Hot Slut Of The Day!

Sam, the Instagram-famous cat with a natural born eyebrow situation!

Now this is what Instagram is really for. Instagram isn't for posting pictures of the sushi appetizer you ordered at dinner last night and it isn't for posting a picture of the second hair that grew out of your newborn baby's bald head. Instagram is for posting pictures of pussies with brows! Thousands of worshipers of pussy brows follow Sam on Instagram, because he's constantly giving BROWS! BROWS! BROWS! Sam's brows don't give off only one emotion either. Sam emotes all sorts of feelings with his brows.

Sometimes Sam looks like there's a maniacal killer with a knife behind you, but he's too frozen with fear to warn you with meows. Sometimes Sam looks like he's on a really long road and he's got the runs really bad, but he hasn't seen a rest stop for miles. Or sometimes Sam looks like he's not sure if you should wear those pants with that shirt.

Sam's brows have many layers and no, none of those layers are made from a Sharpie, because his brows are all-natural. (Actually, I don't know that, but I'm not about to accuse Sam of faking his beauty.) But manufactured or not, those Groucho Marx meets Eugene Levy brows are the true stars of Instagram. Eyebrow Dog is impressed.

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Hot Slut of the Day

Submitted by McWrecker on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 9:04pm.

Anderson Cooper got turned into a cat?

Submitted by RandéSleepover on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 5:20pm.

Submitted by Solaera on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 1:22pm.

Sam looks like he is a Turkish Van. The solid colored tail and the funny face markings are typical for that breed. They also like water and will swim. How cool is that?

Ha! Cool indeed. The images on Google have a more raccoonish brown tail, tho...

Submitted by britmachine on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 5:13pm.

More like misplaced mustache. LOL

Submitted by Dion flowerboy on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 4:47pm.

He's a clown cat. xoxo. Kitlers are fun too.

Submitted by LareezyDaBreezy on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 4:26pm.

Ermahgawd!! Cute kitty. Just what I needed to see to lift my spirits after my rough day in court listening to the judge tell me that I need treatment for being a drunk whore.

*Crackie is growing up*

Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 4:12pm.

Lovely kitty, the eyebrows are purrfect. ;)

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Submitted by Whatever on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 3:16pm.

Very cute!

Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 2:53pm.

I'm getting dry fucked by today.

At least this kitteh with a chola brow situation make me smirk a little bit.

Submitted by BaconSlut on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 2:49pm.

@Bam

LOL! Yep, when you start down that long road of entering into elderhookerdom, they will need a trim every once in a while. :D

Love the kitteh! But to me, those brows are screaming for the cat to have been named Rooney; after the late, great Andy Rooney. *wiggles brows*

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Submitted by letinstar on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 2:22pm.

thumbnail 7 gives me life...

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Submitted by Midwestocean on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 2:16pm.

This cat needs a Hollywood agent pronto!

Submitted by tinyhands on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 1:37pm.

my daughter sent me pic of this kitty the other day. Looks like Marty Scorsese in cat form. LOL

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Submitted by Green Is Good on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 1:25pm.

Thank you MK for bringing Eyebrow cat into my life.

Submitted by Solaera on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 1:22pm.

Sam looks like he is a Turkish Van. The solid colored tail and the funny face markings are typical for that breed. They also like water and will swim. How cool is that?

Submitted by azgirl on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 1:10pm.

I follow a guy on instagram that only posts photos of him hugging cats. It is one of my favorites. Why the hell are cat pictures so entertaining?

Submitted by Persistent Cat on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 12:24pm.

Hello sweet kitty.

I'll never get tired of cat pictures. If everyday could start with pictures of baskets of kittens (or baby sea otters), life would be great.

Submitted by bambam on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 12:16pm.

Do your eyebrows grow? My barber touched mine up last week. I'm sitting there with my eyes closed while he's giving me a trim. All of a sudden I feel the trimmer skim my brows and it took me a second to realize.

"Did you just trim my eyebrows?" "Umm, yeah. They looked a little thick."

The fuck?!? Now I'm gonna be obsessing over my damn eyebrows. >:-(

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Submitted by johnnysgirl on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 11:31am.

Eugene Levy!!!! Hahahahahaha. I fucking love you MK. Your brain - I want to climb inside it :D

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 11:05am.

Poor cat.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Submitted by Meatblocks on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 11:03am.

grumpy cat will not be amused.
guards! take this imposter away!

*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*

Submitted by que cochina on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 10:59am.

This is TwatMuffin's soul cat!

Submitted by Orangina on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 10:55am.

They dyed his tail black and drew the black brows on with dye.

Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 10:51am.

The animal stuff isn't my cup of tea, but this cat cracks me up. He looks like a people.

Submitted by Mel-Tang on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 10:34am.

What a beautiful little baby!!! <3

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Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 10:04am.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 9:38am.
when will the lame obsession with cats on the net go the fuck away already... *yawn*

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I....you....what??? I understand each of those words individually, but when you string them together like that it's just gibberish.

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Submitted by jelliebean on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 9:59am.

M.K. you have to stop. All I do is laugh and read dlisted and I'm already so far behind in my day. Damn you Michael K and your pussy brows!
This is cat porn for me.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 9:45am.

Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 9:41am.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 9:38am.
when will the lame obsession with cats on the net go the fuck away already... *yawn*

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NE. VAH. poor Jack - you feel the way I feel about those Anne Geddes babies. Enough already.
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I'm torn equally with my disgusted exhaustion with these two... between cats and babies no wonder there are so many porn sites.

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Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 9:41am.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 9:38am.
when will the lame obsession with cats on the net go the fuck away already... *yawn*

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NE. VAH. poor Jack - you feel the way I feel about those Anne Geddes babies. Enough already.

Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 9:39am.

http://www.roflcat.com/images/cats/Martin_Scorsese_s_Cat.jpg

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 9:38am.

when will the lame obsession with cats on the net go the fuck away already... *yawn*

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Submitted by Few Words on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 9:36am.

CHOLA-TASTIC!

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Submitted by babybunny on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 9:25am.

I remember the Hitler kitteh, this little dudes eyebrows would freak me out if I was half asleep coz they give him such a human look, very cute none the less

Submitted by RandéSleepover on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 9:19am.

The all-black tail looks odd--like it was dipped in ink.