Panty Creamer Of The Day: Matthew Terry In Calvin Klein's Concept Underwear Commercial

While shoving a pizza and nachos taco (a piece of pizza folded over a mound of nachos) into my eating hole during the Super Bowl yesterday, what I really needed to see was a chonies commercial starring a male model with -25% body fat and abs like a turtle shell. Nothing makes you feel good about the bloated gut hanging over your eatin' pants like a dude who has been in a gym since birf!

Because most of watch the Super Bowl for the sea of bulges, Calvin Klein gave us man nipples and oiled up thighs in their commercial for their Concept Underwear line. More commercials like this, Super Bowl commercial makers! Because after I watch 6'7", 300lb pound dudes stick their faces in each other's butts, I really want to see a half-nekkid and greased up Matthew Terry flexing all ten million muscles in his body. More of this!

And it's a good thing that pizza taco grease doubles as lube.

Posted by: Michael K

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Panty Creamer of the Day

Submitted by loopygorilla on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 4:28am.

Submitted by WithinReason... on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 12:45am.
harrroooos there :)
lol no i havent saved enough yet, i just paid for the airfares, so im outta cash again :P

yes he is fine, what i like is, he isnt manorexic like the other male models these days. i cant stand these emo skin on bones type who live off cocaine.

i like the guys to have meat on their bones.

Submitted by WithinReason... on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 12:45am.

Submitted by loopygorilla on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 11:29pm.
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Yo fooool! HOWAYA? How much you got saved? Enough for you vacay tickets yet? because you been working too hard!! ;p

This boy has plenty of meat and muscle. Just right. mmm mmm Do me Matt.

Dude looking at himself while getting into it. no.

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Submitted by loopygorilla on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 11:29pm.

Submitted by princesspoppy on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 2:40pm.

I banged a guy who looked like this on a vacation fling. It was more intimidating than I'd like to admit (for me to feel as perfect) and his goddamn hip bones were too sharp.

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yah sometimes you need abit of meat on them so it doesnt hurt everytime they grind you, a long long time ago, in the last century, i was an assistant at fashion week and i got to bang a model guy, but he kept looking at himself in the mirror whilst doing it. lol these guys love looking at themselves sooo much, thats why they can look like that, cuz they really really wanna fuck themselves, if they could they would.

Submitted by loopygorilla on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 11:25pm.

holy moly..hubba bubba... there is not ONE ounce of fat on him. reminds me i better get back to the gym after a 1 month hiatus.
as for matthew terry, i would grate cheese on those abs.

Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 11:13pm.

Yes, more gorgeous Matthew Terry! Didn't even see the panties. hahaha

I liked the Coke one with the security cameras as well.

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Submitted by Clam on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 9:44pm.

I love this. Kind of old school, like Herb Ritts.

Submitted by bookworm on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 8:00pm.

Nice face, shame about the body. I hate overdone body/ab sculpting. I think it looks freaky & ugly. I just don't get the whole defined abs schtick. It's creepy. What will they try to define next? Your kidneys, heart, liver, bladder? Gym junkie freaks!

Submitted by Da Truff on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 4:37pm.

I assumed that this ad was only broadcast to homes in the Castro neighborhood of San Francisco...

Submitted by Winnyfranfran on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 4:01pm.

Good lord! Who is this fabulous creature and where can I get one?

Submitted by boredashell on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 3:33pm.

Must watch on the biggest computer screen in house! On a loop! And cracking up at jelliebean's comment: like he's ever allowed to wear underwear. Hahahaha!

Submitted by Sophia.Pehawkins on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 3:30pm.

That was so fucking hot. I don't care what it would be like in real life, I probably don't even want to experience it, but it's so visually appealing.

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"Like the fatal blossom of the graceful jimson weed, I entice with my fragrance, but can provide no succor."

Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 3:29pm.

Is Matthew a homosexual?

Submitted by saltydog on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 3:25pm.

Meh, I'd rather have Justin Smith haha

Submitted by DiamondDogs on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 3:17pm.

Hellllloooooo Matthew.

I bought two pairs of CK cargo pants and they were poorly made and lasted less than a year.

Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 3:11pm.

We think Miss Terry has a ruined asshole. Are there any pics of him presenting hole? If there are....delete them. Discuss.

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Submitted by Sweetas on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 3:06pm.

GOTDAMN!! *licks monitor clean*

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 3:03pm.

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 2:58pm.

LOL Jacko I saw that empty BJ's container when I was raiding your bins this morning.
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Damn things always empty...

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♪♫ I'm gonna tap dat ass,
I got your momma's number in my pocket,
gonna call your momma,
boy, you know I'm gonna,
I'm gonna tap dat ass ♫♪ ~ jacklemore

Submitted by jelliebean on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 3:02pm.

*clicks on commercial again*

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 2:58pm.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 2:56pm.
Or simply cracking open another beer and passing new AA batteries to their girlfriend...

LOL Jacko I saw that empty BJ's container when I was raiding your bins this morning.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 2:56pm.

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 2:53pm.

submitted by rook on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 1:01pm.
I was wondering how this ad would go over with the legions of straight guy viewers.

Cut to legions of straight guy viewers menstruating and sobbing hopelessly into their Ben & Jerry's 2L cookie dough ice-cream.
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Or simply cracking open another beer and passing new AA batteries to their girlfriend...

Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 2:53pm.

submitted by rook on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 1:01pm.
I was wondering how this ad would go over with the legions of straight guy viewers.

Cut to legions of straight guy viewers menstruating and sobbing hopelessly into their Ben & Jerry's 2L cookie dough ice-cream.

Submitted by princesspoppy on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 2:40pm.

I banged a guy who looked like this on a vacation fling. It was more intimidating than I'd like to admit (for me to feel as perfect) and his goddamn hip bones were too sharp.

Submitted by Puppy Love on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 2:35pm.

He's a cutie and the ad was fun to look at.

Of all the ads last night, the only one I wish I could unsee is "The Kiss."

Submitted by Craigypants on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 2:28pm.

More please.

Submitted by Girl about town on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 2:08pm.

take me in your arms and never let me go!

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Don't start none and the'll be none.

Submitted by bambam on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 2:04pm.

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 1:57pm.

*fap fap fap fap....*
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Female chauvinist pig. Disgusting.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgQ-QrCFMjs

Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 2:04pm.

Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 1:36pm.
Not Impressed: Okay, I'm glad you said that. I was going to say it was too homoerotic to appeal to me. (Yeah, I'm not one of those straight women who likes to watch two men bang, either.) But I've been calling everyone gay lately, so didn't want to overdo it.

But, yes.
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HAHA! I'm glad you agree. I was just calling it like it is ;)
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Douchechill!

Submitted by bambam on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 2:02pm.

Submitted by SFRBully on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 1:04pm.

Submitted by tojo on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 12:58pm.

Mmmm, pepperoni lube? You might have something there MK!
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Husband once wondered out loud why they don't make douches in "fragrances and flavors" that men would appreciate, like pizza and nachos.

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You're husband is a genius but tell him I will sue the living daylights out of him cuz I thought of it first, proof being right here on the d last year. My first idea was Massengil bacon flavor douche along with cheeseburger and hickory smoked bbq rib flavor. The only warning was it's not recommended for women with dogs. lmao!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgQ-QrCFMjs

Submitted by BabyJane on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 2:01pm.

I was in a daze for a couple of minutes after that commercial. I tuned out everything.

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I've written a letter to MK...saying...I...love...youuuuuu.

Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 1:59pm.

Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 1:49pm.

LOL. Well Whamo,
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*winks at Pushy* :) :D

Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 1:58pm.

Submitted by bambam on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 1:55pm.

Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 1:45pm.

And don't tell me I'm out of order! YOU'RE OUT OF ORDER!!! YOU'RE OUT OF ORDER!!!

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LMAO!!!

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 1:57pm.

*fap fap fap fap....*

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Submitted by bambam on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 1:55pm.

Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 1:45pm.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 1:11pm.

The objectification of men is really disgusting and leads to a sharp rise in prison rape.
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This objectification of men is disgusting, I'm sick and tired of seeing the "perfect man" thrown in our faces, it makes us regular men feel worthless and ugly.

The is SO TYPICAL of the rape culture women have created and it furthers the oppression of men everywhere

ATICA!!! ATICA!!! ATICA!!!
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I see those commercials and it makes me cringe, it's like I'm invisible, I don't matter. It's an impossible standard to live up to, what kind of message are they sending out to little boys everywhere?

I matter, dammit, I'm a real man, I wear a size 36 waist like a lot of real men so screw you fashion nazis!

And don't tell me I'm out of order! YOU'RE OUT OF ORDER!!! YOU'RE OUT OF ORDER!!!

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgQ-QrCFMjs

Submitted by SFRBully on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 1:49pm.

Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 1:11pm.
The objectification of men is really disgusting and leads to a sharp rise in prison rape.
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This motherfucker needs to let his chest hair grow out and test my gag reflex.

Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 1:49pm.

@Whamo, "I'm sick and tired of seeing the "perfect man" thrown in our faces, it makes us regular men feel worthless and ugly."

LOL. Well Whamo, if I were a betting woman (am),
I'd say a majority of single women would take someone like you over this guy. JMO

Submitted by snowpiece on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 1:47pm.

*rapes Sucky*

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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA

Sucky 12/19

Submitted by PYT on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 1:47pm.

And they didn't let pornhub run their commercial?

Submitted by mitzenmama on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 1:45pm.

The ad reminded me of this guy for some reason:

http://justinjedlica.com/

Submitted by ba-buttons on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 1:45pm.

Sorry ladies, this kid is as gay as a french horn.

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Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 10:08pm.

Again, pipe down, Fatty.

Go and waddle to the pantry, stick some cake in your gaping maw and pick some crabs out of your mound and use 'em as sprinkles.

Team#DOGHASCRABS!

Submitted by guest on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 1:45pm.

Reminds me of that Madonna video but I forget the name of it where the guys are dressed in those black body suits.

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"I think my butt looks too big in these jeans."

Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 1:49pm.

Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 1:11pm.

The is SO TYPICAL of the rape culture women have created and it furthers the oppression of men everywhere

ATTICA!!! ATTICA!!! ATTICA!!!

Submitted by jelliebean on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 1:43pm.

Like he is ever allowed to wear underwear.

Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 1:36pm.

Not Impressed: Okay, I'm glad you said that. I was going to say it was too homoerotic to appeal to me. (Yeah, I'm not one of those straight women who likes to watch two men bang, either.) But I've been calling everyone gay lately, so didn't want to overdo it.

But, yes.

Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 1:35pm.

Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 1:31pm.
He is an admirable specimen, and I'm in awe of how hard he must have to work to get that cut.

But I don't find it sexually attractive. Personally, a guy who's fit is good enough for me. I don't need all the definition and pure hairlessness. I DO need a good sense of humor and solid ethics

Hekki, I don't think it's a wet blanket at all.
You just described the man that most women want, especally for a partner in life.

Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 1:32pm.

As a hetero woman, was I supposed to be turned on by that guy? Way too lean and angular and fake-looking. That commercial seemed to be targeted to the gheys.
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Douchechill!

Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 1:31pm.

He is an admirable specimen, and I'm in awe of how hard he must have to work to get that cut.

But I don't find it sexually attractive. Personally, a guy who's fit is good enough for me. I don't need all the definition and pure hairlessness. I DO need a good sense of humor and solid ethics.

Sorry to be a wet blanket.