Foot + Rose Tattoo = Class Personified
You probably already shook your head at the dim-brained trick who let that infamous Russian tattoo artist give her the worst facial ever by allowing him to ink his name onto half of her face. Bitch let him do this just 24 hours after meeting him, because she thinks their love is eternal. The only thing that will be eternal is her debt after she pays thousands of dollars to try to get that mistake lasered off of her face. But anyway, that leads me to another tattooed work of beauty...
After John Travolta caused the Super Bowl blackout by blowing a fuse when he plugged his travel-sized vibrator into a socket in the men's bathroom, Jenny McCarthy got a tattoo while waiting for the game to start up again and she tweeted (via UsWeekly) the end result to all her followers. This busted tattoo would've never happened if Jenny slapped down tattoo needles the same way she slaps down vaccination needles. That rose tattoo looks like something a 16-year-old circa 1989 would get in her friend's garage after she got drunk on wine coolers. I bet Warrant was playing when Jenny got that tattoo. If the tattoo you want to get looks like the wallpaper border in somebody's grandma's powder room, think twice before getting it.
Even Bradley Cooper wouldn't slap his peen on Jenny's foot.
Here's Jenny at a pre-Super Bowl party with Kendra Wilkenwhatever in New Orleans over the weekend.
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Hey, peeps!
VOB -- oh, fuck me, really? I can only imagine how sophisticated that's going to be, huh?
little_rascal -- you just know she's the dirty type whose twat smells horrible. I know, I'm going there, but you know she's filthy. Her multiple STDs create a heady scent.
I hate how she always has her gaping maw always hanging open (thumbnail #6). Must be all those dicks she always has stuffed in there.
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
Is there a vaccination against Jenny?
Hahaha,"looks like the wallpaper border in somebody's grandma's powder room" totally reminded me of my MIL (the crazy delusional bitch who idolized Lance Armstrong) and her gross powder room. It's tiny but totally overdone in fake gold fixtures and wallpaper with a large furry plastic rose in a vase standing in the corner right near where your knees hit when you sit down to take a shit. The rose is open in full bloom with a plastic dew drop on the leaf. This room is so tiny and overheated and always smells like this cloying rose air freshener she sprays all over it. *gag* I expect it's what the elevator to hell will smell like.
Submitted by veryoldbat on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 12:13pm.
Twatty... Rose Hoof McCarthy just signed with VH1 for her own show...
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HOLY SHIT YES!
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"I ain't a killer but don't push me
Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to gettin pussy" ~ Tupac Amaru Shakur
Nice feets. That's about all I can say about her and her anti-vax self.
yes honey! Spending lots of money on a tattoo that maybe 1 other person will see is EXCLUSIVELY a fish based phenomenon!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
What! That's UGLY. I'd rather be hangin' with Mel Gibson and Gerard Butler than with this.....decision impaired slore.
My vision of world peace: a chicken in every pot, and pot for all us chickens...and weasels.
Who the fuck puts that tattoo on their foot? Almost every girl back home got their roses inked on their inner thigh. A few on their cleavage. It's gotta be somewhere that you have an excuse to where slutty clothes "only because I want to show off my rose tattoo which I got to honor *insert dead relative/friend/pet* and it's really special to me".
Twatty... Rose Hoof McCarthy just signed with VH1 for her own show... Just to make your day.
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
*goes to put skank traps in front of house*
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Has anyone clicked on the MK's "facial tattoo link! 24hrs she now a dude and puts THAT on her face WHT is WRONG with people. Her parents must be freaking out!!!!
I totally keep forgetting that I got my dragon fly done on my back over a year ago (I never see it)until that every once in a while I catch a glimpse of it in the mirror.
*twirls hair*
I don't know anyone who would wear the same piece of jooree for the rest of their life (except wedding ring), yet people can't get enough tattoos. I don't get it.
"...sometimes sucking on the same dick gets real boring." - MK's eloquent cousin
Everyone! Look at MEEEE!!!
Ugh. Go. Away.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Tue, 02/05/2013 - 12:00pm.
I can only imagine what her dirty hoof smells like!
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Twatty, why are you doing this to us??? *cries*
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.
That's what happens when the beer (or vodka/whiskey/gin) makes the wise decision for you.
I can only imagine what her dirty hoof smells like!
Deb -- IKR? Sorry, but Jenny is one of those people that brings out the tiger in me; I can't stand the bitch!
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
GG , I sent Holly to your house.
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
I would love to drive her slow in the driveway...
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"I ain't a killer but don't push me
Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to gettin pussy" ~ Tupac Amaru Shakur
Twatty, don't go all "softie" on us! ;)
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Ouch, that must have hurt like a bitch.
Kendra has the fakest smile ever.
Two ugly, horse-faced, stupid, STD-infested bitches.
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
Those cutaways on Kendra's dress... If your knickers are plainly visible, that's prolly too much exposure.
Its sad when bimbos from the past do things to get attention...what's Holly doing today?
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
ps that dumb Russian bitch!!!!!!!
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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA
Sucky 12/19
This trick. I'd say "call me when she does porn" but I could care less about that too.
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Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 10:08pm.
Again, pipe down, Fatty.
Go and waddle to the pantry, stick some cake in your gaping maw and pick some crabs out of your mound and use 'em as sprinkles.
Team#DOGHASCRABS!
When will these women learn that fillers under the eyes are as obvious as a bad toupee?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
LOL, snowy! I think the person who did her tattoo was very autistic too!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
she is far too old for this fuckery
I think she must suffer from The Autism
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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA
Sucky 12/19
She fucked with her face too much. She looks like Joycelyn Wildenstein fucked a scream mask and she was the result.
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Thumb 1 is what Lindsay and Dina think/wish they looked like. Which is sad because they still look like a sort of broke down mother-daughter fetish tag team.
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I swear, sometimes good dick is a thing of evil. - Michael K 1/16/13