Friday, February 8th 2013
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For February 7th!
Despite it being microscopic, Pricksohorny Pete saw his own penis shadow and declared 6 more weeks of winter. - Aphid
Runners-up:
Every time Canada denies Randy Quaid's citizenship application, he removes a piece of clothing. - GingeMinge
Even with all this distraction, John Travolta, we all know you are going bald. - FluffKitteh
When Igor knocked on the door and saw Chris Hansen, he tried to make a quick getaway. - atlantapug
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Congrats, Aphid - hilarious! Wtg, GingeMinge, FluffKitteh, and atlantapug - great ones!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
*bows* Thank you everyone!
Yeehaw thanks MK! Made my day. :)
Congrats funnies winners!!! Love 'em.
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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles
lmao! congratz to the winnerz! :-D
Funny ones!
LOLOL!! this one was great. Congrats to all the winners.
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"Bye, Whore" -MK
wow great job ladies! Please don't mention your win to your husbands, they really don't care about your gay little blog world! Trust me!!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Yay winners!
"...sometimes sucking on the same dick gets real boring." - MK's eloquent cousin
HAHAHAHAHA All funny. LMAO Pricksohorny! Good job!
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
Sure he doesn't look cold, but wait til he stands up and leaves his frozen calamari ring on the seat.
John Travolta's plan to save Saturday mail deliveries included what he felt were much needed 'winter weather' contingencies
Wanna ride on my Skid-ew?
The Lucky Charms leprechaun is ostracized by his co-residents of the retirement community and quickly became the subject of a limerick:
There once was a lad called Lucky
Who was feelin' a wee bit plucky
He covered his dong
In a Cosabella thong
And cried, "JaysusMaryAndJoseph," it's stuck-y
(okay, the last line blows, but try finding words that rhyme with lucky)
Juliette Gordon Low turned over in her grave when she saw this act in rehearsal to be center stage as the headlining act for the upcoming Girl Scouts 91st Anniversary party in March.
Randy Quaid escapes to Canada to get away from the star-wackers only to discover the weathers not the same as in Los Angeles. Wishes he would have brought his RV.
Who would've thought Blake Shelton would be the one to break the Grammy Dress Code?
Lindsey Vonn wanted to sue the person who distracted her from ski practice and caused her to blow out her knee, but she rescinded her petition once she saw the beautimous Russian answer to Mama June come to her rescue with his sled.
If you can read this, the bitch in the back fell off my love wagon. But there's room for you, sugar :wink:
I'm sorry sir, but CBS won't let you into the Grammy's dressed like that. Now if this was FOX...
Yeees! First week of February in the Great White North means its time to train for the upcoming, month long St. Valentine's -to- St. Patrick's Day Blow Out Bacchanal... Hey! I wonder why my new co-pilot just ran off like that? Why wasn't he wearing the proper hat OR uniform? And when is he coming back?
I'm the FUCKING Green Lantern! Who the hell you think I am, dumbass?
If you can read this, the bear fell off.
How did I get to the weird part of you tube AGAIN!?!?
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If anyone is going to pee on him it's going to be me.- Nicole Kidman
Grandpapa Glandville is outside the original Northern Lights set preppin' to block any tactics from LeHawBrian on 'B'Day 02/15/13. "Grrrrr" ;-(
When Igor knocked on the door and saw Chris Hansen, he tried to make a quick getaway.
**When the world slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry walls.**
Back in the U.S.S.Arrrrrghhhh!
**When the world slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry walls.**
Poor Perez. Even the Irish don't want him.
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Fucking Mel Gibson ...
But who will warm up his lucky charms?
This is the REAL reason Tim McGraw stopped drinking
Wearing the Green with matching blue balls
Forced back into the U.S. from Canada, Randy Quaid quickly found work in a Christmas Vacation sequel.
James Franco performs his own version of the coneheads.
You could almost feel the intensity radiating off of him as he uttered those three words: "git. er. done."
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Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 6:11pm
"Like you just shit a little bit of your worries and cares away. Throwing up just feels like you're heaving up bits of your soul."
I don't know what the prize is but I do know I don't want to be around when someone "wins" it.
OHHH! You said " it's gonna be a nice day for a WHITE WEDDING"?!?!
I heard "its gonna be a nice day for some NUDE SLEDDING"!!!!!!!!!!
Yes this is my 1st Internet date and no I didn't know he was in middle school.
"over the river and through the woods to grandmother's house we...NOOOO!"
Scientology's version of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer differs a little from the traditional version.
Hazings at the nursing homes in Maine can get pretty ugly.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
'Occupy Gas Pricing'
Bjork's alternative, oh-so-quiet limo service
over the river & through the woods to grandmother's house we go...
see officer, we're doing a production of 'Coneheads' down at the Community Theatre & there was very little budget for costumes.
After all the reindeer opted out, Lapland's Got Talent didn't look so good
America's Got Talent, here I C-U-M!!!
Taking the lead from Puxatawney Phil, Jeb decides to bring his own version of "Spring is Here" to the 'hood.
*Rick Ross voice*
Everyday I'm hustlin'
Everyday I'm hustlin'
Everyday I'm, everyday I'm, everyday I'm hustlin'
Forced back into the U.S. from Canada, Randy Quaid quickly found work in another Vacation sequel.