You Won't Be Seeing Any Ass Cleavage Or "Puffy" Labia At The Grammys On Sunday
Well there goes the ratings for the Grammys on Sunday night, because who wants to see a 3 hour show that doesn't have close ups of side titty, female nipples, shaved labia and ass crack? CBS' Standard and Practice Department (aka a bunch of prudish fun haters who probably shower with the lights off and only do sex missionary style through a hole in the bed sheet) sent an e-mail to the Grammy producers letting them know that at Sunday night's ceremony, they don't want to see any side tit action (Rick Ross just canceled his RSVP) and "puffy" parts on the crotch area (Taylor Swift just threw out the crotchless leggings she planned to wear).
Deadline (via Vulture) posted the email from CBS that reads like something your grandma would send your slut ass days before Thanksgiving dinner at her house:
Date: February 5, 2013, 10:39:56 PM EST
Subject: 55th GRAMMYS: Standard And Practice Wardrobe Advisory-kindly confirm receipt of s&p standards-
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CBS Program Practices advises that all talent appearing on camera please adhere to Network policy concerning wardrobe.
Please be sure that buttocks and female breasts are adequately covered. Thong type costumes are problematic. Please avoid exposing bare fleshy under curves of the buttocks and buttock crack. Bare sides or under curvature of the breasts is also problematic. Please avoid sheer see-through clothing that could possibly expose female breast nipples. Please be sure the genital region is adequately covered so that there is no visible “puffy” bare skin exposure. Please avoid commercial identification of actual brand name products on T-shirts. Foreign language on wardrobe will need to be cleared. OBSCENITY OR PARTIALLY SEEN OBSCENITY ON WARDROBE IS UNACCEPTABLE FOR BROADCAST. This as well, pertains to audience members that appear on camera. Finally, The Network requests that any organized cause visibly spelled out on talent’s wardrobe be avoided. This would include lapel pins or any other form of accessory.
I hope that every ho going to the Grammys proudly shows up with nipples out, a flashing ass crack and fully visible twat lips, because this is a travesty! I mean, are they going to put a giant censor box over Cee Lo Green, because he shows fleshy under curves, female breasts and visible puffiness on his genital region when he's fully dressed. Fuck them!
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I feel like this is a passive aggressive note meant for Rihanna.
I hate that half-up, half-down hairstyle.
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Because Beyonce's crotch at the Superbowl was inappropriate for a General audience, IMO.
Well now all the "music artists" have nothing to wear! And can they also ban pants down to knees for men? It's crazy that they go around with underwear showing as if it's a "style".
i don't give a shit about the grammys.
I always thought that dress is fucking ugly.
Fight The Power.. Go nekkid. Free the puffy bits.
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
i'd rather see "puffy bare skin" @ the Grammys than that pussy Chris Brown. he's way more offensive imb.
I say it's about time. There is no class shown at these awards shows and these low rent 'hood rats and low class women who have never been taught how to dress by a decent mothet just show up in whatever they think will get them more attention. The glamour of Hollyood has died and been replaced with trash. Ugh.
Why is this tailored mostly to women? What about asses like Lil Wayne who have their pants down at their knees? Nobody wants to see that shit either.
I remember that print being so fresh for ready to wear. (Think blousy shirts and sweet summer dress). Now, no thanks. Someone said it, I remember it looking better. She kinda look boxy, missing the mark all the way around.
No puffy labia? WTH? They are really taking the fun out of it.
"...and female breasts are adequately covered."
All bets are ON that the men will show up in Chippendale's tuxedos!!
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ooooohh, a coy no-no list?
i'm not seeing any "penalties" for wardrobe infractions, so all i see is a list of wardrobe suggestions.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
Wow A dress code written for a catholic high school.how edgy, how punk. Very rock and roll..
These sluts have to resort to showing their ass off since most of them are lip sync clown acts
Meanwhile ...CBS shows all the non stop gun violence on most of its old peepaw cop shows..
We live in THE MOST FUCKED UP SOCIETY.
Its not plastic surgery , its a medical condition!!
Yeah - I remember how headline making this outfit was too. I remember it looking better than this. It just looks incredibly trashy now and not remotely stylish.
but looking at that pic... brings memories. i remember, back in 1992 (or whenever jlo wore that shit), it was pretty radical, and in newspapers all over the world
i'll say three words: america
America is getting more and more puritanical by the day.
puffy bare skin exposure hahahahahaha
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I forgot about that heinous green outfit she has on in the foto. Gawd, looking at it head-on, it makes her look like the hostess at a Tallahassee, Florida Perkins Restaurant.
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I wouldn't be surprised if someone doesn't use the stage to pull some stunt. Like Janet Jackson's at the Superbowl.
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I like to smile, smiling's my favorite! : )
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Submitted by Stoney on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 12:04am.
.... No, I don't want to see pants with the butthole cut out and rhinestoned flames shooting out of your areolas. Actually, nevermind. I do kind of want to see that.
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Bwaahaaahaaahaaaahaahaaaahaaaaaaa!
Priceless
It's pathetic that the Grammys have to make any announcement at all. Leave it to all the hollywood famewhoring douchebags who have tried to out slut each other, to the point that the ceremony is like the center stage at Scores...
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Though I have to feel sorry for the menses and gayelles out there. Especially those here on the D. Were going to have to come and save the day by posting bikini pix and maybe even nude pix. : (
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I like to smile, smiling's my favorite! : )
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Hahaha! Caca will have to wear pants, Rihanna a top that isn't see thru, the guys will be unable to promote whatever energy drink they're promoting, Taylor wont be able to show off her new titties and, and...HAHAHAHAHA! Love it! XD
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I like to smile, smiling's my favorite! : )
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There is such a thing as decency, and I for one am sick of looking at these famewhore douchebags trying to one up each other every year with how "shocking" their outfits are. No, I don't want to see pants with the butthole cut out and rhinestoned flames shooting out of your areolas. Actually, nevermind. I do kind of want to see that.
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OMG WELL SAID. THANK YOU!
Submitted by Migraineuse on Wed, 02/06/2013 - 10:09pm.
Fuck the concept of prudery, anyway. Prude-shaming is just another arm-twisting method to make everybody slut it up on command rather than risk being thought of as - gasp - insufficiently fun.
Actual sexual freedom would involve not only freedom to, but freedom from.
So basically there's no singing dancing or nudity? What's the point?
I truly hope that EVERY person going to the Grammys breaks at least 2 of these rules! I was unaware that the Puritans were running America and especially the music industry these days :)
I'm still not sure what the puffy thing even means.
Later Loops. ;p
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@within i still cant work it out lol. anyway im off to the gym
Loopy, if you search Harry and Louis ANYWHERE with video. It's there. Sorry I got their names confused. Take hankies lol
Anyway, this nudity thing is escalating. People should just do the show from webcams and try to outdo each other. That's be more entertaining.
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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Wed, 02/06/2013 - 10:41pm.
princesspoopy -- Did you ever see that Al Pacino documentary about Richard III, "Looking for Richard"? Kevin Spacey is in that as well. And I guess they mentuion Ferris Bueller because of the talking to the camera.
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No, I haven't seen that documentary, but I heard it's good. I'll check it out. Yeah, they were talking about FBueller because of talking to the audience, so that cracked me up. Kind of selfdepricating, which is cute.
I recall being fascinated back in the day, by how this dress stayed in place, ie tits not flopping in the wind. Sticky tape since RULEZ!!!
So to Beyonce and her difficult brown flesh coloured mesh PFFFFFFFFT.
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are you pulling my leg? where is the post? lol link or it didnt happen
Look at the new face, how much did this cost Lowhand? http://www.justjared.com/photo-gallery/2806070/lindsay-lohan-ashley-gree...
Puffy at 26, I cant wait till she hits 30, who's the sugar daddy Mohammed?
princesspoopy -- Did you ever see that Al Pacino documentary about Richard III, "Looking for Richard"? Kevin Spacey is in that as well. And I guess they mentuion Ferris Bueller because of the talking to the camera.
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Submitted by loopygorilla on Wed, 02/06/2013 - 10:34pm.
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See what you miss when you're away? lol Those two are together. No joke.
Listen to Veryoldbatty, she knows where it's at. You can't stay away like that. ha
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Submitted by veryoldbat on Wed, 02/06/2013 - 10:37pm.
some days im not as busy, some days i am :) how have you been?
yeah ive missed out on some much commentary and picking on people.
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Someone said that yesterday. It's a false positive. If you click on "why this page was blocked" it explains that dlisted has had no problems or malware. When I clicked on the network link it said that "other" sites on the network had had problems. So it's a precaution. The first page says dlisted is fine. I think MK should get in touch with his webmaster.
ETA: he knows about it and they're working on it.
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Submitted by crazyinjapan on Wed, 02/06/2013 - 10:30pm.
yes and every year hollywood comes up with new and novelty ways to show how you can capture innocent victims, lock them up in a dungeon and torture them like a play toy and then cut them into pieces.
but in that same movie, if they showed some boobs, ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE! the MPAA film classification board would throw the book at them and ban the movie.
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Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
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Submitted by loopygorilla on Wed, 02/06/2013 - 10:24pm.
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But only in certain situations, like taking a slut shower with his bandmade whatever the blond one's name is, Niall?. heheehe Other times. no. Has it been two months? It better be worth it! ;p
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what who took shower where? i have not heard or seeing any of that. gosh these guys take "bromance" to a whole new level.
Well there goes RiRi career. Gaga is banned. These gals thrive on titty action.
I guess once BeYawnce thrust her small unbirthing crotch on Sunday..it was dead for those looking to show their thunder crotches too!
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Submitted by loopygorilla on Wed, 02/06/2013 - 10:22pm.
I like how in america, movies and tv shows are all about shooting, blowing up stuff, cutting up people in pieces with axes and chainsaws, and all that gruesome shit.
but omg NIPPLES!!! aaahhhh runn for cover!!! will somebody please think of the children!
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Submitted by loopygorilla on Wed, 02/06/2013 - 10:24pm.
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But only in certain situations, like taking a slut shower with his bandmade whatever the blond one's name is, Niall?. heheehe Other times. no. Has it been two months? It better be worth it! ;p
As for the Grammys, please, these shows are not the only thing on. If people turn them off, they can watch their family programming elsewhere. Then rest of the hos can enjoy the trampfest in peace.
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You house of cards fans would like this interview with spacey and fincher. Apparently, spacey believes his character was based on Richard the III. I mean Richard III is so hot right now.
ETA: ferris bueller was referenced, too.
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