The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For February 11th!

Marilyn Manson converted to Mormonism and now instead of the Beautiful People he sings, the Beautiful Sister Wives. - OneEyedSue

Runners-up:

The Real Housewives of Hades. - JPHinLA

The walking dead, white, and blue continue their world domination tour. - Edna -E- Mode

"Oh honey calm down. Look at this, loud thunder is just corpses and zombies and demons bowling in Heaven." - TexnDoc

(Thanks,Holly)

Posted by: Michael K

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The CAPTION THIS Contest

Submitted by flori-duh on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 12:01pm.

some of the best...ev-a!

It's Miz Vav to you...

Submitted by Deb on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 11:33am.

Congrats, witty winnahs!

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

Submitted by Homeless J on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 9:31am.

The Kanye fertilized Kardashian ovary was successfully removed but the reality show has yet to be picked up by a network.

Submitted by Homeless J on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 8:36am.

Upon hearing of Pope Benedict XVI's resignation - the conclave of Carol Pope's held an emergency High School Confidential and promised that white smoke would appear from their bong soon.

(Rough Trade - All Touch And No Contact!)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzDnHrzxp5s

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BOZYM8kw6I&list=AL94UKMTqg-9BgXFJTu6suH7...

Submitted by tbeez on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 7:46am.

Glee's Walking Dead tribute starring Joy Behar is not going well.

Submitted by tbeez on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 7:46am.

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Submitted by Homeless J on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 2:38am.

The seance to make contact with Heath Ledger was unfortunately unsuccessful but they did end it with a strike and a spare.

Submitted by Sir Fartsalot on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 1:37am.

Steve Zahn photobomb

Submitted by Sir Fartsalot on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 1:15am.

Ben Stiller and Tobey Maguire...The Early Years

Submitted by alanamonster on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 1:02am.

Although baby Kimye isn't due until July, Cedars-Sinai is already practicing in preparation for the birth of the anti-Khrist.

Submitted by Kiwi chicklet on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 12:03am.

Marilyn Manson's sperm (and a surprised John Krasinski) pause for a group photo before beginning proceedings. Noone knew who the guy in red was, but like so many parties, everyone just let him do his thing.

Submitted by Madam Pince on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 11:45pm.

Hey, bitch in the back, on the right: put your zombie leg away. Your name is not Angelina Jolie or even JLo.

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"Lord help us all! Jesus take the bedazzled wheel." ~~MK

Submitted by Homeless J on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 10:51pm.

The Lost Girls came up with a theme for their slumber party: "Don't Bite The Ball(s)!"

Submitted by Edna -E- Mode on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 9:46pm.

The walking dead, white, and blue continue their world domination tour.

Submitted by veryoldbat on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 9:27pm.

Dlisted Surgical Unit. One Blue Eye,.. One blue ball... As long as we wash our hands and do everything Dr. Foxxy sez. M. K. . You'll be fine. Now start counting bat.. I mean Back from 10.

Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR

Submitted by atlantapug on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 9:24pm.

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Out.

**When the world slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry walls.**

Submitted by atlantapug on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 9:23pm.

American Horror Story: Twilight

**When the world slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry walls.**

Submitted by fleawatch on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 9:08pm.

Even dead people Kick Ginges.....

Submitted by JPHinLA on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 9:02pm.

The Real Housewives of Hades

Submitted by Spaz de la Whoreta on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 8:25pm.

Um...Sandy? I think you got your period.

☆☆☆☆

Submitted by Danasaurus Sex on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 8:19pm.

On the set for Belinda Carlisle's follow up video, "Hell Is a Place on Earth".

Submitted by Mani6 on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 8:15pm.

Hacked photos reveal the how the Grammy winners were picked...that's it Slutarina aim for the Carly Rae picture...DAMMIT! NOT ADELE!

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If anyone is going to pee on him it's going to be me.- Nicole Kidman

Submitted by listedD on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 8:13pm.

OMG! Is Satan wearing a banana hammock? Really?!?!

Submitted by loozer on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 7:54pm.

The Dlisted regulars strike a pose for their leader, MichaelK, on visitor's day.

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♫I am smitten, You know me (yeah, you know me)
I could be your Frankenstein, My crush with eyeliner...♫

Submitted by @Staxcellence on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 7:35pm.

The baptism of Kimye's baby takes on an interesting twist after Pimp Mama Kris begins her campaign for Pope.

Submitted by Swallows on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 7:20pm.

This week on Satan's Lottery Corner - which dead soul gets to be the Kimye baby.

Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 7:16pm.

The soul suckers that live in Angelina's throbbing forehead vein were thrilled to finally make an appearance after a long hibernation

Submitted by GlitterKitty on Sat, 07/23/2011 -
Is playing a cunt on the internet as satisfying as wanking into your mum's nightie? Because something tells me you'd know all about that.

Submitted by turnelbup on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 7:15pm.

Hipsters have completely ruined bowling.

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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles

Submitted by Eileenie McMeanie on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 7:14pm.

One of these things is not like the others...

Submitted by GlitterKitty on Sat, 07/23/2011 -
Is playing a cunt on the internet as satisfying as wanking into your mum's nightie? Because something tells me you'd know all about that.

Submitted by OurMissC on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 7:12pm.

When the Hammaconda gets hard, it drains the blood out of everybody.

Submitted by turnelbup on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 7:12pm.

It's a "Glee" special salute to "The Walking Dead", guest-starring Glamberace as the newly c-sectioned "Lil Ass Kicker" (lower right).

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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles

Submitted by olsmiddy on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 6:48pm.

American Horror Story season 3 is taking a new creative direction.

Submitted by Pero_No on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 6:44pm.

Newborn Damon Kardashian steals the show during his mom's "Dark Twisted Labor" special, directed by Daddy Kanye, by presenting the birthing nurses with one of mommy's ovaries.

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"Y este pendejo, que siente?!....."
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Submitted by perky on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 6:41pm.

Swoosie Kurtz' shows the Kardashians how a family Christmas card is REALLY done.

Submitted by perky on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 6:38pm.

Moments after Carrie's unfortunate prom incident, she sneaks away with her little friends to plot a lame revenge with the only meager supplies they could collect: a light blue bowling ball from P.E., a bio lab stethoscope, and some leftover make-up from the drama club's production of "Cats".

Submitted by perky on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 6:25pm.

The next installment of Ben Stiller's "Dodgeball" franchise took an unpleasant turn when Marilyn Manson joined the cast.

Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 6:25pm.

Marylin Manson's groupies are really getting old.
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"Screw you, I'm Kevin Bacon!"

Submitted by Tex-Bro on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 6:23pm.

Looks like Taylor Swift is already planning her next ex-boyfriend video, poor twink never saw it coming...

TEXBRO

"And it's a good thing that pizza taco grease doubles as lube" MK.

Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 6:22pm.

Everyone came out for the Zombie Ball.

Submitted by perky on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 6:21pm.

As part of her community service, a refreshingly red-headed Lilo is remanded to the kleptomaniac ward at juvy to host their yearly "Stoled-en Globe" awards banquet.

Submitted by perky on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 6:13pm.

Taylor Momsen has one good egg that won't produce a raccoon-faced, emo punk freak. And you can have it...for a price.

Submitted by juiceinla on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 6:00pm.

Few people know of the extensive charity work the Insane Clown Posse devotes to its fanbase, but this rare photo op into a cancer ward shows that even ICP wants to find a cure for "Jugalloitis".

-Shaken Not Stirred, aren't you?

Submitted by vanessak on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 5:56pm.

Weirdest night of my life, thought Dave. I was topped by a methed out Ben Stiller, then came upon a zombie nurses ball/orgy sponsored by Marilyn Manson.....ahhhh, Craigslist.