Friday, February 1st 2013
Open Post: Hosted By Kanye West In A Straitjacket
Kanye West performed in Abu Dhabi last night and he wore the same outfit his publicists strapped to his body when they wanted him to stop tweeting. Slap a piece of industrial-strength tape over Kanye's mouth and he'd never look better! I know that Kanye is trying be oh-so-edgy and is trying to give us new layers of art (he isn't), but I'd be pissed if I spent good money on a Kanye concert only to have my soul fall out of my ass when he came out looking like the terrifying spawn of Michael Myers and Dr. Lecter. The mental patient mummy look is not the look.
And speaking of whorifying things, here's a knocked up Kim Kartrashian leaving the hair salon yesterday.
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her boobs are going to be record setting.
Kim K must buy a new pair of leggings eeerrrryday because I can see the seams splitting from here.
She is going to be land whale size.
I hope Kim gets hemmorhoids, varicose veins, and her canker sores break out again.
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You know Kim is breathing freely for the first time in years, now that she can blame her gutt on pregnancy and lay off the spanx.
From the Huffington Post:
"The Kardashian momager told E! News during a sit-down interview on Tuesday that Kim is craving "Pizookies. ... It's a giant cookie and I think it's at BJ's and I think it has ice cream on top, but right now it's all about the Pizookies." She revealed that the previous night found Kardashian wanting artichokes, Chinese chicken salad and french fries."
Kimmie is going to GINORMOUS! She is going to make Jessica Simpson look like a waif in comparison.
Can't wait!
Whoever came up with the "black is slimming" concept clearly never met Kim.
Freak. And not in a good way.
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@ Submitted by miz cynical on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 3:55pm.
A "recovering homosexual"? Does that mean he's a Scientologist?
If only he had worn this when he was spilling his seed inside kk...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
See what happens when you inject yourself with shit and then you NATURALLY gain weight? You become HUGE!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Do they find this entertaining in Abu Dhabi? Because, I can see a future there for the entire K-clan. Sounds ideal for all.
My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.
At least he knows where he is going!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Well well well I knew this would happen sooner or later.
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Submitted by Lurker on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 7:03pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
Crap - this pregnancy is going to be ENDLESS
Is anyone watching part 2 of that Dr. Phil Manti Teo scandal kid? This kid is in such denial. On yesterday's interview, he said that he's a 'recovering homosexual'. Craziness.
"I went to the hair salon and all I got was this huge ass."
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Dark-sided!
gag
That's the best he's evah looked. for reals.
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Success is a great deodorant ~ Liz
He's SO edgy and hip....
Nail me to my car... then I'll tell you who you are...Joe The Lion