Panty Creamer Of The Day: Matthew Terry In Calvin Klein's Concept Underwear Commercial
While shoving a pizza and nachos taco (a piece of pizza folded over a mound of nachos) into my eating hole during the Super Bowl yesterday, what I really needed to see was a chonies commercial starring a male model with -25% body fat and abs like a turtle shell. Nothing makes you feel good about the bloated gut hanging over your eatin' pants like a dude who has been in a gym since birf!
Because most of watch the Super Bowl for the sea of bulges, Calvin Klein gave us man nipples and oiled up thighs in their commercial for their Concept Underwear line. More commercials like this, Super Bowl commercial makers! Because after I watch 6'7", 300lb pound dudes stick their faces in each other's butts, I really want to see a half-nekkid and greased up Matthew Terry flexing all ten million muscles in his body. More of this!
And it's a good thing that pizza taco grease doubles as lube.
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I would never get that lean. Sorry I like eating!
AMIRITE LAYYYDEEEZZZ
Not my cup of tea but better than more ladies with their thrupenny bits out.
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
I was surprised at how slender he looked in between flexes, it seemed like he should have been bulkier. Anyway, the commercial was the same as all the CK panties ads I remember.
The poor model in the Go Daddy commercial looked ill at the end of the kiss. Guess that's why she's a model, not an actress 'cause she sure couldn't act like it was enjoyable.
Need to go look up the Clydesdale commercial!
LOL, my Dad said, "I hope they paid that guy well, cos we don't know where her lips have been".
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Submitted by chewinsmoke on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 1:13pm.
LMAO. It definitely gave a lot of men a now you know how we feel moment.
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
Me: Holy fucking shit. Wow. Jesus.
Mr. Chewi: Oh Jesus Christ, you really think that's hot (as he glances down to his beer belly)?
Me: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSS! Wow.
Mr. Chewi: Shit...(long pause)...babe, you love me, right?
Me: (lol) - you moron.
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
The objectification of men is really disgusting and leads to a sharp rise in prison rape.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
A little too hard and linear for my taste... his body fat is more like 10 percent or less! Eat a sandwich bitch!
A reason to live!
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Don't start none and the'll be none.
Mr Banano - "ummm, he's in really good shape"
I wonder if this lovely creature eats Taco Hell Dorito Tacos?
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by tojo on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 12:58pm.
Mmmm, pepperoni lube? You might have something there MK!
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Husband once wondered out loud why they don't make douches in "fragrances and flavors" that men would appreciate, like pizza and nachos.
Adult book stores have those "body popping candies" which are just stupid effing Pop Rocks, and they can't be used with any type of friction. I thought it was gonna be more like powder.
This bitch is perfect. And I hope this commercial ruined male viewers day!
I love how its now "concept" ad. When I was in advertising, it was called showing the product in its best light. Excellently played, Calvin Klein. (I've always liked the brand. Its ads were always cutting edge....and controversial.) Does the Christian Right object?
My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.
I was wondering how this ad would go over with the legions of straight guy viewers.
This was the best commercial...next to the sweet little horsey one. *still sniveling*
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Mmmm, pepperoni lube? You might have something there MK!
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This commercial and the Go Daddy kissing commercial brought the the level of awkward silence in the room to an all time high in my living room last night lol. Thank you advertisers for catering to the women for once.
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"I was half a virgin when I met him!"
-Mean Girl,Regina George
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 12:50pm.
Best commercial ever.
And of course men bitched all fucking day about how inappropriate it was.
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Exactly. They are all excited to see the sweaty dudes caress each other tenderly after they win the game, though, right?
This ad was kinda surreal in that the model looked like an animated representation of perfection. Is he for reals?
Not as good as Djimon Hounsou's but still an A+
Never owner a pair, but I understand two cycles in the wash and they stretch out to granny panties.
Best commercial ever.
And of course men bitched all fucking day about how inappropriate it was.
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