Wednesday, January 30th 2013

Birthday Sluts

Phil Collins (62)
Jake Thomas (23)
Kid Cudi (29)
Wilmer Valderrama (33)
Josh Kelley (33)
Andy Milonakis (37)
Yumi Yoshimura (38)
Christian Bale (39)
Jemima Khan (39)
Chris Jacobs (43)
Carolyn Kepcher (44)
Mary Kay Letourneau (51)
Jody Watley (54)
Brett Butler (55)
Charles S. Dutton (62)
Dick Cheney (72)
Vanessa Redgrave (76)
Tammy Grimes (79)
Gene Hackman (83)
Harold Prince (85)

Posted by: Michael K


shandi's picture

Holy crap! I didn't recognize Phil with all that facial hair!

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Albatross's picture

Crappy Birthday, Dick Cheney, you piece of shit.

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Dion flowerboy's picture

Dick Cheney is not allowed to share a birthday with Christian Bale and Gene Hackman. He can have February 31st or something.
Gene Hackman is still the man.

dorian_graye's picture

I refuse to believe that that photo is not Jude Law.

chlyn's picture

Wow, I didn't know Phil Collins was dreamy back in the day.

Tyroan's picture

HBD to all these poor suckas who have to share a birthday with Dick "Ka-boom" Cheney.

Deb's picture

Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 9:58am.

Phil Collins...His early years with Genisis were fantastic and I agree with Anita, he did a great job replacing a very talented frontman. Phil was a great drummer and a freaking HIT machine. Sure it was middle of the road sappy stuff but GD it ain't easy writing hits songs and Phil made it look easy. I hated him at the time but in retrospect I have to give the man the respect he deserves
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Whamo, with all due respect... I have no respect for Phil Collins.
I have believed since the early 80's that Phil wrote all his lyrics on the crapper. Such inanity makes my head explode.
"I'm goin'down, goin' down like a monkey.
Oooh, but it's alright.
'Cause tonight, tonight, tonight - ohhhh.
I'm gonna make it right tonight, tonight, tonight - ohhhhhhhhhh!" *FLUSH*

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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Deb's picture

Hmmm. Dick Cheney and Phil Collins share a birthday. Coincidence? I think not!

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elanenergy's picture

Speaking of Dick Cheney (because, weren't we?) is it true that Bob Gucicone's (sp) porn stash actually includes letters exchanged between he and Dick Cheney? Isn't this, like, a great story? Or is it another Daily Mail hoax? (I'm so gullible.)

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Ecce Homo's picture

Wilmer Valderrama: would. (some guys are only good for one thing, and he'd better be bloody good at it)

Gene Hackman: Didn't he punch some guy in the face for calling his wife a c**t last year? Only makes me love him more!

Vanessa Redgrave: Beautiful, talented, radiant.

Charles S. Dutton: It's hard to track down, but there's something called Alien3 Assembly Cut which is worth seeking out, it's almost a different movie!

Mary Kay Letourneau: She's got those spooky Mackenzie Phillips eyes (shivers)

Love Phil Collins, like Christian Bale, but what the heck, happy birthday to everyone here.

Gardening Girl's picture

Dick Cheney...the original dark lord, I pray there is an after life so that you can get yours.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Gardening Girl's picture

Mary Kay Leturlet...rot in hell you disgusting sucia.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

oceanlover998's picture

...Dick Cheney is now truly heartless...being kept alive with a portable, artificial heart-thing machine so I'm not sure he's even legally entitled to a birthday, but enjoy your time above ground while you can, you warmongering merchant of death...

...I didn't mind Phil Collins' music back in the day, but when I hear it now, it strikes me as solidly crafted but profoundly mediocre...

...oh Nessie...how did they ever talk you into taking that minor supporting role in that melodramatic snoozefest about the killer comet?...HB nonetheless...

...loved me some Jody W back in the day...HB lovely lady...

...HB Gene Hackman...truly an iconic talent from Hollywood's last golden age...

...didn't Brett Butler completely retire from showbiz? never did care for her 'comedy'...

...don't recognize the rest...

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Twat Muffin's picture

hoff -- that's what I was thinking, hairy fucker. Everywhere except the top of his head, LOL!

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I honestly thought that's Jude Law in the photo.

Cake666's picture

Hipster before there was such a thing as hipsters..I guess that makes him their god.

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howcomebubblegum's picture

Happy Birthday, Phil! Loved his last album, Going Back, his tribute to Motown.

Whamo's picture

Phil Collins...His early years with Genisis were fantastic and I agree with Anita, he did a great job replacing a very talented frontman. Phil was a great drummer and a freaking HIT machine. Sure it was middle of the road sappy stuff but GD it ain't easy writing hits songs and Phil made it look easy. I hated him at the time but in retrospect I have to give the man the respect he deserves

Christian Bale.....Empire Of The Sun, the man always had the talent

Gene Hackman...Mississippi Burning was always one of my favorites

Happy Bday Sluts

Few Words's picture

Genesis was a waaay cooler band with peter gabriel.

phil collins made it damn sappy band.

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CokeyBloke's picture

Only 33 and Josh Kelly's life is already over. Sad.

Few Words's picture

yo mr. bale happy fucking bd. what part of it didnt you understand? unfucking believeale.

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Aw, Phil. Just heard "Easy Lover" the other day. So good.

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jack-n-the-hat's picture

SU-SU-SUDIO! MOTHERFUCKER I HATE THAT SONG BUT HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU CUZ YOU CAN SING LEAD AND PLAY THE DRUMS LIKE A ROCKSTAR AND I THINK WE ALL AGREE THAT IS TALENT...

Happy birthday to Batman and Gene Hackman... fuck the rest.

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ba-buttons's picture

Happy B-Day Mary Kay Letourneau!! The original!! All those other teachers who seduced their 13 year old male students are just poseurs!!

Happy B-Day Charles S. Dutton!! I really enjoyed you as Dillon in 'Alien 3', a great performance in a movie that received too much criticism. Not great, but it had some truly excellent moments. Loved the line, "This is rumour control - these are the facts."

Happ B-Day Gene Hackman!!! Just love this guy but for sure his best performances were Popeye Doyle in 'The French Connection' and Little Bill in 'Unforgiven'. He won Best Supporting Actor for Little Bill but should have one Best Actor.

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Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 10:08pm.

Again, pipe down, Fatty.

Go and waddle to the pantry, stick some cake in your gaping maw and pick some crabs out of your mound and use 'em as sprinkles.

Team#DOGHASCRABS!

LaChaylo's picture

To this day, I cannot listen to a Phil Collins song unless I'm watching the worst dj in the world video, which never gets old. And in this pic, he looks like my hipster, chain smoking neighbor.

TexnDoc's picture

He brings back memories of MTV when they played music videos. I swear his were on as many times as Michael Jackson's.

ImpertinentVixen's picture

This list and I are DONE professionally.

christine the hoff's picture

phil,HAIRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOL.

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Cowjam's picture

Yikes! The lovely and talented Vanessa Redgrave shares a birthday with some serious douchebags: Wilmer Valderamma, Jemima Khan, Mary Kay LaTourneau, and the ever-lovely Dick Cheney. This must be karma's annual day off. I wonder if Gene Hackman is a prick in real life?

I have no quarrel with Phil Collins, but what the hell is a Su-Su-Sudeio?

Meatblocks's picture

"... cruising down the list of the rusting notables, his eyes grew mean at the sight of a scumbag amongst fools, an evil-doer amidst clowns ..."
i fuckin hate dickless cheney.
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*glowers*

*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*

Chris Ecclestons Concubine's picture

Some talented people born today.

And Kid Cudi and Dick Cheney. I hope to fuck he chokes to death on birthday cake. And then his lifeless corpse falls on Liz and she's suffocated.

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Anita Bidet's picture

HB Phil. his solo stuff is too commercial, although the first 2 albums were fairly good. but he did a great job replacing Peter Gabriel in Genesis and to his credit never imitated him.