Open Post: Hosted By The Phantom Of The Fabulous
We can all ascend now that we've seen beauty and glamour in its finest, rawest and most potent form. I hope you have a paper bag handy, because it's only a matter of seconds before your b-hole starts hyperventilating. That is a natural reaction to the sight of elegance incarnate.
It only took two packs of Lee Press On Nails, five Sharpies, four handfuls of stick-on rhinestones, three jars of Vaseline, one bottle of Wite Out, a gallon of oil-based red paint, a whole lot of black shoe polish and the finest rhinestone pieces from QVC, but the most gorgeous creature in Europe Harald Glööckler managed to top himself. And yes, I'm pretty sure that's the only time in the history of forever that the words "Harald Glööckler managed to top" have been typed, read or spoken.
Last night in Austria, Mira Sorvino, her husband, Gina Lollobrigida and dozens of others at the Vienna Opera Ball lost their breaths and suffered from severe glamour inhalation when Harald Glööckler rode in on a horse-drawn carriage like the royal empress he is.
Let's all bow down to the unicorn skunk chola who is as precious as a wet kiss from a rainbow and as dazzling as a Liberace butt queef. Actually, I don't think Harald glued those rhinestones to his beautiful face. He's just having an acne breakout. Yes, even his acne breakouts are works of art.
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LOL what a strange world where you're dressed up like you're at your quinceneara and seated in a carriage next to a man coated in rhinestones. I'd swear I were in Narnia if I were that lady in the pink. :D
Hey batty, I'll be waiting backstage when you're done, you got a cj with your name on it. lols
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgQ-QrCFMjs
Tina Fey did a skit with him where she played a teacher having naughty thoughts about JB. Amy P. was also really funny with him. Anyway.. Tonight was ackward...lala
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Nite PHM. St. Francis has a special place for you.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
I am falling asleep at the keyboard. Good night everyone! Sweet dreams of Justin Bieber lol
Bammmm ::: you know when you do that...::: I just can't compete.
I am among the converted. BAMMMM.. Lalalala:::::: LOLOL
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
The good thing is that Animal Allies has her and the dogs info on record now. And I told them about her IDGAF attitude, so they weren't very impressed.
Submitted by veryoldbat on Sun, 02/10/2013 - 12:00am.
As long as you..lalalalalalsla lurvvvvvvme:::::: bwhahaha...I think I'm old....
Laaaaaaalaaalaalovemelalalala:::woooooahhhhhhhhh.....bwhahaha
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*SWOONS* Aaaaaaiiieeeeeeeee!!! *flings boxers onto stage*
Sorry about the smell, had 'em on for a few days. It's the thought y'know. :-P
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgQ-QrCFMjs
MK would be a perfect writer for any show:::: lalallllLalalalalalalalalalalalalal...oaaaah
Aaaaaaaalaaaaaluvvvvvvvvmehhhhhh...
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
@bendy -- i was told that his first SNL appearance was not bad at all bec he was so willing to laugh at his own image. i think i was told he was Miley and she played him...
@PHM -- every time a dog has ever gotten off leash or escaped the front door or yard my heart is in my throat until she's safe with me again. i was in the street nightgown slippers robe titties hangin' out looking for my dog when she ran away our first day at a sublet, lol. as you said, ANYTHING could happen at the hand of man or another beast
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
PHM, What a hateful, thankless bitch. I have no love in my heart for bad animal owners. May karma come back to bite her in the ass.
Batty, I know right. Is MK a ghost writer for SNL? When Bieber mocks himself he can be rather funny. I can't believe I just said that. I must have drunk wine than I thought I did.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sun, 02/10/2013 - 12:38am.
I know..it's so sickening. It's cold outside and in the middle of the country...anything could happen to that dog.
The dog lives over a mile away, but my renter has seen him up there once before I guess. So unless that lady takes better care of her dog, chances are it will be back soon.
@ PHM -- bless you, and the little doggie. he'll be back. fucking unappreciative owner. doesn't appreciate him and didn't appreciate your effort. bitch.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Hopefully he'll run off again and into your yard!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
GG I do too. I felt bad giving him back to her.
PHM, hope that womans colon falls out.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Lol, Bigbendy!
VOB, my mil didnt go for the wig...even though I told her I'd get her the finest Cher wig there was! But she's had that Ceasar cut for over 10 years now.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
VOB he was a Terrier..Rat or Jack Russell..I'm not 100% sure.
Bacon - Glad you made it safe! Sweet Dreams :)
Bendy - I hope so! At first I couldn't get near him, so I took care of my horses then went and bought him some food. He ate it right down, but still ran away from me so I called Animal Allies. No answer. The dog wanted to get in the house..soo I waited with him until my renter got home. In the house he finally let me pet him and check his collar out...we found his owner, but it's not a happy ending. She acted annoyed to come and get him and told me he usually comes home within a few hours. Ugh. I told her that if he is ever up there again that I'm not giving him back. Animal Allies called back and told me the same thing. Some people just shouldn't have animals.
What kind PHM..
JB::: he just made fun of his haircut and said he was pretty sure he still has his baby teeth.. Ok.. Who's on SNL staff? LOL..ok.. Who?
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
What kind PHM..
JB::: he just made fun of his haircut and said he was pretty sure he still has his baby teeth.. Ok.. Who's on SNL staff? LOL..ok.. Who?
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
What kind PHM..
JB::: he just made fun of his haircut and said he was pretty sure he still has his baby teeth.. Ok.. Who's on SNL staff? LOL..ok.. Who?
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
- dp
What kind PHM..
JB::: he just made fun of his haircut and said he was pretty sure he still has his baby teeth.. Ok.. Who's on SNL staff? LOL..ok.. Who?
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Submitted by Bigbendy on Sun, 02/10/2013 - 12:24am.
Foxxy, come join the fun. You know you want to.
lmao!! bendy, it really is not on yet here. if it were, i'd watch for a few min just to rip on him with you guys. still 2 hours away here, by then i'll be looking at pornhu--, i mean, um, reading a book.
*busts into "As Long As You Love Me" chair dance with Bat. "i don't care who you are what you do where you go as long as long as..."*
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Foxxy, come join the fun. You know you want to.
PHM, is the doggie Ok?
@ Bacon -- glad you made it safely, Bacon! ;-)
smdh at the Bieber watchers. smdh.
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Hola, horz.
Just a quick drive-by since I said earlier that I would be on tonight. Just wanted to let those that I yacked with earlier today know that I (and co-pilot Hot Lips) arrived home to the folks' safely. No suicidal deer or geese to be had! But I am drag ass tired, and at this writing, have a 50/50 shot of brushing my teeth and falling face-first into bed safely. Will be popping in over the next few days to take a breather from the wandering gypsies and rela-tics.
Haz a nice rest of the evening, everyhooker.
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VOB lol..I didn't even know that!
Guess what I found at my farm today? A dog!
GG, remember when George Clooney had that haircut in E.R.?
PHM.. They both have songs with the same title.
GG.. I'm getting a wigg if I have to...:)
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
My MIL has that Ceasar cut the mens were sporting a while back. She has a pass though...the cancer med made her hair thin so some crazy barber frind of hers from her church cut her hair for her! And she kept it. My husband and brothers still thump their chests and hold their hands out in a salute and shout Hail Ceasar when she visits! Bastards! But she is a good woman and she just laughs it off. They even teased her that she looks like a lesbian and asked her if she was getting a tribal tattoo on her arm! Poor woman is in her 80's! But she takes it all in her stride.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Bows::: thank you::: thanyouverymuch::::::lalalalalalalalurrrrveeeemeeeeeeeeee:::::
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
VOB isn't that the Backstreet Boys? lol
Batty, standing ovation. Next week you can be the singing talent on SNL.
GG, ain't no traden on this here team girlie. ;-)
As long as you..lalalalalalsla lurvvvvvvme:::::: bwhahaha...I think I'm old....
Laaaaaaalaaalaalovemelalalala:::woooooahhhhhhhhh.....bwhahaha
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
I'm being very serious when I say this. My husband's lesbian aunt has the same haircut as him. No shit.
As the little French Canadian goalie in Slap Shot said, "trade me the fuck now".
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Come on GG, take one for the team. He's no worse the the blonde iguana up there.HAHAHAH
Poor bendy...*hands bottle of Boones Farm*
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Bendy it must be AWFUL then! But SNL knows all of the little children will stay up past their bedtime to watch that mess.
Batty, mute it and use captions........that's what I'm doing. Plus mucho vino.
He probably thought he was being so badass and cool and the audience were like just blinking in stupefaction.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
I cant watch bendy, his thugness will make me shit my pants in fear.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
PHM, equal and or worse so far.
Is SNL worse than the one with Lindsay Lohan?