Thursday, January 31st 2013
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For January 30th!
Jane's hidden Nanny-cam shows what Tarzan and Cheetah were really up to when she was away from the hut. - Whaaaaat
Runners-up:
Ed misunderstood the word, "banana hammock" - DiamondDogs
There once was a man from Montana
Who worked a donkey show in Havana
He said with a shrug
As he removed his butt plug
Who wants a big brown banana? - citizenstrange
via Evil Milk
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Awesome! Great captions!
"I'm worried that every time I hurt your feelings that you're gonna start drinking again." Peggy Olson, Mad Men
Way to go, citizenstrange and Whaaaat. Excellent captions.
LMAO!!! Great ones guys! Congrats :-)
Congrats, Whaaaaat, DiamondDogs, and citizenstrange (very clever)!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
"I am not really a crazy psycho. I swear." Nicki Minaj. ________________________________________________________________
Is it wrong that I so would?
*hangs head in shame*
I love a good limerick. Well done, all.
Citizen strange, you need to caption every one of these with a good limerick like that one. Well done.
congrats DD and all the winners!
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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA
Sucky 12/19
Citizenstrange, that was awesome!
You can never go wrong with a limerick.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
In his mental facility room and in front of a selected audience, kirk cameron is reenacting his banana argument
Sorry, but I remember the movie 'Nine and A Half Weeks' a little bit differently.
Who ordered the tossed fruit salad?
Not pictured: 12 grapes, 2 lemons, half an avocado, and an eggplant the size of my fist.
Nobody can deny he has a peel.
Chloe told Kim, "Sex with my husband never lost it's appeal."
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You might find The Hoff in a bar
or in Germany with a guitar.
He might do a dance
in shiny black pants,
but at least he can talk to his car.
Brandi Glanville's labia leftovers were FedExed to me today. They cost a fortune.
DID YOU MOTHERFUCKING POOP IN MY FOOD? YOU BITCH! *THROWS TAMPON*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6PPzUW2PIY
Nevermind.
The truth about Ashton Kutcher's illness due to a fruit diet are apparently true. This according to Two Hundred and A Half Men.
American Beauty's Mena Suvari got a surprise visit from her boyfriend. Then he got a surprise visit from her lawyer. He's a peeling the conviction.
"You're tops in your squadron. Your tops in Scientology. You're tops on my daughter. You're a Top Gun. But what makes you think you are a top banana?"
The V.W. commercial that execs yanked from Super Bowel exposure. (V.ery W.eird). But 'vary vary interesting'. Hint: Driver's Wanted.
Hearing that his idol, Ron Jeremy, was in critical condition. Harry prepared for his 21 gun salute!
For Harry, getting out of Jamaican Customs was easy. But getting through a U.S. Custom's strip search proved a little more challenging. But he never gave up!
Now that he's been voted out of the Senate, Scott Brown is too old to reprise his Cosmo spread, but Bananas Monthly is happy to have him.
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"Lord help us all! Jesus take the bedazzled wheel." ~~MK
Bananarama was right - It was a cruel, cruel summer...
Harry experimented solo. He tried hetero. He tried gay. He tried threesomes. Orgies. But in the end, he knew he could only go in One Direction.
In Shawshank, Andy Dufresne liked Red most. But he also liked yellow. And Red liked it too.
"Oh, Andy. Oh, Andy."
Those banannas would make me split.
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You might find The Hoff in a bar
or in Germany with a guitar.
He might do a dance
in shiny black pants,
but at least he can talk to his car.
Kelly Preston was pissed when the postcard arrived for John with the words "Fucky Fucky Times" written on the back -
Andrew Shue tests the fruit fly theory.
Kelly will do anything to get John home in time for dinner
Baby got Front
the new banana belt at H&M can you guess the real article?
Tom Cruise getting ready for his new role in The Jungle Book - raw version
"He's got it.
Yeah, baby, he's got it
He's your Venus, he's your penis.
He's got it!"
BANANARAMA!
Johnny Weissmuller never could get Cheetah to delete his cache.
http://www.30bananasaday.com gets a new poster girl.
Andy Samburg's solo follow up to "Dick In a Box", aptly named "Bananas in Bed" wasn't quite as successful.
**When the world slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry walls.**
How'd you think James Franco got a part in Planet Of the Apes?
I don't see the... uh, peel.
Martha Stewart credits her time in prison for her new recipe for 'banana creme pie'.
Gwen Stefani wrote Hollaback Girl at this guy's house...
(Hey, they can't all be gold) :)
There's one bannana you can't see in the picture. Come over and see where I hid it!
Dick Diggler's photo grab for his cover of the "The Name Game" song. Sister Jude was not impressed.
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Why some turds evade the whirlpool...god only knows. They are survivors. The fittest.
- Hysteria
"I want you to draw me like one of your French girls."
"Dave. Oh Day ... hay hay hay, oh? Daylight comes and me wanta go home."
Want to monkey around?
Not a Caption, but an observation: Does anyone else think this could be a young Victor Garber?
Maybe it is because of the Bradley Cooper post right before this.
http://fadedblog.wordpress.com/2010/08/09/bradley-cooper-steps-out-with-...
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♫I am smitten, You know me (yeah, you know me)
I could be your Frankenstein, My crush with eyeliner...♫
Rare pics of Benedict Cumberbatch doing Josephine Baker fetish porn surface.
Are you hard of hearing, jerk? I said I like having sex with guys wearing 'bandannas'!