Friday, February 1st 2013

Nicole Kidman Doesn't Use Botox Anymore

Nicole Kidman's forehead is an icy tundra of zero emotions and if you stare at it long enough you expect to see a hungry polar bear roaming across it as it looks for food. Global warming is no match for Nicole Kidman's ice block forehead. Nicole admitted a couple of years ago that her face has had a few dates with the Botox needle before, but she said then that she hasn't touched the stuff for a while. But since Nicole's face still looks like a cue ball with lips, she was asked about using Botox and she once again said that she hasn't messed with that expression-killing crap in a long time. Nicole said this to Italy's La Repubblica (via stuff.co.nz):

"No surgery for me. I did try Botox, unfortunately, but I got out of it and now I can finally move my face again. I wear sunscreen, I don't smoke and I take care of myself, and I am proud to say that. Anybody can do anything to themselves - I don't judge - but personally I believe in being physically fit. That's how I was raised."

So, let's say Nicole Kidman is telling the truth and she hasn't filled her face veins with freeze nectar for a few years, then that means the old Botox hasn't melted away and that's why her forehead still looks like a white plastic cutting board from CB2. Screw Botox. I was thinking about youthening up my b-hole lips by getting the wrinkles out with Botox, but not anymore. I don't want my b-hole to always look like a plastic shower ring. Just for a little while.

The thing that I don't understand is why would you want to take away your ability to say "The hell is wrong with you?" with your face? One of the most useful tools in life is the ability to use your facial expressions to say "I hate you, you disgust me, get away from me" without even opening your mouth and so why would get rid of that? Why would you ever Botox the bitch from your face?

Posted by: Michael K


ditquoi's picture

Bangs would help a lot, Nic...that's Goldie Hawn's secret. SSSHHHHH

ditquoi's picture

Shoot yourself full of toxins and "weakened" bacteria until your forehead looks like a ice skating rink, but no Lifestyle Lift for the turkey waddle. Priorities, Nic...priorities.

TheBreakdown's picture

Perhaps this lying sack of ginger fuckery is not lying. But only if she has moved on to one of the following: Restylane, juvaderm...or human growth hormone. Or possibly a combo of all three!

But SOMETHING is being injected into that face!

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Mani6's picture

One more face lift and we'll see pubic hair on her chin.

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Submitted by meowington on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 11:09pm.
Bitch Please!
The mom of four told Marie Claire in 2007: "To be honest, I am completely natural. I have nothing in my face or anything. I wear sunscreen, and I don't smoke. I take care of myself. And I'm very proud to say that."

Who the hell are you fooling!!! You went from a beautiful, curly haired actress to a beard with botox and bad injections.
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She has four kids now? Does she still count the first two? Did she have the second one in 2007? Was that Sunday Roast?

I'm surprised her nose didn't grow! She smokes like a chimney. She was caught smoking at some convention not too long ago.

ProfessorVP's picture

I don't want to imply she's had a few facelifts, but when she smiles, her toes curl up.

KA's picture

i feel bad for her having the hooded eye lids. it's one of my worst fears in life. i feel like my eyes are already going south so i botox. im such a vain bitch but at least i admit to it.

edit: this in no way makes me someone that is super critical about the way other people look. i try to see the beauty in everyone. im just super concerned over myself, and no one else.

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Submitted by Um...what on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 7:49pm.
My goodness. First of all, she is most likely still botoxing. Her forehead has the tell-tale signs - unnaturally smooth and droppy upper eyes (*could be a result of aging, but doubtful).

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She has a forehead full of Botox, absolutely. Also, a good "injector" can lift the brows up instead of having the droopy look which she does have too.

Botox used conservatively is a fabulous product.

Baby Jane Hudson's picture

Anybody with eyes can see that she has royally fucked up her face. She has RUINED herself and doesn't look natural or HUMAN for that matter.

literarylioness's picture

She's just moved up to fillers!

Bitch Please!

The mom of four told Marie Claire in 2007: "To be honest, I am completely natural. I have nothing in my face or anything. I wear sunscreen, and I don't smoke. I take care of myself. And I'm very proud to say that."

Who the hell are you fooling!!! You went from a beautiful, curly haired actress to a beard with botox and bad injections.

BlueOrchid's picture

Why anyone would want to inject that shit into their face/pits/wherever is beyond me. It poisons the personality right out of your face.

johnnysgirl's picture

"One of the most useful tools in life is the ability to use your facial expressions to say "I hate you, you disgust me, get away from me" without even opening your mouth"

I've been doing this all week.

Faloola Chong's picture

Didn't she also get her freckles lasered off? I can't really tell from the earliest pics but I'm sure she must have had some.

She was very good in Rabbit Hole, but still incredibly distracting with that face at times.

And she's changed her tune only cause she knows what a laughing stock she had become and a by word for bad plastic surgery. She must have lost roles because of it and had to develop her own.

Can you believe bitch was saying a few years back her skin was down to avoiding the sun and diet and exercise, then she quietly admitted it in a foreign interview. Don't ask her about scientology though!

Hekki's picture

IF: Sounds like you're getting the right amount of Botox, then. I always say that I can spot plastic surgery, but the truth is, if it's done right, no one can tell. So I'm just seeing the bad shit. Which I see plenty of.

I'm not interested in staving off wrinkles, but the dissolution of my old jawline is really bothering me.

My goodness. First of all, she is most likely still botoxing. Her forehead has the tell-tale signs - unnaturally smooth and droppy upper eyes (*could be a result of aging, but doubtful).

Second...no plastic surgery? Hahahahahahahaha! Google pics of her from Dead Calm or before. What a liar!

...or any less, either... (*rimshot*)

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Esteem's picture

I first saw her in Dead Calm and thought she was beautiful. It's a damn shame she jacked her face up. I wonder what she'll look like in 20 years?

Grace Disful's picture

But she does smoke. Unless she means she quit smoking an hour before the interview and therefore she considers herself a non-smoker.

I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.

saltydog's picture

for real, she just needs to get back this hair and it will hide all her problems

http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnn/dam/assets/121008064503-splits-tom-cruise-a...

that is THE look

Naughychimp's picture

I try not to judge folks who get plastic surgery but I do feel hateful rage for those who lie about it. This is what Nic looked like at 16: http://www.google.ca/imgres?imgurl=http://b.vimeocdn.com/ts/132/214/1322...

It's not just about the botox... it's about nose job, cheeks, lips, eyes, etc.

shandi's picture

She's had a facelift, too, right? No way her skin under her jaw is that tight naturally. Botox won't do that either. I have great skin. I don't smoke or drink, use sunscreen, etc. But my skin is still starting to do that sag that creeps up on you as you age. Healthy living does NOT give you a pulled face like that.

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Mani6's picture

I think all the botox might have killed too many brain cells.

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NationalVelvet's picture

Bitch is gonna look like Frankenstein by the time that stuff's worked its way out of her pores. She was naturally pretty, once upon a time and Far and Away.

mefunigirl's picture

Raspberry is my very favorite flavor, you all are mean for letting me know this shit.
*sobs*

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snowpiece's picture

FaerieBad1 that's the question of the day!!!!

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Bossy's picture

@Lisbet459, yeah it does sound fun. But then I think of the outfits with the black shoes and I think "sleek"...which I guess I enjoy the thought of more than "quirky" or "fun".

FaerieBad1's picture

okay, on the subject of beaver butt extract being used for artificial reapberry flavoring....how in the hell did someone decided to even try using this? Was it on a dare? "Hey, Beavis, I bet if you squeeze this here beaver's butt, it will taste like raspberries"

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Submitted by Bossy on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 3:00pm.

@ Lisbet459, yeah "PINK!" was my initial reaction too and then I started to think about how all of my workout gear is black and then there I would be with my hot pink shoes flashing everywhere. I'm questioning the total pink now =/
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Not gonna lie, the thought of black workout clothes and pink running shoes sounds pretty awesome to me. But yeah, I can see how that might not be everyone's style.

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Bigbendy noooooooo! but I was getting teased about it on FB the other night, they were all like "JUST YOU WAIT!" :O

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Nike is the only shoe that fits my foot properly! Tried othets, they either fell apart or did not fit. Will not wear any other running shoe again.

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Bigbendy's picture

Snowy, have you ever had your dogs anal glands expressed due to being impacted?. It's a smell you will never, ever forget.

Bigbendy's picture

DD, thanks. I love that old cranky Tommy Lee. It makes me smile when I see it. He really doesn't give a fuck. We all should be that way.

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For Mike and those other naysayers:

http://www.befoodsmart.com/blog/video-jamie-oliver-talks-about-beaver-an...

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Mrs_Fox's picture

smh, her face is taut but her ears are droopy.

Bossy's picture

@ Lisbet459, yeah "PINK!" was my initial reaction too and then I started to think about how all of my workout gear is black and then there I would be with my hot pink shoes flashing everywhere. I'm questioning the total pink now =/

@mefunigirl, haha okay, thanks? lol

@Bigbendy, oh gees! I have Saucony shoes now but I saw good reviews on these particular Nike shoes and wanted to give them a try. I did try a size in store and felt okay with the toe area (actually, I'm going a half size smaller than usual because the toe area was so large) so fingers crossed.

Bendy...Your avie. *swoon*

I need to change mine. I'm getting tired of Tommy Lee's pissed off face.

tonicbitch's picture

If she would just go back to her regular hair color that would take a lot of the edge off. That washed out diaper poop color does her no favors.

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Submitted by DiamondDogs on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 2:52pm.
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 2:06pm.
Castoreum comes out of a beaver's behind -- it's extracted from their anal glands -- and is used to make artificial raspberry flavoring. Try not to think about that next time you order the diet raspberry tea. Found in: Artificially raspberry flavored products such as cheap ice cream, Jell-O, candy, fruit-flavored drinks, teas and yogurts.

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Also stuff that lists ingredients as "natural flavouring" can contain beaver ass glands. I always joke with my Mom that we are eating lots of ass.
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Submitted by Bossy on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 2:45pm.
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Bossy,Nike are the devil's shoe. They have a narrow toe box and can give you ingrown toenails. Michael Jordan had to have his toenails removed as a result of wearing them.
I would suggest Asics.

Darknight's picture

*butts in*

YES ASICS ARE THE SHIT. Love them. I used to always have sore legs or pain after a run with nike and when I got these no more pain. Even took a four hour kickboxing class and did't need to lay in bed the day after.

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Submitted by Bossy on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 2:45pm.

I like the dark pink/reddish pink with the green because they look watermelon-y!

so I was no help at all.

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Speaking of Nicole Kidman, I finally watched The Paperboy last night and I wished to God I hadn't! That movie was the most disturbing, graphic and intense film that I have seen in a long time. I literally couldn't sleep last night. I felt like I needed to go take a cold shower and read the Bible afterwards to cleanse my mental palette lol. The jelly fish scene I could handle but everything else before and after that, I was like "WTF?!" I wanted to turn it off but I couldn't. The acting by everyone was superb though. I figured out Matt Mccoughnehey's character half way through just didn't know it would be revealed in such a graphic way. Anyways, just had to share my two cents on the film.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 2:06pm.
Castoreum comes out of a beaver's behind -- it's extracted from their anal glands -- and is used to make artificial raspberry flavoring. Try not to think about that next time you order the diet raspberry tea. Found in: Artificially raspberry flavored products such as cheap ice cream, Jell-O, candy, fruit-flavored drinks, teas and yogurts.

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Also stuff that lists ingredients as "natural flavouring" can contain beaver ass glands. I always joke with my Mom that we are eating lots of ass.

snowpiece's picture

mike TMZ doesn't LIE! LOL

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TriptheLight's picture

Fire. Marshal. Bill.

That's who I see when she smiles like that.

Hey, turd box, I don't know the television!

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Submitted by Bossy on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 2:45pm.

Boo where's the open post today? I need opinions on whether to buy pink running shoes, black with gray running shoes, or black with pink running shoes. http://store.nike.com/us/en_us/?l=shop,pdp,ctr-inline/cid-100701/pid-510... (yeah, life is hard with such decisions!)
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PINK!

But that's my response to every colour related question, so maybe ask one of the grown ups, okay?

que cochina's picture

GG - I should think not (cyst formation) because Botox temporarily paralyzes the glands, hence, they're not producing sweat at all.

crazyinjapan's picture

She's had something put into her lips because they have this weird outline. It's a shame because she was so beautiful--my favorite movie of hers was To Die For--and her beauty in that movie really was to die for. I really wish people wouldn't put shit into their lips because it almost always looks fucked up and because what the hell is wrong with having thin lips? Duchess Kate has no upper lip whatsoever, and even if she is a useless twit who lives off the fat of the land (thank you for that one, Lucy), she's still considered a great beauty.