Mama June: Now With Less Fupa
I know you're probably wondering why I would put a picture of America's sweet tart Mama June (on the left) next to a picture of Anna Nicole Smith in 1994. But believe it or not, that's not a 1994 Anna Nicole Smith on the right, that's the OTHER southern bombshell who makes grown men squirt buttermilk from their nipples. It's the honey to my boo boo Mama June!
My favorite Georgia peach tells TMZ that in 2 years she's lost a total of 102 pounds, or approximately 11 and a half Glitzies. Mama June says that when they started filming the important American documentary Here Comes Honey Boo Boo back in 2011, the number 365 would look back at her when she stepped on the scale. But now she weighs 263 pounds. Mama June didn't lose two Olsens from cutting back on sketti sauce or stepping onto a treadmill, she lost the weight from just running around. Mama June said, "I haven't done any surgeries ... no diet pills ... never went to the gym. but with the show I've been more active. They have me running around and going different places ... I guess it's paying off."
Who cares that the Post Office isn't delivering on Saturdays anymore! I don't really give a shit that my favorite anti-gay crazy bitch Megan Phelps has quit the pot of boiling hell known as the Westboro Baptist Church! The real American news today is that Mama June is slimming down and getting bikini ready for summer.
If the chunk keeps dripping off of Mama June's beautimous body the same way drool drips out of Honey Boo Boo Chile's mouth when she thinks of canned cranberries, she'll eventually lose her super stack of Pringles chin. I will miss Mama June's Buche de Noel chin, but at least she'll still have her Forklift Foot. Wait, when you lose weight, do your feet get skinnier? Because if they do, what are the gnats going to feed on?!
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Ugh..I've been trying to lose some chunk for the
longest and am currently half assing my way through a vegetarian diet w/ my bf.
I so happened to have an appt with a dr. to get a green card (!) and casually told her about my diet. She said that since my blood type is type O-negative that I shouldn't be going the vegetarian thing bc type O blood types are the oldest and that our predecessors basically required a higher protein diet (more meats in particular). She advised the Atkins diet.
Idk,I thought that was the strangest shit I had heard in a while but she was a doc..
She looks the same to me.
Now just think how much more she would lose if she would start changing her eating habits. If she could get down to 200 pounds, what a big difference that would be!
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I believe her. Before the show she was probably completely sedentary. Just walking on the excursions the show takes the family on, was probably enough to explain the weight loss.
I still can't believe she is only a year older than me though.
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"Brows should not look like a condiment!" -MK
But wot about the chins & turkey neck??!!
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Good for her. She's a nicer person and happier than most of you embittered shits posting on here.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
1. Get on reality tv
2. Get skinny
3. Go blonde
4. Put a possum on your head
Pip, cheerio, have a great fuckin' day!
Love,
Mabel
By summer? I think she'll be bikini ready by spring break!
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LOL - so true. I also don't know how she lost 100 lbs and still has that chin.
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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 02/06/2013 - 6:52pm.
I just hope she isn't more attractive now to that animal who mounts her. We really don't need this pig breeding again.
Is quite possible that a more active lifestyle and probably access to healthier foods has made her lose weight. Honestly losing weight is not that hard specially if you weight 300+
I lost 20 lbs just counting calories. The trick was homemade food so I knew exactly what I was eating. I'm cutting sugar and dairy now. It's all about self control, and exercise. Yes I never been that big but no one in my family is, also they birthed kids one aunt 5 kids and is skinny as fuck because she diets.
it's the angle and wearing black, look she still has all of her chins. maybe she lost 15 lbs. tops.
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And just so all you Jenaloonies and Brangeloonies know I would read JA's biography if I found it at the dollar store, too. (...) - Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:09am.
how to lose over 100 lbs and still be morbidly obese. I can't even tell the difference.
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And just so all you Jenaloonies and Brangeloonies know I would read JA's biography if I found it at the dollar store, too. (...) - Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:09am.
Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Wed, 02/06/2013 - 7:19pm.
You can't even tell. And I call BS on losing 100 pounds without even doing anything different and just adding some movement.
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Agreed. There's no way she burns more calories than she takes in.
She should at least get her teeth fixed, if not, then at least get a cleaning. It was her teeth that disgusted me the most.
I'm ashamed to admit I watched that first season but I've lost interest and won't be watching.
Ain't a damn thing changed (minus the hair).
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Submitted by cripbabe on Wed, 02/06/2013 - 10:23pm.
she may have lost that weight naturally, but there ain't nuttin' natural about Mama Boo's change of hair color. looks like a SuperCuts dye job a.k.a. shit.
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i dont like her hair color either, it washes her out and brings out the redness of the broken veins on her cheeks.
she may have lost that weight naturally, but there ain't nuttin' natural about Mama Boo's change of hair color. looks like a SuperCuts dye job a.k.a. shit.
Good fucking luck to her.
Next to Pimp Mama Kris she is a saint.
It's a good start. She should keep it up.
She lost 100 pounds, but somehow she looks worse. It is beyond my powers of comprehension.
We're going to give you a fair trial- followed by a first class hanging."- Silverado
Oh hell. I am ctfu. She nasty AF!
Good for her for trying to get healthier. That is a shitload of weight to lose and her heart will be thankful. I think she would do quite well in an aqua aerobics program. It's great and not too hard on the joints when you need to lose a great deal of weight, although I do not agree with losing too much at a time. It's hard on the organs especially the pancreas.
I don't watch thses shows, but this family seems pretty harmless to me. I just hope the spotlight doesn't mess their relationships up. They seem like honest to good people.
Submitted by Stan Hooper on Wed, 02/06/2013 - 8:19pm.
Sounds like someone who hits the fast food drive as a treat for working out. I know plenty of people like that.
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
It'd be super awesome if Mama June and Kim Kuntrashian ended up 'swapping' each other's sizes. Just for Karma!
I have more respect for Mamas and the Papas
June than Beyonce. June kinda looks like Mama Cass. Can she sing?
I see no difference.
Stan Hooper -- I get out of breath just looking at a Zumba commercial. Your Facebook friend is lying.
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
cmc311 -- thank god your bff got away from that sick bastard, right?
Thornhill -- good one -- LMAO!!! Seriously, if beautimous June really lost 100 pounds, she should have lost a couple of those chins, don't ya think? I think she's bullshitting us. She lost 40, tops, but she's still well over 300 pounds.
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
Mama June reminds me of a Facebook friend from my mom group who is always posting how she is doin Zumba YET she continues to look fat.
If you are doing Zumba for 3 years and still look the same. I don't think its working.
That's just me.
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Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie
She probably like my friend barely moves and takes "breaks" during sessions and then rewards herself with Popeyes 5000 calories meal.
My sister weights like 250 now I think, and swears that she walks like 10 miles a day etc.., when she came to visit me I kid you not she couldn't even walk a block without a sitting down break, I'm in ny you gotta walk everywhere.
LOL at "Buche de Noel chin"!!!
Sonofabitch, that made me laugh.
This is the biggest bullshit story since the last seventeen times Blohan opened her mouth.
You make me hate my hips! I hate my hips!
Ugh Whamo, I've no clue how old she is. Maybe 30-40? But she gives more attitude in the first pic.
@GG, LOLOLOLOL
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100 pounds lost and none of it from that chin??
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!
Yeah but she still has more chins than a Chinese phone directory...
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My bff's ex-boyfriend is obsessed with obese women. He watches obese porn and it's disturbing. My friend gained so much weight when she was with him because he wanted her to be fat. Thank god she broke up with him, that was not a healthy relationship. He's married now and his wife is obese...I never knew obese women had tight vag, that could explain his obsession. Either way he was a disturbed dude.
Well, good for her!
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I still find Honey Boo Boo's family slightly less annoying than the Kuntrashians. At least they don't try to hide their nauseating behavior with name brand clothes and faux sophistication.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Wed, 02/06/2013 - 6:09pm.
Good for you Mama June however you will NEVER be as skinny as the commentors on Dlisted.com claim to be!!!
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Hi, Twatty! Ugh, looking at that pic of Momma Slug makes me want to take one of those Goopy type of colonics.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Hey there Twatty! hahahah they don't seem too bothered that some people make fun of them. I say get the big bucks now because Honey Boo Boo looks freakin' bored with life already, so it may not last much more. Once she's done, this will be no mo'. ;p
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If you put a bag over her head you could enter her into the worlds largest pumpkins contest.
You can't even tell. And I call BS on losing 100 pounds without even doing anything different and just adding some movement.
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Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 02/06/2013 - 6:35pm.
Fat chix have tight twats and it's gross(summary)
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I learn a lot from Craigslist, Dlisters, and having a fat tight vagina.
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LMAO!! *shakes head*
Good for her even if it is hard to tell but TexnDoc is right about that Thanksgiving show. It was so bad I could not tear my eyes away (I haz shame).
You can tell she's lost weight, but I wouldn't have guessed 100#, though. And Sucky, thanks for the best laugh of the night.
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Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 02/06/2013 - 6:43pm.
Oh my gaaahhdd... you could have gone to very dark places with that, but you went with chins.
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Lol, I guess there are things my brain just won't let my fingers type:)
@ Reason.....how old IS she anyway,is she still in breeding age? She could drop a litter out onto the floor and not break stride.
Withy & GG -- hey, girls!
Stoney -- uh, thanks for making me vom! But that would explain why some dudes are attracted to morbidly obese women. Blrrrrrgggghhhhh.
I still say she looks like she's barely lost any weight. Her face still looks like she's morbidly obese.
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
Damn it, Stoney. If only I'd known that before, men would've been lining up around the block for me. Shudder.
However if I did lose over a hundred pounds, my weight would probably bang on for my height. Sign me up for a reality TV show! (Please don't)
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I'm kind of ashamed to know this, but on the first episode she weighed herself and she was 309. There's a huge discrepancy between that and 365.
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 02/06/2013 - 6:52pm.
I just hope she isn't more attractive now to that animal who mounts her. We really don't need this pig breeding again.
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"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012