Friday, February 1st 2013

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Tan Penis Island!


On last night's perfect finale of 30 Rock, I was introduced to my new favorite travel destination when Jack said, "For your information, most of Tan Penis Island was destroyed in Sting's house fire." Even though Tan Penis Island probably looks more like John Bobbitt Frankencock Island since it was destroyed in a fire, I still would. I really hope that Tan Penis Island is right below Richard Branson's Necker Island and I really hope Necker Island is shaped like two butt cheeks getting spread.

Farewell, 30 Rock! We'll always have Tan Penis Island.

(Pic of island that isn't Tan Penis Island but comes close via Uncyclopedia)

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WithinReason...'s picture
Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 8:02pm.

Yes, would! Farewell Tan Penis Island 30 Frankencock! ;p

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Submitted by Parablesower on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 2:49pm.

Loved 30 Rock! As far as t.p. Island, as Lesbian Souryellowfruit would say, " I want to go there!"

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Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 12:59pm.

i swear that last night as soon as i heard Liz Lemon say "tan penis island" i KNEW it was going to in a dlisted post today, LMFAO!!

congrats and thanks to the 30 Rock cast and crew. glad i still have PR on Thursdays to cover this loss

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Submitted by Orangina on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 12:39pm.

30 Rock should've ended at Season 5 (since that was the last good season).

Is Penis Island real?

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Submitted by Persistent Cat on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 12:21pm.

I loved 30 Rock but it was definitely time to go. I'll miss it on Thursdays.

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Submitted by Lily85 on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 10:16am.

I loved 30 Rock and I feel really old whenever there is a show finale.

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Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 9:54am.

Okay, I just spent some time at Uncyclopedia. Weird.

We need more info on Penis Island, though, for serious.

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Submitted by Mel-Tang on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 9:48am.

Ew.

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Submitted by RandéSleepover on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 9:37am.

I can't tell if that's snow or guano. In either event, the satellite pic would be better with some snow on the head of the peen. Or--even better--some snow on a series of islands just off the head of the peen.

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Submitted by Anita Bidet on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 9:37am.

That's just Florida after Bugs Bunny cut her loose.
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 9:32am.

I loved 30Rock and will miss it, but it went out with a bang. Viva la Tina Fey!