Courtney Stodden Has A New Music Video And It's Dripping With Candy-Coated Elegance
Okay, maybe it's not dripping with candy-coated elegance, but it's definitely dripping with something, because my eyeballs are sticky in a bad way and the rest of my day will be spent scrubbing my retinas with a Chore Boy and two cans of Ajax (with BLEACH!). Speaking of Chore Boys, everybody who helped in the making of the porn iguana's debut music video was obviously smoking from a Chore Boy crack pipe, because this is an illegal mess.
If you've ever wondered what a Skinemax movie would look like if a perma-horny, cotton-mouthed iguana in a thirsty weave was cast as the lead, you'll get your answer when you watch Courtney Stodden's video for her auto-tuned as fuck single "Reality." Courtney's video has a budget of zero (that's being generous), all of the sophisticated ensembles she's wearing were snatched from a dumpster behind a third-tier stripper shop on Hollywood Blvd. and several laws were broken while making this.
I couldn't find an embeddable clip, which probably isn't a bad thing, because Dlisted has been hit with way too many fake Malware warnings this week and it really doesn't need another one. So you have to go to E! to watch Courtney's latest assault on your soul. You should run the shower before you hit play, because you will want to jump into it afterward.
That being said, Courtney's video is a complicated piece of art and I'm sure that the authority on all things artistic, James Franco, will teach an entire course on it at RISD in the fall.
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Submitted by bigorexia on Sun, 02/10/2013 - 4:54pm.
Just listen to the song without looking at the video. It's actually pretty good. Would definitely be great to dance to at the club. You really are all just saying it is crap because it is her.
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The beat is pretty basic and lame and her voice is very thin and shrill. I can't imagine people putting up with listening to this even jokingly at a club, gay bars play lots of campy videos by drag queens and people like Johnny McGovern but at least those are done with humor.
she doesn't have the production values in the music or video of something like these:
http://www.newnownext.com/3-fiercest-music-videos-by-drag-race-queens/08...
so they saw the attention that super bowl commercial with Leo's ex-ho got and just decided to shoot this in a week right?
Also, notice they are TRYING to flash Illuminati symbols like the pyramid eye from the dollar bill. Perhaps begging to be picked up by the Elites.
Just listen to the song without looking at the video. It's actually pretty good. Would definitely be great to dance to at the club. You really are all just saying it is crap because it is her.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Sun, 02/10/2013 - 1:30pm.
Submitted by vsminimoose on Sat, 02/09/2013 - 11:38pm.
I'm sorry but her husband must have some kind of brain damage. For serious. Even if he found her body/personality appealing (????) he would HAVE to be over it by now.
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There's also her bottomless bank account.
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heh, I had the Mariah Carey post open at the same time and thought your post was talking about Mimi. I don't think Courtney has a bottomless bank account. But I do think Dougie might be a little insane in the membrane.
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A Lannister always pays his debts.
I just threw up in my mouth a little bit...
Submitted by vsminimoose on Sat, 02/09/2013 - 11:38pm.
I'm sorry but her husband must have some kind of brain damage. For serious. Even if he found her body/personality appealing (????) he would HAVE to be over it by now.
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There's also her bottomless bank account.
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A Lannister always pays his debts.
I don't like when women hate on other women but f*ck me is there anything WORSE than Courtney Stodden? I could only handle 20 seconds of that atrocity.
Move over lizard lips.
My obsession with Tiffany Bolling continues...the one true hot slut. Wicked! In DUO VISION! LOL!
http://vimeo.com/17180573
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This is a joke, right?
I thought it was pretty catchy. You guys are being too harsh on this fine young lady.
Call me when she releases a video worth watching i.e. 3 cocks getting her airtight, sign the Vivid contract dumb cunt!
http://youtu.be/MDQBrm4w4Sk
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Does she eat? Seriously...how many calories a day does this girl pack in? 700?
She's like white trash skinny too.....no curves (except for her push ups) and lanky as fuck.
I didn't even make it to the end and my ears bled so heavily I had to put tampons in them. Can you believe!?
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
She is truly worthless...sorry.
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Submitted by crazyassmom on Sun, 02/10/2013 - 4:15am.
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LMAO! That's fantastic! HAHAHAHA! I went to his facebook page once after the shit he said about shane, and dude has just as much haters on his fanpage. LMAO! Night crazyassmom! Have a good one!
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Bored-
Thanks for the site, think I'll watch it before hitting the sack!
Night!
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Wow! He sounds like a major fuckwad! I found his site, and it's on bitch! Lol. Already started my "commenting" ("too bad you're not as funny or talented as Shane Dawson."Lol. Didn't even watch the video! XD. Sounds like VidCon was basically saying if someone kills you we aren't going to be responsible for it, you're on your own! What a jerk!
Think I'm going to head to bed. You made several new fans for Shane Dawson today! Maybe he should hire you to do PR work for him on other sites. =)
Good night, have a good one and to anyone else that may still be up or starting your days!
Take care everyone!!! G'night!!!!! {o:
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"...I'm a greedy, money grubbing
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By: Tigerlilly
crazyassmom, found this channel explaining the whole thing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TdQomWyaCg
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Submitted by crazyassmom on Sun, 02/10/2013 - 3:54am.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Sun,
02/10/2013 - 3:37am.
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No, I haven't had a chance to see
It yet! =( you know, for awhile I wasn't watching my new YT favorites when they came out so there's a bunch of his I've missed. Trying to get caught up. May have to make that my next one to watch. Does that prick have a YT site now, or any other way to harass him? >:o
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The Rihanna one is old. It's back when Shane had his surgery after he lost all that weight.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_b72QLyMzOE
And Yup. That asshole does have a youtube. He tweeted Shane all kinds of shit, saying Shane was a fake and broke his promise to work with him again. And all this. Guy's an asshole. From what I hear, Shane isn't the only guy he's fucked over. He's talked and started shit with a few youtubers. He even got a letter from the organizers of Vidcon telling him they didn't want him there because he was controversial and they didn't have the proper security incase shit went down. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlktOt_VvEg
He's a reaaaal piece of work.
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Sun,
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No, I haven't had a chance to see
It yet! =( you know, for awhile I wasn't watching my new YT favorites when they came out so there's a bunch of his I've missed. Trying to get caught up. May have to make that my next one to watch. Does that prick have a YT site now, or any other way to harass him? >:o
ETA: never mind, I found his channel. IT'S ON BITCH!!!! =)
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"...I'm a greedy, money grubbing
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Submitted by crazyassmom on Sun, 02/10/2013 - 3:26am.
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Did you ever get around to watching Smiley???
I love Shane, one of my favorites is his Rihanna is an Animal? one, however it's also the one where he introduced that jackass, Onision, to people, who THEN as a friendly gesture to Shane turned around and talked shit about him saying Shane was a fake and a bad friend and all this bullshit. I seriously can't stand that guy.
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
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Ikr??! Isn't he a riot? I go back to some of his older videos (like the TSwift/Kanye one) and see how he has progressed over the last couple of yrs! He's a very talented young man. Started his little YT channel and is now one of the most watched channels on YT AND has been signed by a LARGE talent agency (and damn if I can remember the name. It's the one ran by Ari Gold, who basically through Mel Gibson out when his personal manager died and all that shit w/ the Russian whore came out! Lol. Wish he was with a different agency, but have to admit it IS a big name in the business). ,)
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I love Shanna also, bitch is hilarious!!! XD
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SALUT to my favorite Moo Cow! Hope this evening finds you well!!! {o;
Trying to decide if I want to go and watch it now, or just watch the Les Beav on SNL later on. Hmm....
ETA: VOB-cant believe I left you out!! So sorry dear! You're up late!? Perc's not working tonight? =(
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"...I'm a greedy, money grubbing
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By: Tigerlilly
Submitted by crazyassmom on Sun, 02/10/2013
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His friend Shanna is hilarious as fuck too. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxknM8JIrto
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
I'm usually against frivolous cosmetic surgery, especially when young people are involved, but I have to say that her surgeon managed to eradicate at least some of the fugliness. Unfortunately, there is no such thing as a soul implant.
Salut Within, Veryoldbat, Crazyass and all you other lovely peeps still out and about.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Lol Crazyass, This guy's hilarious! I am watching them now. His songs parodies are great, lollol
@Boredas, his Khloe-chewey, bwhahaha
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Sorry for the long address, it's just the way my phone copies them! This is awesome, but you have to watch the whole thing.
Taylor Swift Revenge Rap (Shane Dawson)
rtsp://v2.cache7.c.youtube.com/CjYLENy73wIaLQns9KqXZH4jVRMYDSANFEIJbXYtZ29vZ2xlSARSBXdhdGNoYMyfx4H3nYGGUQw=/0/0/0/video.3gp
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"...I'm a greedy, money grubbing
whore and a check is a check, so I'd strap a snorkel on the ol' noggin and muff dive like there was diamonds up in there..."
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Submitted by veryoldbat on Sun, 02/10/2013 - 2:38am.
Boredas.. Thank you for the intro.. Have been watching his channel...
Loved GaGa Sperm Perfume. ;)))
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That one was hilarious...I like how when they asked what they thought Gaga's perfume would smell like they all said shit. :))
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Boredas.. Thank you for the intro.. Have been watching his channel...
Loved GaGa Sperm Perfume. ;)))
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
@Within-
Look up his Katy Perry parodies and Lady Gagme video parodies("Telephone", "Last Sunday Night", "Bad Bromance") his Taylor Swift revenge video for Kanye.
This kid is f'n *addictive*!!! And he's just a cutie pie!!! =)
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"...I'm a greedy, money grubbing
whore and a check is a check, so I'd strap a snorkel on the ol' noggin and muff dive like there was diamonds up in there..."
By: Tigerlilly
Shane pokes fun at a lot of people. Including a spot on version of Khloe. He's fuckin hilarious.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nn436CxkN1I
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
If this photo doesn't convince you that Doug is gay nothing will. Here is a link to E! showing him salivating over the half naked men auditioning for the video.
http://tinyurl.com/a76q4g6
i made it 15 seconds into this fucking mess.
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Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Sun, 02/10/2013 - 12:25am.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R61x52zt6ms
oh shit i lost it when i saw his face when she started singing on the video. this is some funny shit.
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Boredas, Omg lmmfao at that that guy. Thanks for that! If he ever did a parody of this iguana it'd be ridiculous, hahaha Now I have to watch more!
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Yesss! I love Aunt Hilda! =)
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"...I'm a greedy, money grubbing
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I would love to know John Water's thoughts on Courtney...
Submitted by crazyassmom on Sun, 02/10/2013 - 1:17am.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Sun, 02/10/2013 - 1:10am
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Yup! Seen that one also. "Last Sunday Night" has to be added to my top ten of his also. His parody music videos are so frickin' good! I don't think I've not liked a single one he's done. His own videos are pretty good also!
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Saw that one too As I recall Aunt Hilda was the star of that as well as the other Katy Perry Parody, "The one who turned you gay" LMAO!
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Yup! Seen that one also. "Last Sunday Night" has to be added to my top ten of his also. His parody music videos are so frickin' good! I don't think I've not liked a single one he's done. His own videos are pretty good also!
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"...I'm a greedy, money grubbing
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Submitted by crazyassmom on Sun, 02/10/2013 - 1:05am.
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Haha! Love that one from Shane! Have you seen the Taylor Swift revenge for Kanye video?? That one and the "Telephone (mens version)" have to be my favorites by Shane!!!
This one with that stupid ass Farrah was "epic"!!
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Lmao! yup! I saw those, I liked the other parody he did by Lady Gaga too, Bad Bromance or something like that.
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
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Haha! Love that one from Shane! Have you seen the Taylor Swift revenge for Kanye video?? That one and the "Telephone (mens version)" have to be my favorites by Shane!!!
This one with that stupid ass Farrah was "epic"!!
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"...I'm a greedy, money grubbing
whore and a check is a check, so I'd strap a snorkel on the ol' noggin and muff dive like there was diamonds up in there..."
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Submitted by crazyinjapan on Sun, 02/10/2013 - 12:34am.
Bored: Ahahahahahahahahaha... oh, shit.
Thank you for sharing that.
Ahhahahahhahahahahahhaha.
That dumb worthless cunt.
Ahahahhahahahahahhaha!
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Right?I was cracking up when as they are listening to it, he's trying hard not to laugh at that mess, and you can tell she's just so pissed off , and afterward he's all "I had NO IDEA YOU WERE DEAF!" BAHAHAHAHAHA!
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
so..I always heard if you don't feed it...it will go away. we need to pretend she isn;t there so she will slither back from whence she came.
Bored: Ahahahahahahahahaha... oh, shit.
Thank you for sharing that.
Ahhahahahhahahahahahhaha.
That dumb worthless cunt.
Ahahahhahahahahahhaha!
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Sun, 02/10/2013 - 12:02am.
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No thanks, I heard that cunt's idea of music, it's actually worse than Mariah's rechristmas video...ugh... and she actually seems like every bit the bitch she portrays on the show, she did an mock interview with this Youtuber named Shane Dawson and he was picking at her in a comedic way, because it wasn't meant to be taken seriously, and bitch acted like she had a stick up her ass the whole time.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R61x52zt6ms
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Same old shit, just a different day.
This is actually not as bad as I thought it would be. That teen mom chick's song has lowered my standards.
If you think Court's bad, give this your ear:
http://thestir.cafemom.com/entertainment/142149/teen_mom_farrahs_new_mus...
Hahahahaha. Shit.
She's not awful when she's singing in her normal range (that breathy screeching falsetto is awful) and if you don't look at her, she's nearly decent. If she had a good song that fit her and quit with all of the vamping, she might be okay.
Well, we know that'll never happen.
I'm sorry but her husband must have some kind of brain damage. For serious. Even if he found her body/personality appealing (????) he would HAVE to be over it by now.
Submitted by justincase on Sat, 02/09/2013 - 11:08pm.
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She is terrible, yet my eyes were more "assaulted" than my ears. I'd have left the sound on and looked away rather than the other way around, lol #blondeprayingmantis
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