When The Lady's Face In The Background Says It All
Lindsay Lohan showed up to the amfAR Gala in NYC last night and where oh where to begin...
THOSE CHEEKS! Phoebe Price better inject her farm to table cheeks with massive amounts of growth hormones, because LiLo is showing her up in the chicken cutlets department. LiLo's got a Costco chicken cutlets family pack stuffed into those cheeks.
THOSE LIPS! That lipstick color makes her lips look like two long keloids. Not that she was invited, but the only way LiLo can go to the Grammys this Sunday is if she covers the puffy labia lips on her face with a pussy pastie.
THAT WIG WEAVE THING! I'm not sure if that's an old wig, factory-defected Barbie hair from the Mattel factory or if she just pulled clumps of hair out of the drain, sprayed them down with shellac and threw that shit on her head.
THOSE SHOES! Those are the shoes that come in the amateur drag queen starter kit.
WOODY ALLEN! Creepy ass Woody Allen looks creeped out and that's an achievement since the contents of his hard drive can probably make the most seasoned FBI agent blush.
THE ENTIRE LOOK! It's very "60-something retired Italian porn star turned black widow."
With all that being said, this might be the best she's looked in months! I guess living in White Oprah's house is doing her some good. Yeah, the NYDN says that LiLo can't even afford rent at the Y, so she's moved back into her old room at White Oprah's house on Long Island. QUICK! Somebody get Albert Maysles over there, because that mess sounds like the coked up, drunk version of Grey Gardens. Grey Goose Gardens!
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What the fuck is with all the chins?
"HOdor"
The last thumb with the fur hoodie. WTF?
FOR SERIOUS? Bitch is so fucking delusional. Who the fuck does she think she is Zsa Zsa Gabor?
LMFAO at this whole thread. Thanks MK! *wipes tears* she is ridiCULOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Coma Caca!
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She will die an early death. Not saying it to be mean (this time). It's just the truth.
this girl fights the hot more than anyone else. Think about it. She must be extremely pretty naturally to still look this...good...after what she's done to herself.
this photo needs to go next to the written definition of "busted" in every dictionary of every language
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Zabelita: "Oh dear! That's me in the background!!!!...."
For reals? Why didn't you kick her in the bagina when you had the chance?!?!?!
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 12:13pm.
veryoldbat:
http://www.eonline.com/news/385666/lindsay-lohan-s-bags-searched-by-secu...
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Where were the drug sniffing dogs, and the cavity search?
Best nickname for Linds I've seen in a while: Cinnamon Champagne.
It's probably her escort name.
Submitted by cake coke and cock on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 12:59pm.
That's not fillers. That's vodka. Fermented potatoes. Barrels of it. It gives you potato face, I've been saying it for years.
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Hmm, I've always thought coke bloat. But she hits that sauce like C-Breezy hits - well - everything.
EW.. M.E. Her life has to be a series of humiliations. The link to the airport...
Was she told the tickets were waiting at the desk and paid for? " Ummm Sorry Miss Lohan.. I don't have anything booked for you at the.... " The Lara Fierce Shot is all over the interwebs.... Cracken.. Stay home. Get help.
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
"Grey Goose Gardens". Ha ha ha!
That's not fillers. That's vodka. Fermented potatoes. Barrels of it. It gives you potato face, I've been saying it for years.
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Don't make me quote Nabokov at you. I'll do it. I promise.
Oh dear! That's me in the background!!!!....I have such sympathy for Lindsay because she looked a heck of a lot better in person. I'm just reacting to the flash, but nevertheless hysterically laughing at this post.
It's all in the angles (or at least I'm telling myself that since this could be the worst possible photo of me in existence. Maybe). Ah well!!
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MardiGras -- I like the way you think! I say we contact the consulate over there, arrange for them to keep her & the Lohan harem (does that include Nana?), it truly is a win-win situation. Could you imagine how much time & money that would free up for the CDC???
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
Submitted by chinchilla on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 12:16pm.
@Hekki
i read that as "gritty twat". still works!
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EEWW! THOSE SCABBED OVER VAGINAL CYSTS~ TOTALLY would make it GRITTY and FRICTIONAL down there.
FRECKLY FRICTIONAL FAGINA
Just here to put in the usual "Lohan looks like a crackhead pimple on a crackheads butt." comment. Have a nice day!
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!
What's with the dry ass, nappy weave with greasy as fuck roots?
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I'm not a slut, I'm sexually liberated. There's a difference.
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Submitted by skinny fat on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 12:35pm.
so why didn't she go to Dubai yesterday? and who's dressing this twatwhoreslut these days. she looks ridiculous all the time
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The prince prolly cancelled on her after her STD results came back positive, so she flew to NY instead.
Obviously WO is dressing her. DUH! She's reliving her Rockette years. *chokes*
Why does this idiot keep getting invited to events? What the hell did she do to her face? Fillers or is it alcohol bloat? Idiot.
so why didn't she go to Dubai yesterday? and who's dressing this twatwhoreslut these days. she looks ridiculous all the time.
Reading about this ho and her pitiful life exhausts me. She needs to stop being invited to things.
Let her stay in Dubai and turn tricks. It's a win win all around. She makes money and she's not poisoning the US with her toxins. She may even get picked for a harem. Ali can join her. Hell, even White Oprah could score an old sheik over there. Everybody wins. Team Dubai!
Submitted by rosehips69
Grey Goose Gardens is definitely what's going on over at White Oprah's.
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LOL! "Grey Goose Gardens"!!!! Love the phrase and plan to use on the power gays while we're all snowed in this weekend.
M.E. Thank you. Some times its better to get out of town when your not invited to the party. This Prince thing must be heating up..:: yes I know.. Bad taste..;)
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
She looks like a dead body that somebody frankensteined and brought back to life.
CHhhhhhhhinnnnnnnssssss.........
Fuck celebrities going to Dubai. They still treat their women like they're barely human in Saudi Arabia, but they sure seem to love "famous" American whores, don't they?
skeptical at best -- I was almost disappointed that she didn't have a "blowing air kisses" pose, but then if she did, I would have torn her a new one.
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
@Hekki
i read that as "gritty twat". still works!
Can't she even afford human hair extensions anymore? That looks like a synthetic weave to me...which would explain why she never washes her damn hair.
veryoldbat:
http://www.eonline.com/news/385666/lindsay-lohan-s-bags-searched-by-secu...
Wretched ass whoremthe fat wma trapped in her bed is more attractive than this certifiable slut
Yep, M.E. - she's off to make some money whoring in Dubai! I wonder if Ali is meeting them there?
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In this place it seems like such a shame.
Though it all looks different now, I know it's still the same
Everywhere I look you're all I see.
Just a fading fucking reminder of who I used to be.
veryoldbat - the cracken. Her and Dina were pictured in an airport yesterday or the day before headed to Dubai (I thought). Lemme go find the damn link.
I don't understand how anyone can have a "soft spot" for this lying POS. I used to think she'd get it together, but she is such a delusional ASSHOLE, I know she won't stop til she is dead.
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They call me 'The Seeker'
I've been searching low and high
I won't get to get what I'm after
Till the day I die
Mama June needs to step up her CHIN game!
Competition is getting fierce.
@HEKKI
Grifty Twat - LOL from the belly :P
Submitted by super8atefilm: "I'm in the minority, but I'll probably always have a soft spot for Lindsay. I keep hoping she'll clean up her act and kick her ass-hat parents in their puffy parts. That said, she never fails to disappoint."
As a human being and a mother, I will always hope she'll clean up her act.
As a cynic and someone who's been shit on by people like this grifty twat, I know she won't.
M.E..Rachel Zoe or The Cracken? :)
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Yeah, those "inspirational" tats of hers...
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
At least she's not doing that dreadful "blowing a kiss to the camera" pose.
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"Most of us walk away hating our exes in the heart, but still loving them in the genitals." -Michael K
If Fergie, a drunk Liza Minelli and Cortisone - Liz Taylor had a 3 some and fertilized each other with cocaine , that's what you would get. Damn. I feel beautiful after looking at this.
wow! Lilo looks great for 48!
I thought she was leaving on a jet plane to Dubai yesterday?
sorry double post! Guess Rachel Zoe double annoys me.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 11:37am.
Off Topic: That Rachel Zoe creature was on GMA plugging some more shit. Who hires her? She looks like a Stevie Nicks rip off.
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ugh I know, all she did was to push her own 'anorexic bohemian' style onto skanky celebs who didn't know better back in 2006. I hate all the attention she got for that too.
@ GG .. Zoe is in NYC for Fashion week.. Lamb - Gwen Stephanie.. While always polite clearly looks like she take a decontamination bath the minute Rachel leaves her showroom. But she's got her QVC line, cute baby a family that puts up with her... maybe Rachel will achieve full conciouness when she dies...;)*
Bill Murray*
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
If this trick makes it beyond her 30s I think she'll be the spitting image of Mama June (that chin!).
In fact, someone should slap a red wig on Mama June and put a photo of those two side-by-side just so we can compare in the future (if Hohan doesn't OD in the next year).
I'm in the minority, but I'll probably always have a soft spot for Lindsay. I keep hoping she'll clean up her act and kick her ass-hat parents in their puffy parts. That said, she never fails to disappoint.
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Why don't you dance with me? I'm not no limburger.
And yes, ROger is ghey!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012