Tuesday, February 5th 2013

Birthday Sluts

Cristiano Ronaldo (28)
Jeremy Sumpter (24)
Darren Criss (26)
Sara Evans (42)
Michael Sheen (44)
Bobby Brown (44)
Chris Parnell (46)
Laura Linney (49)
Duff McKagan (49)
Jennifer Jason Leigh (51)
Tim Meadows (52)
Barbara Hershey (65)
Christopher Guest (65)
Charlotte Rampling (67)
Michael Mann (70)

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Submitted by Dion flowerboy on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 7:06pm.

HB to slutty slut Christopher Guest love him long time.

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Submitted by Haribo on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 4:40pm.

Happy bd, Cristiano! You're a young, good-looking, talented, ambitious and determined dude. Can't hate on ya.

'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'

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Submitted by winniwins on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 12:47pm.

HB Jeremy Sumpter. Cutest Peter Pan evah!

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Submitted by seaclint on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 11:24am.

Talk about a booty bump, Chrissy!

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Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 11:14am.

If there is a heaven then one day Christiano WILL sit on our face!!!!!!!!!!

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Submitted by Deb on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 10:48am.

Happy Birthday Laura Linney, Christopher Guest, Tim Meadows, & Duff McKagen.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

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Submitted by girlfromipanema on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 10:50am.

I hate that piece of gutter Euro trash Crispy. The least of the reasons being that he dated Kim Kuntrashian. He's a repulsive human being.

HB to Christopher Guest!

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Submitted by super8atefilm on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 10:11am.

Happy Birthday to Jennifer Jason Leigh - consistently good, even with bad material. Happy Birthday to Barbara "Seagull" Hershey - I still cannot watch The Entity. Happy Birthday to Charlotte Rampling - Zardoz... that is all.
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 10:07am.

Sara Evans - I can't stand country music but I love boobs... and yours are amazing. Happy birthday.

Bobby Brown - I have no words to describe what a piece of shit you are... if I did, I still wouldn't say shit and motherfucker that's my prerogative.

Chris Parnell - Snack attack, mother fucker!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SU4-hAfKbh8
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MAN!!!

Duff McKagan - your songs will go down as some of the greatest songs in rock-n-roll... You should be just as proud for attending business school (even though you are supposedly one semester short) and starting your own finance company when prior to GNR you were a high school drop out. You turned out alright but your wife is a mess... and not very attractive but has a great rack so *pass*

Jennifer Jason Leigh - Yo Stacy, how the fuck could you let that piece of shit D'mone cum in you like that? GOSH YOU ARE GROSS, PLEASE JAM THIS UP MY ASS. ~ Mark Ratner

Charlotte Rampling - very attractive lady... breathtakingly gorgeous in your day... *still would*

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Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to gettin pussy" ~ Tupac Amaru Shakur

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Submitted by ba-buttons on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 9:57am.

Happy B-Day Bobby Brown!!! Drugged-out, fucked-up Whitney wouldn't have been have as much fun without this clown. Hey Usher, pay attention, this is you in ten years, albeit your version will be considerably more femme.

Happy B-Day Christopher Guest!! Your trilogy is some of the best cinema in recent memory. I really, really enjoyed your role in "Best in Show" and you got the absolute best out of Eugene Levy and Catherine O-Hara in "A Mighty Wind".

Happy B-Day Tim Meadows!! Funny as hell.

re: Cristiano Ronaldo - A tremendous talent, positively mercurial. That being said he's a childishm, whiny, diving fancy boy who emobodies all of the elements that North Americans hate about soccer.

Moreover, how many World Cups has Portugal won since Crissy showed up? ZEROOOOO

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Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 10:08pm.

Again, pipe down, Fatty.

Go and waddle to the pantry, stick some cake in your gaping maw and pick some crabs out of your mound and use 'em as sprinkles.

Team#DOGHASCRABS!

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Submitted by chinchilla on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 9:51am.

happy birthday to the six fingered man!

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Submitted by annobanano on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 9:35am.

Duff McKagan - yes please!!!!

http://www.thenervousbreakdown.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/duff.jpg

So I've got a thing for gristly rockers - there are worse things in life!

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Submitted by que cochina on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 9:35am.

Charlotte Rampling really took chances in her acting career and often played deeply troubled women quite skillfully. Happy birthday Ms Rampling.

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Submitted by Dawn Davenport on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 9:34am.

Why do I have the feeling that he's had many balls bouncing on his ass before?

Lots of bday talent today: Laura Linney, Barbara Hersheybar, Chris Guest, etc.

My favorite JJL role is Allison Capaletti in Easy Money. "I want to Julio, but I keep hearin my faddah's voice"

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Submitted by loopygorilla on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 9:14am.

a number of guys have visited that attraction.

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Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 10:00am.

Pop that ass, Cristiano, girrrrrrrrrrrrrrl!

Jeremy Sumpter is all grown up and has turned in to a lovely lesbian.

Duff Mckagan because of that attention whore of a show your wife was on, I knew other people besides Axl Rose and Slash where GNR

Tim Meadows = http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UKXIKqgMSM
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson

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Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 9:01am.

pop it honey!!!

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.

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Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 9:01am.

Michael Sheen....Great actor, really liked him in Underworld and Frost Nixon

Bobby Brown...He's a fuckup but he took WAY more shit that he ever should have for fucking up Crack Head Houston's career.

Laura Linney...I really like this chick, she was great in The Squid And The Whale

Duff McKagan...solid bass player, I give anyone credit for surviving G&R at the height of their game, that must have been a mad house

Jennifer Jason Leigh….. Another great talent, Last Exit To Brooklyn being one of my favorites

Tim Meadows...he was funny in The Dewey Cox Story, "and you never once paid for drugs not once" I loved that movie, funny as helll.

Christopher Guest...super talent, Spinal Tap, Best in Show, Waiting for Guffman, A Mighty Wind..I mean come, and one of those would have been great but all of them!?

Happy Bday Sluts

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Submitted by letinstar on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 8:52am.

i can see cristiano's panties through his pants...
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Submitted by dementa on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 8:47am.

Ever since I subjected myself to the Twishite movies, I have fallen in love with Martin Sheen. He's the only actor good enough to take what he has and think, "Fuck it. I'm not going to act. I'm going to just act like a lunatic, and people will accept it!"

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