Don't Ever Flip Off Judge Jorge Rodriguez-Chomat
It only took an "adios" and a middle finger for 18-year-old Penelope Soto to learn that Judge Jorge Rodriguez-Chomat is not the one and he will screw with your life just because he can.
HuffPo says that Penelope Soto stood in front of Judge Jorge in a court room in Miami-Dade County on Monday after she was arrested on Sunday night for admitting that she was high on Xanax when she crashed her bike. Penelope was charged with possessing several bars of Xanax (cut to me picturing delicious candy bars made with Xanax). It should've been a regular boring court hearing, but shit got serious when Penelope kept giggling and Judge Jorge wanted to let a trick know who holds the gavel.
Judge Jorge asked Penelope if she owns anything and she said she owns a lot of joorees. Judge Jorge wanted to know about how much her entire jewelry collection was worth and after Penelope kept giggling instead of answering his questions, she said, "Like Rick Ross."
Penelope is giving me serious Rhonda from Freeway vibes in that video and she looks like she's fucked up on E or meth or something, but maybe she was just nervous. Judge Jorge asked her if she was on drugs and she said no. Judge Jorge set her bond for $5,000 and waved her away. Penelope said "adios" and sashayed away. Wrong move. That "adios" sat a little too hard on Judge Jorge's last nerve. He summoned Penelope back and upped her bond to $10,000. Penelope's eyeballs nearly escaped out of her sockets as everyone in the court room gasped.
Penelope wanted to be the one throwing the last punch in that fight, so she flipped the judge off while walking away. Judge Jorge summoned her back and when she answered "yes" to the question "Did you say, fuck me?" he traded his gavel for a chancleta and slapped her ass down by sentencing her to 30 days in jail for contempt.
Game over.
My only question is where is the petition for Lindsay Lohan to stand in front of Judge Jorge, because I'm pretty sure that's a show we all want to see.
via Reddit (Thanks, Melissa)
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Sucky Honey... Hand over the Xanibars to LaChay..and let's get you a lemonade.
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
I had no abuelita, but I had a tough Irish grandmother who wouldn't stand to be flipped off. It makes me grateful I got in trouble with her before it got to the point of getting in trouble with the law.
elanenergy, HuffPost answered my questions (mostly):
1) A 2mg pill is called a "bar" because of its shape.
2) She had 26 of them.
3) She didn't have a prescription.
I'm still wondering how a bike accident lead to her getting searched and found in possession of a controlled substance without a prescription....unless she fell on her ass and the pills rolled out, or she was so obviously effed up that she got the bicycle version of a DUI...
call me Det. La Negresse!
I'm off, have a good day, all.
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God don't like ugly.
I'm not a lawyer, but was she arrested for having Xanax illegally? Maybe operating a vehicle while impaired? And what are 'bars' of Xanax? My daughter was briefly on Xanax, that shit is nothing to play with. I took a half of one after having an extremely stressful day dealing with major issues. I woke up 18 hours later.
Submitted by vsminimoose on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 5:07pm.
Is he just supposed to pretend he's the parents of this girl and do nothing?
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*applause*
I'm sure this judge sees all kinds of foolery. Gotta draw the line somewhere.
Sarah Smile
Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 5:09pm.
She is in trouble for possession of a controlled substance not prescribed to her. It doesn't say how much so it could be enough for intent to sell...
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Submitted by vsminimoose on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 5:07pm.
What would you prefer? What was he supposed to do? Miss gigglepuss told him to f himself....then flipped him off. Is he just supposed to pretend he's the parents of this girl and do nothing?
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IMO he shares blame for letting it escalate to that point. "Bye bye" / "Adios" sounds to me like a reasonable exchange. He should have let it go, or if he needed to call her back then just caution her about respect in court, a place she's probably only seen on TV, don't double her bond for a bike accident with no priors.
Televised Revolution: FUNNY. I agree. You're confusion demonstrates your thoughtfulness. If homegirl here was carrying a "block" of Xanax, she would have to be a drug mule. No physician (credible) would prescribe more than say 20 at a time....especially to someone this young. Is my opinion, anyway. (What is a BLOCK of Xanax, anyway?)
My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.
We have a couple of generations of people who have no respect for themselves, the law or anyone else. I feel bad for this girl for the fact that she's strung out and has made bad life choices. Nobody has time to coddle these kids and make sure their self esteem is intact. The world is a cold, cruel place, and when you're in front of the judge, he is god of that courtroom.
We just had to fire our high school intern today. Kid had a rough life, I mean rough. But dammit if she isn't one of the smartest kids I've seen in awhile. We gave her chance after chance. We offered to help her in any way possible and she blatantly chose to break a serious rule. That was her choice and now she has to live with the consequences. Actions have consequences, and too many of these damn kids don't get that. They think life is a game and society is entitled to love and affirm them. Get your affirmation from inside, pull up your big girl pants and get it together, we don't have time for this shit.
Oh Florida it's always you! This is the same bratty behavior of Lilo. She's on drugs, won't answer his questions, laughs at him, swaggers, flips her hair and then flips him off. Exactly the same behavior that gets Lilo off. Someone needs to send this clip to Lilo's judge and say do your job and get her off the streets.
Ha-ha-ha all the way home! I've seen some pretty shady antics in court before but this takes the cake! Hey Fancy, enjoy the pokey for the munf'!
wait, i just read the post:
she had no priors, and she is in jail because she got into a bike accident?
what, did they find Xanax in her bag, and t wasn't prescriber to her, or what? did she damage the Xanax?
clearly she's a little idiot who doesn't know how to act in court, but what the fuck is she even in there for?
*"mom" instincts wrestle with "stupid kid" observations, all tangled up with "civil liberties" questions*
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Submitted by Secret Original on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 4:59pm.
Not sharing the love for this judge. His "bye bye" made her "adios" sound several shade less inappropriate. Yes, she's an idiot, but he's an asshole who enjoys too much his power over idiots.
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What would you prefer? What was he supposed to do? Miss gigglepuss told him to f himself....then flipped him off. Is he just supposed to pretend he's the parents of this girl and do nothing?
Submitted by TexnDoc on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 4:58pm.
Why does she have to be told that? I have never been in trouble with the law and I know to behave and not be disrespectful to the judge.
I also know that if my mother saw me acting like that she would have busted down the plexi glass and beat my a** before the judge would even get a word in.
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A late great-uncle of mine was a judge, and he was (in)famous for making you leave the courtroom if you weren't appropriately dressed. Shorts and t-shirts were out the question.
Not sharing the love for this judge. His "bye bye" made her "adios" sound several shades less inappropriate. Yes, she's an idiot, but he's an asshole who enjoys too much his power over idiots.
I have no patience for dumb asses trying to be all smart and shit. Pinche putita got what she deserved. Bitch thought she was a cute lil payasa, but Judge Santa put her in her place. For chrissakes maybe she'll actually learn bad choices have negative consequences.
Submitted by Biht Chi Whon on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 4:53pm.
Speaking as a Latin woman, I will say that is one dumb ass ghetto ****
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Yes, her home had no abuelita and no Papi.
I watched this 30 times yesterday. I love a hanging judge. That being said you have to wonder who counseled her ahead or if she was even counseled. I've had brats like her in my line of work and damn if they ever spouted off to me. Was she told she had to behave and he was Dios at least for today?
I'm guessing her JooRee collection that she speaks of is valued at over $15 at a pawn shop... consisting of several 14K gold plated personalized name necklaces and knuckle rings.
bugeyed little snot.
I love how she tells the judge she ain't going to wherever she said. Uh, yeah, you are. You are in custody, boo boo.
Also, I totally love this judge. We need more lie him. Can we all put in together and send Lilo on vacation to Miami?
What a disrespectful little bitch! And cut your nasty ass stringy hair.
When a Florida Judge starts dishin' out some Texas' Judge justice, it's a good Tuesday for me!!! Little snot girl here can sells her joore for her Rick Ross-style bond. Excellent Move From the Bench!
My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.
Ladies, if that were us, our legs would suddenly give up and our heart would stop beating because we would simply be on the floor DEAD WE WOULD DIE WE WOULD FREAKIN DIE LADIES OH MY GOD WE WOULD JUST FREAKIN DIE!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Speaking as a Latin woman, I will say that is one dumb ass ghetto spica.
Senor judge gave her what her giggling pea-brained self deserved.
Wow this little bitch thinks she is soooooo cute doesn't she? Giggling, playing with her hair. Yeah, jail is soooooooo funny. Ruining your life? HILARIOUS. Sociopath.
Jeebus I weep for our future.
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
HAHA! Punk ass kid.
EDIT: TBS is playing reruns of Cougar Town; GOOD LAWD Courtney Cox has had a lot of work done! She can hardly smile anymore.
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"Somewhere, Jennifer Love Hewitt is vagazzling the words "FUCK MY LIFE" onto her crotch while deep throating a Pillsbury cookie dough roll".--MK
*swoooooooon* haaaaaaahaaaaa! Ha! Ha! Ha!
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The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
Does she think she's the next contestant on Let's Make a Deal?
Why the FUCK can't Lindsay ever get a crotchety old judge like this.
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"Bye, Whore" -MK
The judges are real tough guys when it comes to the poor losers who are lawyered up with public defenders.
But when Lindsay Lohan says "Shit" they say "How much and what color?"
30 days is a small price to pay for international notoriety!
A feel good story!
I love this judge's accent. I wish he'd lift his robe so we can see sizemeat.
CONTEMPTUOUS
ADIOS, BIATCH.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ic7KH1PpbMY
this is for her!