Jennifer Love Hewitt Singing In A Two-Piece vs. Miguel Having Fake Sex With An Imaginary Trick
Above is Jennifer Love Hewitt popping the Vajazzle gems off of her crotch while singing "I'm A Woman" in a promo for the new season of The Client List. Below is singer Miguel putting an imaginary condom on his imaginary 12" dick before hitting an imaginary trick from the back in front of a bunch of people who are probably wondering what in "mime act gone wrong" hell are they watching.
If you only had to watch one, let me help you by asking you a question. Would you rather watch Jennifer Love Hewitt try to retrain herself from tackling one of the back-up dancers and forcing him to propose to her or would you rather watch Miguel prove that some bottoms just shouldn't try to top.
I say go with Miguel, but you know it is missing something. I am really disappointed that Miguel didn't pull out his imaginary foot long, rip the imaginary condom off and then fap out an imaginary cum shot on the imaginary ass cheeks of his imaginary trick. Bitch needs to commit or keep his imaginary dick in his pants.
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her one saving grace- Hey, a least I don't look like Lohan...
"Just look at all the fucks I give!"
And that Miguel video was disgusting. I'm embarrassed for him.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
I have no idea who Miguel is. But JLH is looking good. Great body and she sounds okay, too. I'd actually rather watch/listen to her than Christina Aguillera.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
at least he put a condom on first.
So, I'm confused. This is the first I've ever seen/heard of Miguel.. but you're telling me there are people who've seen him and who don't know that he's gay?
PS- I actually felt a pang of sadness for JLH when watching a gay man simulate anal sex did more for me than watching her slither and writhe and affect every posture of clichéd female sexuality. All that effort and she's still a dud in the bedroom.. how lonely.
What.
I do appreciate his commitment to preventing pregnancy and the spread of disease with his imaginary tricks.
On that subject, the photographer who shot my daughter's portrait is now in jail for spreading HIV. So whenever I see those pictures of my daughter on the wall at home and at my parents', I think of AIDS. Thank you, L*s Pr*ngle.
Twerky, but honest.
Love,
Mabel
ha i like it.
JENNIFER LOVE HECKIT....
Submitted by Parablesower on Wed, 02/06/2013 - 9:35pm.
I am telling my age now, but I remember when JLH had a song and video out called, "How Do I Deal." It was nothing to write home about, but not terrible.
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Well, I'm going to grab a bag of Werther's Originals and sit on the porch with you, because I remember that song AND I've been watching Party of Five on streaming Amazon. Her character was super annoying. Julia was my favorite. And in hindsight, Griffin was sort of, um, slow.
miguel sounds just like trey songzzz and all the other ones, with that Shaggy "It wasn't me, i didnt take a shit on the carpet" voice.
Could this be the guy who forgot the name of her tits?
For those that asked, this is who Miguel is:
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OHtEc7wHJas
I love this guy, too:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uV2kWGSFYXM
Who the fuck is Miguel?
Dang, y'all are acting like JLH was in Mama June territory. I don't think she was ever what I would consider 'fat'. She was no size 2 of course, but she wasn't fat. She is short.not everyone is Twiggy.
Whoever thinks JLH can sing must be absolutely deaf. She's shrieky, whiny and weak-voiced. She pushed her crappy "muzik" on every forum she's in, every movie, every show.
I'm glad she got her weight down, she was getting pretty big there for awhile, must've gotten lipo and gastric bypass, she's much smaller.
Submitted by Girl about town on Wed, 02/06/2013 - 6:42pm.
Ooh he looks like a selfish lover
you gots to lick it before you stick it
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who the fuck is miguel? wow im old cuz i dunno who that is.
that performance was laughable, he has probably practised that infront of the mirror. typical guy who loves himself too much. if he could, he would fuck himself. you can tell he is that type.
I honestly don't mind JLH and her song isn't all that bad--but she looks disturbingly like Heidi Fleiss in the beginning of that video.
I am telling my age now, but I remember when JLH had a song and video out called, "How Do I Deal." It was nothing to write home about, but not terrible.
I can forgive Miguel a lot for Adorn. I have to sing and dance in the car whenever it comes on, while driving of course.
We're going to give you a fair trial- followed by a first class hanging."- Silverado
@ PHM.....right on, ya she sounds ok I guess, I figured like most of these actress she'd sound embarrassingly bad but I've heard worse that's for sure.
Can Miguel admit hes gay already? He forgot to rim and lube. Quit playing.
Thanks MK. Ctfu! Best video of the year so far.
This guy is in the same genre as Miguel, I think he's more talented.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sX9DgavXiN4
His voice is like butter.
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 02/06/2013 - 6:28pm
It's okay..not horrible. It's a cover of Peggy Lee's I'm A Woman.
I used to like one of JLH's songs. I don't remember the name of it now, but it was a while back.
LOL. Oh, Miguel. You're actually talented (he is nominated for multiple Grammys this year) so why you felt the need to resort to cheap R Kelly/Ginuwuine/Chris Brown type antics on stage is beyond me. Btw, we STILL think you're gay, nice try though.
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"I was half a virgin when I met him!"
-Mean Girl,Regina George
Personally I think JLH gets a bad rap. Her single a few years back was catchy (hangs head in shame) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xv4NBOWhw9A
No matter how attractive JLH is, she truly looks insane and uncomfortable. So that's not sexy.
And look, they're both doing the same thing. One person is just more literal about it. I appreciate literal.
Submitted by Hotmami on Wed, 02/06/2013 - 6:39pm.
"Adorn" is one of my favorite songs, but I only made it about 30 seconds into the video. And does he ping anyone else's gaydar?
Ping? Hell, he's got my gaydar sounding like a car alarm!
Ooh he looks like a selfish lover
you gots to lick it before you stick it
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Don't start none and the'll be none.
"Adorn" is one of my favorite songs, but I only made it about 30 seconds into the video. And does he ping anyone else's gaydar?
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There might have been a time when I would let you slip away
I wouldn't even try
But I think you could save my life
Who knew Miguel was the Marcel Marceau of dry humping?
Funny, I know who Miguel is and don't know much of anything about JLH except that she's an actress. And even though Miguel's pretending to hump a hoe, that still looked like the gayest shit I've ever seen. These gay ass "entertainers" *cough* Chris Brown *cough cough* Kanye West need to quit.
Submitted by illuminaupolis on Wed, 02/06/2013 - 6:28pm.
I don't know who miguel is but he oughta consider suicide.
lol
The internet decided for me that I can't watch Jlove's video, but now feel like ripping my eyes out after watcching 5 seconds of Miguel rape humping innocent air.
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Don't blame me! I voted for Kodos!
Oh come on Miguel, you know you held that hand out way too far... MK's right, 12" my ass, bitch!
This dude, too cliche, I was expecting him to spread em next and start eatin'. Good lawd don't you sing? ARE YOU NOT ON A STAGE? LOL
*can't watch the other one*
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Submitted by winniwins on Wed, 02/06/2013 - 6:20pm.
JLove is a lobster. All the meat is in her tail.
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LOL!!
I don't know who miguel is but he oughta consider suicide.
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What is her problem? She's just laying there...
I didn't know JLH even sang and this song won't play for me (says it's unavailable in my area or something?) So I had a listen to some other song and I'm a little surprised as well, she sounds better than I would have thought and the tune I heard wasn't Auto-Tuned to rat shit anyway. Does this tune sound half decent to you guys?
I am embarrassed for Miguel. Idk what in the hickory hell that was suppose to be, you could tell it was giving homegirl a boner humping air though. What a weirdo, but I like the song "Sure Thing".
Jennifer Love Hewitt is hot, but has really shitty taste in men or something, Idk what the fuck her problem is, Jamie Kennedy, really, bitch?
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
Shouldn't the title of the song be "I'm a desperate, vanilla scented woman."
JLove is a lobster. All the meat is in her tail.
I didn't really hate Jennifer Love Hewitt until NOW! Leave Peggy Lee alone! Someone please shoot this bitch.
I have second hand embarrassement for both of these fools.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Jennifer Love Hewitt has tried for a pop career more than once, I do think she has a good voice but she never really had good taste in music. Her Bobby McGee cover is pretty interesting
I miss the days when bitches wore pants. I'm tired of seeing thunder thighs.
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Douchechill!
WTF jesus!? I can't with both of these here.
Never heard of Miguel, his performance was a little boring. JLH sounded better than I expected, but even with her being in decent shape, I still see her as the chubawub she was for a while there so it's hard to appreciate it. I keep expecting any day now for her to decide to be a choice lesbian, purely for attention. I'm still pretty confused about where her tits went.
I love how she has to have fringes on all of the hips of her outfits...just to hide that pear bottom of hers. Meh...she looks good and has a good voice...but this is desperate-ness at it's finest. lol...I didn't watch the other dude because WhoTF is he?
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!
I'd never heard of Miguel. I wish I'd never heard of Jennifer Love Hewitt.