Tuesday, January 29th 2013

Robert De Niro Has A Butterfly Tattoo And Richard Gere Is A Sex Gymnast

Carole Mallory is an actress model type who was in a few movies in the 70s, but she's mostly known for kissing famous dudes and telling everyone about it. Carole put out a book a few years ago about her 8-year-long relationship with Norman Mailer, and now she's got a new book out about how she humped on Robert De Niro, Richard Gere and Peter Sellars back in the 70s. Carole was the premiere star fucker of the 1970s. Only the most famous and VIP of men were allowed into her coochie. There was a red velvet rope in front of it and everything. Like Studio 45! Carole Malley was the Superhead of her time.

Page Six, who published excerpts from the book, says that Carole started riding on Robert De Niro after she met him at the Chateau Marmont in 1975. They boned each other for two weeks straight and he never took his socks off:

“During lovemaking, he never stopped looking in my eyes. He had a butterfly tattoo that I later realized matched his flighty spirit. So did the fact he left his socks on. The following year he married Diahnne Abbott . . . I would have appreciated a phone call.”

Socks AND a butterfly tattoo? Robert De Niro was a 19-year-old trailer park slut circa 1997 before 19-year-old trailer park sluts circa 1997 existed! I really hope that butterfly tattoo is above his ass crack, because knowing that the Raging Bull has a tramp stamp would fulfill my life.

Carole also thought that Peter Sellars wore socks all the time too, until she realized that those weren't black fur socks over his feet. It was his foot fur:

“I kissed him all over his hairy body. He had hair everywhere. He even had it on his back. I liked it. He reminded me of a giant panda bear.”

I think Carole just came out as a Plushie.

And finally, Carole talks about how Richard Gere worked her like she was a pommel horse and it was his final event at the Olympics:

“His gymnastic skills were apparent. He made love his way . . . He didn’t withhold. He was Valentino in the flesh. A sex symbol not to be forgotten. Not to be lumped in with all the others, but to be remembered for his uniqueness. His thoughtfulness. His caring.”

Why do I picture Richard covering his hands with chalk powder before sex times and then doing flips all around Carole and stuff? I bet Béla Károlyi was in the corner, coaching him. But seriously, Richard wasn't doing gymnastics. The gerbil in his butt was just trying to get out, so he was squirming and doing all sorts of flips to push it back in. That's all!

Posted by: Michael K


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Submitted by Deb on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 7:31pm.
I'm with y'all on young Bobby D... Travis Bickle, Don Vito Corleone, even Rupert Pupkin!
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Travis Bickle makes me have to change my undies...

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

que cochina's picture

Hairy feet? How repugnant is that? Not that I find/found Sellers attractive or funny (plus, I heard he was a major A-hole).

Bigbendy's picture

Sucky, where do you think DeNiro's tattoo is on his body?

Bigbendy's picture

I hate the movie Pretty Woman........nothing like glorifying a hooker and her John.

suckandfuck's picture

We LOVED Ms. DeNiro in the 70s but we saw her at the Screen Actor's Guild Awards the other night and time hasn't been kind to her!

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

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Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 7:34pm.
Dog-Bref is jellis.

Totally.

Lucifer_Sam's picture

Bendy, I always knew we have a connection. <3

Hey Twatty babe <3 Gere is so handsome, but Pretty Woman ruined him for me: that part where he's like "Get out of my house!" surely put the acting skills of Olivier to shame. I hate that film.

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Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 7:34pm.

Dog-Bref is jellis.

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Of YOU? *chuckle* No.

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LaChaylo's picture

Liar, liar, vadge on fire.

I don't believe it - not because it seems far-fetched, but because this ho talks about it like a bad romance novel.

*SNOOZE*

Mani6's picture

All I can say is that starfucking in the 70s sounded really hairy!

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If anyone is going to pee on him it's going to be me.- Nicole Kidman

IrishFury's picture

Dog-Bref is jellis.

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Dog's picture

You're both lezzie hoors.

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Submitted by Dog on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 7:30pm.
Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 7:26pm.

Sorry slick, I'm with Weezy now.

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I know I haven't seen you in a few days but turning gayelle? You do know how to be adventurous! Does Weezy know she's gay?

I'm not gay. I'm IF-curious.

Deb's picture

I'm with y'all on young Bobby D... Travis Bickle, Don Vito Corleone, even Rupert Pupkin!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

IrishFury's picture

@Dog, she came on to me - see below. She's an animal!

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louise_brooks's picture

Twat_Muffin- they there!

Dog's picture

Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 7:26pm.

Sorry slick, I'm with Weezy now.

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I know I haven't seen you in a few days but turning gayelle? You do know how to be adventurous! Does Weezy know she's gay?

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Deb's picture

She couldn't have been THAT good of a star fucker if she now has to write cheesy tell-alls from forty-fuck years ago to pay the bills.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Tigerlilly's picture

Richard Gere never did it for me, but a young Bobby D? Oh, yeah! Hell, even an old Bobby D could prolly get the panty puddin' flowin' out ma tiger giny!

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

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Submitted by Dog on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 7:10pm.

Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 7:06pm.

Submitted by Dog on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 7:01pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 6:59pm.

Because that how YOU used to do it before someone told you you were doing it wrong.
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Wrong!?..Used to!?

*pulls up black sock sprints at pommel horse at the end of bed*

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OKAY! I'M DONE! YOU'VE BEEN GREAT! Let IF wash your shorts for a while.

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Sorry slick, I'm with Weezy now.
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Twat Muffin's picture

Lucie & Louise -- hey, babes!

Robert DeNiro & Richard Gere always & forever can get it from me. Love both of them!!! That's so hot about DeNiro looking you in the eyes -- RAWWWRRRR!!!!!!!!

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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 6:42pm.

Ugh chatty hos are the worst kind of hos.

Keep it to yourself hooker!
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Or if you're going to spill the tea make it a lot juicier than this.

It's like reading one of my mom's old romance books.

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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 7:10pm.
Submitted by RichBitch on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 7:00pm.
Mid-1970s De Niro was so fucking hot.

YES! De Niro in The Godfather: I would hit it with the hammer of the gods, forever and ever, or at least until the next mass extinction of life on Earth.

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Luci, are sure that you are not my long lost twin? DeNiro in the Godfather..... Makes me happy

notreallyworking's picture

The gerbil in his ass was trying like hell to escape!!!

LOL

Nailed It.

"Just look at all the fucks I give!"

"Pete... I just wanted to jump on and tell you I'm really glad you're doin' okay."

"Is your name Michael Diamond?" "Naw, mine's Clarence..."

Tigerlilly's picture

I love a whore who kisses and tells...

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Parablesower's picture

If I ever evenTHOUGHT about writing such a book, even as a full-fledged adult, my parents would find me and smite me about the head and shoulders until the white meat showed. And that's if my grandparents did not beat them to it.

We're going to give you a fair trial- followed by a first class hanging."- Silverado

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Well, hello Carol Mallory, my new best gurlfrend. This is juicy....or its better when filtered through the masterful wordsmith MK.

Deniro and the tramp stamp....really, that would also make my day!

My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.

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Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 7:08pm.
Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 7:04pm.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 7:00pm.

You're going to make the menz here faint with the latter suggestion, you know that, right?!
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*gets off floor, feels goose egg and dent in coffee table*

LMAO!!

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Submitted by RichBitch on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 7:00pm.
Mid-1970s De Niro was so fucking hot.

YES! De Niro in The Godfather: I would hit it with the hammer of the gods, forever and ever, or at least until the next mass extinction of life on Earth.

Dog's picture

Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 7:06pm.

Submitted by Dog on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 7:01pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 6:59pm.

Because that how YOU used to do it before someone told you you were doing it wrong.
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Wrong!?..Used to!?

*pulls up black sock sprints at pommel horse at the end of bed*

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

OKAY! I'M DONE! YOU'VE BEEN GREAT! Let IF wash your shorts for a while.

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www.charitywater.org

www.theanimalrescuesite.com

www.modestneeds.org

Whamo's picture

Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 7:04pm.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 7:00pm.

You're going to make the menz here faint with the latter suggestion, you know that, right?!
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*gets off floor, feels goose egg and dent in coffee table*

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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 6:56pm.

Ha! My cousin used to read these. I used to sneak in her room and read them. My mother would've stuck her foot up my ass for reading them and my cousin's for bringing 'filth' into her house! I had forgotten all about that.

Whamo's picture

Submitted by Dog on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 7:01pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 6:59pm.

Because that how YOU used to do it before someone told you you were doing it wrong.
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Wrong!?..Used to!?

*pulls up black sock sprints at pommel horse at the end of bed*

Murph's picture

Nothing to say except Richard Gere was hot as FUCK in the 70's and 80's and I would hit it up, down, all around even if he was a clown.

That makes no sense but I would screw him senseless so now it makes more sense.

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Submitted by louise_brooks on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 7:00pm.

IF- are we having a butterfly tramp stamp support group meeting or are we going to make out? I'm cool with either.
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You're going to make the menz here faint with the latter suggestion, you know that, right?!

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Whamo's picture

Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 6:56pm.
Submitted by louise_brooks on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 6:54pm.

*pulls shirt down over butterfly tramp stamp, sheepishly leaves room avoiding eye contact*

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*leaves quietly with her*
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Lol!!! Oh you dirty dirty girls you:D

TexnDoc's picture

She stretched what you've excerpted here into a book? It barely makes a post. There were a hell of a lot more interesting things happening in the pre-AIDS 70s than this shit. Pick up Andy Warhol's Diaries and he wasn't even trying to be salacious.

Dog's picture

Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 6:59pm.

Why do I picture Richard covering his hands with chalk powder before sex times and then doing flips all around Carole and stuff?

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Because that how YOU used to do it before someone told you you were doing it wrong.

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www.charitywater.org

www.theanimalrescuesite.com

www.modestneeds.org

RichBitch's picture

Mid-1970s De Niro was so fucking hot. Actually he was hot as all fuck until about 1996.

louise_brooks's picture

IF- are we having a butterfly tramp stamp support group meeting or are we going to make out? I'm cool with either.

Whamo's picture

Why do I picture Richard covering his hands with chalk powder before sex times and then doing flips all around Carole and stuff?
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LMFAO! He claps his hands and a big puff of chalk flies up, a few deep breaths and off he goes with a tuck summy in the pike position as he hits his mark at the end of the bed doing all he can not to take that extra step....and keeping his boner up!

IrishFury's picture

Submitted by louise_brooks on Tue, 01/29/2013 - 6:54pm.

*pulls shirt down over butterfly tramp stamp, sheepishly leaves room avoiding eye contact*

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*leaves quietly with her*

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Dark-sided!

ImpertinentVixen's picture

*bow chicka bowwwww*

I'll bet this trick appeared in issues of my sister's Viva magazine back in the 70s.

fredfred's picture

she looks like a brunette that girl from "the big bang theory".

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Dawn Davenport's picture

I'm now picturing DeNiro nude with dorky black socks!

I heard one time that women physically cannot have an orgasm if they have cold feet. Wonder if it's the same for Bobby D?

louise_brooks's picture

*pulls shirt down over butterfly tramp stamp, sheepishly leaves room avoiding eye contact*

GrlBhvingBadly's picture

Me too!!! :(

LareezyDaBreezy's picture

The Superhead of the 70's is coming off as prissy as hell. Jumpoff please, I'm going to need you to take several seats.
But Al Pacino and Richard Gere could have got it back in their prime.

*Crackie is growing up*

misslainey's picture

I want to make a catty remark, but I won't. Suffice it to say, I'm sure she was surprised when after two weeks of fucking she never heard from Bobby again.

mike's picture

lol, I suppose the cheesy style is appropriate in this case

She was very pretty in a '70s way.