They Gon' Catch Me Ridin' Dirty
If you're impressed with this, you should see his reverse cowgirl (right, Ushrrr?). While giving us the thug lite version of Mary Stuart Masterson in Bad Girls, Justin Bieber went horseback riding with his friends in North Hollywood, CA yesterday afternoon. Doesn't it seem like it was just yesterday when he was riding a plastic horsey in front of a supermarket ("That's because he was doing that yesterday." - you) and here he is riding an actual big boy horse. They must put growing serum in sizzurp! Because....
TMZ says that there's new pictures making the rounds of The Lesbeaver smoking a joint and in some of those pictures there's a large bottle of codeine and a double cup of Lil Wayne's beverage of choice sizzurp (codeine, sodie pop and a Jolly Rancher) on the table. Bieber's sipping from the double cup in one of the pictures. A source type tells TMZ that Bieber doesn't ever get high on sizzurp, so there must've been something else in that double cup. But the other pictures do show the Biebs clearly sucking on the good shit. The source says that many people close to Biebs think that his friends, Lil Twist and Lil Za, are tainting his innocence and leading him into the hood rat stuff way of life.
Sizzurp, really? Justin Bieber probably overdoses and passes out when he sucks on a Hall's for too long, so I can only imagine what he's like when he takes a sip of sizzurp. A drunk toddler is not the look. I bet those motherfuckers don't even give him any sizzurp. They just give him a double cup of grape Fanta with a drop of baby Tylenol in it. He takes one sip and is like, "DAYUM, this shit is strong! I'm already fucked up!" Like they're really going to waste sizzurp on his lightweight ass.
And we have Vanilla Ice to blame for this, because this is Vanilla Ice all over again. Damn you, Vanilla Ice, for selling franchises of your life to Canada!
Here's more of the Biebs making faces like a first time bottom taking a nine incher while horseback riding yesterday.
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I'm waiting for the day he gets rape charges thrown on him. He looks like a perv.
I like my men like I like my syrup---thick and rich!
Submitted by oh dave on Sun, 02/03/2013 - 3:17pm.
Is that Gary Busey? I don't think so because his mouth doesn't close but that would be perfect.
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I thought the same thing. Remember cavebuseys? I still have that gif from MK.
Everyone needs a good bad influence in their lives. Looks like the Biebs has found his. I'm betting we see rehab, illegitimate kids, car wrecks, fights and lawsuits in his future.
Is that Gary Busey? I don't think so because his mouth doesn't close but that would be perfect.
Submitted by WildBee on Sun, 02/03/2013 - 11:29am.
You know that disease that makes people age really fast? Is there one that makes people age freakishly slow?
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Submitted by woodhorse on Sun, 02/03/2013 - 9:45am.
Good morning, dear. or afternoon, as it were.
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You might find The Hoff in a bar
or in Germany with a guitar.
He might do a dance
in shiny black pants,
but at least he can talk to his car.
He is slumped over the saddle horn and holding on to it just like a grocery story horse. The only kind of horse he knows how to ride.
Biebs has to be on female hormones to be staving off puberty. He still looks like a 13 year old. No other answer.
even the horse looks embarrassed.
What a tool. And those flat bill hats look stupid.
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"That's an awfully high horse sir, may I pet him?"
Justine, a young lady should be riding side-saddle and wearing more appropriate apparel such as a pretty bonnet and a colorful frock.
Please set a better example for your fans.
I hope Biebs applied lots of Coppertone Kids with at least a 30 SPF.
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Electric Feel
MK, GET OUT OF BED!!! (I know, it's Sunday, you're hung the hell over....
give us your funniest take on THE OPRAH LAWSUIT!!!
My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.
lol at "sickly child in a trucker hat"
I like that they had to hike up their jeans to actually get on the horses.
I wonder if that made them think twice about riding- not being "100% cool" for and hour or two.
Michael K, please wake up now and put up something new so that I do not have to see this sickly child in a trucker hat every time I check the site this am.
Thanks bunches!
She looks depressed that the horse's mane isn't multicolored like they promised her.
WHEN WILL SAGGY PANTS FINALLY DIE????
*"I got 99 problems, being a bitch ain't one!"*
-Courtney Love @ Sundance 2013
That hat lowers his IQ by about 50 points. And Good Morning! to Christine the Hoff
No no, they're gonna catch him BEING ridden dirty… by Usher.
I'm amazed he was able to ride something bigger than a Shetland pony. And dammit, I'm not even a rider and I know he is sitting wrong! What, does he think he looks cooler by slouching in the saddle?!
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
The most meat he will ever has between his legs.
This bitch is trash, trash, trash! Look at the parents. Trash,trash,trash. I can hardly wait when this ho goes to rehab.....
Once trash always trash.
I might have to start rooting for him if he gets any more desperate looking. I could not stand Britney when she started, but when she had that meltdown she melted my heart.
His friend looks WAY more comfortable on the horse than Justine does.
Money and fame is it really worth it?
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If anyone is going to pee on him it's going to be me.- Nicole Kidman
It's great that with all his money he has the time to play my little pony.
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If anyone is going to pee on him it's going to be me.- Nicole Kidman
unless Beiber's back story is that he is a Horse Whisperer or something, I'm not sure how you can fault him for looking like a non-rider whose ass is chapped.
however, for the sizzurp or whatever - thank god he's got some negroes to blame, eh?
i just feel bad for all those baby fans of his, who go through real agony whenever something bad happens to him.
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God don't like ugly.
High tops to ride a horse? Really?
High tops to wear in public? Really?
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
as a horse owner and regular rider, who gives a shit about the sneakers, what the fuck is about the slump in the saddle? If you want to go riding, ride. He looks disgusting
he's got that britney look.. that souless.. nobodys home look in his eyes.. good lord.
I'm flabbergasted. Not side saddle!
ugh this kid is so fucking gross.
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"It's called a party bus! Not a punch-a-titty bus. And put your MetroCard away, Chris Brown, no such bus exists." MK
I was just thinking, with all marketing behind this kid, I don't think I've actually ever heard a beiber song. Maybe I have, if it sounds like all that fast food music on the radio I probably forgot.
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What is her problem? She's just laying there...
With all her damn money, you'd think the girl could buy herself at least some proper boots. Sneakers - wtf?
Looking more like a tool, douche, asshat with each passing day. Keeping it classy.
Obviously, the horse is smarter than the rider which is often the case.
I would like to just shove that stick up his ass a little higher so he at least has decent posture.
He acts as if he has been in the saddle herding cattle all the way from Texas to Kansas; it is soooo exhausting! Are all young men becoming pansies?
I balme Ellen and Usher for this. Ellen is always whoring him out on her show, I guess it's the lesbian demographic. Nothing worse than seeing a bunch of 30 to 40 something year old woman going ape shit for a 18 year old boy.
That whole pained James Dean thing that he's obviously been practicing in the mirror...I just can't.
the information re: sagging i personally heard from older San Quentin inmates when i asked them. have heard the same thing from other "system-experienced" men now leading different lives. i was told that at the start (the 90s) the ones who chose to "sag" in the oversized clothes did so for the reason i said, and other guys figured out how to keep their pants up. then, as og-types came out of the system it morphed into a fashion statement in the 2000s because street gang members picked up the oversized look for its "style" statement as well as for the purpose of hiding weapons and drugs.
the way one laces one's shoes used to be code for something too, forgot what [at least at that prison]. and it took some years for the dept of corrections to figure out that gang members were partially identifying themselves via the colored markings on white atheletic shoes (i.e. blue or red). rule then instituted that they could only have all white shoes...
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
he needs to drop all the people he has around him and get back to pop music and gain some weight. This wigger direction he's going thru is not the move. Get rid of the outdated clothing....All the Beliebers should go on a twitter trending spree and call for JB to drop his management. And I hope his management sees it.
Submitted by JimiJanisJim on Sat, 02/02/2013 - 9:12pm.
Stirrups way too high, holding reins incorrectly, mounting the horse dangerously........someone should have given this feminized retard a basic horsemanship lesson so he doesn't look like such a putz. How embarrassing.
I agree learn how to ride
Too bad Widowmaker was already leased out.
re: droopy drawers - Snopes sez this:
http://www.snopes.com/risque/homosex/sagging.asp
"While sagging did gain its start in the US prison system, it was not a clothes-wearing style authored by imprisoned homosexuals intent upon advertising their interest in casual flings. Sagging pants became the behind the bars thing thanks to ill-fitting prison issue garb: some of those incarcerated were provided with clothing a few sizes too large. That oversizing, coupled with the lack of belts in the big house, led to a great number of jailbirds whose pants were falling off their arses. "
I had heard that a long time ago, seems reasonable to me. Whatever the "reason" they still look dumb. I especially love to see the wearers try to run and end up looking like penguins.
@pushy and Christine
I grew up in Pepper Pike and also have memories of crazy Cleveland snowbelt blizzards. I remember that the Orange school system was always the last to cancel school--or so it seemed as a kid. I'm in So Cal now with all my sibs.
I learned to ride at Red Raider. I just googled it and it's still there! Bieber could use a lesson or two.
Submitted by oh dave on Sat, 02/02/2013 - 8:05pm.
.... He doesn't wear clothes, he wears costumes. ...
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that, right there, pretty much speaks to everything laughable about this candyass poser and chris brown wannabee. everything about this fuckin fetus is a facade, a farce, a front and a fake. completely hate-worthy.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
Awww... poor little beibs. So unmanly that he hangs out with rapper wannabes, to try to develop "street cred". Too bad no one with cred sings songs like "baby baby baby"...
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"Dammit, Pam, I've seen that, and now I can't unsee it. There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer
I hate him but I like his song "As long as you love me" *ducks* I liked the song before I knew who sang it. I died a lil inside when I found out. *hangs head in shame*
*Crackie is growing up*
And I've never heard of these "rappers" he hangs out with, but don't you get like zero street cred when you're bff with Justin Bieber?
Justin Bieber looks 12 years old to me. He looks like he weighs 100lbs. I don't understand how anyone over the age of 10 finds him attractive.
I didn't read what this article was about, I really don't care, however I just have to say, DAYUM he really is a puny ass little punk isn't he?
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
@Whatever
Where did you get your Avi??? It's so cute!
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