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Elizabeth Banks (39)
Chloë Moretz (16)
Makenzie Vega (19)
Emma Roberts (22)
Holly Willoughby (32)
Laura Dern (46)
Glenn Beck (49)
Alexander Payne (52)
George Stephanopoulos (52)
Jim Cramer (58)
Mark Spitz (63)
Michael Apted (72)
Roberta Flack (74)
Robert Wagner (83)
Leontyne Price (86)

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Birthday Sluts

Submitted by patty cake on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 6:35pm.

LAura Dern??? more like 51... no way.

xoxox

The war isn't working.

Submitted by Faloola Chong on Sun, 02/10/2013 - 5:58pm.

HB Elizabeth Banks - loved her in Hunger Games, Pitch Perfect and other stuff though confuse her with Leslie Mann.

Chloe Moretz - best of the young actresses along with Saoirse Ronan, though in too much stuff so young. Doing Carrie seems a big mistake for her and Julianne Moore but no doubt they'll be good.

Holly Willoughby - every boy's dream.

Laura Dern - perpetually underrated.

Alexander Payne - unusually hot for a director, didn't like his latest though.

Roberta Flack - Killing Me Softly.

Submitted by saltydog on Sun, 02/10/2013 - 4:49pm.

I love Elizabeth, but there is something off about her face I can never put my finger on. It's like she has all the parts and features to be a great beauty but they just weren't put together right. Though that's good for us because it is what allows her to get better comedy roles since nobody ever wants truly beautiful women to be funny.

Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Sun, 02/10/2013 - 4:12pm.

@Whamo, that scene was funny.

HB Elizabeth Banks, a looker, Mark Spitz, oh the teenage crush and Ms. Roberta Flack, First Time ever.... what a sexy song.

Submitted by Albatross on Sun, 02/10/2013 - 4:02pm.

Crappy Birthday to crazy Glenn Beck and to Robert Wagner, who knows what happened to Natalie but won't confess.

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No escapin' when I start
Once I'm in, I own your heart.

Submitted by Dion flowerboy on Sun, 02/10/2013 - 3:31pm.

Glenn Beck is a total crack whore.
HB to Roberta Flack and Leontyne. Roberta's animal commercials; I cannot watch.
Oh Robert Wagner, not only are you a closet queer, you're a murderin' s.o.b. who had enough money to "make it go away." Instant Karma's gonna get you.

Submitted by misslainey on Sun, 02/10/2013 - 2:19pm.

HB to all except Glenn Beck. Special HB wishes to Ms. Flack and Ms. Price.

Submitted by TyInTenn on Sun, 02/10/2013 - 2:16pm.

Roberta Flack - Jesse and Ballad of the Sad Young Men - classics. Happy Birthday Ms. Flack!

Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 02/10/2013 - 2:12pm.

Happy Birthday to Elizabeth and the other birthday sluts today!

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Submitted by christine the hoff on Sun, 02/10/2013 - 2:05pm.

HB Ms. Price.
they truly broke the mold when they gave you that voice.
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Submitted by Persistent Cat on Sun, 02/10/2013 - 1:58pm.

I also thought Elizabeth Banks was younger. She's a beautiful woman.

Chloe Moretz is such a pretty young woman. I like that the bullshit from CDAN doesn't exist here. Every time her name was mentioned there, everyone would flip out about how she's an alcoholic drug addict because someone in the comments said that once and then it became fact. Fuck I hate that site.

Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sun, 02/10/2013 - 1:28pm.

Leontyne Price and Robert Flack born on the same day, wow. *bows down* HB goddesses.

HB Chloe Grace Moretz -- my favorite of the young uns

HB Elizabeth Banks -- and add another name to the "better Marilyn than The Cracken" list

HB Laura Dern, Spitz, and the man whose name is taller than he is

Wagner, they're finally going to get your manslaughtering ass. get ready.

eat shit and die Glen Beck.

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Submitted by crazyinjapan on Sun, 02/10/2013 - 1:10pm.

*rubs chin* Hmmm... Elizabeth *does* look like an EXTREMELY cleaned up version of Chelsea.

Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Sun, 02/10/2013 - 1:10pm.

HB to Elizabeth Banks. She's beautiful, she's talented, she's funny as hell. She's also a MA native. Love her.

I hope Glen Beck falls into a fire for his birthday.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.

Submitted by humans_off_earth_now on Sun, 02/10/2013 - 1:09pm.

Leontyne Price, god I love you. THE Prima Donna Assoluta!

Laura Dern - for all the interesting & intelligent stuff she's done, my sentimental fav is still her role as Ellen's crush object in E's coming out episode. HB to a treasure.

HB Roberta Flack! I actually hung out at her house once.

Sorry Robert Wagner, all I can do right now is frown and stroke my chin.

Have a lousy birthday Glenn Beck, oily grifting insane fuckster. Hey, what's gonna happen when there's no more dimes to be conned out of your Fox/Rush geezer fan base? WAAAAAH. Not.

Whoever Elizabeth Banks is, that's a *lovely* pic. Reminds me a little of young Cybill Shepherd. HB Ms. Banks!

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"End well: this isn't going to." - MK

Submitted by Ecce Homo on Sun, 02/10/2013 - 1:08pm.

Submitted by crazyinjapan on Sun, 02/10/2013 - 12:58pm
Hey Crazy!I didn't know that, that she and Billy Bob are friends again, that's nice to hear, I like them both (even his goofy, kinda out there self)!

"The actresses were uniformly excellent, they had compelling storylines and I wanted to be fucked by almost every man on that show."

Submitted by SFRBully on Sun, 02/10/2013 - 1:01pm.

Chelsea Handler changed her name to Elizabeth Banks?

Submitted by crazyinjapan on Sun, 02/10/2013 - 12:58pm.

Ecce: I missed Laura, too. I've seen every one of those movies you mentioned. Remember when Laura was engaged to Billy Bob and he left her for Angelina? Angelina must have a trick pelvis or something. Anyway, Laura and Billy Bob are back to being friends now.

Submitted by joanne on Sun, 02/10/2013 - 12:58pm.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOFrGbuUqnQ

Submitted by Meatblocks on Sun, 02/10/2013 - 12:54pm.

Submitted by crazyinjapan on Sun, 02/10/2013 - 12:12pm.

glenn beck? -how'd i not see that scumbaggin douche troll? his ass belongs with with wagner, two steaming piles of human shit that could use some eternal incineration.
*nuthin but hate*
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*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*

Submitted by zey on Sun, 02/10/2013 - 12:54pm.

Nice one Whamo, also "The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face" featured in the artsy love montage in Play Misty For Me.

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Submitted by Whamo on Sun, 02/10/2013 - 12:20pm.
Roberta Flack....reminds me of the funny scene in About A Boy where Hugh Grant and the kid sing an embarrassing rendition of Killing Me Softly With His Song for the kid's school's talent show.

Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Sun, 02/10/2013 - 12:39pm.

So pretty. HB Elizabeth. HBD to Laura Dern please tell me how you landed that sexy POA Ben Harper. HBD Roberta Flack.

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Submitted by elmo533 on Sun, 02/10/2013 - 12:34pm.

HB Glen Beck. May God be merciful on mankind and have you get hit by a truck.

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"Somewhere, Jennifer Love Hewitt is vagazzling the words "FUCK MY LIFE" onto her crotch while deep throating a Pillsbury cookie dough roll".--MK

Submitted by Ecce Homo on Sun, 02/10/2013 - 12:54pm.

Elizabeth Banks: I thought she was way younger. Smart, likeable and pretty, what's not to like?

George Stephanopoulos:for a shortie, he was awfully cute!

Leontyne Price: not my kind of music, but the voice (!!!) and a true trailblazer. Deepest respect.

Emma Roberts: I can't separate my hatred for her character in Scream 4 with the actress, "CLEAR!"

Robert Wagner: I don't trust this guy.

Happy birthday to everyone born on this day!
ETA: I missed Laura Dern! Blue Velvet, Jurassic Park, Smooth Talk (a disturbing movie about a girl coming of age and falling for exactly the wrong guy) and Rambling Rose. Like her!

"The actresses were uniformly excellent, they had compelling storylines and I wanted to be fucked by almost every man on that show."

Submitted by Dog on Sun, 02/10/2013 - 12:27pm.

Robert Wagner = drunken, murdering, POS coward.

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Submitted by Whamo on Sun, 02/10/2013 - 12:20pm.

Roberta Flack....reminds me of the funny scene in About A Boy where Hugh Grant and the kid sing an embarrassing rendition of Killing Me Softly With His Song for the kid's school's talent show.

Submitted by crazyinjapan on Sun, 02/10/2013 - 12:12pm.

Elizabeth Banks is one of my favorite actresses right now. I think she is very pretty and I almost always like the roles she chooses.

Roberta Flack--great voice, great song choices. Love her.

Glenn Beck--typical Fox news shit, partisan hatefulness, takes potshots at people, racism and homophobia, takes the intellect out of politics and inserts spittle-flying emotional dysfunction, oh I could go on and on... may this birthday be his last.