QOTD: Brandi Glanville Used To Joke That Eddie Cibrian Raped Her On The First Night They Met
The Real Plastic Faces Of Beverly Hills' Brandi Glanville is still whoring her book out hard and knows that the easiest way to sell a book is to put a hi-res picture of Prince Hot Ginge's peen in it. But since Brandi doesn't have that, she's selling that book hard by releasing the most foolish pieces from it. Brandi's latest jewel from her treasure trove of fuckery is about how she and Eddie Cibrian bumped crotches just hours after that they met at a West Hollywood nightclub. Brandi says that she kept saying no, but she meant yes and the whole thing was HILARIOUS!
“Six years after I moved to Europe, I came back to Los Angeles to shoot a Coors Light commercial and ended up in an obnoxious nightclub called Grandville on Santa Monica Boulevard in West Hollywood. Across the bar, I spotted an insanely attractive Cuban man who just couldn’t keep his eyes off me, and I couldn’t keep my eyes off him either. It was love at first sight – or perhaps, lust. Yes, we slept together that first night. I would never endorse sleeping with someone you just met, because half of the fun is the challenge. But, man, was it fucking hot! I used to joke that he ‘raped’ me. Rape jokes are never funny, except when they are. I was saying, ‘No,no,no,’ the entire time, but we all know that despite the adage, sometimes no does mean yes.”
Daniel Tosh just fell in love! I'm sure in a few months Brandi will be standing at the altar and holding Tosh's hands while laughing as he tells rape joke after rape joke in his vows to her. They are meant to be!
via Radar
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She probably just saw rape as a trending topic on twitter and figured out a way to add to her 15 minutes.
Submitted by Amalthea on Sat, 02/02/2013 - 7:02am.
Brandi is trash, but I refuse to believe that she herself wrote that rape comment. I can't believe that any woman, ever, would EVER find it okay to say that rape, or a joke about rape, is funny. Perhaps I'm naive, or I just lack the appropriate amount of Shameless Skanky Famewhore in my blood to appreciate such sentiments... but I'm convinced that a male ghostwriter came up with that disgusting little gem for her.
For the sake of my sanity, I need to believe that.
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mmm, nope. She said a profoundly stupid thing, all by herself without any help from some man, and she can own what comes out of her mouth.
Women are quite capable of making rape jokes, as evidenced by the numerous chicks at the last university I worked at claiming that they got "raped" by the orgo midterm. No one gender has a monopoly on foot-in-mouth comments.
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ITA charlottecorday, maybe we can nominate them for some sort of douche of the day/week/month title. Douche Hall of Fame? MVP of Pro-douche-letes? There should be some kind of recognition of this fuckery. I'd have to include Michael Lohan, who may need his own category.
Impressed by Filler-ville's use of dark humor. So on further reflection you realize that this Cibran is slightly menacing, sexually manipulative shit sack.
As if the general public couldn't tell from the fact that his current wife weighs six pounds and stopped singing to be his sexual receptacle.
The differences between the Eddie Cibrans of the world and the Chris Browns are merely a matter of degree. The mentality is the same.
Brandi is trash, but I refuse to believe that she herself wrote that rape comment. I can't believe that any woman, ever, would EVER find it okay to say that rape, or a joke about rape, is funny. Perhaps I'm naive, or I just lack the appropriate amount of Shameless Skanky Famewhore in my blood to appreciate such sentiments... but I'm convinced that a male ghostwriter came up with that disgusting little gem for her.
For the sake of my sanity, I need to believe that.
Just a guess but:
Had eddie not ditched her, she would be a nobody (though she loves to say she WAS a model back in the day. No way in hell she would be on RHWBV without the Leann scandal)
Eddie is just a dolt. A pretty dolt but an idiot all the same.
LeAnn is a Britneyesque type who is as insecure as they come and is scared to death he's going to cheat (and if he hasn't already, he will. She can take that to the bank as quickly as he is racing there and withdrawing her money)
It's sad, really but Brandi is the least sympathetic, at least with all of this crap.
Agree with whomever said earlier that LR would be very wise to keep her mouth shut about it. No good can come of this.
so basically he started to rape her, and she realized he was so hot that she didn't care.. yeah that's what roethlisberger and kobe were going for, it doesn't always work.. gross.
“Six years after I moved to Europe,"
Where did she move? Poland? Germany? Iceland? Moldova? Hungary? Portugal? Denmark? Greece? Norway? Spain?
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Jeg er norsk.
Submitted by Baby Jane Hudson on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 11:37pm.
I've finally decided how I feel about this unholy trinity:
Brandi ... fame whore extraordinaire but truthful
LeAnn .... mental case extraordinaire, low self esteem but truly in love with her husband
Eddie .... fame whore, gold digger, vain, and at least a third reptillian. He is vile and only capable of loving himself.
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You nailed it Baby Jane. I still,
unapologetically, enjoy Brandi.
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Who else thought this pic was Dina Lohan?
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Now she is just being stupid. She will not endear herself with this stupid quote to women. I'm assuming women are the main target audience. Rape jokes any sort,are just not funny and hit to close,to home for many people. This threesome needs to be put to rest. No more....basta.
I once had to tell a man, "If you do this to me you had better kill me, because if you don't I will make sure you are dead within 24 hours." I knew the person.It was a bluff, but he believed me.
Next time should I say,"If you do this to me you had better kill me, despite what every air headed bimbo with no self esteem says, because really I will "FOR SURE" make sure your dead within 24 hours if you don't.
Ladies have got to learn to take care of each other.
*swoons at Meatblocks*
I've finally decided how I feel about this unholy trinity:
Brandi ... fame whore extraordinaire but truthful
LeAnn .... mental case extraordinaire, low self esteem but truly in love with her husband
Eddie .... fame whore, gold digger, vain, and at least a third reptillian. He is vile and only capable of loving himself.
Submitted by ikoihiI on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 8:12pm.
Nothing is cuter than raising two little rapists! They might get a full scholarship at Duke University!
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You're seriously this unenlightened? The Duke University "rape" never happened and the men who were falsely accused of it were exonerated.
Next on E! - Keeping up with the Cibrians. I see it happening.
This woman is nuts. WHY won't she shut up about the Squinty-McSquint Twins! Your ex is a tool, and he dumped you for someone else blah, blah, blah. Move on woman, for gawd sake. Let Eddie McSquinty go already!
Submitted by Esteem on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 9:58pm.
Submitted by Meatblocks on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 9:54pm.
*whispers* uh, just for the record, I hate all three of these fucks, but I do feel badly for the boys.
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see, folks? ^^^that's how it's done, that's a diploma'd dlister w/a doctorate right there ... -hates all 3 outta 3, can't get any better than that.
*salutes esteem*
we can only aspire ...
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
He is soooooo hot and she isn't. Neither is Leann. His looks equivalent is Jolie or Fox.
Submitted by Meatblocks on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 9:54pm.
*whispers* uh, just for the record, I hate all three of these fucks, but I do feel badly for the boys.
Nice rant though Meaty! Carry on sir! ;-)
Submitted by oh dave on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 9:44pm.
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Yes, I can see these people copying the golden love triangle. Trying to squeeze ever penny from the rags with all their rehab and cheating stories. Next they'll be doing perfume ads. o_O
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brandi says something stupid and now all of a sudden spouse-snatching is okay? (ie: "this just made me team leeann uh")
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-you are dlisters for god's sake, there's enough room in our cold black hearts to hate both idiots, man the fuck up .... it's never an either or situation, take control of your opinions ... for fuck's sake. bootstraps, pull'em up, chest out and chin up!
everyone sucks! -know it, breathe it and live it!
you gotta know how to hold your hate -and not let one half go because the other eye spies another tasty hate-treat (ala easop's the dog and the bone).
oh i'm ashamed of the weakness i seen displayed today on this thread .... bailing on one douche just because another douche acts up -we don't embolden douches like that, we are better than that and we are stronger than that.
"team leeann!" -drop where your dignity lays and give me 50 ... and an extra 20 if you said cibrian was hot.
for shame.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
Poetry. Dropping and giving you 50.
It'll take a couple of days. My drink arm is usually busy.
It's the discount version of the other triangle and that's a discount version of real life. They should all be neutered and spayed.
Bitch will say anything. I actually want to read the book now. Who doesn't love a good divorce story? Hopefully it will be a lot better than that book by Dean McDermott's ex.
@Whamo great visual
Doesn't she have two sons? Oh good - they'll be taught that "sometimes no means yes!"
Nothing is cuter than raising two little rapists! They might get a full scholarship at Duke University!
Here's an excerpt from Brandi's book:
Eddie LeAnn Eddie Brandi Plastic Eddie Leann Vag Op Eddie Eddie Is ma puss bootiful, Eddie? Eddie Eddie Eddie Eddie Eddie LeAnn Anno Anno Diarretics Anno LeAnn LeAnn Bitch Eddie Eddie Eddie...
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Damnitt now I have to buy it.
For some reason I always thought she was as dumb as White Oprah and now I'm glad to realize that I was right all along.
This "triangle" is what's keeping these assholes in the news, why don't people stop caring about them so that they can disappear altogether and those kids have a chance at having a normal childhood?
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Is there anything this hooker won't say in public to sell her book?
This beeyoutch is absolutely unbearable. "sometimes no means yes?" Uh, beeyoutch, you just made me join Team LeAnn. There must be a blizzard in hell, because I always said it'd be a cold day in hell that I took the homewrecker's side on anything. I just hope Blandi (not a typo) never has a daughter. Rape is NEVER EVER FUNNY and men need to accept that no does mean NO. Smdfh! Bitches like this make me so mad, for all the harm they do to other women--and I am now Team LeAnn's head cheerleader!
Well, I'll bet the neighbors are just LOVIN' this!--Mama.
Submitted by jaariel on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 7:26pm.
I love that BG spent $12K on snatch rejuvenation & that EC hasn't gotten to experience the remodel
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I bet he did test drive her new snatch. Sex with the ex. That mad/angry sex that is so good that you go back for seconds and thirds.
I love that BG spent $12K on snatch rejuvenation & that EC hasn't gotten to experience the remodel
And you know she went to that club cuz it sounds like her last name & she's def self-obsessed like that
She's the only reason for RHOBH
Thunder only happens when it's rainin
Players only love you when they're playin
Submitted by Persistent Cat on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 6:55pm.
Nooooo, she can't have Kate Spade either. What's a trashy ho brand? Does Bebe make bags?
OhOH! Kathy van Zeeland bags - vinyl, shiny, vulgarity personified!
Eddie's Cuban??
Oh Eddie, you disappoint us so.
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Submitted by pollyhatesthekettle on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 7:00pm.
And in an unrelated note, Eddie Cibrian used to be really hot! Jesus.... it's just slid right off him!!
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Who knew he once had eyes.
This is the first time in a long time I want to slap some sense into someone who isn't Chris Brown! Stupid Bitch!
And in an unrelated note, Eddie Cibrian used to be really hot! Jesus.... it's just slid right off him!!
We wouldn't know about this two-bit hooker if it wasn't for her ex running off with horse-face.
I'm sure the nightclub was only obnoxious for the few hours they were there. As soon as they left they hit a button and the wall spins back around to reveal an entire extra room filled with beautiful people, music pumpin, champagne flowing and every third person is an Alister.
Submitted by que cochina on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 5:48pm.
Submitted by Persistent Cat on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 5:18pm.
You dumb bitch!
Does she have a Chanel bag in that picture? Fucking bitch, I hate her more.
Ha! If it is, she's covering the double C logo. Let's hope it's a knock-off or a Kate Spade quilted bag! She doesn't deserve Chanel - you & I do, goddammit!
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Nooooo, she can't have Kate Spade either. What's a trashy ho brand? Does Bebe make bags?
Gross. I am officially on Team LeAnn now.
She needs to share less.
JFC, does this desperate shank of weave ever STFU???
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This quote just makes me want to spit bullets!
I pay as little attention as possible to this threesome, but damn! This pisses me off.
I really could smack her.
I hope she never gets laid for the rest of her earthly life.
Omg I'm so sick of seeing this chick everywhere! On CDAN, radar, tmz, and don't even get me started on those psychos from celebitchy. I first wanted to like her on real housewives, but she is so trashy and vulgar. All these recent stories make her look stupid. And her face scares the fuck out of me.
I can't imagine why she'd use that kind of language as an assault survivor I brush it off but some aren't that dismissive. Some people are not ready to be strong. This was a bit irresponsible. To me this girl is a midwest chick who isn't groomed to fit into the World she married into. As a result she doesn't give a damn and that sort of comes across. I don't think she's any worse than most of those other women.
That woman needs to be euthanized.
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He's the prettiest one of the three, especially considering how he looked in the 90s. I have no doubt when he's moved on to the next one LeAnn is going to be singing these same stories. He must certainly leave these creatures dickmatized.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 5:09pm.
Submitted by Mani6 on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 5:01pm.
Personally...I hate the challenge! If you say no...fine. I respect your decision. If you say yes...GREAT...let's get hairy! I really hate the no means maybe or maybe not...make up your damn mind!
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word UP... I just assume every one of them mean no, regardless of what they say... let them attack you. No guessing involved. Keep your standards low and your expectations lower... it's worked well for me so far.
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*wonders what it's like to say "no"*
*resolves to try it one day*
*but not today*
Rape is "hot"?
*makes a note of that*