Ellen DeGeneres Can't Contain Herself Around Katy Perry's Magnificent Chichis
It's nice to see that the Grammys still aren't about recognizing the best talent in music (see: Carly Rae Jepsen's nomination) and still all about what's really important: TITTY BALLS! While giving us her best Priscilla Presley circa 1969 cosplay, Katy Perry also gave us chichis for days and Ellen Degeneres just couldn't help getting all up in there with her eyeballs as a butchified Portia de Rossi laughed next to her. If you stare at that picture long enough, you can almost see Ellen's eyeballs pop out of their sockets like a cartoon cat. Ellen is either motorboating with her eyes or she can't believe that certified douche bag John Mayer, who was wearing one of Willy Wonka's old suits, gets suffocate himself in Katy Perry's magnificent chichis every single night.
And yeah, when Ellen Degeneres humps Katy's titties with her eyes, everybody laughs and calls her a comedic genius. But if a straight dude did it, he'd get a punch to the eye and a restraining order. So if you see Gerard Butler and Mel Gibson trolling around with a tiny blond wig on their heads, a fitted blazer on their bodies and a Home Depot card stuck in their pockets, you know what they're up to.
• 
That is one fugly shade of green.
Well, I'll bet the neighbors are just LOVIN' this!--Mama.
Submitted by ba-buttons on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 11:30am.
So to recap - Katy Perry - idiotic no-talent with a pasty, doughy body and floppy clown tits to match.
-------------------------------
LOL
Yes, her body looks nice in that dress, but I agree she has no tone at all. Definitely a sagger in the making, if not there already. Here are some pics of her in Hawaii doing some mud drive, looking like any other chick at the Fontana Walmart. She's nothing to write home about. All smoke and mirrors.
http://gossip.whyfame.com/katy-perry-john-mayer-muddy-race-20839
Submitted by lynniepoo on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 11:31am.
She'll be looking like Jessica Simpson in a few years. As a person who has hooters myself, usually it means you have the body that needs to constantly fight the fat. Boobs, afterall, are just big ol' fat sacs. Makes her dress less magical now, huh? ;0) I do think she looks great in the dress and that hard-to-wear color.
--------------------------
Hi Lynniepoo.
Your argument was quite good and I appreciate the deep thought you put into it. It is only lacking a photo of your juggs. Please provide so that your argument becomes perfect. Thenk yew.
She'll be looking like Jessica Simpson in a few years. As a person who has hooters myself, usually it means you have the body that needs to constantly fight the fat. Boobs, afterall, are just big ol' fat sacs. Makes her dress less magical now, huh? ;0) I do think she looks great in the dress and that hard-to-wear color.
Whamo, exactly! Nice cleaveage.
@GG, LOL she a ho ho ho all the way. She is!
•-•-•-•-•-•
"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
░░░░♬♣☺♪◘☼♥♫•ღ♩♦≈❀♠♡░░░░
Submitted by HomecomingQueen... on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 11:17am.
ba-buttons is correct on one thing. She has nice tits. She knows it. She thinks that gives her a carte blanche to the entire world and it does not.
-------------------------------------------------
Whoa, hang on, I certainly did not say Katy has nice tits. Anything but.
They are biggish, that is their only good quality. They have no muscle tone underneath them and I guarantee they are first-class saggers without the Jane Russell steel-reinforce granny bra. Gross.
So to recap - Katy Perry - idiotic no-talent with a pasty, doughy body and floppy clown tits to match.
--------------------------------------------------
Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 10:08pm.
Again, pipe down, Fatty. Go and waddle to the pantry, stick some cake in your gaping maw and pick some crabs out of your mound and use 'em as sprinkles.
Team#DOGHASCRABS!
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 11:23am.
I thought this was a music show - not a tit show...her music sucks people so stop swallowing they hype.
Yup. They tried to market her in the Christian rock genre when she was new. When that failed, it was the sexay pop tartlet marketed towards pre-teens and teens. I don't have kids, but I wouldn't want young'ns watching this contrived rubbish.
Come on Ba-Buttons, they all look like that without makeup. I don't like her much but those look like some nice boobs. And that pimply pic of her in bed that Russell posted, that's grounds for divorce right there! Haha The Meyer dude is grossness all the way.
•-•-•-•-•-•
"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
░░░░♬♣☺♪◘☼♥♫•ღ♩♦≈❀♠♡░░░░
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 11:23am.
I thought this was a music show - not a tit show...her music sucks people so stop swallowing they hype.
===============================================
LOL, no one is suggesting her music is anything but shit, people are just saying she has nice tits that's all. Of course it has nothing to do with "music"
:)
I thought this was a music show - not a tit show...her music sucks people so stop swallowing they hype.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
My take:
1) Katy Perry has nice boobs.
2) John Mayer looks like Edward Scissorhands with that ridiculous hair. He is a complete douche.
That's all I have.
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
Submitted by ba-buttons on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 11:13am.
Christ, what a mutt.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I claim no relation.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
www.charitywater.org
www.theanimalrescuesite.com
www.modestneeds.org
aren't you a guy, ba-buttons? I'm surprised you see past the tits. I mean, it is her greatest effort and achievement.
ba-buttons is correct on one thing. She has nice tits. She knows it. She thinks that gives her a carte blanche to the entire world and it does not.
Her music is an assault on my holy ears and she's also very, very stupid, that is clear.
Her boobs look spectacular in that dress.
******************
"I think my butt looks too big in these jeans."
And to all the sheep squawking about how "beautiful" Katy is, please review the following...
http://static.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/katy-perry-without-m...
Christ, what a mutt.
--------------------------------------------------
Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 10:08pm.
Again, pipe down, Fatty.
Go and waddle to the pantry, stick some cake in your gaping maw and pick some crabs out of your mound and use 'em as sprinkles.
Team#DOGHASCRABS!
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 10:21am.
Too bad her tits can't sing...then they'd merit the attention they get. Stupid whore.
--------------------------------------------------
^^^^THIS!!!
Those saggy, untoned tits are absolutely everything this chick has both in talent and intelligence.
Surprises me she has so much support on the D being a vacuous product of the pop music industry as she is.
When the media blitzes you with endless utter bullshit like "Katy is hot!!" and "Katy is talented!!", you are still a sycophant if you eventually believe it.
--------------------------------------------------
Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 10:08pm.
Again, pipe down, Fatty.
Go and waddle to the pantry, stick some cake in your gaping maw and pick some crabs out of your mound and use 'em as sprinkles.
Team#DOGHASCRABS!
Hekki, I can't stand Katy Perry and don't think she has one iota of talent, but her boobs are real and they're spectacular.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
www.charitywater.org
www.theanimalrescuesite.com
www.modestneeds.org
I hate her, but that's a pretty dress and her pillows are ideal.
I think that's extremely rude and vulgar of Ellen, lesbo or no.
Dog, I want to squeeze Katy's boobies. Not usually. But they look so bouncy in that dress.
Does Ellen even HAVE any?
She is a very pretty girl but can't sing for crap. I can't believe all the people who buy her obviously auto-tuned "songs".
********************
"Brows should not look like a condiment!" -MK
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 10:56am.
I stared, too. Her boobies are mesmerizing. I want to squeeze them.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Ellen or Katy?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
www.charitywater.org
www.theanimalrescuesite.com
www.modestneeds.org
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 10:54am.
KP looked great last night. LOVE that dress on her. And her chichis are definitely magnificent.
****************************************************
Agreed--KP looked awesome and always seems very comfortable in her skin.
"So if you see Gerard Butler and Mel Gibson trolling around with a tiny blond wig on their heads, a fitted blazer on their bodies and a Home Depot card stuck in their pockets, you know what they're up to."
LMAO!!
I stared, too. Her boobies are mesmerizing. I want to squeeze them. I thought she looked good and her body was flawless in that dress. Portia doesn't look too bad, either.
KP looked great last night. LOVE that dress on her. And her chichis are definitely magnificent.
**************************************************************
Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
Mrs. Presley Aug 1969
http://www.flickr.com/photos/priscilla_beaulieu_presley/5080678078/
Mayer's outfist looks like the bathroom walls of a disco in Liverpool in the early 70s.
Perry's outfit proves she knows her talent lies below her vocal cords.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
www.charitywater.org
www.theanimalrescuesite.com
www.modestneeds.org
Submitted by Pygar2000 on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 10:00am.
Priscilla's hair was never that flat in '69.
Damn straight, Pygar! Priscilla always rocked the whole can of Aquanet!
There is always room for Jell-O
Submitted by loopygorilla on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 10:18am.
im having jello right now, i love jello.
Submitted by soulfly16 on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 10:34am.
Um, what exactly is so funny about this? Portia deRossi looks like she's pissing herself.
=================
She's mortified and overcompensating. Remember those super awkward PDAs they did on the beach for the paps?
Submitted by sushi on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 10:06am.
I don't like the straight down the middle part though. Does that look good on anyone?
----------
Agree. The only person I can think of who who looked great with that hairstyle was Ali MacGrow in "Love Story". But that was 50 years ago.
+++++++++++++++++++
Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.
Nice to see Katy perry dressing normally- it suits her and yes, she has awesome boobies!!!
Nice cleavage. One size up however and it would be vulgar. Although impressive, her bust still matches her frame.
Um, what exactly is so funny about this? Portia deRossi looks like she's pissing herself.
----------------------------------------------
Steven Tyler does White Oprah drag better than White Oprah does White Oprah drag. - MK
That last paragragh MK was pure gold. Spot on.
I didn't even think Ellen's bit was even funny.
KP's voice, not so much but my that is a beautiful body. With a body like that, I would have liked to seen her being a little less obvious but that seems to be the way of things nowadays. IMO, you have a body like that, it shows through no matter what you are wearing.
Whamo, LOL.
I liked the dress...much more than I like Perry.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
When you don't have any real talent and you know you don't belong at the Grammy's, this is what you do. You show your boobs.
I gasped when I saw her in that dress on The Grammys. She looked wow.
I'd stare too. Main thought would be "what kind of bra is she wearing?".
I feel Portia's pain though, my husband can't look straight ahead of him to save his life. He is not allowed to drive ever because he is always looking to the sides. "Forgodsakes stop staring at that girl's tits we're gonna crash!" is common to hear while he's driving.
Too bad her tits can't sing...then they'd merit the attention they get. Stupid whore.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Damn, her body is rocking. John Mayer is such a douche, but he's probably a kinky little fuck and obviously Katy likes that kind of thing.
I just find Ellen so hideous. I don't buy her nice-guy schtick. I remember an article in Allure where she was bragging about her beautiful, gorgeous girlfriend, her big house and how much money she makes. Sounded very Donald Trump.
"They're called 'boobs' Ed"....
;)
i wonder if its like a bag of raspberry jello and the other one is like a bag of lime jello.
im having jello right now, i love jello.
I love the jade green color of the dress but the amount of decolletage, no.
She can do so better than John Mayer. Girl, get yourself undickmatized.
Hey, those looks suspiciously like "puffy bits!"
Can't sing for shit, but she is gorgeous, and they are real and spectacular.
Submitted by vsminimoose on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 10:10am.
I can hate on KP for a million different things but her body, hair and boobs I cannot and will not.
And yes.....hair parted down the middle is classic. I wish more people rocked it.
-----
I agree with your first point, but not the second! I'm really not into the trending middle part. It looks bad on most people, especially on people with huge foreheads (90% of everyone in Hollywood and the pop music industry).
yew! At least she wasn't driving her 18 wheeler while looking at those tits, she would've crashed into a wall!!!
-------------------------------------------------
Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
I've always thought Katy had a pretty face and pretty smile, her tits and body are just bonus.
I think she'll have a tough time keeping the weight off as well once she gets older. Her music is everything I hate about the industry right now....but I'd look her straight in the eyes and tell her otherwise if it meant getting her in the sac, "Oh I LOVE your music, you're amazing"
*checks wallet for condom*