Ashley Judd And Her Hot Piece Of A Husband Broke Up
The picture above was taken at the Emmys in September, so you'd think that Ashley Judd's husband Dario Franchitti would've immediately filed papers to legally quit her ass after she forced him to pose next to her while she's got a cone of hair sitting on top of her head. Wearing your hair like that is only okay if you're trying to smuggle a file to a prison inmate or if you're trying to smuggle tiny bottles of booze into a 15-hour-long Emmy ceremony. (That's probably what Ashley is doing here, which explains why Dario is okay with it).
Dario and Ashley didn't file for divorce then (reason. irreconcilable differences over her ugly ass hairstyle), but they're breaking up now. Dario and Ashley issued a statement to People yesterday saying that after 11 years of looking at each other's faces every day, they're sick of looking at each other's faces:
"We have mutually decided to end our marriage. We'll always be family and continue to cherish our relationship based on the special love, integrity, and respect we have always enjoyed."
Ashley and Dario got married in Scotland in 2001 after 2 years of being engaged. And now Ashley has more time to either shoot a sequel to my favorite shit show Eye of the Beholder or plan her run for Senator of Kentucky.
And my thoughts are with Ashley's therapy dog during this highly difficult time.
It's a difficult time, because Ashley's dog no longer gets to lick Dario's glorious furry leech brows first thing in the morning.
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She looks like a big bag of boring.
Ii hate this smug pretentious self centered cunt with every fiber of my being. For some one who crricizes her mother for being a ho bag her apple sure sidnt fall far from the tree. She fucked or blew everyone in hollywood before she met dario. Jason patrick has terrible thongs to say about her and they didnt even date! She loves to bring ip her edumacation in every convo and is the most narcissistic person ive ever seen. Go away ashley. Go annoy another planet.
Never liked this whole Judd family. Mama Judd is faker than fake and was always desperate to make it in entertainment. She allowed Wynonna to quit school so they could go to Nashville and try to be famous. She pretty much abandoned Ashley to family in Kentucky. Mama Naomi and Wynona's names aren't even real. They were changed to those to sound more country. Ashley is rightly screwed up.
Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 2:14pm.
Bet you he's remarried and has kids within two years.
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You know it! That's what happened with Janet Jackson after her second husband René left.
In her book Ashley said she had decided long ago to not have children because there were already so many alive already that needed families. Why she didn't adopt at some point is unclear. She mentioned wanting to adopt one girl she met in Asia but was told she couldn't.
Possum-well said indeed.
I always heard that she had a raging eating disorder. If she's looking puffy and heavier because she's finally started to eat normally then good for her, I say. But, if it's due to weird plastic surgery, that's a shame.
I, too, bet he'll have a new woman and a kid within a year or two. That's what can suck about being a childless couple. I know too many couples where the dude says, NO KIDS and she goes along with it, and once she's too old to conceive, he changes his mind and goes off with a younger (usually less educated, less interesting) version of her and pops out some offspring.
Submitted by Bunny Rabbit on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 2:14pm.
Bet you he's remarried and has kids within two years.
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ITA.
That's too bad, I thought they had a solid thing going. Wonder who will keep that adorable puppy?
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@the violator-ITA. Those two pictures were taken only a couple of months apart? Gorgeous woman, but definitely two faced!
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Submitted by Possum on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 4:34pm.
Excellent post - ITA
in one picture with him, she has the bride of frankenstein do and in another, you can see early stages of turkey neck.
Therapy Dog should have his own tag, and his own posts. He's absolutely adorable.
Dario is a hot piece and has a Scottish accent-hawt! He's probably all ready taken. Not surprised by this. She's getting old, her family is waaaaaaaaay crazy, no kids, he's over it.
I guess she's going to start in on the UK basketball players, maybe even the cheerleaders.
Ashley will adopt a child this year - remember this comment!
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Dang. Those Judd women can't stay married, can they?
But I agree with DiamondDogs. I read Ashley's book and that family was batshit crazy. Mama Judd was the whoringest whore that ever whored. Ashley was either ignored or passed from relative to relative-- and she had some skeezy relatives who paid a bit too much attention to her, if you know what I mean. :(
That said, it seems to me she is a bit stuck in recovery. It's awesome that she puts effort into getting better, but there comes a time when you see your past sadness as over and move on with your life (first hand experience, y'all). She's stuck there. And it can be draining on a partner of someone like that, to always be the supporter and protector she didn't get as a kid. The partner starts feeling like a parent and not a husband/boyfriend etc.
Props to her for her humanitarian work... but it did strike me as weird that she was jetting off to Africa and Asia without him. It's been my experience that couples who are always doing stuff apart are pretty much friends and that's it. Something's missing.
No doubt her puffy face was the final straw.
Seriously? A therapy dog??!! A friend's son has one- he is severely mentally impaired with brain damage and the dog can detect mood changes that can cause him to harm himself.
Why does Ashley need a therapy dog?
And what is with the Marge Simpson hairdo?
Can't blame him from what I have read about her. Ick. Nast.
Bet you he's remarried and has kids within two years.
OMFG that's the cutest dog!
I read a few Judd biographies and that family is FUCKED UP. Mama Judd is a controlling witch slut whose central focus is to put down Wynonna. Ashley was basically ignored for most of her life. They revealed far to much about their lives to the public but these chicks are damaged. The last tour they had some very shady looking therapist along to keep the fat Judd from strangling Mama Judd. Ashley recently came out about being sexual abused and that she suffers from major anxiety. That could be why she has a therapy dog.
I always sensed that Ashley could easily turn gayelle.
Not saying Ashley isn't a bitch but she didn't have an easy life.
"We'll continue to cherish our relationship based on the special love, integrity, and respect we have always enjoyed, while overlooking the many times he cheated on circuit."
TM - Eh, I think Camille is whatever, probably not the brightest bulb but I don't think she is a sociopath, whereas in my opinion Resnick comes across as an evil soulless b*tch.
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 1:11pm.
Pretty much ALL dogs are therapy dogs.
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Totally - if I've had a bad day, I forget once I get home to my furry friends.
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Please, Dr Freud, help us out. We desperately need to see Casper [the Friendly Ghost] fuck his mother! --- Cinema Snob
This upsets me--- I love Ashley Judd.
Please, Dr Freud, help us out. We desperately need to see Casper [the Friendly Ghost] fuck his mother! --- Cinema Snob
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 12:54pm.
Orangina -- I'd like to get a crabby-ass cat and have that be my therapy animal. Why don't you ever see cats be a therapy animal? I'd love to see someone get too close to the cat and have that cat take someone's eye out! RAWWWRRR!
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HA! My dog would love to claw a bitch out at the airport but he's too polite. Since he's an adorable Pomeranian, every motherfucker and their mother was coming up at petting him at the airport, and he was "Just fucking kill me now." And this one morbidly obese guy from Georgia came up and vigorously pet my dog's head for like, 10 minutes. I'm surprised my dog doesn't have a bald spot from that shit.
Twatty - girlfriend, I could go on for days about how much I can't stand Fayke Resnick on RHOBH! Ugh. Such trash! I had forgotten a lot of the details re: her & the OJ trial, but when you google some shit on her, it's disgraceful. Can't stand her!
Anyway, Ashley Judd was beautiful. My mom tried telling me years ago that she got the vibe that Ashley was an insufferable bitch when she saw Ashley & Morgan Freeman doing some press for that movie that they did together and she claimed that Morgan seemed as though he was going through the motions and could barely stand her. My mom tends to read too much into stuff at times so I disregarded it at the time. However, since she did press for her "WHERE'S MY SON?!?!" show, I could see how pretentious she is. Remember, when she got on her high horse that people had the gall to suggest that she had work done on her face?
Does anyone remember when Charlize Theron first came on the scene, she sorta resembled Ashley Judd? I remember watching Devil's Advocate & Heat and thinking that they were the same actress. Charlize had a very round, almost baby face when she first came on the scene.
Trixster -- Camille calling Faye morally bankrupt is like the pot calling the kettle black, don't ya think? But yeah, an otherwise correct statement. Plus I think Faye is a shitty decorator. I'm totally into interior decorating and I can spot a shitty job when I see it.
Hekki -- I agree, all dogs are therapy dogs, but all pets are therapy pets.
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@cocoebert:
That story you're referring to is here: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/1665919/posts
It's a very entertaining read. I'm not sure if it's a true account even though it's totally believable.
awww Hekki, that's so cute!
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Pretty much ALL dogs are therapy dogs.
When we were dogsitting my nephew the pug this past weekend, and Middle Child got upset, she'd go cry into his neck and tell him what was upsetting her. If we weren't so broke, I'd seriously think about getting a dog. They are marvelous for emotional support.
But it doesn't mean you can bring your dog to work and shit. I mean, come on.
Submitted by cocoebert: "...Remember when PMK was just "Nicole Simpson's good friend"? Ahhh, those were the days..."
YES! I actually LIKE reading the items after years have gone by. People rumored to be gay have come out, etc. Very fun.
My husband likes this stuck up snob. Yes she was quite pretty before the plastic surgery. I remember when he won Indy 500 & she tried to make his win about her! Never thought she could act though.
And yes she wore the coochie dress to the oscars one year.
http://www.servicedogcentral.org/content/node/74
Psychiatric Service Dogs...
...are service dogs individually trained to perform tasks which mitigate the psychiatric disabilities of their disabled partners.
There has been some confusion and some heated debate about psychiatric service dogs (PSDs). First let's clarify the difference between a therapy dog and a psychiatric service dog. A therapy dog is an individual's pet which has been trained, tested, registered and insured to work in hospital, nursing home, school, and other institutional settings. The therapy dog and his partner visit to cheer patients, to educate the community, to counter grief and stress, and generally be good canine ambassadors within the community. The canine partner of Delta Society Pet Partners is an example of a therapy dog. Most therapy dog partners are volunteers, but some states recognize professional therapy dogs partnered with therapists and other mental health professionals. Therapy dogs are not service dogs.
Under U.S. law, persons with therapy dogs are NOT granted the right to enter businesses with their dogs which do not permit pets. They do not get to fly in the cabins of aircraft because they are therapy dogs, nor do they get to live in "no pets" housing because they are therapy dogs.
Dogs used for emotional support, that are not task-trained, are called emotional support animals. They are not service dogs.
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TM, yup! I have seen Faye R. on Real Housewives and she seems like a miserable person. I completely agree with your assessment. I still love when Camille called her "The Morally Bankrupt Faye Resnick." LOL, so spot on.
Orangina -- I'd like to get a crabby-ass cat and have that be my therapy animal. Why don't you ever see cats be a therapy animal? I'd love to see someone get too close to the cat and have that cat take someone's eye out! RAWWWRRR!
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Trixster -- have you caught Faye Resnick on "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" lately? What a piece of work she is! Now she's an interior decorator, don't ya know? She said something like "interior decorating finds you." More like "interior decorating finds yo' ass after a famous football player murders your best friend and you become famous for 15 minutes, you ugly whore." She looks like an ape and seems to have an opinion about everything; she's one of Kyle Richards' best friends.
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Anyone can go to their doctor and say "I need my dog to be my emotional service dog" and then the doctor gives them a note, and then that note makes it so that you can bring your dog anywhere with you. People mainly do it so that they can bring their dog on the plane with them (the dog sits on your lap). My mom did that with my Pomeranian. But its honestly better to just ask your friend to watch your dog, seeing as my Pomeranian looks like he wants to kill himself everytime he's forced to fly or be at an airport. Which is pretty much my sentiments when flying or at an airport. Major suicide face.
She has got I've been take steriods face. I wonder if she is sick.
I have never liked her she seems bitchy.
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Her ex won't be single for long. *sigh
Btw, is the fat Judd Ashley's mother?
aww that puppeh. He looks like he's saying "please someone save me from this pretentious know-it-all bitch"..
LOL @ bloated asian woman!!
Thanks rocket & rukiddingme. I'd only heard of service dogs.
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Submitted by cocoebert on Wed, 01/30/2013 -
Remember when PMK was just "Nicole Simpson's good friend"? Ahhh, those were the days...
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Between PMK and Fay Resnick, it seems like poor Nicole had some godawful taste in friends (and husbands).
Hekki,
I love that ridiculous site you linked to. I particularly got a kick out of the entry for Bruce Jenner: "Name-Bruce Jenner
Dirt-he's had 2 face lifts, eyelid surgery, and 2 nose jobs and still looks like hell; once went bankrupt; married to one of Nicole Simpson's good friends"
Remember when PMK was just "Nicole Simpson's good friend"? Ahhh, those were the days...
rukiddingme yeah that is what I was gonna try and get for my dog, but it's not really good for much, you can't take them places like you can if you have a "real" disability DAMN IT!
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Submitted by Dawn Davenport on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 12:29pm.
Dario likely woke up one day and asked himself "When did I marry a bloated Asian woman?"
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aaahahahahaa!...... I am pissing myself here!
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A therapy dog is one you take to nursing homes and children's hospitals to visit the patients. Dogs are picked because of their loving and docile personalities. It's a really nice thing to do. Most patients really miss having pets and enjoy the visits. I have a friend who takes her therapy miniature horse to nursing homes.
The newest type of therapy dog are dogs that people claim help keep them calm and from having panic attacks or anxiety issues. I would guess that perhaps that's what her dog does for her?
What's more sad than the fact that 10,000 animals got euthanized today? The fact that because of the ignorance of humans, it will happen again tomorrow. End the cycle. Spay and neuter your pets & please adopt your next pet from a shelter.
I bet every time he got out of his race car she wanted to talk about "us". She said once that her hobby was "working on their relationship". He has to be a saint for putting up with her for this long.
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Ashley and Dario couldn't be the Blind from the other day, could they? I think that said "A-list actress" and "almost A-list" husband. She was A-list for a hot second in the 90s and I know some 'Mericans lurve thar racin'. Maybe the Blind was written in Kentucky?
ETA: They had no kiddos.