Why Does Baby Milan Have A Giant Finger For An Arm?
And why do I not have a giant finger for an arm? With a finger arm, you're always giving a bitch the finger.
Almost two weeks after Shakira's truthful hips birthed out her and Gerard Pique's son Milan, they have released the first picture of their baby friend on UNICEF's website and are asking their fans to drop a donation into UNICEF's donation cup. Shah-keeeeeeeee-dah and Gerard attached a note to the picture and that note read:
"We hope that, in his name, other less privileged children in the world can have their basic needs covered through gifts and donations. Thank you for sharing this unforgettable moment with us."
Okay, is Gerard Pique a giant or did Shakira give birth to Thumbelino? Because it sorts of look like Gerard is trying to snort Milan's head and it looks like he can do it.
And damn at Gerard's finger. Dude isn't only hung in the crotch, he's hung in the fingers too.
via UsWeekly
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Love Shaki, bless the baby! Hope you have some more! Go Shakira y su bebe tan bello, mucha salud!
Babies are adorable. Y'all are just a bunch of bitter old cat ladies, watching videos of puppies, kitties, and horsies, like little children in grown-up bodies.
Babies are the bomb! And children are awesome!
Looks like the baby is posing, lol *muah* So cuuuuuute! Kind of a nice touch to draw attention to the charity too.
MK you dirty hor, stop eyeing that big DILF thumb.
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As tiny as that baby's face is, it's nearly as big as the father's Cro-Magnon face.
HAHAHA, that finger-arm!
Love newborns and the light they bring. Congrsts shakira enjoy this precious time. Before they talk back.
That baby is a bundle of cuteness. And I like Shakira.
You guys crack me up. The baby is small because he is a NEWBORN! Obviously the people who think the baby is too small have not had a baby of their own. Once you have your own, you realize how teeny tiny they are! That baby is gorgeous and I am jealous. Wish I could have another. :(
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seriously, why is that baby so small?
Is it premature or something
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"People dont like to donate to poor kids when you and i and a bunch of no names ask them to - they call it socialism." ????
Say wha'? Hellz, nah. Socialism is when the government comes and takes my money and gives it to subsidise NASCAR, Hollywood and unshakeable pensions for bureaucrats (and maybe the occasional person who actually needs help). Folks giving money to charity is good and efficient.
I love that Shaki & her dude did this instead of going the People Magazine route. They know that some weirdo fans will want to send them bedazzled onesies or macaroni art for the nursery walls. Why not gently nudge them to make a little donation, instead? And since regular folks sometimes take their cues from celebs, why not be role models for regular parents who might consider asking for charitable donations instead of registering their kids for silver-plated baby rattles and tacky-as-shit designer crib sheets?
@ Craigypants ,
we live in a cultrue that worships celeb whores. People dont like to donate to poor kids when you and i and a bunch of no names ask them to - they call it socialism. But when a famous person makes the case, they'll do it. Or are more likely to. Gladly. It's sad but it's a fact. She is exploiting that.
I guess I am just happy to see a famous wealthy person do something beside raising more money for herself. Look at kuntrashian, look at beyonce...copyright your kids name? fuck you beyonce.
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I like that she noted the donation route. Many crazy assed fans can and will send celebrities gifts and circumventing that with a mention of charity is a good idea. And she's hardly irrelevant but go 'Merica with the narcissism.
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Awww, preciousness. Not a fan of Shakira or any of those other sub-talented exotic dancers who try to sing (see Rihanna, Beyonce, Britney etc. etc.) but I so want to gnaw on the slobbered cheeksies!!
Well, I guess it beats selling the photo to a Scientology owned publication. (just speculating).
However, I, too am SICK OF CELEBRITY BABIES.
I get impressed when they actually parent them. (It's so damn rare!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.
Submitted by tomahawk on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 2:40pm.
Sometimes it's kind of crazy how quickly people are forgotten - exept they want it that way - in that case it's great.
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I feel the same way with Nicole Kidman and her two adopted kids with Tom Cruise. I saw this article last week and it's like they never happened. It seems sad.
http://ca.shine.yahoo.com/nicole-kidman-and-keith-urban%E2%80%99s-girls-...
Shakira irrelevant? She's had 3 huge worldwide hits in the past couple of years, had the biggest selling single last decade, had an immensely successful Spanish album (selling 500,000+ in France alone) signed one of the most lucrative record deals with Live Nation (reportedly worth $300 million) that only a few artists have done (Jay-Z, Madonna, U2 being the other 3), has had 3 extremely successful worldwide tours (selling out arenas/stadiums in all corners of the world) since her English crossover, has a massive social media presence & is gearing up for another U.S. domination (yes, she's been less successful in the U.S. since Hips Don't Lie - but she's had worldwide success this entire time) by appearing as a new judge on The Voice (replacing Christin Aguilera) & releasing a new album this year...she's anything but irrelevant.
well Gerard is 6'4 and Shakira claims to be 5'2 (I remember her being a bit shorter than that in past articles.
I'll donate if it means that the money will go for a worth while cause -like mandatory birth control for the entire planet.
LMAO that title. Michael K love u. still laughing
Donate money because they had a baby? I think I'll get some Chinese food instead. Cheek of those rich bastards, if you're so happy and blessed with your wrinkly spoilt little shitmachine donate a coupla mill yourself >:(
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Submitted by tomahawk on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 2:49pm.
Submitted by mike on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 2:43pm.
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Maybe I'm "worried" because Xtina is such a mess..
She's definitely the one to worry about is what I meant.
Submitted by mike on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 2:43pm.
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Maybe I'm "worried" because Xtina is such a mess..
Babies are cute until they cry and cry some more. Then I wish they'd go back to where they came from.
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Submitted by tomahawk on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 2:40pm.
Christina's husband had a lot of family connections in the biz, so I wouldn't worry about him.
Submitted by syllieness on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 2:29pm.
The dude looks like Christina Aguilera's ex Batboy
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I second this - which brings me to what I was just wondering: What's up with a) Xtina's son, b) her exhusband c) her?
Sometimes it's kind of crazy how quickly people are forgotten - exept they want it that way - in that case it's great.
Submitted by mike on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 2:21pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 2:20pm.
Another fucking glorified karaoke show?!?
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Yeah, so glorified I can't even remember the fucking name of it.
Cute babeh.
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A Lannister always pays his debts.
Cute babeh.
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A Lannister always pays his debts.
I'm also getting bored of babies but more to the point, "famous" ones. So your parents are well-known, big whoop, you're still a drool/piss/shit machine in expensive threads. Although that's also an accurate description of my ex, hmm.
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@ Bammer.... (edit)
That's how I felt about that damn budweiser commercial. Don't try to play wit mah emoticons you bitches.
*runs outta the room*
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I'm gonna stand beside you on this one Bammer. That Budweiser commercial was the biggest pretentious piece of heart string pulling BS I've had the misfortune of laying my eyes on. I only saw it on youtube this morning and after hearing everyone going on about I expected something better than that obvious "tear jerker" awww...he didn't look at me and I drove all the way to town...OH WAIT..WHAT What is this horse doing running toward me.. LOOK he SEES ME ...I remember you I remember you!!!LOVE ME HORSEE MAN LOVE ME...BAWAHAAAAAAA!!!!
The dude looks like Christina Aguilera's ex Batboy
Well at least the baybay is not being pimped on Us Weekly or OK.
Thank you finger baybay for changing it up.
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Wait, she had a baby and she wants us to donate to UNICEF? Where was she when we kids were collecting all those pennies at Halloween?
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There are 490,000 babies born everyday. Why the fuck is this one any different? I hate celebrities. If I want to donate to UNICEF I will do it by myself, not because some shit machine popped out of a celebrities loins. Thats all.
Shakira is popular in the Latin culture. As Howard Stern learned with Selena, you don't "pfft, never heard of her" and joke about their favorites. I think compared to other celebrity hatchings what they did was quite classy.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 2:20pm.
Another fucking glorified karaoke show?!?
She sure whored out her pregnancy and now this poor baby! :(
Submitted by mike on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 2:16pm.
Submitted by chewinsmoke on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 2:08pm.
Why is Shakira relevant all of the sudden? I can't think of any music she has put out for quite some time. Now all I see is her and her baby.
That's what I was thinking.
As for the baby, I know I'm in the definite minority, but I think newborns are kinda gross. I'd rather see a puppy or kitten any day.
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New host on the new season of that singing show with Adam Levine.
SHAKIRA IS ALWAYS RELEVANT! WTF! did you want another story about fucking Beyonce? :P
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Submitted by bambam on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 2:12pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 2:07pm.
I'M SICK OF BABIES!!!!!!!!!!!!
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That's how I felt about that damn budweiser commercial. Don't try to play wit mah emoticons you bitches.
*runs outta the room*
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Submitted by chewinsmoke on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 2:08pm.
Why is Shakira relevant all of the sudden? I can't think of any music she has put out for quite some time. Now all I see is her and her baby.
That's what I was thinking.
As for the baby, I know I'm in the definite minority, but I think newborns are kinda gross. I'd rather see a puppy or kitten any day. Kids aren't cute until they're a few months old.
Snowy - it doesn't matter the size of the bewb, milk production isn't based on bewbage. *shrugs*
Good luck to you, little feller.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Ugly baby. There, it needed to be said.
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Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 10:08pm.
Again, pipe down, Fatty.
Go and waddle to the pantry, stick some cake in your gaping maw and pick some crabs out of your mound and use 'em as sprinkles.
Team#DOGHASCRABS!
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 02/04/2013 - 2:07pm.
I'M SICK OF BABIES!!!!!!!!!!!!
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That's how I felt about that damn budweiser commercial. Don't try to play wit mah emoticons you bitches.
*runs outta the room*
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Bravo Shakira. Now that is what I call charity and true empathy. She didnt copyright her id's name, she didnt throw a lavish million dollar shower being registered at barney's with swarokski crystal encrusted invitation, no obscene public displays of wealth - just do something good with all that fame for once. They could have easily demanded 10 million for an image but they chose this route. I respect that.
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HAHAHAHAHA! It looks like he has little tentacle arms like an octopus baby! He's like the octopus alien baby from Men In Black! HA! (Note: I'm aware that that's his dad's finger.)
He's quite adorbz though. He has good genetics and I don't think Shaki's had any nose jobs or anything, so even with his parents original faces, he's still golden! I feel bad for some of these celebrity babies (*cough* Kardashians *cough*) that get their parents' original faces and they're kinda fucked.
THIS BAYBAY IS TOO FAT TO BE ALIVE!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
and people make fun of Honey Boo Boo Chile's lil 2 thumbed niece!
Cute baby, I wonder if he gets enough milk from his Mama's small and humble breasts?
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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA
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