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Ashton Kutcher (35)
Kerli (26)
Stephen Colletti (27)
Tina Majorino (28)
Deborah Ann Woll (28)
Kelly Choi (37)
Essence Atkins (41)
Robyn Lively (41)
Jason Gedrick (48)
Chris Rock (48)
Garth Brooks (51)
Eddie Izzard (51)
James Spader (53)
Emo Philips (57)
Miguel Ferrer (58)

(pic via Snakkle)

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Birthday Sluts

Submitted by KatFromJersey on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 7:16am.

Love James Spader (although he's let himself go a bit)... he had a very funny role in Lincoln. He was still sexiest in "Sex, Lies and Videotape".

HB to the sexy Miguel Ferrer... much hotter than his cousin George Clooney (Miguel's mom was Rosemary Clooney).

Submitted by Uptown James on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 11:13pm.

I didn't know that Assdone Kootchie had such a bad body. Ick.
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Submitted by salacious on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 10:27pm.

I just discovered that, as if her name wasn't "exotic" enough, Essence Atkins' middle name is Uhura.

Happy birfday to her and to Miguel Ferrer.

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Submitted by Parablesower on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 9:55pm.

Happy birthday to Robyn Lively and thanks for the 80est of 80s movies, Teen Witch. Now, if you would give your sister some of your talent/ personality, all would be well!

Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 8:30pm.

HB to Eddie, James and the other birthday sluts today.

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Submitted by CheeryBitch on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 8:00pm.

Since this is Beyonce Week.... We're supposed to believe she's younger that Asston Kooter?

Submitted by Deb on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 2:36pm.

Happy Birthday to Chris Rock and Eddie Izzard - two of the funniest comedians share a birthday!
Happy Birthday, Emo Philips, who is pretty funny too.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by Ecce Homo on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 1:56pm.

Eddie Izzard: Used to SO hope he was gay.
Miguel Ferrer: see above (it was his turn as a Dom Daddy on Will & Grace that got me hooked)
Tina Majorino: For someone not real famous, she's done excellent work in some awesome movies. Like her!
Ashton Kutcher better have a big dick, 'cause he's got nothing else to offer.

Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 1:23pm.

what agirl said 100%. love them both, masters of their game and thrilled Eddie is on tour! *drinks a shot with El Bastardo*

HB to all of the over-50 dudes -- nice collection of guys there

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Submitted by agirl on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 1:15pm.

HB to Chris Rock and Eddie Izzard (who happens to be one of my boyfriends). Funny mofos.

Submitted by moomarse on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 12:56pm.

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 11:11am.
Happy birthday Mr. Izzard!

Ashton you can suck on a hogs dick and fuck off!

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You read my mind!!!

EDDIE!!!! Happy BDay you big Slut!

Submitted by Dion flowerboy on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 12:41pm.

HB to the over 50 Horz, except I would exchange Garth Brooks for Chris Rock. Garth Brooks is vanillazzz.

Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 12:27pm.

Happy Birthday, Garth Brooks!! <3

Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 12:00pm.

HB to Chris Rock and James Spader.

Submitted by egos4lunch on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 11:26am.

I hate Ashton Kutcher.

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 11:11am.

Happy birthday Mr. Izzard!

Ashton you can suck on a hogs dick and fuck off!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 11:08am.

HBD Chris Rock, Garth Brooks, James Spader (*swooooon*) and the underrated Clooney, Miguel Ferrer.

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Submitted by Cowjam on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 11:02am.

Eddie Izzard is the sexiest man on this earth. I would literally orgasm while watching "The Riches".

Miguel Ferrar ain't no slouch, either. He was sheer perfection as Lloyd Henreid.

Submitted by fredfred on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 10:49am.

hb james spader. i still so would.

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Submitted by REDMOND on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 10:36am.

Stephen Colleti! HA! I remember when they were trying hard to make him happen.

Submitted by bornagainChristian on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 10:36am.

GTFOH! No way are Girth Brooks and James Spaced in their early 50's. These guys have to have hit Sixty by now. Or someone turned back the mileage, because those two are showing a lot more wear and tear.

Submitted by LaChaylo on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 10:19am.

Topanga, you beat me to it. I was about to say that's some Powder shit right there.

Happy birthday to Chris Rock and Eddie Izzard! Where's our dear El Bastardo to lead the Eddie celebration?

And here are two piña coladas for Garth Brooks. Love me some Garth.

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 10:17am.

No surprise, the most worthwhile sluts are over 50:

Eddie Izzard (51)
James Spader (53)
Emo Philips (57)
Miguel Ferrer (58)

Mr. IV looks like James Spader. Not now, but back at his peak.

Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 10:14am.

I don't hate Ashton as much as others, but I do agree that the whole Kelso/Punk'd persona doesn't translate well with age. Happy 35th, AK!

HBD Chris Rock! He's one black comedian who has remained funny AND sane over the years.
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Submitted by vsminimoose on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 10:02am.

Ew. Pass.

Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 9:53am.

Hate that I'd do Kutcher. As long as he didn't talk. His voice is as painful as a cheese grater on a dick.

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Submitted by Bossy on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 9:47am.

Kutcher is model-good-looking but he seems like a douche. Too 24/7 frat boy at 35 years old.

Submitted by Kelly0213 on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 9:42am.

Happy birthday Ashton, James, Garth and Chris!!!

Submitted by Anita Bidet on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 9:39am.

Weird. I was just thinking of Emo Philips an hour ago for no reason

Submitted by Rockwell on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 9:34am.

I came of age in the 80s, so Jason Gedrick was on my list of doable dudes. He was in those cheesetastic "Iron Eagle" movies, but DAYUM he was fine!

Submitted by TOPANGA on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 9:22am.

Ashton Kutcher looks like "Powder" in that photo

Stephen Colletti, you peaked on The Hills, dude. Lauren Conrad says hello ;-)

Chris Rock, please come save us from Kat Williams and Kevin Hart!

Not a fan of Country, but have to give respect to Garth Brooks for basically being The Elvis of that genra back in the day. What the hell kinda name is "Garth" though?___________________________________
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Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 9:14am.

How strange that birthday boys James Spader and Miguel Ferrer could still get it from me, but Ashton Kutcher couldn't.

And HB to Tina Majorino and Robyn Lively. Two overlooked bitches.

Submitted by FluffKitteh on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 9:12am.

Happy birthday Eddie Izzard and Garth Brooks. I grew up with Garth's music.

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Submitted by Meatblocks on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 9:04am.

hb to james spader aka chaz bono

hb to eddie izzard, funny as hell

garth brooks, i hate you thanks to my mother and your awfully boring music

hb to chris rock, funny as hell

emo? i never got you, go sit with garth

*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*

Submitted by chinchilla on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 8:58am.

is that a hammer and sickle tattoo?

Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 9:22am.

Ashton Kutcher...WTF! I'm not even sure what I'm lookin at here

Kelly Choi...pretty but..wonk eyed

Essence Atkins...no clue who you are but Essence...Really!?

Chris Rock..My man Chris! "when was the last time you went to an ATM at three in the morning for a GOOD reason"

Garth Brooks...Garth was quite the performer back in the day, not really my kind of music but I've seen clips of his concerts and the dude performed country like a rock star. I'm surprised he turned his back on the whole thing..unless he's back playing now and I've no clue?

James Spader...strange dude, is he still the fat bastard he let himself get to?

Emo Philips...speaking of strange, Man this guy is one funny out there dude

Happy Bday Sluts