Hot Slut Of The Day!
John Maucere, the ASL performance artist who stole the show from Alicia Keys and Jennifer Hudson at last night's Super Bowl!
You've never truly seen pictures of amber waves of grain and purple mountain majesties until you've seen them painted by the magical and wondrous arms of John Maucere. While Alicia Keys sang the National Anthem and Jennifer Hudson sang American The Beautiful with the Sandy Hook Elementary School Choir, John brought the lyrics to life and them some. John looked like he was standing on a crystal mountain top and shooting rainbows from his hands as diamond-encrusted unicorns twirled in the sky and pink dolphins did flips in an ocean full of liquid bubbles. When John interpreted the lyric "above the fruited plain," my fruited plain started tingling.
And speaking of amber waves of grain, I'm pretty sure that's the name of John's glorious spray tan shade of choice. This clip of John in action doesn't really do him justice, but his ivory fence teeth and his luscious Eddie Munster hair will still take you to places you've never been before.
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His hair is from the late 80's -- Ray Luca from Crime Story.
Dammit I missed this. I barely watched the SB. Was really disappointed with the humans interuppting the Puppy Bowl. They screwed it up doing that.
My husband & son both looked at me yesterday when this guy was on & said dlisted. baha
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"I think my butt looks too big in these jeans."
I told my husband that this guy was definitely going to be Hot Slut Of The Day.
I am so pleased. He was fancy.
I also saw this guy and thought, "definitely HSOTD."
What's more sad than the fact that 10,000 animals got euthanized today? The fact that because of the ignorance of humans, it will happen again tomorrow. End the cycle. Spay and neuter your pets & please adopt your next pet from a shelter.
sorry DP
Hahahaha! Knew it when I saw him last night he'd be HSotD.
i love this guy. i wish i could've watched him at the halftime instead of the mess on stage. was he interpreting then too? he should have his own separate channel.
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I knew it!! Once I saw him, I knew he would be on Dlisted. He looks like a sleazeball!
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 10:54am.
We had one on Dutch tv interpreting a horse at full throttle on Queen's Day. She really had me in stitches.
I fear I have an infantile sense of humor.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Very hypnotic. Although he looks like he's wearing one of those rubber Ronald Reagan masks.
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 10:47am.
He's the larger-than-life Super Bowl version of an interpreter for the hearing-impaired.
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Electric Feel
Spray tan! Maucere was a little "over" camera ready.
My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 10:36am.
Killjoy!
Truth is, I'm just saying that because I feel terribly guilty for laughing so hard at this.
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Wait a sec, he's not the real thing?
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Not to be a total killjoy, but how many hearing-impaired folks are at the SB itself--three? For everyone at home, why not just use closed captioning?
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Electric Feel
He's better than watching Beyonce whip her fake hair around and gyrate all over the place.
I KNEW this guy would be the Hot Slut!!
I'm slycic!!
lol, about the only part of the game I watched was this guy
Sory, that's a lie, I saw a few highlights of Bey's "Tuesday Afternoon Stripper Extravaganza".
Bitch never fails to impress me with how she can make something already classless and drag it down even further.
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Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 10:08pm.
Again, pipe down, Fatty.
Go and waddle to the pantry, stick some cake in your gaping maw and pick some crabs out of your mound and use 'em as sprinkles.
Team#DOGHASCRABS!
I'm sure the deaf would be first to say that the entire show, including halftime, is close captioned. Believe me, we had it on during Beyonce. This guy would have sure added to THAT.
What the fucking Ommpa Loompa hell was that? Did he toast his face????
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or in Germany with a guitar.
He might do a dance
in shiny black pants,
but at least he can talk to his car.