The Difficult Brown Stays Mad
Parking space rivals Frank Ocean and Chris Brown were up against each other for the Best Urban Contemporary Album award and when Frank Ocean won, everybody stood up, because they stand up for EVERYTHING at the Grammys. Well, everybody stood up except for Fist Brown. I guess bitch doesn't love it when somebody beats him for a change. The truth is, everybody would've called The Difficult Brown a fake bitch if he did stand up for his parking space rival, but I'd like to think that he didn't stand up, because he gambled with a fart and lost in an Al Roker way and didn't want people to see it seeping through his pristine white pants.
But the best part of this moment (brought to us by Buzzfeed) isn't Fist Brown refusing to stand, it's the fact that Adele read him with just one simple side-eye. And she delivered it while wearing one of Mrs. Doubtfire's favorite outfits. Now that's some shit to stand up for.
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Dog - Goatee?!!! LOL!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
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Submitted by Dog on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 11:56am.
That song "We Are Young" is one of the worst, most annoying songs ever. It's even worse than "Hey, Soul Sister". JFC, that song is hideous.
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Cosign. I hate that song too!
I'm glad Mumford & Sons won but all their stuff is starting to sound the same at this point. I'm over them.
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A Lannister always pays his debts.
Within - Yeah, the thing about assholes, is that they don't get that they are assholes.
When Fist shows class and stops acting like a petulant bitch, THAT will be news!
And ITA about award shows in general. Too many commercials. Too much filler.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
http://now.msn.com/adele-grammys-photo-shows-her-apparently-yelling-at-c...
if anybody can find a video clip of this I will be ever so grateful...
Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 11:56am.
Thanks, Ophelias! Yeah, I've seen promos for "Sound City". I have to see it! (I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE Dave Grohl!)
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Did not watch, but glad CB lost.
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Submitted by Deb on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 12:00pm.
Oh, and I forgot to congratulate Gotye (featuring Kimbra) and Adele.
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Some idiot on MSNBC just called him "Goatee". LOL!
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Submitted by Deb on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 12:00pm.
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Well said Deb. That miserable Brown makes me laugh sitting there in the front row like the crab that he is. Next time I'm looking for clips of the best performances and will watch those instead. These award shows are too long.
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Ugh! Those two need to just kiss and make up. You KNOW they want to! :D
There's a picture taken right after this of Adele yelling at Chris Brown, and he looks uncomfortable. It's terrific. I'm imagining her telling him to stop being a douchenozzle with her fantastic accent.
Didn't Frank Ocean make some sort of faux pas when he thanked Jay-Z for contributing to his album, when it was the other way around?
or something like that.
Sweet Jesus. How has this not become a thing yet:
Someone beat Chris Brown for a change.
Thanks, Within! I guess I'm an old fart, but that's how I feel!
Oh, and I forgot to congratulate Gotye (featuring Kimbra) and Adele.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Chris Brown is extremely douchey and MK makes sure to report about it so that everyone continues to dislike him. Just another day on Dlisted.
That song "We Are Young" is one of the worst, most annoying songs ever. It's even worse than "Hey, Soul Sister". JFC, that song is hideous.
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Submitted by Deb on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 11:43am.
There was no way I was going to watch this shite. Congrats to The Black Keys for "El Camino" and to Bonnie Raitt for best Americana Album.
The rest of 'em can piss off.
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Bonnie Raitt won? That makes me happy. You're right Deb the rest are garbage. Here's something
for real music lovers - no autotune in this mofo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQoOfiLz1G4
smdh. [sorry Lutrelle]
https://www.google.com/search?q=chris+brown+frank+ocean+2012&ie=utf-8&oe...
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Mon, 02/11/2013 -
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they indeed do have a reported ...."HIStory..." there is a LOT more behind that fight than that parking space
/y'all never read "urban" gossip blogs, hmmm? ;-)
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Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Mon, 02/11/2013 -
they indeed do have a reported ...."HIStory..." there is a LOT more behind that fight than that parking space
/y'all never read "urban" gossip blogs, hmmm? ;-)
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I read Sandra Rose, but what's the deal on Frank Ocean and Chris Brown? Besides Brown's obvious crush on him, of course.
Submitted by Deb on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 11:43am
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*Big claps*
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Submitted by SFRBully on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 11:42am.
LEAVE LL'S SESSY LIPS ALOOOOOOOOOOOONE!
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There was no way I was going to watch this shite. Congrats to The Black Keys for "El Camino" and to Bonnie Raitt for best Americana Album.
The rest of 'em can piss off.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
LL COOL J is constantly licking his lips because in his previous life as a turtle, he lived in the water and now he misses it.
http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c285/xasianxbo1x/Misc%20Pics/ninjaturt...
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 11:06am.
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 10:47am.
Ocean strikes me as a douche. I think that altercation in the parking lot was a mutual fight.
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they indeed do have a reported ...."HIStory..." there is a LOT more behind that fight than that parking space
/y'all never read "urban" gossip blogs, hmmm? ;-)
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by christine the hoff on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 11:38am.
I hope he gets to see what an asshole he looks like, and then says oh shit, I should have stood up.
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He won't because he's Jesus's equal and Jesus was perfect.
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We would really like to see how many dicks can fit up Frank Ocean's ass!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
i thought frank's stooping posture was natural, like he has scoliosis or something? maybe he thought chris was gonna jump him again? maybe he hurt his shoulder in the fight?
when i saw him singwhispering, he was kinda bent over there too. i started to think he got the awards because he was like an american idol headcase that rides, higher than he should, on sympathy.
so, now i gather from various comments that this is not his usual gait and posture?
this was my first time seeing him.
he sucks but i'm glad he won 2 awards against team domestic abuse.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
Submitted by TexnDoc on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 11:10am.
My dream is for Anne Hathaway to give Sally Field the look of death when Sally strolls up to the podium.
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We share a similar dream.
I hope he gets to see what an asshole he looks like, and then says oh shit, I should have stood up.
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"Screw you, I'm Kevin Bacon!"
Submitted by Uptown James on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 11:27am.
I could not watch that shit last night. Between all the bad music + the big egos + the inarticulate speech, I had to turn it off
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Same. So annoying was LL Cool J with his pepaw cap, licking his lips every few words. What is up with that?
Damn, that gif almost gave me a seizure. Frank looks like a Jib Jab character. Where is his neck? And nice posture. Chris Brown is an asshole!
Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 10:39am.
Honey! Please! Mz. Brown's feet still hurt from having those thick nails driven into them!!! She died for all of our sins, honey. It's actually quite tragic!!!
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We should be so lucky to see him ascend into space on a cloud instead of walk out of the event with his head hanging low. Hopefully, he'll be on the cloud and his long sharp rusty curtain rod cock will pierce the cloud open and his body will fall through and land on the Pope FROM A GREAT HEIGHT.
♫ ♫ CHRIS BROWN, CHRIS BROWN, COME ON CHRISSS BROWWWNN - FALLL - - - -FROM A GREAAT HEIGHT.... FROM A GREAAATT HEIGGHHT!!!! ♫ ♫
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPLEbAVjiLA&t=4m5s
Nothing like having your incredible level of douchebaggery broadcast on live television around the world...
I could not watch that shit last night. Between all the bad music + the big egos + the inarticulate speech, I had to turn it off. All I could think of is how I would have liked to torch the place.
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Fist Brown's face is showing what a difficult brown he is on the inside. Well deserved gif. I'm surprised he even surly clapped for his colleague.
And Adele's Mrs. Doubtfire dress and side-eye, lmao!
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Yes CB is an asshole but it's her choice to go back to him. I feel like she's doing it solely for attention so I wish people would just ignore it. I don't care that he didn't stand up, I don't care what he does.
Posture, posture. Can't these people sit or walk without poor postures, slumping, and distortion in the neck?
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 10:39am.
Honey! Please! Mz. Brown's feet still hurt from having those thick nails driven into them!!! She died for all of our sins, honey. It's actually quite tragic!!!
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The difficult brown being a bitch. Surprised = no one.
Calm. down Keith Urban I think Frank Ocean
coming.out was just to sell more music.so you can stop staring at his ass! I see you!!
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I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!
Loved this. Adele had the side eye of the night, like when Taylor Swifty gave HER the squint eye when Adele beat her for the Golden Globe.
My dream is for Anne Hathaway to give Sally Field the look of death when Sally strolls up to the podium.
Lol @ Adele.
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Submitted by Lisbet459 on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 10:47am.
Ocean strikes me as a douche. I think that altercation in the parking lot was a mutual fight.
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I'm with you on this one 100% FO is playing the whole thing for all it's worth. As soon as he went on Twitter and started with his "I'm an artists BS" and whines to the world about his run in with CB two minutes after it happened tells me he's a massive Dbag.
Meh...Hekki maybe Fist is on da crack pipe?
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
This makes TWO nights ruined for Chris Brown....or did he crash the same night?
What a wonderful week this is.
LOL@Adele..
Big surprise. Chris Brown acts like the spoiled bitch he is.
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Fist is wasting away. I don't know if it's drugs or illness but he looks pale and skinny and his eye are sunken in. Not that I'm concerned; I'm just observing.
I didn't watch the show but just saw a clip of Ocean singing on MSNBC and my cat ran up and tried to mate with the TV when Ocean started singing. Not hot.
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Why should he stand up for Frank Ocean non singing ass. It would be fake as shit.. At least he stands by his doucheness. I'm loving that with his white suit he stands out so its so apparent he wasn't standing.. And he is in front row.
Frank Ocean is bitchy to me for some reason. I like some of his music but it's sooo weird and he can't sing. that shit last night was a mess..Maybe because he was scared that Chris was in the front row giving him crazy glaring looks.. but whatever it was I was like "Is this the new music god??" WTF..
Fist is just a bitch...that is all.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012