Send All The Young Hos Home, The True Queen Of The BAFTAs Has Arrived
Not since Mrs. Slocombe has a British goddess worked a glorious cotton candy mop like this. At the BAFTAs in London tonight, hos of all ages dropped to their knees when Dame Helen Mirren twirled onto the red carpet like the magical nymph she is. Helen Mirren didn't care that the rain drops were threatening to wash away the strawberry Kool-Aid hair dye from her locks. Helen laughed at the rain, twirled, laughed at the rain, posed and then twirled again. Helen is just at the BAFTAs to get drunk on free champagne, make out with her husband in the hallway and dance in the aisles during the commercial breaks. Helen Mirren is like a human ecstasy pill. If I licked her, I'd probably get a sudden craving for orange juice and glow sticks.
Helen told People that she decided to work the Strawberry Shortcake's memaw look when saw Sophie do it on America's Next Top Model:
“I saw it on America’s Next Top Model, so I decided to have a go. I know I won’t win tonight, but I’m going to have lots of fun and celebrate anyway.”
SPOILER ALERT: Helen Mirren didn't win tonight (Emmanuel Riva did!), but I'm sure she just twirled in the audience as Paloma Faith, Thandie Newton, Jennifer Garner, Ann Hathaway, Amy Adams, Jessica Chastain and Jennifer Lawrence watched and secretly wished they could be a 1/100th as hot as she is.
And take cover, because the ego balloon on Tyra Banks' head is going to expand and blow up after she hears that Helen Mirren is taking beauty tips from her.
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Anne Hathaway's cottage looks really "yawn" BORING
again...zzzzzz
And how on earth did someone make Thandie Newton look so terrible?
I just don't get people talking about Helen Mirren like she's some standard of class. She was in freaking Caligula! She's just a good-looking old lady whose career got more "mature" with age. Just like pretty much any other old woman who's still managed to stay in the acting game. This confuses me the same way I failed to understand why people would talk about Dita Von Teese like she was classy. She's a burlesque dancer--I don't get it? (She's classy just because she wears vintage clothing?) Not that I think Helen Mirren classifies as "trashy," but I just don't get the impression that her career has been quite as dignified as, say, Meryl Streep or Judi Dench.
Anyway, I don't hate the lady. I'm just tired of "the hype."
absolutely the epitome of glamour. love the pink hair. she's just gorgeous.
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Thandie Newton is such an exquisite beauty but she looks like tacky shite here; her stylist should be shot!
And Helen Mirren looks even more gorgeous with pink hair! Who'd a thunk it.
I copied the clip where Stephen Fry takes the piss out of Tom Cruise.... you can see it here:
http://scientologybollocks.blogspot.co.uk
That Renner guy was on...
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Not happy with this out come.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Lol GG, I can picture you going on a tear over this! hahaha Not sure she's worth the trouble, can't even remember what he looks like.
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*stomps around thread* I am going to sleep with her husband for revenge.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
GG, didn't want to break it to you earlier when I saw the headline. Now she will never shut up, ha!
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*eyeroll*
Sally Field :(
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
AnnE Hathaway freaking won...fuck me!!! Bitch will be insufferable!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Chris Tucker plumped up!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
I don't get the Hellen Mirren gushing as well.
Submitted by anony54321 on Sun, 02/10/2013 - 7:37pm.
winni - i love the very idea of north platte. i once had a fake and awful AOL profile which claimed i was from there.
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I'm fascinated by places like North Platte. I spent the night there on a cross country drive. I bought a post card- just a black piece of paper that says "North Platte nightlife"
More noticeable than her pink hair is that she has it cut short for the first time. She looks cute and brings it to Team Mature Ladies.
Dame Judi Dench almost fell out of her chair!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Da fuqu is that chorus sashaying down the walkway?
*shakes head*
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Saltydog, I don't think Depp is like Helen in that regard, I mentioned him because he is in that same "people gush over for whatever reasons I do not understand" category as Helen Mirren. She's just blah to me.
VOB, I've never seen the movie Caligula, but I've read up on the actual Caligula, sick twisted bitch he was. I'm sure he was one of De Sade's heros with his fuckery. Lmao!
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Was Jennifer Garner in a hurry when she grabbed her top from the kitchen counter?
Did I just see SJP/???? Why is she there?
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Ummmm...it's freaking ENGLAND!!! It rains a lot there! Dont these bitches know that? Dumb asses!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by veryoldbat on Sun, 02/10/2013 - 7:40pm.
Sans .. JL was caught in the rain.. As in soaked. Her dress was Ruined. Was watching live feed earlier.. Wet rikki tiki tavi soaked.
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oh, that explains her hair then...it looks like it has too much gel in it or something. And the black overcoat.
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A Lannister always pays his debts.
Ah, it's raining, thus JLawrence's look of horror. Oh well, hopefully they can get her into another dress quickly.
Just watched the Red Carpet livestream of the Grammys - Katy Perry was the only major star I saw who missed the cleavage memo.
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God don't like ugly.
Sans .. JL was caught in the rain.. As in soaked. Her dress was Ruined. Was watching live feed earlier.. Wet rikki tiki tavi soaked.
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
GG, I'm trying to avoid seeing who won. It's gotta be better than this.
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winni - i love the very idea of north platte. i once had a fake and awful AOL profile which claimed i was from there.
and i think helen looks absolutely lovely.
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Posh Beckham is one of the Seven Signs of the Apocalypse.
Yep, WR...starts in 15 min.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
GG, are you watching the BAFTA's this year? :/
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Jennifer Lawrence managed to screw up the dress, hair, AND makeup. To say nothing of that monstrosity of an...overcoat? whatever the hell that is.
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Ben Affleck is looking remarkably fresh in the face. Amazingly so in fact. Whoever his surgeon or whatever is, is a true artist.
It seems Jennifer Garner, in addition to the upper lip injections, also had her gums reduced. Always thought Jenn was all natural.
http://plasticsurgerydoctors.blogspot.com/2010/09/jennifer-garner-plasti...
Im going to watch the BAFTAs when they come on in half an hour...not going to watch the Grammy foolishness.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Sun, 02/10/2013 - 6:45pm.
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/02/10/article-2276515-177B4018000005...
What is it with these stupid Dior gowns? First it was Jennifer Lawrence and her wardrobe malfunction, and now this. Who designed this shit and what were they thinking?
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I know. I wonder that excuse Dior will come up with this time. Last time it was:
A spokesperson at Christian Dior Couture confirms that there was no rip and therefore, no malfunction. "The dress is made with different levels of tulle and satin and that is what the viewers saw when Jennifer lifted her dress slightly. It was not ripped and there was no malfunction...it was the design of the gown," a statement from the fashion design house said.
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Sun, 02/10/2013 - 7:12pm.
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I can't because it's on my *to watch* list so I can't read the comments or it will be ruined. Each time it's mentioned I must look away! Thankfully, you do stay up some of the time or we'd never see you! lol
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What's up with Garner? It's ok to not be into fashion but her kids look like they eat paste...you guys remember those kids.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
VOB, Who would she ask permission of? She is not allowed! Singing?
And ugh, I just noticed that Casper WAS there! Omg and the other douchetard John Mayer too, ARGH.
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I think they all look heinous. Like they're going to a Big Brothers/Sisters fundraiser in North Platte.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Sun, 02/10/2013 - 7:07pm.
LOL! She might break a rib if she keeps "singing".
Wiz and Amber just did prom pose...::::O_€
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 02/10/2013 - 7:06pm.
Bonsoir, mademoiselle ♡ Comment ça va? Are you on TWD crew tonight? I'm going to bail soon, so that I am not around when peeps start chatting about it. Plus it's, you know, after midnight and all, haha.
It looks like Jen Garner's dress was put together with a hot glue gun. Maybe a project she did with her kids?
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Withy.. Why is Ghouliana singing? Did she ask permission?
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
I'm not watching the Grammys because The Walking Dead is on, but I hope the Lumineers win, for two reasons: a) Wesley and Jeremiah are super hot, and b) that album was killer.
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Lucie -- Oh, god, I DESPISE Fugliana. Now she was just singing for these guys, thinking she's actually good. Fucking bitch, just go away and be with your husband and baby so we can never hear or see your ugly ass again, okay bitch?
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
Paloma Faith's (whoever Paloma Faith is) posing: When you're trying to squeeze out a really stubborn poo and the strain shows on your face.
Twatty, did Ryan Asscrest really ask her that? He's such a freakin' square! "Ugly whore" ololol
Hey Lucy♡!!
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Re: Grammys stream. Esperenza Spalding is absolutely gorgeous.