Thursday, February 7th 2013

Open Post: Hosted By Pizza Hut China's Hot Dog And Shrimp Tempura Pizza

Various Pizza Huts around the world have already brought us pizza in a pizza, cheeseburger crusted pizza, Kit Kat pizza dough pops and now they've really done it by serving up an artery-clogging, stomach-hurting mound of madness. Boing Boing posted this picture from the Tumblr of John Lehmann, a photojournalist who is traveling around China and found this hot dog-encrusted shrimp tempura pizza with mayonnaise pizza at a Pizza Hut there.

I don't know if this is the nastiest circle jerk I've ever seen or if it's the most deliciously disgusting circle jerk I've ever seen or both. How can weed not be legal in China, because there's no way you could put your mouth around that thing unless your name is Mama June or you're extra EXTRA extra high on the right stuff.

This is the kind of bukkake scene you'd see if you walked into the Scientology's men's lounge on any given weekend night. Alien jizz and plump wieners galore. And yes, David Miscavige, Tommy Girl and John Travolta are the shrimp tempuras.

Posted by: Michael K


the original bellaluna's picture

Yes, I've commented before, and yes, there's some other stuff. I'm not a DListed Virgin.

But MAC IS my fave "gloss to go to"

and can I just say I'm angry now? It's FUCKING COLD here, and I'm having a moment. Or two. Whatever.

And Dog, I don't "do" social media, so whatever happened there, I truly apologise. Please forgive whatever the F happened. I AM sorry. I don't even know what's happening there.

WinterOwl22's picture

*head bangs to Marilyn Manson, pulls neck muscle, puts Badtz Maru ice pack on neck*

http://www.google.com/search?q=badtz+maru&hl=en&client=safari&tbo=u&tbm=...

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I like to smile, smiling's my favorite! : )

The poster formerly known as SnowOwl, formerly known as Nightowl!

WithinReason...'s picture

Wowl, must be the cold meds, lolol

@TR, ya, I rather watch the season over a few days rather than live most times. But these guys make it fun. Oscars?

Night GG, sweet dreams.

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Gardening Girl's picture

You crack me up Wowlie! *hands "the feathered one" black cape and Manson CD*

Nite all!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Gardening Girl's picture

TR, that's cool!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

WinterOwl22's picture

*lines eyes Taylor Momsen-style, uses it on brows and lips...and cheeks*
: P

Within, I'm good, I have a sore throat but that's all. : )

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I like to smile, smiling's my favorite! : )

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TelevisedRevolution's picture

i don't have cable - i'm such a hippie. i don't have a microwave either....

y'all are my main source if contact to the outside world :)

GG - rehearsal for a kid's group.

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God don't like ugly.

WithinReason...'s picture

TR, can't you tape it and watch?

Night Foxxy, Wowl.

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Gardening Girl's picture

Sorry 'bout that TR. Rehearsal for what may I ask?

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

TelevisedRevolution's picture

oh, Thursday night is the most fun lately and i'm at rehearsal so i always miss it!

*scrolls baxk in a sad and left-behind fashion*

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Gardening Girl's picture

Nite Foxxy! Enjoy your meal.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Gardening Girl's picture

See you at J C Penny's grandma!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Gardening Girl's picture

Ummmm, its not the best season Wowlie but at least you get Tim Gunn!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Foxxy Brown's picture

lmao! night GG, fun as always!! night within if you're still here. off to eat dinner and watch Denzel. wish it was the other way around

ETA: night WOwl!! -- yes, i'm enjoying this season ;-)

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Gardening Girl's picture

NO! Not grandma!!!! The Albinos dress was NAST!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

WinterOwl22's picture

I haven't seen any of the new episodes of PR. I'll habpve to catch up tomorrow evening since I dvr'd them. Is the new season good?

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I like to smile, smiling's my favorite! : )

The poster formerly known as SnowOwl, formerly known as Nightowl!

Gardening Girl's picture

*hands Wowlie kohle eye liner*

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Foxxy Brown's picture

uh, he did!!!!

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Gardening Girl's picture

MY BOYFRIEND WON!!!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Gardening Girl's picture

Im a few minutes behind you Foxxy

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

WinterOwl22's picture

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 12:06am.
Wowlie, are you going to paint your nails black and read some E A Poe? :D

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I just might! But it'll be more of a navy. And I just bought a finisher that matifies nail color so that might be extra goth. : D

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I like to smile, smiling's my favorite! : )

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Gardening Girl's picture

:/ My boyfriend should have won!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Foxxy Brown's picture

whoa, didn't see that coming [the elimination]

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Foxxy Brown's picture

yay on dress #2 win. yaaaay!

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Gardening Girl's picture

Oh, Zac called out the Albino!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Foxxy Brown's picture

droopy chest, droopy dress. voila!

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Gardening Girl's picture

that goddess dress looked like some shit the cracken would wear

I agree Foxxy and her boobs are already down on her stomache anyway.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Foxxy Brown's picture

that goddess dress looked like some shit the cracken would wear

the pink and black turned out better than i thought but i agree with ms posen that another layer of black over the pink would improve it

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Gardening Girl's picture

Yes give Baldy a smack down!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Gardening Girl's picture

Foxxy, to hear Kors throw shade at Pozen...I'd give my left boob.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Gardening Girl's picture

Ohhhhhh that busted goddess dress...

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Foxxy Brown's picture

ms. posen wore his little lady fauntleroy outfit first episode too

yes, between the outfit and the eyebrowns he looks like a little fucking marionette. i keep waiting for the camera to catch the glare on the strings rising from his ass

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Foxxy Brown's picture

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 12:51am.

Did that model just do an Angie Jo leg???

ghey mr. clean told her to do that during the final fitting

can't belive that actress wench told that dude to "dreeeeeaaaaammmmmm!" bitch please

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Gardening Girl's picture

We must some day discuss Miss Pozen's eyebrowns.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Gardening Girl's picture

Did that model just do an Angie Jo leg???

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Gardening Girl's picture

That pink taffeta dress is saying RHONJ.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Gardening Girl's picture

That gold sequin gown looked cheap

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Gardening Girl's picture

Yeah, Baldy locks I am gagging too!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Foxxy Brown's picture

ahahahahah Posen's face at the bondage dress!!

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Gardening Girl's picture

What the fuck is Pozen wearing? *shakes head*

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Gardening Girl's picture

What the fuck is Heidi wearing

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Foxxy Brown's picture

Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 12:42am.

Akkkk! That horride Jennifer Love Blowit with my boyfriend Rober Palmer's Simpley Irresistable - BLASPHAMY!!!!

i saw that piece of shit commercial for first time yesterday. pretty much same reaction

good lord that spangly thing is hideous

ETA; the first spangly one, i liked the second one

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

WithinReason...'s picture

VOB, gotta start that to do list, girl. It'll need to be sorted and indexed by destination and you'll need some positions posted: morning butler, hottie go-go dancer for the afternoon, stud for the evening... chop chop. Paris, yes. ;p

Night night, and keep us posted.

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Gardening Girl's picture

Akkkk! That horride Jennifer Love Blowit with my boyfriend Rober Palmer's Simpley Irresistable - BLASPHAMY!!!!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Gardening Girl's picture

Good night VOB and good luck babe!

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

veryoldbat's picture

GG.. Me first? MMMMMmmmm Novel Concept.. ;)

Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR

veryoldbat's picture

Hey Peeps .. I need to crash... I have to look rainbow sparkles for the doc in the morning. Loves to you all. So much fun tonight. Be safe all East Coasters. You Ca Folk.. Lock your doors. Nite. Xoxo..

Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR

Gardening Girl's picture

What the fuck with that ruffle???

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Foxxy Brown's picture

which one of those assholes just said "get jiggy with it?!" my back was turned i couldn't see. please tell me it wasn't your boyfriend. i'd hate to hate him

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Gardening Girl's picture

Patricia's dress is fug

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012