The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For February 7th!
Despite it being microscopic, Pricksohorny Pete saw his own penis shadow and declared 6 more weeks of winter. - Aphid
Every time Canada denies Randy Quaid's citizenship application, he removes a piece of clothing. - GingeMinge
Even with all this distraction, John Travolta, we all know you are going bald. - FluffKitteh
When Igor knocked on the door and saw Chris Hansen, he tried to make a quick getaway. - atlantapug