Kunty Karl Finally Shares His Thoughts On Michelle Obama's Bangs
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Kunty Karl hates Michelle Obama's bangs.
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Kunty Karl's opinion on beauty and style is the only opinion on beauty and style I care about, because a soul sucker with hair like batting from JoAnn's Fabrics KNOWS beauty and style. The French TV show Le Petit Journal had the Forbidden Forest's most beautiful ghoul on to talk about Paris Fashion Week and while he was there they asked him for his thoughts on Michelle Obama's new bangs. Karl is not impressed and said that Michelle Obama now has news anchor hair. via Vanity Fair:
“I don’t understand the change of hair . . . Frankly, the fringe was a bad idea. It’s not good.” He also noted that Mrs. Obama now resembles “une speakerine de LCI,” or an anchor on the French news network LCI. Although Lagerfeld has made unpopular statements about beloved pop-culture figures in the past, the Michelle Obama–bang harangue is especially surprising considering that the designer once identified himself as “a big fan of Mrs. Obama.” Particularly, he specified, a fan of her face. “I think, [it] is magical,” he told Metro World News last February. “[Barack Obama] would not be there without her.” Remarkably, the statement was not the first time Lagerfeld marveled at the First Lady’s visage. In 2011, he told USA Today, “I like her face, the cleverness of her face. Her face is stronger than the clothes.”
QUICK! Everybody, stuff your eatin' hole with mounds of super-processed, corny syrup-filled, fat-summoning deliciousness while Michelle Obama isn't looking. She can't shove raw broccoli pieces down our throats, because she's too busy taking a Flowbee to the bangs that Kunty Karl hates.
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Sorry, kunty karl, but you have no credibility. I can't take anyone seriously who wears high neck dress shirts with driving glovelets. Fashion plate? Hardly. More like fashion victim...
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I'm not American so I have no dog in this political fight so I'm saying this as an unbiased observer - She's not completely tragic looking but I think it's her Miley Cyrus protruding grill the fuglifies her. She looks better without bangs. sorry michelle but it's the troof and I never thought I'd agree with KK because he's such a lil bitch.
Michelle isn't ugly at all.
And I know bangs get a bad name but I have them and love them. Mine are often side-swept but sometimes I go for a full bang and love it.
There are too many people with 5 and 10 heads who need bangs. Bangs are their friends.
Michelle's problem is her insistance on showcasing her small but high waist. And those awful belts and she STILL insists on wearing, but not as much. She has very wide hips and they look even more enormous with all that focus in the tight waist.
Her brows are also way over-arched. She looks perpetually surprised.
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People reiterating that Michelle Obama is UGLY, UGLY, UGLY, protest too much. Was Barbara Bush beautiful? was Hillary? Was Nancy Reagan?? Get real people. Being a good first lady is not about looks. Find something else to pick on Michelle Obama for.
I love Kunty Karl and agree that she looks like the typical news announcer, bland, unmemorable, and interchangeable.
Submitted by ScarfnBarf on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 9:35pm.
MO took a picture from the original Planet Of The Apes to her hairdresser - she looks just like Zira.
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It has been a long time since I watched Planet of the Apes but wasn't Zira a Dr.?
You are giving Michelle far too much credit here, but in the looks department I agree that she and Zira could be cousins.
I don't mind bangs on an older woman, some woman really need them, and it's always good to change up now and then, I prefer that to women stuck in a rut.
That being said, this woman really is not pretty in the least bit at all, at all, at all.
my something nice is at least she tries, and she has beautiful hands/nails.
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What the hell was Oblahblah thinking when he hooked up with this fugly bitch?
Speaking of bad hair, WTF is up with Kunty Karl's hair? Does he deep-fry it?
Submitted by Anita Bidet on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 8:38pm.
It would take effort to be uglier than her. Like Oscar-winning effort with a fake nose.
I can see why she's jealous of Kerry Washington. Kerry Washington has a similar look, but her features are just gorgeous instead of DEAR FUCKING HELL WHAT IS THAT. Great body too!
Submitted by sushi on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 5:22pm.
Oooh, I wonder if she had some work done before the inauguration. Aren't bangs one of the signs of having plastic surgery?
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
MO took a picture from the original Planet Of The Apes to her hairdresser - she looks just like Zira.
Two narcisstic elites who presume to tell the masses how to think and act. Well, they can battle it out, but I think karl should know he looks and acts like a fucking idiot.
you all must have hated Nancy Reagan: "Just Say "No" to Drugs", my ass!!"
*snort snort*
That bitch can't tell ME what to do!!
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God don't like ugly.
I agree with the person below. She is so unfortunate looking that nothing can really improve her. She has the same deformed jaw as Rumor Willis and the same body shape as Hillary Clinton.
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i bet she's prettier than you
aging in the public eye ain't for sissies.
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God don't like ugly.
i think she should rock a gigantic 'fro like me!!
*puts afro pick in back of head and leaves it there, ala Questlove"
seriously, as Barack says: if Michelle's happy, I'm happy.
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God don't like ugly.
I agree with the person below. She is so unfortunate looking that nothing can really improve her. She has the same deformed jaw as Rumor Willis and the same body shape as Hillary Clinton.
I agree with Kunty Karl with this one. She can't do anything with her looks because she looks really looks unfortunate.
Ditto Darknight. she needs to be called out on this or just shut up and keep looking ugly.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
I like her hair, and I like her. For Kunty Karl, with all of his shade throwing expertise, this was practically a love letter.
We're going to give you a fair trial- followed by a first class hanging."- Silverado
uh, HELLO! PHYSICIAN HEAL THYSELF!
Perfect side-eye, HAHAHAHA
Kunty Karlk should talk. We could say the same about his ponytail. Bitch is living in the past, and looks like death. No more need be said. Thank you Kahl. You are dismissed. ;p
*please continue with the bitchiness though, we love*
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I know Kunty Karl is, in fact, a cunt, but what's so bad about what he said here? Her fringe does look unflattering and was a bad choice.
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I don't care about her hair. But I don't think her face is magical. Not at all.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
a) Does this old bitch own a mirror? If so, does he use it? Does he know he has a fucking ponytail attached to his noggin?
b) How's he going to explain his dislike of bangs to Anna Wintour? She will pull his heart out of his chest. If he has one....well, never mind.
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That's a terrible picture of her, but I like her with bangs. I know people are in love with the Obamas, but frankly, her face isn't much to write home about.
The bangs make her look fresher and softer.
I don't get why people hate on bangs. I'd rather see an older woman with side swept bangs than a waxy forehead embalmed by fillers.
Senile old wind bag.
I hate kunty Karl. He's a hardcore misogynist who thinks his opinions have weight. Also, he may actually be a zombie.
Thats aid, I hate Michelle Obama for being a pushy bitchy ingrate. But I do like the bangs. They hide part of her ugly horseface.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go eat some fatty processed foods in front of small children, and orgasm at the thought of how much rage it would give Ol' Horseface.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
I like Shelly O mixin it up, and I find the bangs delightfully fierce. Well played as usual, Shelly!
Though not seeing eye to eye with Kunty on this, it's still always fun to hear from him.
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Submitted by Poopele on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 4:11pm.
Her face ain't that magical. I keep saying Abracadabra but it doesn't do anything.
LOL.
but i'm not a fan of that hair either. her hair looks damaged and since she has all the money in the world, she could do something about it
Fage yogurt is damn good. I also like the Liberte lemon and passion-mango.
Her face ain't that magical. I keep saying Abracadabra but it doesn't do anything.
I'm not some big Michelle Obama fan, but Kunty Karl also gets on my last nerve. He hates women, just jumps on any opportunity to put a woman down based on her looks. People think it's fucking cute, but I don't. Go to bed, you ugly, cross-eyed old queen.
Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 3:16pm.
coco, I don't want to get too far off topic but is there some way they can fix the texture of yogurt (ugh, gooey) and make the good stuff taste better? I buy the Yoplait, low fat with berries and it's OK but it's not a big favorite. Sure wish I liked it more as they do say it helps with
stomach issues. Hey, they used to tell us to douche with it if you had a yeast infection.
Ok, I'll stop Too much coffee.
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I'm not a yogurt person, but, I've been nom noming on it because of my gut issues, and I've tried the Yoplait, and Chobani greek yogurt, and that was okay, but I recently ran across Oiko's greek yogurt by Dannon. It's got this very smooth almost creamy like texture. I'm still not a yogurt fan, but this one is tolerable, and down right tasty when I throw in granola and dried banana slices.
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sadly i agree with uncle karl. i am not a fan of fringe on older women, especially the long kind thats constantly in your eyes a la suzanne somers. it makes me wonder what you're hiding in there.
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DD and coco, thanks! Will google this museli:)
I'm gonna call that bitch that I hate at the coffee shop "une speakerine de LCI", she wont understand that I just called her a basic bitch and I'll gloat thinking to myself "how very Chanel of me"
Looks better then his hair.
Oh, Kunty Karl, you condescending, out-of-touch, incorrigible old rascal, you!
Isn't he dead yet? He looks like it.
I don't think bangs look good on anyone.
I hate this walking corpse. He needs a designer muzzle, maybe then he can shut the fuck up. Dude, it's not 1972 anymore, you had your day now get someone to change your 'Depends' and put you back in the day room to watch soaps.
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*whips condom wrapper out of bathrobe pocket* --"WE need to talk..." Richie during the out of control summer of 2005
@ Pushy
I like the Greek Gods yougurt. It is organic and 1/2 cup is 160 calories. I mix it with a little bit of museli or granola and a handful of blueberries.
With hair like his, he's snarking about FLOTUS' hair?
Why is this even news-worthy?
YAWN!
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"You pussies gotta smoke this shit so's you can hide from reality? Me, I don't need that shit. I AM reality."
People scoff at Kunty but about 3 seasons ago he said "pockets pockets pockets" and now all these actresses are showing up at awards shows with their hands in their skirts.
Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Thu, 01/31/2013 - 3:16pm.
coco, I don't want to get too far off topic but is there some way they can fix the texture of yogurt (ugh, gooey) and make the good stuff taste better? I buy the Yoplait, low fat with berries and it's OK but it's not a big favorite. Sure wish I liked it more as they do say it helps with
stomach issues. Hey, they used to tell us to douche with it if you had a yeast infection.
Ok, I'll stop Too much coffee.
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Heh. Well, I recommend trying some of the Greek yogurt-style brands like Chobani, Oikos, or Fage. Fage actually has a low-fat one that tastes great. Generally "Greek" yogurt refers to yogurt that has had some of the moisture taken out of it so the texture may be better for you. Also, instead of buying sweetened yogurt, I recommend putting in some muesli or granola type foods in it or, alternatively, fresh fruit.
I also eat it with salty foods, but I know that's a Turkish things most Americans aren't used to. We often eat it with rice, beans, and other foods.
Anyway, let me know how it goes in an open post sometime! :)
Nothing is stronger on Michelle than those hips.
As to the face and what emanates from behind the face and eyes, I can only say that I have to look away immediately and instinctively, lest I be turned to stone.
coco, I don't want to get too far off topic but is there some way they can fix the texture of yogurt (ugh, gooey) and make the good stuff taste better? I buy the Yoplait, low fat with berries and it's OK but it's not a big favorite. Sure wish I liked it more as they do say it helps with
stomach issues. Hey, they used to tell us to douche with it if you had a yeast infection.
Ok, I'll stop Too much coffee.
Thank you cbapb!!!!
Anno, bangs look good on you. Not bull shit either.
Kunty Karl is the textbook definition of vain glorious. (Can I please dress you, first lady. No.....then .... I hate your bangs.) And your face, madam, is no longer clever.
Has he been embalmed? is that his youth and style secret?
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