Wednesday, January 30th 2013
Open Post: Hosted By Sylvester Stallone's Smoking Pipe Brow
It takes a whole lot to show up Jason Momoa (below with his full-time piece's daughter Zoe Kravitz), but Sylvester Stallone did it at last night's NYC premiere of Bullet to the Head. I know that Sly has the complexion of microwaved cheddar cheese, but please take your tongue off the screen and pay homage to his left brow that looks like the Nike swoosh with a tail. It is JUST doing it and then some. I want to take Sly out for dim sum and eat dumplings off of his face, because that brow looks like a beautiful hairy Chinese soup soon.
And seriously, we should expect nothing less from a man whose mother is the most gorgeous ass-reading star goddess on the planet.
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I can understand the plugs and even the face lift (at least the first one) but the salmon colored lipstick is God awful. In person it's even worse. Moving onto Jason~those devil horn brows only further limit your stereotyped career. Wax that ridiculousness asap.
Lucy, I'm listening to Israel Kamakawiwo'ole. Made me think of you:) Really do like his Rainbow and Twinkle Twinkle.
Re: scents: Mr. wears SOAP. Sexiess scent. IMO
According to this story, after the dismal opening of "The Last Stand," it's obvious that nobody wants to see action movies starring senior citizens: http://hollywoodandswine.com/hollywood-shocked-to-learn-teens-have-no-in...
Andy Marx
Seriously, MK? You are looking at Stallone's left eyebrow? What about the other guy's left eyebrow? It has a damn hairless line going right through it!
Stallone looks good for his age. Sure doesn't look like your average pepaw.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Jason Mojito is so hot. He's like a hot anime dude.
Foxxy, IKR? I keep mine quiet so as not to disturb. Other beyotches have theirs at max volume, lmao!
Night night to ya.
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@ Within -- ringing phones hmmmm? there's a "Hells Bells" joke to be made but i'm too tired to try to put it together ;-) all well here, ready for the weekend!
i'm off to create something for (way too late) dinner - take care, good nite!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Heya Foxxy, a bit. Lately, I'm keep noticing their different phone rings and chimes all day but that's no biggie. Lol How are you doing?
*waves at TR and DD* has PHM gone?
Hey peeps, take care what you click on. I noticed a link today that appeared in several spots on Twitter and Pinterest about Best Jobs in America from supposedly msnbc but the url ended in -a.us. I tried to go directly to msnbc and couldn't find it. It mentioned some scam about making money from home. So apparently people were linking to it but it was a fake.
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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Momoa ... what an incredible specimen.
i recommend oil pulling, with the right oil. don't know about the detox effects (and i tend to feel most of those claims are exaggerated greatly), but it gets your teeth really white.
hey, ladies and gentlemen of the Dlisted night!
i logged on just to say
1) this is the least hot Jason Momoa has ever ever ever looked. he looks like "City Slickers"-era Billy Crystal snuck into his atomic substructure. i love Billy Crystal, but, um.....wtf? Jason, you were my one reliable sex god. I feel abandoned and betrayed by your lack of SEXAY.
2) there is nothing better than the bamboo steamer! who needs a fucking microwave? i am not even selling these things. hotter than this photo session with Jason Momoa, that;s for sure.
hope y'all are well, will scroll back now....)
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God don't like ugly.
@ DD -- thanks! i googled and see that it can be found in natural food stores, will definitely check it out. hope you and yours are doing ok!
Hi Within! has the noise situation in your office improved?
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
@ Foxxy
Hiya!
The dry cottage cheese curds are like regular cottage cheese. It would be excellent in lasagna too. No mushy mess. I use the Safeway Lucerne Brand.
HAHAHA Johnnysgirl! Should have guessed. My only thought is that with the legs up that high, forgive me, but this would not be... shall we say... a straight down trajectory. Am I wrong? Thank you, I'll show myself out...
@Saltydog, me too, in and out as quickly as possible. lol
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Submitted by saltydog on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 11:07pm.
I've always been quick about things anyways and kinda confused by how many people spend like 10-20 min on the john.
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I know, right? WTH with War and Peace beside the toilet? Are they constantly constipated?
Submitted by DiamondDogs on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 9:11pm.
Submitted by mike on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 9:07pm.
Submitted by DiamondDogs on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 9:05pm.
Really? What kind of filling do you use?
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I use dry cottage cheese curd. I know that may sound disgusting but it is frigging delicious
DD, are the dry cottage cheese curds kinda like the cheddar cheese curds Wisconsinites enjoy? well, at least i learned about cheese curds from Packers fans, lol. also sounds like dry cottage cheese curds might be useful in lasagna too [i do not like runny lasagne]
evening all!
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
@johnnysgirl & M.E. - I've read that is the better position to poo in as well, I think it was in a cracked.com article called everyday things you're doin wrong. But you can fix it yourself by just getting a foot stool or if you're taller keeping your feet in the tippy-toe position..I must say it is easier to go that way, but I've always been quick about things anyways and kinda confused by how many people spend like 10-20 min on the john.
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 9:33pm
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I love that you say "posish." lol
Hey WHOREs!
WHAT THE FUCK has happened to Jason Momoa?!? His hotness has been sucked away. Maybe because he's doing the Woody Allen thing with Zoe Kravitz?
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"Lord help us all! Jesus take the bedazzled wheel." ~~MK
@Within- we're talking about the ad over on the sidebar for tha Squatty Potty.
I am absolutely fascinated by poop, always have been for some reason. I find the whole process truly enGROSSing, hehe. Despite having a minor in linguistics, poop is my favorite word. If you ever have a poop question, chances are I know the answer. See, I'm good for something at least.
Anyone seen Catfish the tv show? I find it suspect that anyone who goes to that much trouble to hide their true identity from someone would not want to show their mug on national tv and admit that they are a lying douche bag.
Whamo, I m staying busy. Best cure for worrying too much.
GG, report their spam-asses!
@Johnysgirl, whatever you guys are talking about, bwahahahahah
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Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 9:31pm.
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Hey UBY, I hope you're hangin tough waiting for your news.
Spammers suck dick and no one wants to buy their shit.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 6:03pm.
Submitted by johnnysgirl on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 5:57pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 5:50pm.
WHAT THE HELL IS THE SQUATTY POTTY --------->
If I wanted to piss all over the wall, I'd lean up against the wall and piss all over it.
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It's fer poopin'!
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*looks again*
Why do you need a foot stool fer poopin?
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The idea is that that by putting your feet up like that so you're in more of a squatting posish, the bowels/sphincters and what not line up properly for healthy poopin. It's actually all true. Many countries' public toilets are squatties (like Japan).
Consider that the seated toilet is a relatively recent invention. Our ancestors squatted to poop. Also to give birth (lying prone in a bed is also a relatively new thing for humans, and it is actually the worst posish to give birth in. Fascinating shit.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 9:23pm.
won't even mention HockeyF... not. gonna. do. it. ha! ;D
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:) ah Reason you are such a silly LMAO..you know I lurves ya ya dingbat:D
Ola hekki, we don't get results until Friday , so we don't know yet. I ll let you know. Evening whorz !
Submitted by JimiJanisJim on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 8:29pm.
Jimi, I actually have Micky Rourke as a client (Great Guy...very nice and loyal) I was discussing this with him at one point after their movie "Expendibles". Mickey said that he wasn't suprised. Called him a "dick" as well. Go figure.
I actually had semi-contact with him and his peeps years ago on a personal basis. My next door neighbor had a polo team and we went to watch in Santa Barbara. They were playing against Sly's team. Never saw Sly, he hid in his trailer most of the time. Mostly saw his "grooms" running around like idiots getting his Stallions ready for him.
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Why some turds evade the whirlpool...god only knows. They are survivors. The fittest.
- Hysteria
Link didn't work, at least on my end. *kicks deak* Youtube "Tonic Sol Fa One Of Those Days" if ya wanna.
*slides into kitchen wearing fuzzy jammies and unbelievably sexy sweat socks*
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Drive-by fondles. Haven't been able to check in much today, and need to play catch-up with househor chores tonight. But if anyhooker needs a mental/musical pick-me-up (someone said that they were being dry forked in an earlier thread) this group of local horz and their song usually does the trick:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMm4yeHjQz0
TOWANDA!!!
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Whamo, you know I'm just kidding ya. And Beb loved it. hehehehe OK, won't tease ya anymore, won't even mention HockeyF... not. gonna. do. it. ha! ;D
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 9:01pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 8:51pm.
Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 8:44pm.
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Lmao Whamo! First you ask Beb to dance and now you pal around with Tomahawk? The teasing will never end! hahahahahaha
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Not the same thing smaaaart ass, I assumed tomahawk was a he not a she AND I keep having to remind you Beb asked ME to dance and I was merely being a gentleman....so nice try! :P bawahaaha
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I wonder what Jackie would say if Hot Slut Mikel Ruffinelli submitted a photo for a Rumpology report?
http://www.dlisted.com/2013/01/22/hot-slut-day#comments
Sly tried to pick up my SIL in a gym when she was underage. She said he was nice enough to her but he kept trying to get her number until she cracked up and told him how old she was.
I pray for you Whamo.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by mike on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 9:07pm.
Submitted by DiamondDogs on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 9:05pm.
Really? What kind of filling do you use?
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I use dry cottage cheese curd. I know that may sound disgusting but it is frigging delicious.
Submitted by DiamondDogs on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 9:05pm.
Really? What kind of filling do you use?
Submitted by mike on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 8:54pm.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 8:42pm.
I AM CRAVING LATKES!!!
Do you cook? They're very easy to make.
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Never had Latkes but I make a mean perogy.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 8:42pm.
I AM CRAVING LATKES!!!
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You're craving Latka..even with his odd look and that weird voice he had?
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 8:51pm.
Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 8:44pm.
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Lmao Whamo! First you ask Beb to dance and now you pal around with Tomahawk? The teasing will never end! hahahahahaha
@IrishFury, "OH AND STAY AWAY FROM HER, YOU CROTCH SNIFFING ANIMAL!" - *dies* I can hear his knees a-shakin' lol ;p
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I do mike, but I already made dinner! :(
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 8:42pm.
I AM CRAVING LATKES!!!
Do you cook? They're very easy to make.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 8:50pm.
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Ohhh I get it now! That's actually a good one lol
Submitted by IrishFury on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 8:44pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 8:26pm.
No, she is a female, Whamo, I thought she was a dude too.
OH AND STAY AWAY FROM HER, YOU CROTCH SNIFFING ANIMAL!
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Holy jumpin, I had NO Idea I always thought she was a he!! Man o man that's a surprise
Oh and come on
*sings*
AND I ONLY HAVE(crotch sniffing)EYES FOR YOOOOU..:D
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 8:46pm.
I'd bet anything that Tomahawk is just who she says she is. I was just messin' with the whole Manti Te'o sitch.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 8:29pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 8:26pm.
If she starts talking about cancer treatment or a bad car accident, RUN!
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Geez I'm really having a clueless night here, what do you mean..and with regard to tomahawk? Is tomahawk really a girl? I am SO confused right now, help me get my brain on, what's going on here Rande am I missing something here? Lol
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 8:26pm.
Submitted by tomahawk on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 8:01pm.
Whamo, I'm female ;)
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O_O. Whaaaaat.. are you really a female or are you just messing with me?
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No, she is a female, Whamo, I thought she was a dude too.
OH AND STAY AWAY FROM HER, YOU CROTCH SNIFFING ANIMAL!
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Dark-sided!
I AM CRAVING LATKES!!!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by saltydog on Wed, 01/30/2013 - 7:47pm.
I think it is acceptable to use Axe body wash or deodorant (especially the unscented ones), but there is never a justification for the body spray.
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I'll be honest with you SD the only reason I dislike Axe is from the commercials. They just seem to go after that geeky kid that honestly believes using it will get you laid. I just (perhaps wrongly) assumed it was the McDonald's of Cologne. I've really only ever smelled it once or twice but I wasn't really impressed by it. What the hell do I know? Lol