Wednesday, February 6th 2013

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For February 5th!

"Hey man, isn't that Steve Tyler?"

"Nah, I think it's Liv Tyler."

"Whatever man, I cried at the end of Armageddon"

"Yeah, me too bro!" - Homeless J

Runners-up:

White Oprah scoffed at reports that her daughter wasn't staying at a reputable hotel - she is - White Oprah just didn't say exactly WHERE in the Beverly Hills Hotel Lindsey was staying. - crankenstein

Tan "Mom" was nearly busted in the men's room at XL, but quickly thought to re-tuck and sit down when "she" heard someone coming. - turnelbup

How do you know when you've hit rock bottom?
When urinal the wrong places. - Dawn Davenport

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Homeless J's picture
Submitted by Homeless J on Wed, 02/06/2013 - 2:05pm.

"That reminds me ... your seminar on the theory of reversed directional gravity flow in the realm of fluid dynamics ... as it related to quantum particle flushing of solid radioactive matter ... was bang on dude!

"Thanks man!"

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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 02/06/2013 - 12:09pm.

congrats to all the winners!

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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA

Sucky 12/19

Deb's picture
Submitted by Deb on Wed, 02/06/2013 - 12:07pm.

Wow! Congrats to all! Genuinely inspired captions!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

turnelbup's picture
Submitted by turnelbup on Wed, 02/06/2013 - 11:09am.

Thanks, MK!!! Congrats winners! Some major LOL shite...

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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles

Submitted by spilledmilk on Wed, 02/06/2013 - 9:49am.

Loved them all! Congrats :D

OurMissC's picture
Submitted by OurMissC on Wed, 02/06/2013 - 9:40am.

These are all awesome! Congrats!

"...sometimes sucking on the same dick gets real boring." - MK's eloquent cousin

RandéSleepover's picture
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Wed, 02/06/2013 - 9:33am.

LOL @ Homeless J's.

Submitted by vwoolf on Wed, 02/06/2013 - 9:24am.

Aubrey Ho'Day poops in a urinal.

fuzzy_wuzzy's picture
Submitted by fuzzy_wuzzy on Wed, 02/06/2013 - 8:51am.

The Jersey Shore version of the Great White Way

Submitted by snatchfreeze on Wed, 02/06/2013 - 8:50am.

Golden Tower

Strepsi's picture
Submitted by Strepsi on Wed, 02/06/2013 - 8:47am.

One in the pink, and two in the stink.

Strepsi's picture
Submitted by Strepsi on Wed, 02/06/2013 - 8:19am.

When the home-schooled turn 21.

Submitted by neophoenix on Wed, 02/06/2013 - 4:51am.

After a usual night of Beer Pong, Loosey Lohan awoke to find her coochie urinal-puck fresh.

Jintess's picture
Submitted by Jintess on Wed, 02/06/2013 - 4:43am.

And the third guy was wondering why the phone was ringing. He picked it up and all he heard was "No seven days warning for you, bitches"
The police are still scratching their heads.

Chris Knight's picture
Submitted by Chris Knight on Wed, 02/06/2013 - 4:22am.

LADY GAGA HAS JUST REACHED THE EDGE OF GLORY

Stoney's picture
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 02/06/2013 - 1:45am.

Tinkle tinkle little whore

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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."

Homeless J's picture
Submitted by Homeless J on Wed, 02/06/2013 - 1:40am.

"Hey, can one of you guys hold my Busch?"

Submitted by Whaaaaat on Wed, 02/06/2013 - 1:32am.

Even TLC gave the thumb's down when they saw the pilot to the newest reality show, American Pissers.

jellin76's picture
Submitted by jellin76 on Wed, 02/06/2013 - 1:21am.

After hooking up with Lindsay Lohan in the bathroom at Chateau Marmont, one of the guys from Insane Clown Posse was overheard saying "Now that was some insane clown P*SSY!"

Rose Lizenberg's picture
Submitted by Rose Lizenberg on Wed, 02/06/2013 - 1:13am.

Poor Michelle Williams didn't even get a dressing room at the Super Bowl.

Submitted by bernie_bunny on Wed, 02/06/2013 - 12:51am.

Unfortunately, 3 of the Palin kids took their publicist's idea to stage a Kardashian-inspired Christmas card too literally.

Ashton Cruz's picture
Submitted by Ashton Cruz on Wed, 02/06/2013 - 12:09am.

(((clink clink))). Super Rape Powers....Activate!!!!

Homeless J's picture
Submitted by Homeless J on Wed, 02/06/2013 - 12:06am.

"Hey man, isn't that Steve Tyler?"

"Nah, I think it's Liv Tyler."

"Whatever man, I cried at the end of Armageddon"

"Yeah, me too bro!"

Eileenie McMeanie's picture
Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 11:40pm.

Hold up, guys! you mean you were kidding about Scorceses meeting me in thr loo for a role?

Submitted by GlitterKitty on Sat, 07/23/2011 -
Is playing a cunt on the internet as satisfying as wanking into your mum's nightie? Because something tells me you'd know all about that.

Dawn Davenport's picture
Submitted by Dawn Davenport on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 11:38pm.

The Camden Square Museum of Modern Art has unveiled their latest exhibit, "The Last Supper of Amy Winehouse"

Dawn Davenport's picture
Submitted by Dawn Davenport on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 11:20pm.

Have I got news for you! Are you shitting down?

Dawn Davenport's picture
Submitted by Dawn Davenport on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 11:17pm.

How do you know when you've hit rock bottom?
When urinal the wrong places.

Homeless J's picture
Submitted by Homeless J on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 11:17pm.

"Which reminds me ... thanks for the iPad mini."

"No problemo, dude"

Submitted by City Barbie on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 10:55pm.

When JWOW's water broke.

Submitted by City Barbie on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 10:50pm.

Unbelievable bro!! Next 2 rounds are on me!- Taylor Swift's next boyfriend wins a bet with a friend that Taylor reserves a urinal for herself in every mens' room in every city on her tour so they can "always pee together."

Submitted by City Barbie on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 10:36pm.

When White Oprah finally quits tormenting toddlers and catches up with Lindsay she's gonna be pissed that the party started without her.

PeggyOlson's picture
Submitted by PeggyOlson on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 10:00pm.

It's nice to see Linsey Lohan is straightening her life up after her latest court appearance.

"I'm worried that every time I hurt your feelings that you're gonna start drinking again." Peggy Olson, Mad Men

PeggyOlson's picture
Submitted by PeggyOlson on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 9:59pm.

Sex Education in Texas: The new brochure highlights that booze, tattoos and toilets get you pregnant.

"I'm worried that every time I hurt your feelings that you're gonna start drinking again." Peggy Olson, Mad Men

PrettyHateMachine's picture
Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 9:39pm.

Matching sleeves aren't the only thing these guys share..

Mani6's picture
Submitted by Mani6 on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 9:39pm.

Not everyone watched the halftime show, in fact Katy Perry was seen mumbling something about this is the part of me?

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If anyone is going to pee on him it's going to be me.- Nicole Kidman

Anita Bidet's picture
Submitted by Anita Bidet on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 9:37pm.

Demi Lovesvodka tapes another public service announcement for Disney warning against excessive alcohol consumption

christine the hoff's picture
Submitted by christine the hoff on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 9:30pm.

giving Golden showers another meaning.

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You might find The Hoff in a bar
or in Germany with a guitar.
He might do a dance
in shiny black pants,
but at least he can talk to his car.

Submitted by mightycornflakes on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 9:22pm.

Bridge over troubled Whore

LargeMarge's picture
Submitted by LargeMarge on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 9:18pm.

Lindsay's idea of an intervention.

Submitted by mightycornflakes on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 8:58pm.

Whatever caption wins, I'm going to pretend Oprah is reading it as a voiceover.

P.T.Bull's picture
Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 8:52pm.

Not funny, but this is lilo for sure. IF it was kardassian, we would not even be able to see the urinal under her ass.

Submitted by ling1 on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 8:51pm.

"How did I celebrate the Superbowl? Oh, you know, just a quiet night in with Max and a dear friend. I'm really such a homebody these days." -LiLo

Submitted by Twatslove got2 ... on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 8:42pm.

'...shits just too good to be true...'

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Submitted by atlantapug on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 8:41pm.

That awkward moment when "Pouring one for my homies" became "Pouring 2 for my number 2" at the Ravens' afterparty.

**When the world slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry walls.**

Homeless J's picture
Submitted by Homeless J on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 11:43pm.

"Ok, for another round, my girlfriend will now make the label disappear up her @##, regurgitate it, and put it back on her beer bottle, using nothing but her tongue."

"What, man? Not the 'Adam's Family' tri-fecal? I'ze got to see that, you sick bastard. You're on again, for a tird time! Say, does she have a sister?"

Homeless J's picture
Submitted by Homeless J on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 8:19pm.

"Well I'll be dammed. There's 'Mr. John Adams' ... looking good as ever ... and dam, there's the white puck, back again too! Cheers, you lucky man."

Learned One's picture
Submitted by Learned One on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 8:04pm.

Mistaking her for Lindsay, two Super Bowl revelers cheer on Gaga as she comes to the sad realization that even a Clydesdale is relevant than she is.
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Submitted by TFBuckFutter on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 8:01pm.

You bastards. Where'd you get a picture of my wife?

BernardProfitendieu's picture
Submitted by BernardProfitendieu on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 8:02pm.

VIP room at The Republican National Convention

loozer's picture
Submitted by loozer on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 8:00pm.

The Holy Trinity of The Jersey Shore: The Guido, The Juicehead and the Tinkling Skank

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♫I am smitten, You know me (yeah, you know me)
I could be your Frankenstein, My crush with eyeliner...♫

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