Beyonce Quotes Sweet Brown And Kenya Moore At The Super Bowl
Just in case you haven't already seen this on PBS NewsHour or read about it on the front page of today's New York Times, here's Beyonce (at the 1:54 mark) quoting the most prolific philosopher of our time Sweet Brown after performing in BEYONCE: THE CONCERT (featuring the 49ers and the Ravens) on Sunday night. "Lord Jesus is a fahr" is what Basement Baby says every time she puts the blow dryer heat on high and puts it way too close to one of Beyonce's highly flammable lace fronts. Ain't nobody got time for a flaming wig.
Beyonce continued to be a wig-wearing meme-bot by quoting The Real Housewives of Atlanta's Kenya Moore (aka Beyonce's twin). Beyonce said that being on the halftime stage was GONE WITH THE WIND FABULOUS! (at the 1:55 mark)
Now Beyonce just has to say "SMASH! SMASH! SMU-ASH!" and "Backin up backin up backin up" during an interview and we'll know that she doesn't work her acrylics off every second of every minute of every hour of every day of every week of every month of every year like she says she does. We'll all know that she's always looking at shit on the Internet with the rest of us.
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Kenya Moore is so gross. She's constantly talking about how hot she is when in reality she has a man face full of disgusting adult acne, a fake ass that looks like it has been tacked on her body, and the worst personality ever.
Never heard BeyBey use that voice before, lmfao.
They were FIERCE honey. "GONE WITH THE WIND FABULOUS" HA!
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@elanenergy - it just pisses me off as a struggling actor that somebody could win my profession's highest honor for singing one damn song really, really well. There is a world of difference between the work CZJ and Queen Latifa did in Chicago and the shit Jennifer Hudson barffed out in Dream Girls.
I'm pretty sure this has been said dozens of times now but Bey looked terrible. And she kept making terrible facial expressions.
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Who knows how much this bitch payed for the publicity and Superbowl. She is fucking everywhere.
Every fucking channel is Beyonce and the strange part is, she hardly even sang, the show wasn't groundbreaking and last year with Madonna was far better. Why is the media so far up her ass?
Submitted by oceanlover998 on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 5:20pm.
Is this the video you were talking about? It's hard to tell her age in it I think...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWXPl18psZA
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Vigilant Citizen is such bs, talk about fear mongering.
Submitted by miz cynical on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 4:38pm.
I think she's older, too. I could have sworn she was about 20-ish when No, No, No came out, but now when you try to research her age they say she was 16 then. She's 35 if she's a day, and that certainly explains Pillow Baby--at least in my mind.
Submitted by miz cynical on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 4:38pm.
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...hooo gurrrlll! LOOKOUT!!!...
...couldn't agree more that she looks 40ish more than ever...
...I've been searching for years for a tv clip from the late 90s that reportedly shows Beyonce either auditioning or performing on Star Search in 1989 at which time she appeared to be in her mid to late teens...
...if she were 16 at that time, the youngest she would be now is 38 or 39...
...I have never understood her appeal...regardless of People magazine's assessment, she's actually quite plain and although she can sing, there's nothing thrilling or inspiring about her vocals...
...her and what's-hiz-face need to just go away...
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...great VC article on Beyonce...
...didn't watch the SB, but I dislike her even more now, if that were possible...
http://vigilantcitizen.com/vigilantreport/super-bowl-2013-recap-the-illu...
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How stuck on yourself can a person be. she thinks she's all that, her show was boring as hell.
Snowpiece - Dr. Oz just irritates me and that seems to be the only thing that he LOVES to talk about. Freak.
Twat - yeah, I think that she helped him drop some pounds 'cause she's a Pilates instructor or some such crap, but I can't figure out the rest of her appeal. I thought that someone like Alec would've wanted a smart woman, but I guess not? Also, if he's going for the younger wife thing, why not get someone drop dead gorgeous?
Suzy - I made the same comment about Beyonce yesterday. She's supposed to be my age, but when you look at the photos over the years, there's no way in hell that she's not pushing closer to 40 than early 30s. No one has ever truly looked at the timeline of things - like when she should've graduated school, etc. and connected the dots, either. Even taking into account makeup, I didn't look that old when I was in my late teens/early 20s.
miz cynical & Lucie -- and Hilaria is absolutely nothing to look at either. She must be giving Alec some killer rim jobs because she certainly isn't blinding him with beauty or mental brilliance. Oh, yeah, getting knocked up immediately is a killer gold-digging step.
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I'm starting to believe the rumours about Beyonce being way older than she claims. She looks a lot older than 31 (going by the fact that black women age ridiculously well).
Submitted by miz cynical on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 2:56pm.
Why the hell was Dr. Oz there and being interviewed? Is he going around checking stool samples or something for his show?
LMAO!!!!!!!!
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Twatty - yeah, Hilaria has already moved on to Step 2 in the Gold-digging Handbook - get knocked up quickly after marriage for 'insurance'. I saw that coming a mile away, it's a shame that 'ol Alec didn't see it. And no way in hell is this chick almost 5 yrs younger than me!
I saw it before it was gone - I didn't get it, because I don't watch Real Housewives. And considering how educated she thinks she is she shouldn't have said that..... .
Having that said - I'm going to the Amsterdam concert and I'll drive there from Germany and I've never been to Amsterdam before, so I'm already excited.
Also none of my so called friends wanna come see Beyonce.
Yes, she's the most self centered bitch on this planet but this woman is unfortch the best entertainer in Pop Music since MJ and Britney pre 2006.
SHIT! video's already gone
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*FacePalm* MK, you're right. She IS just exactly like Kenya Moore from that Real Housewives mess. Exactly The Same. Save Our Souls! LOL
My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.
Hi Twatty <3 I love the way you throw shade! Seriously, there is no way that dumb bitch is 28. That would make her a year my junior and that is just impossible. "Hilaria" indeed.
Visited my brother in Texas this weekend and noticed a "Blue Ivey School". It's been there longer than the child of Beyonce.
Coincidence?
Jack Donaghy married Toaster Streudel girl from Mean Girls, gross. He looks absolutely mortified when she starts speaking. (42 seconds.)
Lucie -- hey, love! Ugh, I just can't with Baldwin's twat of a wife. First of all, no way is that bitch 28 years old. She's 40 if a day. And WTF kind of outfit is that? She's got a scarf wrapped around her neck, but has a top on that's practically hanging off of her shoulder. And so inarticulate, too. Then again, does a gold-digging whore need to be articulate? He'll end up divorcing her whore ass in a few years anyway. And I just can't with Beyonce's egomaniacal, inarticulate ass either.
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
Why the hell was Dr. Oz there and being interviewed? Is he going around checking stool samples or something for his show?
I loved how much security was around B like she's the damn President or something. Also, the security guy that was tossing 100 lb Maria Menounos to the side like she was a dangerous threat to Beyonce needs his ass kicked. Such a tough guy. Was Beyonce chewing gum during her interview or does she always talk like she has shit in her mouth?
Kenya Moore's head is going to be huge now that Beyonce copied her, ah, quoted her.
Submitted by Girl about town on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 2:48pm.
Yes! It makes me wonder why they waste time interviewing all these fools who can barely string a sentence together. I guess we should count ourselves lucky that this video didn't include any Kardashians.
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Douchechill!
Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 2:23pm.
She must be a big fan of Rape Bowl 2013!!!
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Submitted by veryoldbat on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 2:49pm.
Ray Lewis (the Raven that got all of the press pre-game) was acquitted of murder. Supposedly stabbed someone in a bar fight outside of a club in 2000.
http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/nfl/2013/01/10/ray-lewis-baltimore-...
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there's too much beyonce hate. what has she done that's all that bad?
TR... I thought I was hearing things when the announcer said a player had been acquitted for double homicide. Who is he? Does anyone know the case history?
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Agreed!.
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Don't start none and the'll be none.
Alec Baldwin's wife is an inarticulate moron. So is Beyonce. The end.
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Douchechill!
Beyoncé sure is milking this superbowl performance for all it's worth. Anything to make us forget she can't sing live.
Why would anyone even interview her, you know all she is going to say is" it was fabulous, amazing, inspirational and great! ", I mean this bitch is a broken record. Notice when Kells and Mich were finally asked a question , Beyonce QUICKLY turned all the attention back on HERSELF with that ridiculous Kenya Moore rendition, which was nothing like Kenya Moore!
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Has it been long enough since the Jennifer Hudson tragedy that we are at a point where it is OK again to point out that she sounds "slow" or "mentally challenged" whenever she speaks?
I still crack up at the Sex and the City part where she introduces herself as "Louise from St Louis" because she really went full retard on that line reading to the point that I thought Carrie was participating in a program to give jobs to special needs people.
why didn't anybody tell me a double murderer was playing in the Super Bowl?
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Lord jesus is a fahr? I never heard that expression before
Im chiiling at home laid off, made coffee at home and it taste bitter but it didnt on saturday.
oh Mz. Butch herself is at the game! She must be a big fan of Rape Bowl 2013!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Not impressed until I hear: struttin that ass or I not doing your fucking maneuvers .
She sucks!
Submitted by elmo533 on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 2:03pm.
A friend of mine works in the music industry and he thinks that the whole "Anthemgate" thing was calculated publicity for the half time show.
Is your friend's name Sherlock Holmes? Tell him everyone already knows.
Hilaria Baldwin: "It was amazing! And when destiny's child came out that was amazing! And Beyonce is amazing! It was so amazing!"
Got vocabulary, you brain-dead fucking dimwit?
Glad to see B getting a sense of humor/personality! She used to sound like either a robot or like she barely passed the fourth grade.
And I have so much respect for Jennifer Hudson. I loved her interview and sincerity.
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Girl, you could have done a WAY better imitation of Kenya's "Gone with the Wind fabulous." Speaking of, I LOVE Kenya Moore and her bitchtastic ways.
Oh, and I LOATHE Jennifer Hudson and Alicia Keys. Blech.
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Kenya is such a wack a doodle.
The only good thing about Gone with the wind Fabulous is when George Takei did it on Andy Cohen. Love him.
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
TWIRRRRRRRL!!!!!!
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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA
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Ugh. A friend of mine works in the music industry and he thinks that the whole "Anthemgate" thing was calculated publicity for the half time show. Think about it; before the inauguration nobody really had much to say about B performing and if the whole thing hadn't blown up the show wouldn't have been as big of a deal.
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looks like Beyonce's got more bodyguards then US President.
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.