Friday, February 1st 2013
Open Post: Hosted By Kanye West In A Straitjacket
Kanye West performed in Abu Dhabi last night and he wore the same outfit his publicists strapped to his body when they wanted him to stop tweeting. Slap a piece of industrial-strength tape over Kanye's mouth and he'd never look better! I know that Kanye is trying be oh-so-edgy and is trying to give us new layers of art (he isn't), but I'd be pissed if I spent good money on a Kanye concert only to have my soul fall out of my ass when he came out looking like the terrifying spawn of Michael Myers and Dr. Lecter. The mental patient mummy look is not the look.
And speaking of whorifying things, here's a knocked up Kim Kartrashian leaving the hair salon yesterday.
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Please stop showing pictures or posting about fatassed knocked up sex tape whore kim lardassian. The sight of her makes me want to puke...
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"Dammit, Pam, I've seen that, and now I can't unsee it. There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer
He looks like the Michelin man in a bathroom for crackheads.
Submitted by crazyassmom on Sat, 02/02/2013 - 5:40am.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Sat, 02/02/2013 - 5:23am.
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Will do. I'm actually rather curious now to see what it's all about. Yeah, I read some of the reviews. Pfft...all the worlds a critic =p
Think I'm gonna watch another video or two (or eight, he *does* capture my attention) and turn in for the night. Almost three am so I'm close to turning into a pumpkin. =)
Take care! And have a good night/day. {o:
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Yea, there's movies I actually liked that people gave bad reviews, and movies I didn't like that got good reviews, and some were on an even keel, it just depends on people's taste. There are people who gave it good reviews too, of course the people who didn't like it busted their chops in the comments brushing it off as fangirls being fangirls, instead of legitimately having a differing opinion. You know how the Internetz IS! ha! His friend Shanna is funny too. She has a video on her channel of her playing HappyWheels and her reactions are fucking HILARIOUS! That game is addictive btw. LMAO! You have a good night too!
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Sat, 02/02/2013 - 5:23am.
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Will do. I'm actually rather curious now to see what it's all about. Yeah, I read some of the reviews. Pfft...all the worlds a critic =p
Think I'm gonna watch another video or two (or eight, he *does* capture my attention) and turn in for the night. Almost three am so I'm close to turning into a pumpkin. =)
Take care! And have a good night/day. {o:
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"...I'm a greedy, money grubbing
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By: Tigerlilly
Submitted by crazyassmom on Sat, 02/02/2013 - 4:43am.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Sat,
02/02/2013 - 3:49am.
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I love Aunt Hilda and Shanaynay! "me, I prefer hot dogs. I like the way they *slide down your throat...". :wicked grin:
I was watching the other Katy Perry/Aunt Hilda music video for "last Friday night". but I've seen "the one who turned you gay".
I some how missed
all the info/buzz about "Smiley". I may have to borrow my daughters laptop and watch it on Netflix. Watched the trailer, looked like it'll be ok. =)
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I'm not that big on horror movies, but the villain seems pretty cool. Very creepy looking. Unfortunately I heard it kind of sucked by a few people.
TotallySketch, the guy who directed it
used a lot of his youtube friends for this movie. If you watch it, tell me how you liked it. I might give it a peek a roo.
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Sat,
02/02/2013 - 3:49am.
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I love Aunt Hilda and Shanaynay! "me, I prefer hot dogs. I like the way they *slide down your throat...". :wicked grin:
I was watching the other Katy Perry/Aunt Hilda music video for "last Friday night". but I've seen "the one who turned you gay".
I some how missed
all the info/buzz about "Smiley". I may have to borrow my daughters laptop and watch it on Netflix. Watched the trailer, looked like it'll be ok. =)
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"...I'm a greedy, money grubbing
whore and a check is a check, so I'd strap a snorkel on the ol' noggin and muff dive like there was diamonds up in there..."
By: Tigerlilly
Submitted by crazyassmom on Sat, 02/02/2013 - 3:19am.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Sat, 02/02/2013 - 2:50am.
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Haha...with his emo brother too. Lol. I like that one too!!! His music videos he's been doing for awhile now are so good.
He's got a real agent (William Morris no less), I just can't believe he hasn't been cast for anything yet! :o/
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His emo brother going back and forth with his mom about watching old dudes on skype was hilarious!
He was in the horror movie "Smiley" that one of his youtube friends made. I didn't see it, but I heard it got a premier in some movie theatres. I know he's been trying to shop his SD High thing for tv, and whatnot, but that didn't work out.
One of my favorite characters he does is his Aunt Hilda character...he actually did a music parody by Katy Perry's the one that got away called "The one that turned you gay" and that video was crazy as fuck. LMAO! My favorite by aunt hilda by herself is this one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2psT3jl1vKw
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Sat, 02/02/2013 - 2:50am.
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Haha...with his emo brother too. Lol. I like that one too!!! His music videos he's been doing for awhile now are so good.
He's got a real agent (William Morris no less), I just can't believe he hasn't been cast for anything yet! :o/
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"...I'm a greedy, money grubbing
whore and a check is a check, so I'd strap a snorkel on the ol' noggin and muff dive like there was diamonds up in there..."
By: Tigerlilly
"Pitch Perfect" sounds like something /i should look up.
i am almost embarrassed to admit that i still have the Puppy Bowl Live Cam going....
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God don't like ugly.
Hello m'bebes, just a pop in before signing off for the night. People are still up eh?
Just watched a movie myself, Pitch Perfect. I heard it was really good and it didn't disappoint, it was reeally good.
Like those stupid cheerleader movies only with acapella groups. I know right? But surprisingly very good. 3 stars I guess.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgQ-QrCFMjs
just watched a movie and had a thoroughly enjoyable evening with the kid. trying to wind down....
what's happening with you?
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God don't like ugly.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 11:08pm.
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Wow! I missed that one! The kids got a gift, I tell ya'! My favorite of all his work is the Kanye/Taylor Swift revenge video. Comedy GOLD right there! XD
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My favorite is when Shane and Shaynaynay date, and Shaynaynay meets Shane's family for the first time. I think that's when I got a lady(?) crush on Aunt Hilda. LMAO!
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 11:08pm.
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Wow! I missed that one! The kids got a gift, I tell ya'! My favorite of all his work is the Kanye/Taylor Swift revenge video. Comedy GOLD right there! XD
:waves back at Withy who has probably left for the night: sry!
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"...I'm a greedy, money grubbing
whore and a check is a check, so I'd strap a snorkel on the ol' noggin and muff dive like there was diamonds up in there..."
By: Tigerlilly
I am still up TelevisedRevolution. Sipping vodka and bored as hell.
possibly too late for anyone to be up?
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God don't like ugly.
Seriously Withy? I would love to go back in June. I think to do it well.. I have to win the lottery. When I sell this house I'm going back. The other thing I can't do this year is fashion week. Will have to live through friends texts and try not to be jealous. ... Ok.. They will let me get away with a little envy.
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
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My cat keeps jumping up..:: aha! Cat pirate face... I found you! You thought you could escape...::::: jumps off.. :::: jumps back up.. Aha! You"re still here... ::: I. Can hardly stand you stupid beast:::::( me):::see I told you were still here. Stupid human::: ( cat )::: resumes pirate cat activities...
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Submitted by veryoldbat on Sat, 02/02/2013 - 12:03am.
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I call dibs! I was watching house hunters international the other day (don't judge) and they were looking at these awesome properties in Pareeeee. Is there any kind of budget for this plan? Because I could do some damage, if given carte blanche! Lucy is already in. ;p
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PHM, oh goody! You could run an animal sanctuary if you wanted! What a fun job that would be. Yup, trying to keep up, like everyone else. When things pile up, I have to remember to step back a little and keep it in perspective. ;)
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Luci .. July is beautiful here.. Let me know if you get bored .. We shall find some trouble somewhere.. Meanwhile get some rest. Anyone for going in on renting a flat in Paris for June? In my dreams...
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 11:38pm.
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You are worse than me at staying up. Oh yeah! Are you doing the anti-jet lag sleep diet? I tried the anti-sleep and failed miserably! :/
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Hey Withy! My animals are all good. I think they prefer cold to the heat..even the hot blooded horses, so that's good for them. Haha. I'd rather be somewhere warm right about now. You keeping pretty busy with school and work?
Hey Luci! How are you doing, besides sleepy?
Hey Within♡! Hi Pretty Hate, and everyone. Sorry, it's almost 5am and I'm dozing off here.
Submitted by veryoldbat on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 8:52pm.
Luci..:) was I dreaming.. Are you coming to the states in July?
I certainly am, love! To New York, then to the Caribbean for a week, and back to New York. Usually I just stay in Manhattan, but I'll be seeing more of the state this time. I didn't realise I'd posted about that here, haha. Weird.
Mmm, Benno sounds delightful. LOL @ the Adele stuff. When you go in next you will definitely be stronger. Don't be daunted, it will go well. xoxo
How you doing PHM? I'm keeping ok Pretty! You off for the weekend or you working tomorrow? How are all your little critters doing this time of year?
@Crazyass, *waves hi there*
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 11:22pm.
@Boredas, I'm shaking at the visual. (Blame the Buzzfeed stars as zombies, argh!!!! Won't link because it's grosser than expected! The comments said TommyGirl had to be removed because he threatened to sue, the little tyrant). Good on the antibiotics. Are they making you take probiotics for the tummy?
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Yea, it was quite gross, and left a little black hole that would not stop bleeding, which is why I freaked and thought it was a spider bite. They gave me prescript. prevacid for the tummy(I was on the over the counter on before) and told me to stay away from all the usual suspects they normally tell you to stay away from, nothing specifically to eat though. And, Tommy Cooze is always a party pooper, unless it's in his pooper. LMAO!
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
VOB..That's funny! Lol. I bet they all got a laugh out of it! At least you were telling the truth :)
VOB, you have to go back in? :/ Man oh man, they're making this hard. I think we're going to have to advertise for all the Gandy-looking doctors and nurses for that one. Make it count. I'm glad they're letting you get your strength back first. ((hugs))
@Boredas, I'm shaking at the visual. (Blame the Buzzfeed stars as zombies, argh!!!! Won't link because it's grosser than expected! The comments said TommyGirl had to be removed because he threatened to sue, the little tyrant). Good on the antibiotics. Are they making you take probiotics for the tummy?
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PHM... I know I am! The weirdest thing happened when I was under... I was being wheeled out and asked them if the were playing Adele. Turns out they were. I guess I complained that her first album was better and questioned their musical taste. Not good when they have the sharp instruments. LOL
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Submitted by crazyassmom on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 10:54pm.
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Shane would fit in very well on the D. Lmao! I loved his rant, describing his "first accident", I was cracking up, the chickens comment was too quote worthy to pass up: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bbSNKTI4Q8
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Am I the only one that is so over seeing idiots with their arm bent with a phone to their ear?
Is she that insecure that she thinks she's fooling anyone that there is actually someone on the phone all day every day when she is out. Her life must be very boring in all reality. Maybe the only reality. I read that Paris said to get rid of the paps she would fake she was on the phone but some of these mongs that actually call the paps and then that damn phone. Oh never mind, just a peave of mine. it's like how did they ever cope before cells?
I'm sorry to hear that, VOB. Are they hopeful that this will be the last one? I hope you are resting up! That is a lot to go through.
Hey Withy! How are you doing?
Submitted by crazyassmom on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 10:54pm.
OMG boredas!
Are you a Shane Dawson fan too? I f'n LOVE that
cutie pie! He is so frickin' talented, and damn hilarious!!!!! XD
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Yaaaaaaaaasss! I love Shane! He's fucking hilarious. Shaynaynay or Aunt Hilda is defo hot slut material!
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 10:51pm.
VOB, I'd like to say that Kanye's alter ego is called Mel the Ludicrous. Or Phil the one-balled Fart! Fitting? Yes, no?
@Boredas, ohmahgah, one of your boobs exploded!?!?!? What what what? ... I haven't seen anyone with a Kanye pic yet, but the South Park is lol
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Not exactly, I had an abscess that swoll the fuck up out no where and burst. I thought it was a spider bite...
OT: I just got to opening my electric bill and WTF...It's 50 dollars more than what I normally pay at least and over 30 dollars more than what I pay at most...Fucking shit, I can NOT afford all that. I always have my lights and shit off because I have a lot of windows in my place so during the day it get's a lot of sun light. Idk if this new modem is the leach or the the a/c...Or if there is an error...
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Withy.. LOL.. KIM Lepper Pussy...hehe
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Cam!!! Do tell..:). Who's talented????
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
PHM... I did.. And guess what? I'm Not done. They couldn't get it all. They are letting me gets some strength back.. And then .. I go again... :d....accck.
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
OMG boredas!
Are you a Shane Dawson fan too? I f'n LOVE that
cutie pie! He is so frickin' talented, and damn hilarious!!!!! XD
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"...I'm a greedy, money grubbing
whore and a check is a check, so I'd strap a snorkel on the ol' noggin and muff dive like there was diamonds up in there..."
By: Tigerlilly
Kim the Leper Pussay. hehehe
Hi PHM!
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VOB, I'd like to say that Kanye's alter ego is called Mel the Ludicrous. Or Phil the one-balled Fart! Fitting? Yes, no?
@Boredas, ohmahgah, one of your boobs exploded!?!?!? What what what? ... I haven't seen anyone with a Kanye pic yet, but the South Park is lol
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Hey VOB, they are doing good! It was -20 here this morning, but they are maintaining.
How are you doing? Did you have your last surgery? I haven't been around here a lot in the past week, but I've been thinking about you.
Hey PHM. How are the barn baby's.. Are they doing ok in this cold?
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
So is Kimmie going to wear workout clothes for her entire pregency? She looks like she is carrying twins in her thighs.
Withy.. It kinda reminds me of Jason from Halloween... Can you imagine going from a hook up to having . PMK as an in law? I just cant imagine.. But if performance art is his true expression.. Yeah... If those be feathers.. He's a parrot and trying to pluck himself to. Death.
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 9:33pm.
Boredas, I thought it was you who was going to put that ridiculous Kanye phantom in your avie, LOL
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Oh hell no, if I ever put up a picture of Kanye it would be this ---> http://noclipmode.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/kanye-gay-fish-600x398....
Didn't a poster a long time ago have a kanye picture???
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Submitted by veryoldbat on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 9:32pm.
BOrdas... I'm old news.. How are you . ? Did you ever take care if your tummy troubles? When I was leaving., your bewb exploded..""ouch!!!!?!
Are you in one piece?
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Yes, I'm doing better, I have a few more days worth of antibiotics to go, and the boob is on the mend, the wound itself is healing, it's mostly just red right now. And my tummy is okay, they put me on script prevacid, but I'm kind of waiting it out until I'm done with meds, incase of an interaction, and I gotta do follow ups and all that, and non-sense, a fellow-wounded/sick D-lister is never old news. How are you feeling?
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Submitted by veryoldbat on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 9:35pm.
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Maybe he developed a rash which KK explained was the "The Psoriasis" - do you think Kourtney was recruited to spray him with her miraculous titty milk? *GASP*
Yeah, those pics have me in stitches. Is he wearing the feather mask? bwak bwak bwak
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IM going to Withy.. It cracks me up...do you think he's trying to tell Kim .. Someone anyone about how he's feeling at the moment? LMAO
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Boredas, I thought it was you who was going to put that ridiculous Kanye phantom in your avie, LOL
@VOB, do it! It's the most amusing thing I've ever seen him do. And that beyotch has pulled some stunts.
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BOrdas... I'm old news.. How are you . ? Did you ever take care if your tummy troubles? When I was leaving., your bewb exploded..""ouch!!!!?!
Are you in one piece?
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR