Thursday, February 7th 2013

UPDATE: Dr. Blossom's 4-Year-Old Son Is Done Breastfeeding

Last April, Mayim Bialik (professional name: Dr. Blossom) told the readers of her blog and then told everyone else about how her 3 and a half year old son Fred was still slurping leche out of her nipples. Dr. Blossom is all about attachment parenting, so she said at the time that she's going to let Fred nurse on her chichis for as long as he wants. Some pictured a 21-year-old Fred sitting at a bar and ordering a cup of vodka before asking Dr. Blossom to squirt her leche into it so he can have a White Russian. But Frank won't be enjoying a night cap from her nipple when he's 30, because Dr. Blossom announced on her site today that he has quit her tit!

Dr. Blossom writes that Fred first quit weaning at night and then around Thanksgiving, they had their last breastfeeding moment together. Some days when Dr. Blossom looks down at her rigatoni nipples, she misses it a little:

As I sat on the couch in the very room where he was born four years and three months prior, he latched on happily and only nursed for a minute or two that day, since toddler nursings tend to not be long at all, especially when they start spreading them out by several days. He typically nursed from both sides since I was prone to clogged ducts for most of our nursing relationship, and it became our habit to make sure both sides were nursed on.

That day, though, he was distracted by his older brother shouting something, laughing, playing in the next room. His big blue eyes with the impossibly long tapered lashes darted around and settled on the next room, the source of the voice, his beloved older brother who himself had nursed two years and change. The world beyond my breast was calling, and he hopped off of my lap and ran to the world waiting for him.

That was the last time Fred nursed. I wanted to shout after him, “Choo-Choo, you forgot the other side!” But I didn’t. I held my tongue and watched him go. My big boy. In jeans. With a big boy haircut, finally, after years of golden locks begging for either an upsheren (ritual first haircut at age 3) or a Farrah Fawcett photo shoot. Fred was done nursing. Fred weaned. Sweet baby Fred who cared for me as I cared for him: we made it.

Fred did not ask about nursing for weeks after that day. And it wasn’t until much more recently–it’s been three months now since he nursed–that he asked to nurse. But now when he asks, he knows it’s funny. That he’s a big boy. That he doesn’t drink nummies anymore.

He’s done. Fred weaned.

I’d be lying if I said I didn’t miss being able to latch him on and make it all better. We have other ways to soothe Fred now.

I always felt like it's her kid and her chichis, so whatever. Besides, who am I to judge? I think I've said this before, but I was a thumbsucker until the third grade. Bitches used to make fun of my thumbsucking ways, so I would suck my thumb under my desk. And yes, I realize that I just set myself up for a perfect joke, so have at it.

So congratulations to Fred! Congratulations to Dr. Blossom! Congratulation to Dr. Blossom's tits! And congratulations to all of us for knowing this!

And according to Urban Dictionary, "nummies" is when you feel a numbing sensation on your gums after rubbing coke on them. So now I'm picturing a 4-year-old rubbing coke on his gums. ("Awww, I remember when I taught Lindsay how to do that. Memories!" - White Oprah)

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My cousin claims that the doctor told her to stop breast feeding her 2 month old because he was getting constipated or something. Whiile visiting her for a couple of weeks, they switched his formula twice and was drinking a soy one. Not sure I believe her cuz she (and my aunt) are both drama queens and think that just because the baby sneezes or blinks, that there is something wrong with him.

They over protect him in some ways (they don't take him outside unless they take him to see the doctor- and they probably take him a couple of times a week and they keep fragrances- shampoos and detergents- away so he won't develop allergies) yet they won't use a car seat! That really pisses me off. SMFH. Sorry for being a bit off topic, but I find it so unbelievable that they dont put his safety (when they drive, my aunt holds him in her arms while my cousin drives and TEXTS!! I seriously wanted to slap her (cousin) when my aunt said that. Un.Fucking.Believable.

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People don't know alot about natural breastfeeding these days. There is actually nothing wrong with several years, als long as mother AND child both want it. First teeth are called "milk teeth" in German. Kids start losing them around age 6, so go figure.

I think this is a really sweet story.

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I wish she'd choke on the placenta that she probably keeps in her freezer. Crazy cunt.

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Submitted by WendyNerd on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 3:02am.

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THIS! Exactly what I'm saying. Shit, I didn't want to go school when I first started, but my mom didn't let me sit around the house until I was good and ready to go. Cause if she did I never would've gone. People seem to think that if their child wants to do something, then it must be alright and the child will grow out of it. Parents are fucking pussies these days raising pussy ass kids and then writing that shit off as, "Oh, he's just really sensitive and empathetic!" Bullshit! That's just like when they give trophies to children whether they won the game or not, to "build their self-esteem". I guess next they're gonna give out trophies to kids with shitty grades to let them know that trying your best, even if you sucked or didn't really try at all, was good enough. How's that gonna work out for those kids in the working world. I doubt anyone has ever had a boss that gave them an honorable mention award, even though they're always late, always screws up, has a bad attitude, takes naps on the job, and takes an hour long lunch break when you really only had 30 minutes. *sighs*

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Guys, in this case, IT ALL varies. My sister fed longer than I did and she was sick constantly while I was a very healthy baby. Breastfeeding is neither the key to health and intelligence or a creepy practice. It's a meal. I don't have a problem with extended breastfeeding or public breastfeeding--- but I do have a problem with letting the kid decide when he is weened and --- if you breastfeed to a certain age, letting the kid just get the tit whenever s/he demads it. You want to breastfeed for a long time? Fine, but set some boundaries, don't rub it in peoples' faces, don't get all pissy when other people comment and accept the consequences and DON'T JUST LET THE KID DICTATE WHEN YOU FINALLY STOP. It has to be your decision and you have to lay down the law or they will just expect to be catered to based on their whims and grow up at their own pace for the rest of their lives rather than the appropriate, healthy pace instead.

Please, Dr Freud, help us out. We desperately need to see Casper [the Friendly Ghost] fuck his mother! --- Cinema Snob

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Forget the possible incestual subtext--- what about development.

You have them sucking on your tit until they decide to stop means you're teaching them to basically expect you to give them things and do various things for them until they're good and ready to stop accepting things from you. Sorry, but the message translates. "Suck on Mommy's tit until you've decided you're good and ready to stop" translates to other things. "Let Mommy cut your food for you until you've decided you're good and ready to cut them yourself." "Let Mommy try and fix your problems whenever you get in trouble until you've decided you're good and ready to fix your own issues." "Live off of Mommy in her basement until you've decided you're good and ready to move out and support your own ass." I'm sorry, but age-related barriers need to be established and children need to learn when they're too old for certain things, like breast feeding. They need to learn that they can't just latch onto something for as long as they want to and that it's okay to expect to be given whatever you demand for as long as you demand it and that anyone demanding that you move on from things is just MEAN OLD SOCIETY BEING MEAN. Yes, mean old society is mean, and that's why you have to eventually be able to force your kid to learn to live without sucking on Mommy's teat. It's one thing to stand up for certain ideals, it's another to allow your kid to delay learning about independence and maturity for as long as they wish. I have a feeling this whole "nurse the kids as long as they want" has a lot more to do with the mothers' emotional benefit than any emotional, mental or physical benefit the kid could ever get. There are other ways to bond and by letting your kid rely on this way keeps you from exploring other, more mentally stimulating ways to bond. You just latch onto the old thing and then as a result feel no motivation to explore other ways to establish a connection with your child. It's a glorification of stagnation in more ways than one.

Please, Dr Freud, help us out. We desperately need to see Casper [the Friendly Ghost] fuck his mother! --- Cinema Snob

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Grossss.

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Damn! Nice hooker shoes, baby. Can you dance in those things?

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To say something nice ... um ...well, at least she's an involved mom.

Bonjour à tous ici présents!

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Who are you calling silly cow?

BlueOrchid's picture

Team boredasfuckyo, too! You said it better than I would have.

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and Shandi, for the record - i am SO glad there are alternatives, for moms like you, who have problems breastfeeding for whatever reason. the most important thing is that the kid is loved and nurtured and the mom is healthy enough and has ALL THE SUPPORT SHE NEEDS to provide that love and nurturance.

breastfeeding Nazis are not appreciated by me, on either side.

i am on Team "It's Hard Enough Being a Mother - Let'd Help Each Other".

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wait.

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woah.

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Good for her and her children.

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Thanks TR & KA, I did not know that. It makes sense but I can't believe it. The human body is amazing.

"milkshakes or camembert." and Mr. Takei, lol

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she looks like a typical housewife from 1960. i remember hearing she was a lesbian

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hey Within! yes, i think that, all things being equal with mom and baby health, that the breast produces milk as long as there are stll demands being put on the milk supply.

think about it - if it didn't work that wy we'd never have milkshakes or camembert.
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http://usatoday30.usatoday.com/news/health/story/2012-05-11/breastfeedin...

"Despite a breast-feeding brouhaha kicked off last week by a Time magazine cover photo of a mom nursing her 3-year-old son, that's actually the norm worldwide, experts say. But in the United States, breast-feeding children that old is practiced among a tiny sliver of mothers.

Some online are calling it "perverted" and "dangerous" to nurse a 3-year-old, but "it's normal for our species," says Katherine Dettwyler, a professor of anthropology at the University of Delaware in Newark.

"It's not perverted, it's not sex, it's not women doing it for some perverse need," she says. "It's normal like a nine-month pregnancy is normal."

Dettwyler, who has published studies on breast-feeding, found that most children around the world are breast-fed for three to five years or longer..."

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totally on team boredasfuckyo. cover your shit up. i dont need to see your big titty in your kids mouth with you looking around for the attention, especially when i'm trying to eat. get it somewhere else. im not telling anyone they need to go sit in a bathroom stall to breastfeed their baby, i'm saying cover it up and quit trying to be nothing other than an attention whore.

Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 02/08/2013 - 1:05am.

TR, I'm surprised she still has milk in year 4. Does a mother lactate however long the child wants to breastfeed?
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according to my super organic vegan locavore crunchy sister (who still covers up while breastfeeding), yes. you can take herbs and such to help stimulate it as well. that's how wet nurses kept feeding babies.

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TR, I'm surprised she still has milk in year 4. Does a mother lactate however long the child wants to breastfeed?

*shudders at thought of clogged ducts*

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some of you are missing the point.

if your kid stops wanting to nurse at 6 months - great. if they stop wanting to nurse at 3 years, fine. kids are different. when they are ready they will stop.

THAT'S the point!

around the world, and in the pre-industrial age, it is/was normal for kids to stop nursing around age three or so. it isn't customary to do it in the west, but it doesn't mean the mother is a sick twisted psycho if she lets her kid wean him- or herself.

y'all don't like Blossom Dearie here, that's fine, but at least get the facts straight.

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Submitted by Jeanneee on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 9:57pm.

Jeanneee, this is why I didn't breastfeed my three. I tried. I REALLY tried. But each time I tried, I felt like I'd been given anesthesia and I couldn't be trusted to stay awake and hold the baby. It was too dangerous for me. No harm done. As I just posted, my kids are all super healthy. I guess the only harm done was all the money we had to spend on formula. Geez. I'm glad to see that someone else had the same sleepy/pass out side effect from breastfeeding that I did!

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What boredasfuckyo said.

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Submitted by Phatasmagoria on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 10:16pm.
Don't know about the future
That's anybody's guess
Ain't no good reason
For gettin' all depressed
But if you need an answer
I'll give you a piece of my mind
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That was fucking nasty and I wish I never read it.
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Shakespear better watch out! lol :D
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Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 10:56pm.

NO, Bitch I do not want to see your fucking brat hanging off of your bare fucking titties. That's why they have blankets specifically for breast feeding, and pumps to pump in to a bottle for when you go out in public. end rant
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I am happy to say that I once saw a woman breastfeeding in the ladies room at a church (there was a little area for nursing mothers in there) and she, thankfully, had a blanket covering herself. I thought that was what all women who breastfed in public did, but I guess not. :P

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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 10:56pm.
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Was your mouth agape? That could have tipped her off. Jk, maybe people gave her THE LOOK.

"blanket over the action." - lolol

Ita, Blossom, do whatever but I don't want to hear about your clogged ducts!! >_<

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Submitted by ursulahotname on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 11:44pm.

They say six months is the minimum. Mine nursed 7 months, didn't care after that. I know a woman who couldn't bear to nurse each of her kids more than 2 months each because it was " too hard" ( as a stay at home mom) and damned if those kids aren't sick 46 weeks of the year with one virus or another. Just sayin'
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I never breastfed any of my three. They are rarely sick and none of them has ever had an ear infection. Ever. They are 18, 15 and 7. You don't have to breasfeed your kids for them to have a healthy immune system. Just sayin'.

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Huh, this kid went longer than I did. According to my mother I stopped latching on when I was around 6 months old. And my relationship with my mother, my immune system, and my IQ are all fine. So this attachment parenting crap seems more about the mother being an obsessive clingy psycho than about the kid being happy. Why is it that animals know when to let go of their kids but humans don't?

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Clinton Kelly from What Not to Wear would be proud.

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Submitted by RHONYC on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 9:21pm.

my THREE MONTH OLD grew what felt were tiny razors in her mouth (the dentist said they were teeth...tomato, PIRANHA)
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I'm on Team Breastfeed If Possible (I should note that I am not a mommy, but a very devoted Auntie). But yeah, Blossom strikes me as someone who's over in the deep end with the mommy stuff. Like the role of Mother has usurped everything else. I figure a child needs to understand that mom is an individual separate from himself - that just seems sensible to my no-authority-having mind.

They say six months is the minimum. Mine nursed 7 months, didn't care after that. I know a woman who couldn't bear to nurse each of her kids more than 2 months each because it was " too hard" ( as a stay at home mom) and damned if those kids aren't sick 46 weeks of the year with one virus or another. Just sayin'

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But for the record I love me some Blossom and I don't get offended by public breasties.

Love,
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Okay, look. When a guy at work was reprimanded for farting publicly his response was, "But it's natural!" To which his boss replied....."So is fucking, but you're not going to see me doing it on my desk."

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My mom didn't breastfeed me for that long, but I didn't kick the bottle until I was five. I guess she felt guilty about not producing enough milk. LOL.

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I'm very fascinated by her. She did all that schooling to go back to acting. Academic jobs are really getting crappy when acting is considered a more lucrative profession.

If my kid can speak in complete sentences, I have a hard time imagining him breastfeeding. I wonder if Blossom's kid ripped her nipple off and that's why it's over for him.

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Her blog post has a romance novel kind of feel to it, which skeeves me out. 50 shades of titty or something. If I have mini-JTROS at some point, I hope to breastfeed for a little while. I don't care about women feeding in public (though I would not feel comfortable whipping it out without some modest covering). You can bet I also wouldn't do it until the kid was potty trained, in pre-school, or could actually tell me he/she wanted "nummies". Ironically, that's what we call our dog's soft food: nummies or numnums.

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Submitted by CoconutCoochie on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 11:08pm.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 11:02pm.

There's something seriously wrong with you if you think a woman feeding her child in public is disturbing. (because it IS feeding).
You don't like it, look the other way. It's as simple as that.
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No there isn't. Don't force your agenda on what someone should OR SHOULD not be comfortable or uncomfortable with seeing in public. If a woman wants to breast feed in public,isn't my issue, its when she whips out her bare breast to do it, there is no logical reason for her to do that other than for attention when they have covers she can use to cover herself and her child from gawkers. There is NOTHING weird about being uncomfortable seeing a stranger take her fucking boob out in public. I don't care what the reason is, it's disrespectful. "But it's nourishing her child" is a bullshit excuse. And maybe if enough people oogled a woman while she had her tit whipped out maybe she's grow some fucking dignity and shame and cover the fuck up next time.

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Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 11:02pm.

There's something seriously wrong with you if you think a woman feeding her child in public is disturbing. (because it IS feeding).
You don't like it, look the other way. It's as simple as that.

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Submitted by winniwins on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 9:05pm.
"Militant Lactivism." Hahaha, comment of the day!

Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 8:58pm.
"no one needs a dumb stuck up pretentious hippy bitch who thinks she's mother fucking earth and can't keep her own marriage together, airing her tits on the topic." Agreed. It's not about whether or not to breastfeed until the kid is post-adolescent, it's her nauseating self absorption, the assumption that her opinion is so important, that people seem to take issue with.

"The actresses were uniformly excellent, they had compelling storylines and I wanted to be fucked by almost every man on that show."

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Submitted by CoconutCoochie on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 10:56pm.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 10:51pm.

You realize that in most states it's LEGAL to breastfeed in public?
I really don't see the big deal. It's okay to see half naked Victoria's secret models on store fronts but it's not okay to see a woman feeding her baby?
Such hypocrisy.
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And a lot things are illegal that I don't think should be, whats your point?
And how are you going to call me a fucking hypocrite bitch, you don't my stance when it comes to breasts or other parts of the female anatomy? And just because YOU don't see the big deal, doesn't mean other people wanna see some strangers titties in public, this isn't National Geographic, where you are part of some tribe and roaming around naked with your dick or breasts hanging out is common and socially acceptable. Pardon fucking me because I don't want to see some disgusting bitches saggy stretched marked titties out in public, you're gonna have to give me a better excuse than "it's to feed her child." I get not being ashamed of your body, but part of not being ashamed is some discretion and decency for yourself and those around you. No one is saying women shouldn't be able to breast feed in public, but for fuck sakes they do have blankets to cover your breast and child while doing. If I had a kid, I would feel so awkward at the thought of whipping out my tit for all the world to see, I think a lot of mothers who do this, do it as a lack of awareness, or do it in defiance, like I dare someone to tell me something! Sorry, decency and respect for others around you is the issue.
Also how pray tell am I a hypocrite?
And what is the correlation between a bitch in a bra or a bathing suit and a bitch whipping out her fucking titty. Fuck off.

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Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 10:51pm.

You realize that in most states it's LEGAL to breastfeed in public?
I really don't see the big deal. It's okay to see half naked Victoria's secret models on store fronts but it's not okay to see a woman feeding her baby?
Such hypocrisy.

In much of the world breastfeeding to 4 years or beyond is common practice. Go back a couple hundred years and extended nursing with all it's immunities passed from mother to child could mean the difference between life and death for toddlers and young children. To assert that extended breastfeeding is unnatural reflects the way that our society has sexualized women's breasts to the point that seeing or reading about breasts being used for their actual purpose is deemed "wrong," "incestuous," etc. I can see how the tone of Bialik's piece is rather grating and overly granola, but I can forgive her for that because she's trying to raise awareness about extended breastfeeding, which is very misunderstood in American society.

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Submitted by Dirk Diggler on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 9:25pm.
Ultimately it's up to the mother to decide, whether to breastfeed or not, and until when. I take offense, however, at the implication that there's something inappropriate about breastfeeding a toddler.
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Well I take offense to some of these mothers who whip out their fucking tit in public and get offended when people look at them in disgust when they whip out theit saggy milk bags in public. And their outrage over "what are you stairing at?! how dare you!?" Because apparently they have a right to publically take their boobs out, like it's no big thang, but all outrage breaks lose if it draws attention! And don't give me that bullshit about "breasts are natural and beautiful we should not be ashamed" bullshit. So is fucking, giving birth and taking a shit, but I don't think those are things socially acceptable to do in public. It's just an excuse to act like a disrespectful entitled bitch and forcing your entitlement and ideas about what is and ISN'T appropriate on other people. NO, Bitch I do not want to see your fucking brat hanging off of your bare fucking titties. That's why they have blankets specifically for breast feeding, and pumps to pump in to a bottle for when you go out in public. end rant

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Clogged ducts--just because you are comfortable talking about it doesn't mean you should talk about it.

I think my first wife knew of someone who had a 5 or 7 year old still on the rack. He would walk up and say 'boobies' and the mom would whip her tits out--didn't matter who was in the room at the time.

Also, I was in the hospital er the other day and I noticed a young woman breastfeeding with her boob right out there. I guess I took too long a look because next time I looked over there, she had a blanket over the action.

Thumbsucker until first grade here. My mom had a perfect trick to get me off it: telling me that the school wanted to know how mature I was - and I wanted to go to school badly (jaja, that changed quickly).

To this story: I have got a good memory for random stuff - I can remember my first christmas chocolate calender but since my parents can't remember what they ate yesterday, I can't figure out which exact age I've been back then, but I think it was 2,5.
I have read about what other people remember of their childhood and some have got memories of their diapers being changed, but then again that depends on in what age they've been potty-trained. Let's just say that people might remember things from when they're 2.

Anyway, long story short: I'm fucking glad that I can't remember my diapers being changed and also that I can't remember sucking on my mom's tit. So why are these people putting their children through this?

ETA: This is the generation of "ME-ME-ME" -moms - just look at all these kids the Kardashian boy, Bronx Mogli and a lot of other boys who have long hair as their mothers love that utchigutchi hair that much and it's soooo cute and soooo angelic and bla. They tell that their kids don't want a haircut, but they are most likely scarying them so they can have their will.
A mop on the head is annoying as hell, especially when you're a kid and want to run and jump and not take care of that jungle on your head.

ETA²: Oh, didn't look at the pic properly: Yes this boy has also long hair - out of his own free will, of course - he won't get his hair cut until he walks up to her and demands it! Parenting seems to be rocket science!

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One would think that after 4 yrs the wells would have dried up!

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This ugly bitch has been getting on my nerves since she was a kid. Why in hell is she so worried about how she feels about him rejecting her titty, when the child is dealing with divorce, which she just glibly mentions. Attachment parenting, my ass.

Having babies makes you crazy.

When mine were first born I'd whip my boob out in a SECOND-no cover, no shame-and feed them. In hindsight I regret my 'openness' now that I realize that my mother, step father, aunts, cousins, co-workers and shady ass neighbor have all seen my breasts. Horrified.

...and I only leched for a few months...

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@ RHONYC -- this:

(the dentist said they were teeth...tomato, PIRANHA)

has me cackling like a crazy person. hahahaha

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Don't know about the future
That's anybody's guess
Ain't no good reason
For gettin' all depressed
But if you need an answer
I'll give you a piece of my mind
In my opinionation
That was fucking nasty and I wish I never read it.