Monday, February 4th 2013
Birthday Sluts
Alice Cooper (65)
Carly Patterson (25)
Bug Hall (28)
Shandi Sullivan (30)
Kimberly Wyatt (31)
Gavin DeGraw (36)
Cam'ron (37)
Natalie Imbruglia (38)
Oscar De La Hoya (40)
Rob Corddry (42)
Gabrielle Anwar (43)
Clint Black (51)
Dan Quayle (66)
George A. Romero (73)
Jerry Adler (84)
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Natalie Imbruglia could surely drag me back over the fence to "that side". Beautiful lady and voice!
De La Hoya is just a squeeky voiced queen waiting for her day on the throne.
Happy Birthday sweet ladies!
HB Alice Cooper and I applaud the fact that on your tour you had Orianthi in the band with you!
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If anyone is going to pee on him it's going to be me.- Nicole Kidman
Alice Cooper is to Marilyn Manson as Madonna is to Lady Gaga.
I hope Dan Quayle sends Sarah Palin a Christmas card and flowers on her birthday every year for letting him off the hook as the right's biggest embarrassment.
Happy Birthday Alice Cooper and Rob Corddry. I hate when Jon Stewart's correspondent's leave to make movies.
Submitted by IsoldeMae on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 11:27am.
I'm also from Alice Cooper's hometown. But I think I'm too young to know much about him.
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That's a bizarre way to think. My 11YO is obsessed with him completely. There is info out there, you know- you can learn about things that happened before you were born pretty easily.
Happy birthday to hot men Clint Black & Oscar DLH. And Vincent Furnier, love him.
Wow Jerry "Hesh" Adler is 84?! As Mr. Soprano would say, "Happy Birthday you old fucking Jew!"
Whamo - yes it is. Cheers.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Damn you for not using a pic from Oscar De La Hoya's Playgirl issue.
Submitted by Deb on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 11:17am.
, and the surprisingly sensitive "Only Women Bleed".
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I read that Deb so I went and youtubed it as I hadn't heard it in a while and ITA it really is a beautiful poignant tune isn't it.
I'm also from Alice Cooper's hometown. But I think I'm too young to know much about him.
HB BIRTHDAY SLUTS
Happy Birthday, Alice! Love "18", "School's Out", "No More Mr. Nice Guy", and the surprisingly sensitive "Only Women Bleed".
We're not worthy!!!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
HB Alice Cooper. We wanted 18 for our graduating class song--but it was banned. He was very controversial in the day.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY little IF! 9 is still a baby IF.
Have a great vacation.
Dan Quayle. He was the Sarah Palin of his time. Hate that fucker and am glad he slinked into oblivion.
Otherwise, happy birthday slores!
My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.
On Clint Black (from the A-List Gossip):
Black, Clint. "Prefers uncut men. He likes playing with the skin and loves to give, not receive." Linked with Lisa Hartman.
happy birfday!
Happy BDay Gavin deGraw & to the miniIF!
I love being a parent, as well. Best job I ever got!!!
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Virtue and Talent are obviously overrated.
Happy Bday Rob Corddry!
HB Alice Cooper. Love it to Death is a great album
fun fact: his father was a minister
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPD1kpURg2E
Oldest Mini Fury is 9 today making me feel old! I know kids aren't for everyone nor should they be but am so happy to have chirruns in my life although parenting is hard sometimes when you're doing it the right way!
See you all mid next week, keep it nice and snarky for me!
IF
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Dark-sided!
" Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer"..William S. Burroughs
hung out with alice once. very cool dude since he quit drinking. love his early stuff. happy birthday sluts!
i thought that 15 was gonna be a breeze................
Happy birthday to Alice Cooper just because everyone else is saying it... I don't like your boring ass 'rock' but hey you're still around so right on!
Dan 'the fucking idiot' Kwail - Whamo beat me to it - Potatoe hahahahahahahaaa!! PLEASE LEAD OUR COUNTRY!
Gabrielle Anwar - don't know you so I googled, you look a bit cock-eyed but have a decent rack and danced the Tango with Al Pacino in Scent of a Woman (OORAH)... so good day to you.
Clint Black - fuck YES. I hate country music, however most of my friends listen to that shit. Out of all the twangy, depressing, backwards ass songs, his were the ones I got laid to the most... so thank you and happy birthday.
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♪♫ I'm gonna tap dat ass,
I got your momma's number in my pocket,
gonna call your momma,
boy, you know I'm gonna,
I'm gonna tap dat ass ♫♪ ~ jacklemore
Happy birthday to one hit wonders Gavin DeGraw and Natalie Imbruglia. Hope those royalty checks are still coming in.
George A. Romero, you're the reason I fear a zombie apocalypse and have zombie nightmares. But you are a genius, so happy birthday.
Oscar de la Hoya, I hope you get some nice lingerie to wear on your birthday. You're an embarrassment. Boo to you.
Love Alice Cooper. I remember when he came to town for the Welcome to my Nighmare tour and my mom wouldn't let me go. ;( bitch was always ruining my fun. Anywhores, HB Vincent - you are still the coolest.
Night of the Living Dead used to truly scare me. Haven't seen it for many years, but I admit - hand to God - I think of the opening scene EVERY time I go to the cemetery to leave flowers for my grandparents! Thanks for that, George Romero, and happy birthday!
Happy B-Day Alice Cooper!!! Not a megafan but the man is a rock 'n' roll survivor for sure. He does a show on the Toronto classic rock station and seems a genuinely friendly and interesting guy.
Happ B-Day Natalie Imbruglia!!! Despite your pedigree with that absolutely retarded Australian sopa opera 'Neighbours' you were certainly one of the most beautiful women ba-buttons' ever laid eyes on back in the day.
Happy B-Day George A. Romero!!! As much as I think you are wrong, wrong, wrong with regards to the fast zombie vs. slow zombie debate (ba-buttons likes his zombies fast - way scarier) there wouldn't be any debate at all if you hadn't basically singlehandedly created the modern zombie movie paradigm.
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Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 10:08pm.
Again, pipe down, Fatty.
Go and waddle to the pantry, stick some cake in your gaping maw and pick some crabs out of your mound and use 'em as sprinkles.
Team#DOGHASCRABS!
Alice Cooper...I saw Alice in the early 80's and it was awesome, fuck Manson, here's your original shock rocker
"Dead babies can't take care of themselves, Dead babies can't take things off the shelf"
Dan Quayle....Potatoe...that is all
George A. Romero...Where would our Zombies be without George, probably the way Vampires went
once Twilight got a hold of them, can you imagine a bunch of Emo Zombies sitting around all doe eyed for the camera!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLAX5vQolNI
Happy Bday Sluts
Happy Birfday to my hometown boy Alice!!! Everybody loves 18 or Schools Out - this is my favorite:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRHrD67VdIg
Happy BD to Vincent Furnier, golf lover, Christian, and nonpolitico.
Lines form on my face and hands
Lines form from the ups and downs
I'm in the middle without any plans
I'm a boy and I'm a man
Happy birthday, Alice Cooper.
Happy Birthday to Alice Cooper and George A Romero!