Jennifer Love Hewitt Singing In A Two-Piece vs. Miguel Having Fake Sex With An Imaginary Trick
Above is Jennifer Love Hewitt popping the Vajazzle gems off of her crotch while singing "I'm A Woman" in a promo for the new season of The Client List. Below is singer Miguel putting an imaginary condom on his imaginary 12" dick before hitting an imaginary trick from the back in front of a bunch of people who are probably wondering what in "mime act gone wrong" hell are they watching.
If you only had to watch one, let me help you by asking you a question. Would you rather watch Jennifer Love Hewitt try to retrain herself from tackling one of the back-up dancers and forcing him to propose to her or would you rather watch Miguel prove that some bottoms just shouldn't try to top.
I say go with Miguel, but you know it is missing something. I am really disappointed that Miguel didn't pull out his imaginary foot long, rip the imaginary condom off and then fap out an imaginary cum shot on the imaginary ass cheeks of his imaginary trick. Bitch needs to commit or keep his imaginary dick in his pants.
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I expected JLH to be much worse and Miguel to be better... WTF?
Safe imaginary sex is the best imaginary sex!
Miguel made me think of our residence HEAUX, who BTW is 1000000X hotter. But that little...exhibit there....*fans self* I'm a little turned on.
And JLove, please, your desperation is showing.
J.L. Hewitt's fans will buy this track...
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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles
JLH is so desperate, it is sad.
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They call me 'The Seeker'
I've been searching low and high
I won't get to get what I'm after
Till the day I die
Good lord that woman is healthy. Too bad she's a fuckin' nut case. I totally believe that blind item is about her. I wonder where she practiced her stripper moves.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgQ-QrCFMjs
Miguel needs to STAHP.
Regardess of his little show, I like 'Adorn'.