How Do You Say "Whorrific Blasphemy" In Portuguese?
These bold ass bitches right here. The whoriest whores of the Illuminati are spreading their evil in Rio de Janeiro right now and yesterday they dared to pose in front of the Christ the Redeemer statue. These minions of Satan (aka Pimp Mama Kris) have no shame. The Christ the Redeemer statue probably wished he had a pair of working eyeballs so that he could've rolled them before falling forward to take a long nap.
Kim and Kanye Kardashian's never-ending attention whore tour is making a stop in Rio for carnival and they continued to draw as much attention to themselves as possible yesterday. Kim's 120 yard long ass gets enough attention on its own, but she made sure that she got maximum attention by making herself look like a giant pile of barfed up Pepto-Bismol. Bitch looks like a bag of melting, factory-defected hot pink jelly beans.
And will somebody pass the KimYe fetus an oxygen mask (tip: just hide the oxygen mask in a giant hollow black dildo, wave the giant black dildo at Kim and her coochie will instantly swallow it up), because the poor thing is probably suffocating thanks to Kim wrapping her body in a cocoon of Spanx.
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Don't let these two clever kids fool you, they're just airing out their pits.
These whores didn't even notice that their palms are supposed to be facing out and open in the gesture of giving... these two are holding their hands face down which is the gesture of selfishness.
She does NOT look pregnant. She just looks like she has been stuffing her face non-stop because there is not much of a stomach, but her thighs and ass are huge!
Even though she's pregnant she looks the same to me. If she's wearing Spanx, they aren't working!
I think she's on her way to a nasty and bloated pregnancy. I hope.
SHe is soooo not pregnant another pillow baby and probably using prednisone or some steroid to get puffy cause no pregnant woman would dream of,wearing spanx while pregnant, or travel so much or always wear heels she is such a nasty low life lying piece of,shit God should have struck her down right there and then.....another surrogate baby that for some reason she will pass off as her own....but just like that egotistical skank Beyawnce fake it all the way
Submitted by Jennika7 on Sun, 02/10/2013 - 3:07pm.
I really starting to think she's not pregnant with those spanx. In a few weeks or months, she's going to come out with a miscarriage and blame in out the stressful divorce and so people will like them again. I bet that's going to backfire BIG time and God and satan will join forces to get rid of these skanks finally
Hey Jennika7, I totally, 100% agree with you. I don't believe she's pregnant and am waiting for the "miskarriage" which is sure to come.
Her outfit!! :/
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They are so fucking stupid. Jesus has his palms out, and they are basically doing "The Titanic."
@Jintess
~joins the "OMG YOU MUST BE ANGELA!!" club
Just to let you know - Angela is Janis/Jimi/Whatever and most of the homophobic & racist ranters here on the D. She had gone after after Glambert (trollhunting skills should be honed after your 4 years here. . . focus on which alts focus on attacking certain posters, check for misuse/overuse of ellipsis, hyphen, etc., *making faces at posters to be cute*) so I was supporting him.
I sit and watch her go, too. She doesn't bother me as much as others because you expect it and go read the next post.
Angela's not the only one doing this shit, either.
Goodnight.
(P.S. for all the other very shitty amateurish troll hunters out there, you don't even have to be a mod to check IP area ping with usernames here. Even if they use a proxy, logging in from Lebanon, then Serbia, then Sweden, all from the same username, they're using a proxy and don't want you to know where they're posting from.) You're welcummmmmmm slutsfish.
As my dear old Dad would say: She's not knocked up, she just got a fart stuck.
Submitted by Bossy on Sun, 02/10/2013 - 10:51pm.
Is that what pregnant is supposed to look like? She kind of just looks fat/thick/wide, then again I don't know much about pregnancy so correct me if I'm wrong.
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for her body type (and beyonces..) this is exactly how pregnancy looks like.. they are wider/thicker females so when they are pregnant they get even wider and kind of end of looking like a weeble or a huge pear shape.
SFRBully on Sun, 02/10/2013 - 6:51pm.
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You're correct, a day wasted on trolls is...a day wasted.
I don't understand your tenacity but at this point i'm just going to stand back and watch it go.
i tried typing out words on this shit, but i really have no words. i feel so horribly sorry for the fucked up life that child is going to have. i have other things i could say about this but i dont think dlisted is an appropriate arena for them. and that says a lot dont you think?
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Oh no. Just no.
Submitted by _fail_ on Sun, 02/10/2013 - 10:22pm.
Jaysus is really saying "Yo Kim, yer ass is going to be THIS WIDE!"
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Ahahahahahahahahahahaha! Good one!
OK, I just looked at the 15th thumbnail, and that dress is not horrible, it's STUPID! Really, really stupid.
“whorrific blasphemy” em Português diz-se: Que grande nabiça, e que puta mais gordurosa e tão desnecessária!
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Don't make me quote Nabokov at you. I'll do it. I promise.
I don't know exactly how far along she is, but I had to wear flats after 4 months and, (Shame face on)crocs for the entire rest of my pregnancy. It was humiliating, but so comfortable. So, my question is, "How can she possibly wear high heals and walk up and down those stairs at what, 4 or 5 months?"
I tossed my crocs out after I gave birth, but I still kind of miss them.
Is that what pregnant is supposed to look like? She kind of just looks fat/thick/wide, then again I don't know much about pregnancy so correct me if I'm wrong.
This ho doesn't know how to get dressed!
Maybe it's because of the sunglasses she constantly wears?
Where one sees a barfy Pepto dress, bitch sees an elegant, dark pink elegant marvel.
And what's going on in the thumb where Kanye is chock-holding her? Dress caught in her ass crack (bet she doesn't wear any undies, so it can't get stuck there)
To think this whore designs "clothes"...
Jaysus is really saying "Yo Kim, yer ass is going to be THIS WIDE!"
Yes! Keep wearing paper-thin, skin-tight, neon clothes, Kim! It really accentuates your rotundness. Pepto-Moo!
MK--Please somehow install a "like" button or something like it! We NEED a way to show love to others' comments!
Thunder only happens when it's rainin
Players only love you when they're playin
The people there probably made the sign of cross more at the sight of her and her lard thighs than at the Jesus statue. Bitch upstaged Jesus!
She's never looked worse, so it's all good.
I was wondering where the seamstress (asstress) got the extra fabric for the bespoke ass-gusset from.
googled bespoke "Bespoke is an English word that means a clothing item made to a buyer's specification"
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Puta blasfêmia also sounds about right.
Those fame whores are in my city for the carnival. So is Will Smith and Megan Fox and her douchy husband.
How are you going to fight for some dick if you don't even know whether or not the dick is good? The dick might not even be worth getting into a Rock-Paper-Scissors fight over, let alone a fist fight. - MK
I had no idea you can carry a baby in your hips & upper thighs! She's zero bump, all lump.
I wonder if Kaye dresses her up then cackles behind her back at how broke down she looks. Typical queen.
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Players only love you when they're playin
These two are doing the Titanic pose right?
Must be true love?
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Steven Tyler does White Oprah drag better than White Oprah does White Oprah drag. - MK
Santeria, the saviour of the western world.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
She looks more like Oprah than pregnant in that last thumbnail.
beyonce must be furious that kim is making bey's pillow baby bump look even worse day by day..
Don't worry the santeria of Brazil will fix their asses
She makes me fear pregnancy.
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A good pimp never tells.-M.K.
How many fucks can ya'll hold for me while I attempt to figure this out?
Just how far along is this literal heifer supposed to be? I have homegirls heavier and taller than this basic bitch and they still didn't gain that much, that fucking fast. I know them hoes mad thy didn't have her lipo team!
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A good pimp never tells.-M.K.
I know when it is your first baby you don't starting showing for a while, but isn't she like 4-5 months? Shouldn't something be happening with her belly by now, unless it is growing in her hips and ass.
I'd sooner hit Jerri Blank before I even considered this one.
....and when the rest of you is growing 3x faster than your belly....no bueno.
WTF are both of them wearing? All of their fucking money and connections and they still look like trash.
Kim Kartrashian looks like a blowup doll that Bud Bundy blew up then got sick of and threw away.
As for Konnie Wuss, he looks like just like something my cat coughed up a couple of days ago.
Well, I'll bet the neighbors are just LOVIN' this!--Mama.
No, Mama Harper, not in Rio they aint. ;-)
she'll get as big as a house and then he'll dump her. hard to buttfuck her if her ass is as big as a volkswagen beetle.
Fucking ridiculous outfit to sightsee in and be pregnant in. This outfit seriously pissed me off for some reason.
Holy fuck, she looks the same size as Jesus in that picture. But, really, she doesn't look pregnant. She just looks like she's been pigging out for a few months. Maybe her metabolism slowed and this pregnancy thing is damage control?
And is this useless pissed-on whore who's married to one man and knocked up by another trying to imply that she is in any way Jesus-like? That dude off to the left in pic 1 sums up my reaction perfectly.
Dear Jesus: if this whore really IS pregnant, please teleport her baby into the womb of some unhappy childless woman who will love it and take care of it!
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
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She looks like she is carrying the baby in her ass and is at full term. That will make for an extra-painful delivery.
LMAO!
Well, I'll bet the neighbors are just LOVIN' this!--Mama.
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Submitted by Jintess on Sun, 02/10/2013 - 5:12pm.
Submitted by SFRBully on Sun, 02/10/2013 - 4:20pm.
Wow - I REALLY dislike KK - I do.
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ALSO ***GIRLFAPPS TO GLAMBERT'S AVVIE***
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Hi Angela, how's it going? How many different names do you have here now, 20?
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You're a shitty troll hunter like most of them.
But at least you don't spend your whole fucking day here posting.
That dress is fucking revolting.
LOL Acid-Rain! "Meretríssima Blasfêmia" it even sounds like urinary tract infection, so fitting! ;D
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Perhaps Kim is gaining weight intentionally hoping to a get a future Weight Watchers or Jenny Craig endorsement. I put nothing past her if it involves a profit.