Birthday Sluts

@AZ.. now I understand. Where can I hear more of The Red Necklace?

Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR

omg tom is soo yum. id hit it.

For those who do not understand the appeal of Tom Hiddleston listen to the audio book The Red Necklace, and then you will get it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nw-plzUg7co

Some days we all get up on the wrong side of the bed. Slept like shit, feel like shit, got in a argument with someone, aches, pms, hungover, didn't get good sex etc....
and sometimes when we do, we make upcalled for comments. I've done it and so has just about everyone else. We all just forget sometimes to be civil. It happens.

HB to the birthday sluts today.

Happy Birthday _meh_ hope it was a good one with lots of cake and ice cream!!

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Submitted by saltydog on Sat, 02/09/2013 - 7:09pm.

damn skippy i can.
i totally get what iv was saying with the "who's?" ie "wow, i don't know/never heard of these people, where'd they come from" and, it could be that they are not of her generation or on the shows/movies/whatever in her sphere/experience.
and you take her to "task"/call her out for THAT?! -getting all personal, insulting her iq and making mad assumptions, etc.,?
no, seriously, do you have some latent vendetta with iv because that is the only way your hostility toward her/what she said can make sense ...

*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*

I don't know what crawled up your ass to engage me, Salty, but I don't engage on this site, which is for fun.

Have a good night.

@Meatblocks - You can't support IV's right to not know all these people bcause according to IV the "who?''s were intended sarcastically. I do support IV's right to post anything he/she wants to, but I also support my, and anybody else's, right to call out people who think they are being clever by posting pointless cliche comments.

@ImpertinentVixen - oh so you're post was sarcastic? You meant to imply that you are overly familiar Michael B Jordan and Colin Egglesfield? You meant to imply that Amber Valletta is the opposite of "meh" and that Cirian Hinds isn't awesome. Yep, that was SOOOO clear and you're not AT ALL backpeddling on your dumb, cliche comments of "who? (Note, that last sentence is an actual example of sarcasm)

@parablesower - well, in your defense he does LOOK like he'd be dumb and boring haha. But yeah lots of times when some of these celebs are inexplicably in good projects (like why would Steven Soderbergh cast him 3 times?) it is because they are actually cool people who are good at making friends and people want to work with them. Like how Josh Harnett kept getting work well after proving he has all the range of a block of wood, it is because everybody from Johnn Depp to Robert Rodriguez to Hunter S Thompsoned liked him haha or, you know, the opposit of Lohan.

There's no way Amber Valetta is only 39. More like 43 or 44.

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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"

"Two eyes, two eyebrows."

Thanks Meaty!

vSubmitted by saltydog on Sat, 02/09/2013 - 12:52pm.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Sat, 02/09/2013 - 11:32am.
Tom Hiddleston: Who?
Michael B. Jordan: Who?
David Gallagher: Who?
Ziyi Zhang: Who?
A.J. Buckley: Who?
Charlie Day: Who?
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Do you have any idea how dumb it makes you sound to comment on a celebrity gossip blog every day and claim to not know who these people are? Do you not know how to use wikipedia or google? Why do you keep reading about celebrities if you can't remember who anybody is?

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Do you know how dumb it makes you sound not to recognize SARCASM when you read it, when you comment on a snarky gossip blog every day? Do you not know how to Wikipedia or google what sarcasm is?

OHMAGOD MAH BOO!!!!!!!!!! HB HIDDLES!!

ETA: You bitches better step off mah Hiddles. *side-eye*

...Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Thu, 02/07/2013 - 6:11pm
"Pooping for me, is oddly relaxing. Like you just shit a little bit of your worries and cares away. Throwing up just feels like you're heaving up bits of your soul."...

HBD Carole King, Joe Pesci, Charlie Day and Judith Light.

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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012

hb birthday charlie day...love him! he is perfection on "it's always sunny..."...colin egglesfield is very pretty in that awful rom/com with kate hudson, the name of which escapes me...

happy birthday to all the other sluts on this list also...

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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr

Happy Birthday to all especially Ziyi Zhang, Joe Pesci, and Carole King.

36 Chambers (The Wu)

"What am I, a mirage?" - Tommy DeVito to Spider before eventually shooting him in the foot.

Happy Birthday Joe!

Charlie Day is fucking hilarious. LOVED him in Horrible Bosses.
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Douchechill!

Happy birthday Tom! Brilliant,funny and cheekbones to die for. Also a kick ass Loki!

HB Ciaran Hinds - he played a killer Julius Caesar in HBO's "Rome." Great actor.

Amber Valletta - I've always thought she was gorgeous.

Joe Pesci - LOVE this guy. One of my favorites. HB you old hot slut!
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A Lannister always pays his debts.

Submitted by Faloola Chong on Sat, 02/09/2013 - 1:58pm.

Having googled Tom Hiddleston he looks rather a lot like Michael Fassbender. Going out with Jessica Chastain as well? Well that's cool.

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Michael Fassbender isn't exactly handsome either but I don't see any resemblance between these two... And no Tom Hiddleston isn't dating J. Chastain, it's The Daily Fail who planted that story outta nowhere, and J. Chastain denied "B*tch please me dating who???" only in a more eloquent way hehe.

@ Parablesower yes he overindulges them in a creepy way methinks. And his fans (not all of them though) are creepy too, stalking his every move, putting him on a pedestal, catty bitches viciously attacking any female he's being spotted with etc. Of course he genuinely appreciates the fandom support don't get me wrong, but on the other side it's now like he can't "live without them" interaction thing... I stopped following him when he tweeted a fanpage back : "I hope I keep doing the things you love..." call me overreacting but I thing there should be a line though, say keep a safe distance and a bit of mystery...

@saltydog Ok- bad example. Carol TatumChanning just seemed derp to me, but good to know more is there. Replace Channing with any muscular, empty headed male star.

@FB Dunno about his fan interactions. But if they are creepy, that would certainly diminish the charm!

DAMN IT why didn't I get the memo saying it was Loki's Birthday? Thank christ for dlisted...I must now go out and do something rotten or try and overthrow a gub-ment to celebrate. ;)

Tom Hiddleston....mmmmm. He definitely does it for me. Sexy, funny, intelligent and charming. Plus, the way the man dances? Something to be said for a man who can dance. Sorry, I need a moment.. Charlie Day is fantastic, and Joe Pesci, Goodfella's give him a free pass for life. Such a huge amount of crazy/anger in such a small guy. I saw Jersey Boys recently, and I hope everything about him in it was true.

Best birthday wishes to Carole King. I just love her. She'd never make it today, which makes me sad.

All birthday love to the old people. And the young ones, too, I guess. No one here is objectionable ot m.

Having googled Tom Hiddleston he looks rather a lot like Michael Fassbender. Going out with Jessica Chastain as well? Well that's cool.

The butler in The Nanny had a better British accent than the Maxwell Sheffield character.

Happy birthday Charlie Day (hot), Holly Johnson (golden age 80s pop), Judith Light (Who's the boss), Mia Farrow (proto Michelle Williams chic), Joe Pesci (prime Scorsese) and Carole King (Brill Building great).

Submitted by Parablesower on Sat, 02/09/2013 - 1:05pm.

Like some people like Channing Tatum. I don't get that. Once you got out of bed, what could you do? I guess the solution would be to stay in bed- but even that MIGHT get old. Charm and sophistication never age.
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Actually I think the appeal of Channing Tatum is that he seems ridiculously fun to hang out with. I read the Details cover story on him and he sounds like an absolute blast: goofy, funny, up for anything, a great drinking buddy...ect. Seriously he and the writer ended up going to some old ghost town to see this weird kitchy bar and ended up getting drunk and sleeping outside in sleeping bags, I'd totally do that!

Submitted by saltydog on Sat, 02/09/2013 - 12:52pm.

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Sat, 02/09/2013 - 11:32am.

i'm standing up for iv's right to not know who the hell all these people are, and express that, without "looking dumb" & without persecution.

*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*

Submitted by carefreea on Sat, 02/09/2013 - 12:57pm

Oh my God, yes! Especially on Tumblr. What the hell is it about? Personally, I think he's ugly

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Submitted by Parablesower on Sat, 02/09/2013 - 1:05pm.

I admit, physically he is not all that. Decent, but not gorgeous. For me, it's the intelligence, wit, talent and charm( plus his voice is amazing) that gets to me, but I am not like the crazies on that other website

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Agree. On other websites he's like some sacred cult, like oh no he is flawless perfect Prince Charming he's perfect etc, that sycophancy is just wayyyy overboard methinks. I mean, even if he's witty, intelligent and eloquent and plays the humble card, paradoxically he loves the attention, the way he interacts with his fandom is a bit creepy...

HB to forever slut Ciaran Hinds xoxooxoxoxo.

Jim J: I'm glad you're still around. Birthday blessings to you and Carole King.

HB to Charlie Day, probably my favorite character on It's Always Sunny (tho' I think they're all hilarious).

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No escapin' when I start
Once I'm in, I own your heart.

@Foxxy "sex swagger"- exactly!

Submitted by Parablesower on Sat, 02/09/2013 - 1:05pm.

I admit, physically he is not all that. Decent, but not gorgeous. For me, it's the intelligence, wit, talent and charm( plus his voice is amazing) that gets to me

ditto. and he has a "sex swagger" about him

HB Tom, Carol King [what Bjork said], Alice Walker, Cieran Hinds, Mr. Shefffffffffffield, Joe Pesci [yeah, mo fo, i think you're funny what you gonna do?], Judith Light [always "Karen" to me too!], Jim J. B!, and the hilarious Charlie Day -- "Sunny" is one of the best shows EVER

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

I admit, physically he is not all that. Decent, but not gorgeous. For me, it's the intelligence, wit, talent and charm( plus his voice is amazing) that gets to me, but I am not like the crazies on that other website!

Like some people like Channing Tatum. I don't get that. Once you got out of bed, what could you do? I guess the solution would be to stay in bed- but even that MIGHT get old. Charm and sophistication never age.

That's my two cents

Submitted by FrigidBarjot on Sat, 02/09/2013 - 11:58am.
Funny, Tom Hiddleston is rarely mentioned on Dlisted... On Celebitchy, twitter and tumblr the man makes lonely female anglophile swoon it's beyond my understanding... He sure seems like a nice guy but oh my not that exceptional methinks.

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Oh my God, yes! Especially on Tumblr. What the hell is it about? Personally, I think he's ugly.

HB Carole King, Joe Pesci and Mia Farrow.

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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?

Can somebody explain the Tom Hiddletson thing to me? I think he's a pretty good actor, but why is everybody acting like he is Colin Farrel or Brad Pitt hot lately? Is it just a nerd thing?

It's not as confusing Benedict Cumberbatch who is straight up hideous looking, Tom is decent looking but I just don't understand the lust over him.

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Sat, 02/09/2013 - 11:32am.
Tom Hiddleston: Who?
Michael B. Jordan: Who?
David Gallagher: Who?
Ziyi Zhang: Who?
A.J. Buckley: Who?
Charlie Day: Who?
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Do you have any idea how dumb it makes you sound to comment on a celebrity gossip blog every day and claim to not know who these people are? Do you not know how to use wikipedia or google? Why do you keep reading about celebrities if you can't remember who anybody is?

Tom Hiddleston gave me a bone as Loki! What a hottie! Travis Tritt - spent many a night with his music playing (Best Intentions....damn good song). Carole King - Tapesty, Smack Water Jack, So Far Away....the list goes on.

HB to all!

humans off, I love "Broadway Danny Rose."

My goodness, so many good ones.... Judith LIght, who will always be Karen from "One Life to Live"

Ciaran Hinds, so great in "Persuasion," an excellent Austen adaptation.

And Carol King, oh honey, the people she has influenced, whether they realize it or not...

Have a great day everyone.

Happy birthday Meh!

CarrieOn - your Carole King story is spot-on. My childhood spent listening to the records my 7-year older sis would buy. I've heard CK's bio is excellent. HB Ms King!

Happy Birthdays to Alice Walker and Jim J. Bullock! Wow! I never realized how much swimmer Brendan Hansen resembles Jim J.! Hotness.

Birthday fondles and gropes to _meh_, as well!

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HB Mia Farrow, for marrying Sinatra and cutting off her hair and trying to help suffering kids and animals and (finally) kicking Woody in the nads ..

(Alas I really liked her in some of the Woody movies, esp Broadway Danny Rose)

HB Carole King, mother of the Locomotion (and Tapestry - damn that thing was a monster smash)

HB Alice Walker and Joe Pesci too

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"End well: this isn't going to." - MK

Sometimes I hate reading the Birthday Sluts because I feel old and depressed. Can't believe Carole King is 71. Remember listening to Tapestry in my sister's room, which itself is amazing since she is 8 years older than I am and could barely be bothered with me.

HB to the rest of the old sluts too.

hb to joe pesci and all his characters
ah ha ha haa i remember bullock, the bumbling "thorry mr. (whatever the ted knight cartoonist's name was)" dude with the huge chin/nose and frosted hair on too close for comfort.
it wasn't a funny show but it was all we had ... *sigh*.
oooh, almost forgot that mia farrow is nuts and also comitted one of the worst trade downs in history, going from sinatra to woody the incestuous pedo.
judith light, proving that a skull with shoulder pads can find employment in hollywood.

*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*

how much does Ziyi Zhang charge? anyone know?

Goodfellas, Bronx Tale, Casino - some of my favorites. HB Joe Pesci!

And Happy Birthday meh!

Happy Birthday Charlie Day....you never, ever fail to make me side splitting laugh on Always Sunny.