Ronaiah Tuiasosopo Did His Best Lady Voice For Dr. Phil
It feels like Dr. Phil's interview with Ronaiah Tuiasosopo, the mastermind behind the Lennay Kekua hoax, has been going on for weeeeeeeks. Every site I go to, I see Dr. Phil's hard boiled egg with a pubestache face looking at me and this mess is everywhere. During the interview, Ronaiah said that he was in love with Manti Te'o' and that he used to be gay, but he's a recovering homosexual now. Is "recovering homosexual" short for "recovering from butt sex homosexual," because who hasn't been there? I guess if Man Titty O is "faaaaaaar" from gay, then I guess Ronaiah is like two freeway exists away from gay. He was just at gay, but now he's driving away from it. Ronaiah also said some other things to Phake Ass Phil, but who cares about that. The only thing I care about is hearing Ronaiah's lady voice and Dr. Phil was right there with me.
Dr. Phil kept asking Ronaiah to do his Lennay voice, but he got all kinds of shy and wouldn't do it. He finally agreed to do it behind a screen with a producer watching to make sure the lady sounds were coming out of his mouth. So Ronaiah called a phone and did his best Lennay voice:
He kind of sounds like Michael Jackson with Laryngitis speaking through a pillow. I bet Dr. Phil wasn't convinced. I bet after the show ended, Dr. Phil called Ronaiah up again and said, "Let me hear you do your Lennay voice one more time. Let me hear you say, 'Oh, Dr. Phil, let me lick the skin dome covering that brilliant mind of yours.' Yeah, say it like that. Say it again, slower. Wait, what sound? No, I didn't just pull my zipper down."
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"Dr. Philth" is very funny.
Enough of all these weird names! I can't keep up with who is who and who is male and who is female and who is real and who is fake and . . . ugh!
In response to skinny fat below, the person that made Dr. Phil "famous" was Oprah. She's probably still reaping the monetary benefits while the rest of us were over him a loooong time ago.
Submitted by Parablesower on Sat, 02/02/2013 - 12:22pm.
He lost the Heisman way before this scandal even came out.
It will be interesting to see how it affects his draft standing. He was top #5 before this came out - a lot of NFL teams may not want to deal with the drama. Muy interesante.
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Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Sat, 02/02/2013 - 10:16am.
Kind of appropriate a guy pretending to be a girl is on a show hosted by a guy pretending to be a doctor.
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Payola in collegiate sports....yeah it's a pigskin tradition. And UND is a long standing member of the pigskin precludes academia mindset. AND...guess who LOVES FOOTBALL? Dr. Phil, of course.
Major scam. Over two gay men. Who are playing....everyone, it seems to me.
Over these poseurs.
My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.
So Ronnaaaay is Lennaaay? Such BS there are gay players in sports as in everything there really should be no shame attached.
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I still think UND paid this fool to take the hit to deflect further scrutiny of the other gay liar n its own role in Heisman pimping the other gay liar
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I don't buy any of this shit. Manti was totally in on the hoax. Otherwise the story doesn't make sense at all. This Ronaiah guy must be getting paid off, or Manti manipulated him into taking all the blame so he looks better. But lucky for Manti, people were dumb enough to buy his first hoax; now they'll buy this lame "Crying Game" shit.
This situation makes my head hurt because I don't know why dude said he had a girlfriend if he didn't, how is it a hoax if HE's the one blabbing to the media about it, and how don't you know the difference between a woman's voice and a man impersonating a woman's voice. Ronaiah Pariah is no Beatrice Arthur.
I mean he's 20 years old, why didn't he say he's a tuna-tackling hound dog who collects pussy everywhere he goes? No one would give a shit.
@cheese toast
"but he's OUR gay" HAHA! That's adorable.
Well being stuck with a name like Roniah..he was probably doing lady voice when he was 4....and Manti is a step away from Panti....so this all makes perfect sense!
All of these conspiracy theorists are going to feel stupid when the truth finally sees the light of day that Manti isn't gay; just dumb.
I live in a very small town in Alabama. My 17 yr old son has 3 classmates that are gay, one is a very flamboyant cross dresser. I asked my son if anyone gives the kid any trouble and he very seriously said "no, they don't. He might be gay but he is our gay and people know to leave him alone." If a bunch of hick kids can get it, why can't everyone else? Love and acceptance will change the world.
Now that's a serious interview set. Take note Ofree!! If you want to be taken seriously in this biznizz get your ass some great big mansion and don't skimp on the chachkis. Priorities.
Can he recover those armchairs in a lighter material?
Recovering homosexual, meaning going so far deep in the closet that he's in freaking Narnia.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
@crazyinjapan
Yep, I bet Ronaiah is getting paid at least $2 million. Possibly more, but definitely $2 million as a starting point.
@sushi
Yep, the "dead girlfriend" story was supposed to win Manti status in the football world, and when it backfired, this Ronaiah guy was brought in and paid a handsome fee to take the blame.
HaloJones:
Interesting....haven't seen the gay crowd in Laie. I live in Sunset/Kahuku area.
But agree with Oddly_Titillating:
So basically, the scandal here has boiled down to a lame ass unrequited love story. Gay kid likes straight kid, straight kid is dumb as a box of goddamn rocks, gay kid uses the inter webs and a lady voice to get straight kid to fall for him.
All this planning and intrigue and now he is DEFINITELY not getting the Heisman. Had he just left matters alone, who knows? What a tangled web we weave...
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"Recovering homosexual?" Really? They still peddling that snake oil?
janisjim: Hawaii is more liberal a state snd socially it is more gay friendly. Manti grew up in Laie, it's like Mormon central, I went to the college there for a year. And even in that seriously fundie town, there was a group of out and proud gay Polynesian teens who hung out and were not only not stigmatized, they could kick your ass if you messed with them. Polynesian culture can be very macho and patriarchal, but family loyalty is also very important, and so accepting that a relative is gay without shunning them is a given. Gay kids in polynesian culture tend to be much more overt about the sexual orientation and don't have to do the closet thing as much as the mainland counterparts.
Submitted by Orangina on Sat, 02/02/2013 - 12:53am.
I still think this Ronaiah guy is getting paid off to say he's the hoax master. And Manti made up the whole "dead girlfriend" story either to get endorsements or to cover up his gayness.
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Agreed - paid off!
It may not be to cover up his gayness, but I have no doubt that Manti was totally in on this -- the press coverage, better showing in the Heisman and endorsements as a result of his "stand up good guy" image could also be what drove this thing.
I am so over hearing about anything concerning Pad Tai Tao.
Submitted by Orangina on Sat, 02/02/2013 - 12:53am.
I still think this Ronaiah guy is getting paid off to say he's the hoax master. And Manti made up the whole "dead girlfriend" story either to get endorsements or to cover up his gayness.
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I think this is the most plausible explanation. I think it started out as a beard situation, and then it went too far once the media got involved. I think Ronnie is taking the fall and may very well be getting paid to do it.
Submitted by CORNDOG on Sat, 02/02/2013 - 12:48am.
Hawaiians don't have a stigma for gayness like the rest of us do. They consider it normal, why would he choke on it?
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Cause his dad's a pastor. He must be stress eating cause in the video on TMZ where he met up with the football guy he was waaaaayyyy thinner.
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Submitted by Oddly_Titillating on Sat, 02/02/2013 - 9:32am.
So basically, the scandal here has boiled down to a lame ass unrequited love story. Gay kid likes straight kid, straight kid is dumb as a box of goddamn rocks, gay kid uses the interwebs and a lady voice to get straight kid to fall for him.
NEXT!
Seriously, if this is IT, I'm not interested anymore. Fucking pathetic.
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Amen. I still don't get why this this a news story. The media would rather stretch this bullshit and Beyonce's lip-synching "scandal" than report on real news like what's happening in Alabama or Egypt.
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Kind of appropriate a guy pretending to be a girl is on a show hosted by a guy pretending to be a doctor.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
So basically, the scandal here has boiled down to a lame ass unrequited love story. Gay kid likes straight kid, straight kid is dumb as a box of goddamn rocks, gay kid uses the interwebs and a lady voice to get straight kid to fall for him.
NEXT!
Seriously, if this is IT, I'm not interested anymore. Fucking pathetic.
May America now move along quickly to its next humiliating spectacle before this kid kills himself.
Submitted by Uptown James: "...The one thing I do understand well is that Dr Phil needs to have hot pokers shoved up his ass."
That's the truth.
I'm not convinced that Ronaiah was paid to take the fall. Of course anything is possible. I'll bet he's in a buttload of trouble for shaming his family.
Heeeeeeyyyyyy Breaky! Nice to see you.
I'm so over this non-story and I do not want any more details. It's TIRED.
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Supposedly he was molested as a kid so I hope he gets therapy for all his issues. Just move on with your life guy.
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Now that we have the full story I love both these guys. I understand it completely. It will also make for a good movie if someone can write it with grace.
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Submitted by JimiJanisJim on Sat, 02/02/2013 - 2:19am.
I take issue with your statement, which is like saying: "Floridians don't have a stigma for gayness."
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true. The correct statement is "Floridians don't have a stigma for bath-salts-smoking, baby-selling, meth-making, aligator-raping zombies."
Submitted by CORNDOG on Sat, 02/02/2013 - 12:48am.
Hawaiians don't have a stigma for gayness like the rest of us do. They consider it normal, why would he choke on it?
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I take issue with your statement, which is like saying: "Floridians don't have a stigma for gayness."
If you were referring to pure Hawaiians, I would bet you have never met one because they don't exist anymore except for the limited number that live on the small private Hawaiian island of Niihua.
The rest of Hawaii is a huge melting pot made up of Filipinos, Chinese, Japanese, Samoan, Tongan, Portuguese, German, Aussies, Kiwis, Americans etc. Everyone breeds with everyone, so you have a huge pot of mixed breed peoples.
If you are referring to the "locals" they absolutely abhor and make fun of homosexuals. They are very macho. Add to that the strong military presence, uh, they are sure as Hell aren't going to act gay.
In fact, I have yet to see one local gay person except some lesbians at Home Depot or gay tourists in Honolulu.
And in the Samoans case, most that live in Hawaii are LDS. Mormons will never outwardly show homosexuality; it is a sin.
Right lovelylaney so why is this guy so hung up? This story confuses me. I dont have a hang up about gayness. I'm from Seattle.
Ugh..why does it seem that as soon as these types (Dr. Phil etc) go on someone like Oprah we are supposed to take their word as gospel?
Give me Judge Judy any day of the week. She's old school.
ETA: GO RAVENS!!
Submitted by CORNDOG on Sat, 02/02/2013 - 12:48am.
Hawaiians don't have a stigma for gayness like the rest of us do. They consider it normal, why would he choke on it?
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Right? For cripes sakes they elected the first openly gay governor I think with Linda Lingle years ago. Plus, when I lived there a decade plus ago, there were way more gay people I met there than heteros.
Ok the story as been given the Dr. Phil treatment so let's file it away in the "who gives a shit" folder. NEXT!
I watched the show expecting to get a laugh. Instead it broke my heart to see how shamed he is about who he is and felt disgust for that blowhard Dr. Phil.
I have several gay friends and know how hard it was for them to come to terms with it. My one friend even went to one of those 'pray the gay away' places. At age 46 he has finally come to terms with who he is but it took 35 years of hard work to get to where he is.
This whole thing is just sad. In 2013 many people are still stuck in the dark ages when it comes to being gay. And there are so many 'professionals' willing to exploit it for ratings. I hate myself for watching the show. Tragic :(
Submitted by mefunigirl on Fri, 02/01/2013 - 10:25pm.
swear to jeebus this story confuses me to no end.
Yup. But everybody likes a good mystery, right?
I could do the football guy or the fat friend, but I don't understand the story bc I've come in during the middle of it. The one thing I do understand well is that Dr Phil needs to have hot pokers shoved up his ass.
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Hawaiians don't have a stigma for gayness like the rest of us do. They consider it normal, why would he choke on it?
I still think this Ronaiah guy is getting paid off to say he's the hoax master. And Manti made up the whole "dead girlfriend" story either to get endorsements or to cover up his gayness. But Manti's "dead girlfriend" story backfired because the media dug deeper and found out she didnt exist. So the "friend who tricked me by talking in a girl voice" story was brought on by Manti's PR team when the "dead girlfriend" story backfired. This Ronaiah guy is probably a paid actor. He's probably getting paid a couple million to take the blame.
this whole story is so confusing to me. i didnt really pay attention to it at first. my husband, who ABHORS any kind of gossip, gave me the rundown about it the other night. seriously! from what i do know about it, it's ridiculous. i get the gay tingles from the football guy, whatever his name is - i keep forgetting. something in the milk ain't clean here.
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Have to agree with skinny fat.
There is just something quite disgusting about Dr. Phil and Dr. Drew. Both are fame whores and lack any real medical knowledge it seems to me. Can't stand either but both seem to love themselves enough for both of us.
I'm not a huge fan of Dr. Oz but he comes across as seriously concerned about people and the medical profession.
You know what I found interesting is when this young man said he was gay, he almost chocked on the words, like he couldn't say it out loud. Maybe it was the first time he said it out loud.
He was in love with Ma'eo, but he knew it couldn't be reciprocated.
Dr Phil is a shit.
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Oh God Jeanneee lol! And to think my answer to jaariel was going to have something about an overly passionate tryst in it!
swear to jeebus this story confuses me to no end.
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