Mama June: Now With Less Fupa
I know you're probably wondering why I would put a picture of America's sweet tart Mama June (on the left) next to a picture of Anna Nicole Smith in 1994. But believe it or not, that's not a 1994 Anna Nicole Smith on the right, that's the OTHER southern bombshell who makes grown men squirt buttermilk from their nipples. It's the honey to my boo boo Mama June!
My favorite Georgia peach tells TMZ that in 2 years she's lost a total of 102 pounds, or approximately 11 and a half Glitzies. Mama June says that when they started filming the important American documentary Here Comes Honey Boo Boo back in 2011, the number 365 would look back at her when she stepped on the scale. But now she weighs 263 pounds. Mama June didn't lose two Olsens from cutting back on sketti sauce or stepping onto a treadmill, she lost the weight from just running around. Mama June said, "I haven't done any surgeries ... no diet pills ... never went to the gym. but with the show I've been more active. They have me running around and going different places ... I guess it's paying off."
Who cares that the Post Office isn't delivering on Saturdays anymore! I don't really give a shit that my favorite anti-gay crazy bitch Megan Phelps has quit the pot of boiling hell known as the Westboro Baptist Church! The real American news today is that Mama June is slimming down and getting bikini ready for summer.
If the chunk keeps dripping off of Mama June's beautimous body the same way drool drips out of Honey Boo Boo Chile's mouth when she thinks of canned cranberries, she'll eventually lose her super stack of Pringles chin. I will miss Mama June's Buche de Noel chin, but at least she'll still have her Forklift Foot. Wait, when you lose weight, do your feet get skinnier? Because if they do, what are the gnats going to feed on?!
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If she loses another century will the neck gravy disappear? *voms*
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
I just hope she isn't more attractive now to that animal who mounts her. We really don't need this pig breeding again.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Submitted by SFRBully on Wed, 02/06/2013 - 6:21pm.
If you could see through the clothes covering her fupa and labia pushed together in that photo, I bet it would look like her double chin and neck area.
You know I'm truthing, too.
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Now that my appetite is good and ruined I'll say this: And I bet it smells like rotten Sketti too...*vomits*
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 02/06/2013 - 6:43pm.
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Are you saying she's getting younger? lol
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If she's meeting her goals, good for her. Otherwise, don't really care one way or another for this family... the left photo is FIERCE though. *side glare*
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Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 02/06/2013 - 6:43pm.
You can tell a tree's age by counting its rings so do they measure Mama June's weight by counting chins?
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Oh my gaaahhdd... you could have gone to very dark places with that, but you went with chins.
Theeenk yeeew.
You can tell a tree's age by counting its rings so do they measure Mama June's weight by counting chins?
She looks exactly the same, well except for that shit-tastic hair.
Submitted by Stoney on Wed, 02/06/2013 - 6:35pm.
Fat chix have tight twats and it's gross(summary)
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Yup. I believe it.
I learn a lot from Craigslist, Dlisters, and having a fat tight vagina.
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Sorry, double post.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
@stoney - whhhhyyyyyyyyyyy? *voms*
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
Yeah, but can she still do that come hither look she's doing in the before pic?
Submitted by SFRBully on Wed, 02/06/2013 - 6:21pm.
If you could see through the clothes covering her fupa and labia pushed together in that photo, I bet it would look like her double chin and neck area.
You know I'm truthing, too.
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Thanks for that visual (vomits)
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Don't blame me! I voted for Kodos!
It's the chin area. She could lose another 100 and that is not going to go away I think she would have to have that surgically removed. It's sad. But good for her for losing weight.
Someone told me once that morbidly obese women have tighter vaginas because there is so much pressure from the mounds of flesh that it pushes the hole closed. And that concludes the educational portion of this program, ladies and gentlemen. You are now free to run to the john and puke till your skull explodes.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Good for her. Be a good role model and keep losing.
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
Uh . . . no. She still has the face of a 500 lb. woman.
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
That Thanksgiving show was the most disgusting thing I've ever seen. They really jumped the shark with that one, if it was possible for them to jump.
How fucking ridiculous is it that she's so GD fat that you cannot tell she's lost 100 damn pounds!?!!?
That right there is disgusting.
If you could see through the clothes covering her fupa and labia pushed together in that photo, I bet it would look like her double chin and neck area.
You know I'm truthing, too.
Finally!! new fap material, mmmm-mmmm!
She kind of reminds me of one of my classmates that I found out was pregnant. She's so fat I literally could/can not tell the difference. But over 100 lbs. is really good. I hope she keeps it up. Being overweight is fucking miserable, not healthy and just overall uncomfortable. Idc what " morbidly obese and proud" women say, it's not a good/healthy look to aspire to anymore than it is to aspire to be a fucking skeleton. Good for momma June.
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Submitted by mike on Wed, 02/06/2013 - 6:13pm.
think about that -it's a good thing.
like, does she really need to be any more prominent?
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
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Uh-oh. The Human Thumb (thanks Joel McHale) a.k.a. mama June is blonde now. Doesn't Jack like'em blonde?
Jack I keed, I keed.
Good for her. Just stop eatting shit and add fruit and veggies (not from a can) to your meals.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
@MK - "When you lose Weight do your feet get skinnier."
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When Mama June loses weight, does her body get skinnier?
I don't see it.
how the hell can anyone tell? what does it matter?
did she lose weight on her all you can eat from the nose, ass & feet diet? sugar bear got teeth yet? vowels?
fuck this grotesque filthy family.
*ralphs*
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
The blond hair makes her look too washed-out.
Good for you Mama June however you will NEVER be as skinny as the commentors on Dlisted.com claim to be!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.