And Here's RiRi In A Tub
If you just spent a few hours watching beige paint dry on a beige wall and need to bring yourself down from the excitement, watch the uncircumcised video (click here for the circumcised version) for RiRi and Mikky Ekko's single "Stay." It's just RiRi sitting in a tub, lying in a tub, sitting in a tub, lying in a tub and sitting in a tub some more. It's some "Calgon, put me to sleep" shit. We're supposed to think that RiRi is bringing the raw emotion, but the only thi ng I can think about is how many times she peed and farted in the water (they took the fart bubbles out in post-production). So if you really want to watch RiRi sit in a tub of water, watch the video above.
Or instead, you can tell that video to eff off and watch two genteel ladies bond outside of the W Hotel in Hollywood last night:
Usually, in battles between a blonde beauty and a dark-haired beauty, I'm all for the dark-haired beauty (see: Alexis in Dynasty, Brenda in 90210, Cristal in Showgirls, Bianca in Beverly Hills Teens, Catra in She-Ra, etc....), but for some reason I'm really into Sarah.
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what's ratchet?
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Her voice is just so awful even with all the pro-tools and auto-tune they use to make it sound like this for the recorded version. She was also clearly lip syncing at the grammy's we've all heard her live a few times and know how nasal ad off key she usually is.
*shurgs* who cares if she did or didn't write the song.. it's obvious she the lyrics fits what she has been through and going with her current relationship with CB
tell them how you really feel? she didn't even write a single part of the song (as is usually the case with her music).
also, that fight video is pretty much every night in hollywood nowadays - I used to go to clubs in hollywood every day/every other day about 2-3 years ago - it's become too ghetto now. there are always fights now & last month there was that crazy shooting outside of Empire. it's lame that all these ratchet people have taken over a place that used to be fun.
GO Rihanna!!! tell em how you REALLY feel LOL.. I love this song and she looked gorgeous as usual
AHAA HAAA HAA HAA HAAA HAAA!
a foolio lying CHEIF OF POLICE just got shitcanned for LYING ABOUT FIST BROWN'S PROBATION.
oh, bitch is gonna burn!
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
OMG how is that girl not screaming in pain from being dragged by the hair????
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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA
Sucky 12/19
Every person who just watched/flimed, without helping the woman being dragged, is a soulless shitbag who deserves a curb-stomping.
Submitted by NashVargas on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 10:54am.
Is anyone else noticing that underbite? Fix that face.
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Seriously? That's how Chris sharpens his pencil dick.
Mmmhumm... I RECKON I'LL TAKE A COUPLE OF THE BIGGUNS.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqTWQiTlhKQ&t=1m19s
Is anyone else noticing that underbite? Fix that face.
The two-legged cat is 1000X more talented than Ri-Ri.
PS- was that supposed to be her "acting"?? She just looked tired, possibly hungover and bored. Those faces she was making made it look like she was struggling with the deep and complex emotions of annoyance and petulance. Look out Anne-E, Ri-Ri's comin for your Oscar!
"OUCH! THIS VIDEO CAN'T BE PLAYED WITH YOUR CURRRENT SETUP!" is all I see in the RiRi spot for her video. I could play the other video with the yellow van and the two girls though,lol.
In case you too, would like an electronic gadget that comes fully innoculated against all STDs, I am using a Samsung Galaxy Tab. This should be their advertising slogan--Samsung: When RiRi bathes, we scream "ouch!" and black it out.
BWAAAAHAAHAAHAHAHAAA!
Well, I'll bet the neighbors are just LOVIN' this!--Mama.
I'm not so sure Ri is dickmatized by Chris. The guy is selfish so I seriously doubt he's any good. Sometimes women are attracted to guys that don't treat them well, or stay with one because they are trying to "save them" or they feel sorry for them.
Submitted by crazyinjapan on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 12:58am.
I didn't realize Rihanna was a heavy drinker. In fact, I was under the impression that she works all the time. Actually, I can't find that she's ever done anything seriously wrong. She got arrested when she was 17, but it was a passport thing that got resolved.
Maybe I'm way off base here, but why in hell would Jay-Z dump Rihanna as a friend because she got back with Chris? Friends don't do that (maybe he's a shitty friend?). I can see why it would be awkward since Jay-Z publicly reamed Chris Brown. I think she's choosing Chris over Jay because she's dickmatized. Maybe Chris is pressuring her to pick his side. I don't think it's out of the realm of possibility.
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I don't see anything wrong with cutting your friend out of your life when she repeatedly makes bad decisions.
And a very bad decision is going back with your ex who beat the living shit out of you.
Tough love.
Submitted by Wanted on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 1:13am.
Regarding that drag (literally) show I am so impressed by that anorexic blonde hauling ass like that dumb bitch was some wheeled luggage from brooks brothers! Hhahahahah
Regarding the riri vid... If you pay attention you can see where fist brown split her lip on the upper left side. Although its much more visible in her "you da one" vid. It's ironic
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I didn't notice that til you said it, but yep. Definitely. Can't believe she can look in the mirror, see a fucking scar that piece of shit gave her and still crawl into bed with him. Damn. SAD.
Being dragged on the road by your hair is brutal. If the abuser was a man everybody would have been running to help the brunette.
Something is really wrong with this society. Everyone always has the time to video tape or photograph something but no one does anything. You see ~5+ men within a few feet of this tiny blonde and none of them stop her from dragging the brunette by the hair.
I think RiRi looks very pretty here...much better with little makeup. I wish I had those lips!
I used hate on RiRi, but i saw her sing on this on SNL a few weeks ago and did a 180. LOVE this song. Start that vid, close my eyes, and she kills it. Actually, I don't mind the vid either. Reminds me of "nothing compares to you."
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i refuse to give that synthesized punching bag's shit any play, so i'll just let her fugly boy face sit untouched and, instead, i played the hooker hair drag -twice.
get real or go home.
if rihanna drowned, then that'd have been play-worthy.
why in the fuck would i want to pay attention to this dirty anal scab's antics -especially as it shits disrespectfully all over the corpse that is whitney?
grave robbing filthy c.u.nextime.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
SYERUHHHHH STOPPPPP
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
She sucks!
Good catch Luci, it's tacky for sure.
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When I saw the video still above, I thought Shit Brown had finally murdered her ass.
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Steven Tyler does White Oprah drag better than White Oprah does White Oprah drag. - MK
The one dragging the other one must be on PCP or some shit. Jesus take the wheel. And run them both down.
I don't know if anyone mentioned it already, but this Rihanna video being released on the anniversary of Whitney's death...? Classy.
I can't wait until she fades into the background and she is doing gigs on riverboat casinos.
Q:"If you wanted to buy a Sam Cooke album where would you go? A: The wrecka stoe
only slightly less repulsive than a kardiasian
I really dislike stupid women
CodeRed- I wonder if she's long for this world. Illuminati is strong in the Jay-Z circles.
Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 11:56pm.
Willow Smith in 10 years.
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Yeah, but all we'll see is her ears sticking out of the tub.
"It's just RiRi sitting in a tub, lying in a tub, sitting in a tub, lying in a tub and sitting in a tub some more."
No, thanks. This much fun would be sure to kill me.
Just saw the video. Im sure many people here have already pointed this out, but it looked like she was trying to hold a really big fart in.
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I like to smile, smiling's my favorite! : )
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on Riri, that ending eerily reminded me of Whitney Houston's passing. She's asleep and about to drown in the tub. I wonder if mama Houston would like it.
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And just so all you Jenaloonies and Brangeloonies know I would read JA's biography if I found it at the dollar store, too. (...) - Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:09am.
Holeeeeeee (second video).
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And just so all you Jenaloonies and Brangeloonies know I would read JA's biography if I found it at the dollar store, too. (...) - Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Thu, 12/27/2012 - 1:09am.
This isn't the official video, but it's still REALLY dull. I don't have much hope for the real vid after seeing this one. Sad too, it's a good song from Rihanna... Finally!
Submitted by WithinReason... on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 1:43am.
no way, i wasnt part of the gangs :P i was just in the background trying to get by six years of high school without getting noticed or beat up lol
Submitted by loopygorilla on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 1:35am.
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Hey you, that sounds like Romy and Michele's High School Reunion, hahhaa perfect with Garofalo and the Marlboro man, *inhales the smoke* lol
Got all excited to see ya Loopy hearing about your gang of meanies. Catch ya later <3
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 1:26am.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 1:07am.
... i was friends with her, because of fear.
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Hi there! HAHAHAH omg I hear ya. So you and this Kelly were like the Jawbreaker chicks? LOL
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OMG within! you totally thought Kelly and I walked down the hallway with Imperial Tean - Yoo Hoo playing.
um its not like that! lol
i was friends more like, "oh hay kelly, you coming to class?"
"um no, im going out to smoke"
"oh ok, well ill see"
"loops, why are you talking to me?... fuck i wanna kill this bitch standing there.."
before she marches over and drags her by the hair.
and then she would be in class and be like "oh yah omg prince william is so cute! i wanna marry him!"
and i was like "hahaha yeah, that would be awesome"
She has beautiful symmetry in her face.
However, I feel sorry for her in 10-15 years when her beauty and youth fades and she's left with her poor choices and empty addictions. She'll spend more than enough time crying in her bathtub
Submitted by loopygorilla on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 1:07am.
... i was friends with her, because of fear.
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Hi there! HAHAHAH omg I hear ya. So you and this Kelly were like the Jawbreaker chicks? LOL
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want you to make me feel like im the only girl in the world.
Regarding that drag (literally) show I am so impressed by that anorexic blonde hauling ass like that dumb bitch was some wheeled luggage from brooks brothers! Hhahahahah
Regarding the riri vid... If you pay attention you can see where fist brown split her lip on the upper left side. Although its much more visible in her "you da one" vid. It's ironic
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"Let them measure my anus and see if it is dilated."
- Andrés García Torres, inventor of the Catholic Anus Ruler
class act! low cut top, no bras, boobs almost falling out, micro mini skirt/dress.
the brunette don't know how to fight.
she should have come to my school, where i grew up, bitch fights happened at least twice a week.
and this girl called kelly, was the meanest of them all. if you were standing infront of her locker talking to friends, you better move before she gets there, or else she just slams your head against it and then says "move bitch".
i was friends with her, because of fear.
Is ririmrelatec to will smith, i never saw it before but the close up she has his face
Second those girls are wearing those awful wedge booties, and it looks like the blonde was dragging her very wasted friend away
I didn't realize Rihanna was a heavy drinker. In fact, I was under the impression that she works all the time. Actually, I can't find that she's ever done anything seriously wrong. She got arrested when she was 17, but it was a passport thing that got resolved.
Maybe I'm way off base here, but why in hell would Jay-Z dump Rihanna as a friend because she got back with Chris? Friends don't do that (maybe he's a shitty friend?). I can see why it would be awkward since Jay-Z publicly reamed Chris Brown. I think she's choosing Chris over Jay because she's dickmatized. Maybe Chris is pressuring her to pick his side. I don't think it's out of the realm of possibility.
I was rooting pretty hard for the brunette to get tired of the blond dragging her around by the hair. She should have tossed blondie on the ground and started wailing on her. ..but she didn't so it was a little anti climatic for me.
Jesus. That was the saddest thing ever. I hope the caveman girl gets seriously prosecuted.
I also like how tons of people video the assault but no one tries to stop it.
I'm moving to Utah.
MJT, she's trying to act. Looks like she's reliving her struggle for love with Fist... That's why it's so wooden. Does blinking signal a change of emotion? I think it does. ha
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a contract is a contract. a personal friendship is
something all together different -- i believe that was the purpose of the original question that was asked. Jay Z and Robyn Fenty longer socialize as closely as they did before her heavy drinking and dramas with Breezy
ETA: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/10/15/jay-z-warns-chris-brown-not-hur...
http://hollywoodlife.com/2012/10/15/chris-brown-jay-z-fight-rihanna/
Jay Z is not happy about her choices and not involved in her personal business but obviously he still cares
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Rihanna is still represented by Jay-Z's RocNation. Apparently he's not that mad at her.
If someone farts in a bathtub filled with water will it be heard above water?
Gosh look at me getting all philosophical and deep and shit.
*lies down carefully cuz brain hurtz from all the thinking*
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I like to smile, smiling's my favorite! : )
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