Night Crumbs
Falkor Rimes got banged and she'd look a million times hotter if her bangs were about 24 inches longer - ICYDK
That look on Alice Eve's face tells me that Bradley Cooper just asked her if he can deep throat her big toe - Lainey Gossip
John Travolta volunteers his mouth as the venue to hold the dick-off between Marky Mark and Michael Fassbender - The Superficial
Beyonce wore one of Bette Midler's pantsuits from Big Business to the Grammys last night - Celebitchy
The chipmunk Pink broke a Grammy rule last night - Drunken Stepfather
Rich bitches in L.A. dress so weird. Case in point: Selena Gomez - Hollywood Tuna
The Postal Service has a new song and I'm sure you'll soon hear it in every Apple commercial and every episode of every CW show - Towleroad
Lindsay Lohan's escort service business is going well - IDLYITW
The Photoshop Awards: Jennifer Love Hewitt on Shape Magazine - Popoholic
If you have a serious tank top fetish, here's something to feed it - The Berry
Baby sting rays have sweet, sweet moves - OMG Blog
Carrie Underwood's MAC screensaver dress blew minds last night and I guarantee you that 100% of those blown minds were stoned - Buzzfeed
Ten seconds later, Adam Levine had sun burns on his face from standing that close to Sting - Just Jared
But when will we finally get a documentary about Color Me Badd? - Jezebel
Megan Fox and David Silver are in Brazil for carnival and I really hope he treats everyone to a very special carnival performance of Be Be Be My Love - Popsugar
Prince's bedazzled cane was the star of the night - Crunk + Disorderly
Are we sure this isn't really Miley Cyrus and the pictures got mislabeled? - Moe Jackson
Elisha Cuthbert does Maxim - Hollywood Rag
Eva Mendes does the "hide the color sore on the edge of my mouth" move - I'm Not Obsessed
RiRi keeps it demure in a hotel sheet skirt - Cityrag
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Sorry falcor, you still ugly as fuck.
Submitted by SFRBully on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 1:26am.
got legs like baseball bats, and I hear she got that nasty women's disease.
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Shug Avery done set the population o' Hotwell County a new high - you jus' one of the roosters, boy. ;D
this is what I see when I look at Falcor
http://www.fanpix.net/picture-gallery/w-axl-rose-picture-22753409.htm
the mandanna is actually better than bangs. She may want to make note of that fashion accessory.
and no insult to W. Axl Rose
*whips condom wrapper out of bathrobe pocket* --"WE need to talk..." Richie during the out of control summer of 2005
Looks like Sting is still a little crispy from the Tan Penis Island fire.
Si non est alterum, est matrem-futuens alterum.
LeAnn can't see with the tiny eyes she has and now you're going to put long bangs on her that brush over her eyes? She's going to crash into everything.
wtf! lolololol
now all you can see is her HONKING SHNOZZ.
ahaaa haaa haaa haaaa haa.
the very thing this dicknose was supposed to downplay, she fucking highlights in neon.
no doubt she's trying to distance herself from her recent pics that show just how desperately she's been trying to copy glanville.
neighann is in deep.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
Elisha Cuthbert
Elistha Cuttchburt
Alisha Cuchburst
Elithia Kutkblert
Lovely name. Just rolls off the tongue.
Prince was at the Grammys? Oh yeah, I heard his new song and it was a bit boring.
Submitted by DianaDeath on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 11:13pm.
Damn, you sho is UGLAY!
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got legs like baseball bats, and I hear she got that nasty women's disease.
Just when you thought she couldn't get any uglier.
Yes - it's not fair that we expect LeAnn to be beautiful and perfect. But I will happily say that most of the people on this site who criticize her may very well be more attractive than she is (DOESN'T USUALLY HAPPEN HERE, YOU BIG BUNCH OF UGLIES)
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I could never accurately put my finger on what makes her so ugly. I get it now, everything on her face is large, and her eyes are squinty small. Large nose, chin and facial features..but her eyes (which usually compliment a woman) are tiny.
She's really an ugly girl. Poor thing.
I skipped Carrie's performance so I hadn't seen the dress. Still don't care.
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I like to smile, smiling's my favorite! : )
The poster formerly known as SnowOwl, formerly known as Nightowl!
Bangs really accentuate her nose and chin, in a bad way. And for the first time, I think I see chicken cutlets also.
Hey MK, how bout stop linking stories to Michael Fasspeender and just have all stories about him. He's delicious
Change is coming through my Shadow
ok, on behalf of fans of the real Falkor and the the entire luckdragon community, enough is enough. they did nothing to deserve your libel, MK
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
When I see her now I will have the urge to sing the Neverending story because she looks like the creepish dog dragon in the movie!
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Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie
Damn, you sho is UGLAY!
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"If French is the language of love, then Spanish is the language of badassery!" -MK
Those bangs do nothing for her. Angular face, wide features. She looks aged and tired. Shame on that stylist
Falcor: All I can say is that's one homely, homely woman.
You can tell she's been crying. Here's the jist of it: Leann and Eddie fight, she cries and then cuts her bangs to do something drastic for attention.
Submitted by Deb on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 7:17pm.
Submitted by Kisa on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 7:05pm.
Kisa, no - but you are the 2nd person to mention it! I'll try to find it on youtube or at E!
He really does have a great, genuine sense of humor. And he makes awesome rock 'n' roll. AND he's hot!
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I thought he was great on the show, too. I stopped watching a long time ago (loathe Handler's hideous, untalented ass). Maybe E will make him the permanent host and kick her to the curb?
And yes, he is hot!
"The actresses were uniformly excellent, they had compelling storylines and I wanted to be fucked by almost every man on that show."
" Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer"..William S. Burroughs
they say when mick married bianca he married himself....
She looks like a Sheep Dog, that breed that has the hair hanging over their eyes. I guess now that LeAnn's doing bangs the trend is officially dead.
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"Somewhere, Jennifer Love Hewitt is vagazzling the words "FUCK MY LIFE" onto her crotch while deep throating a Pillsbury cookie dough roll".--MK
JLH's face doesn't even look like her in that picture.
I don't like to criticize people for not being beautiful. I mean, people can't help what their face looks like. But oh mylanta, LeAnn is one ugly chick. Inside and out!
I've heard that this super-rich middle eastern dudes are super freaky with their 'hos. I'm talking really gross crap (literally), like crapping & peeing on the girls. Yeah, the girls get paid a lot, but for that sort of treatment? I cannot imagine degrading myself like that. Then again, Blohan is a creep and I can see her doing that.
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
"Two eyes, two eyebrows."
Submitted by Deb on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 8:23pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 8:13pm.
Hey Whamo. I've seen Shankar's performances many times (not live). His music may not be in my collection,
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Ya it's not in mine either lol! I'd never sat down seen nor really heard it for what it was. I now see why George was so taken by him and that whole music scene that's for sure.
Whoa, Leann. You have been upstaged by the hairdresser that is prettier than you are.
Re: Blohan the grifter
I think they make her do the most horrifying, humiliating things...on video. White Oprah seems to always be with her, too, so maybe they do a two-for-one deal.
I'm going to go barf now.
im gonna scroll past the fug that is leann and give my entire attention to the baddest motherfucker there is....PRINCE....
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
Submitted by NDNchief on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 8:28pm.
OMG! So gross and so funny (and probably close to the truth)!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by NDNchief on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 8:28pm.
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
As an escort, Blohan gets pooped on for big bucks. Runny, wet with a few chunks in it, projectile poop.
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corn chunks?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
As an escort, Blohan gets pooped on for big bucks. Runny, wet with a few chunks in it, projectile poop.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 8:13pm.
Hey Whamo. I've seen Shankar's performances many times (not live). His music may not be in my collection, but I appreciate anyone making real music. If he was good enough for George Harrison, he's ok in my book! ;) Cheers, hon!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
This is what I see when I look at this pic of LeAnn
http://www.tvacres.com/puppets_madame.htm
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Ugh. Who would have thought covering up more of LeAnne's face would be a BAD thing? I totally get where her hairdresser was going, cuz, well bitch ain't exactly infected with a case of the PURTIES that's for sure, BUT the bangs ARE NOT working! It will be hilarious to see Brandi ROCK the fuck out of those same bangs though....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Deb on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 6:58pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 6:49pm.
It took my ass too long to find out when and where Dave Grohl's "Sound City"
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I hadn't heard of this Deb, I love stuff like this. It's always interesting to look back on seminal events in music history.
OT a bit...I heard this guy on the radio the other day talking about this Sitar virtuoso that was coming to town and he said people would love to see him play but you had to keep in mind (as I learned) when they play these Indian compositions the norm is for the piece to start off very quiet and slowly and as it goes along the tempo will slowly picks up speed until at the end they are playing at a crazy frantic pace and volume. Keeping this in mind I came across the youtube clip of Ravi Shankar (he's the only sitar player I really kown) playing live at Woodstock. I'd never seen an entire piece played so I watched the 15 min clip of his performance. I'm not sure if that was the only one he played but anyway sure enough it starts off with him playing slowly, then the drummers comes in with that typical Indian hand drumming. Well sure enough as the piece moves along it picks up speed until by the last 5 minutes Ravi is absolutely flying up and down that fret board both strumming/finger picking so fast it blew my mind!! I mean I've heard pieces before but now knowing the structure and approach it opened my eyes tremendously. I have never seen anything like it and got an absolute mind numbing appreciation to why he was considered the best of the best. If you have the time and patience to watch it (if you haven't already and know all this anyway lol) you have to watch the whole thing, I (along with the crowd) was simply blown away.
Withy, yes, spare yourself!!
I thought this was a picture of our local pizza dude... Was wondering if he hit the lotto.
Wow.. These two shouldn't share.
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Have you ever noticed that LeAnn and Eddie Cibrian look creepily alike in the face? As in, their basic facial features, incl. squinty eyes?
I sincerely believe that this is the basis of their relationship. They are so into themselves that they select partners who look like like them.
Submitted by LaChaylo on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 8:01pm.
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I need to skip that class LaChay! :)
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Sugar daddy = into some kinky ass, scary shit in need of some flesh super-hoover lips.
Winniwins, say you really didn't do that? lol Although, I see Blowhan more as the entitled hustler type who'd do what she did to Charlie Sheen rather than actually go through with the prostitution whore bit. Not sure why, because yes, I know she's a total ho.
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Submitted by SoulTaker on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 7:42pm.
Carrie Underwood's dress was a dumb gimmick.
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I thought it was dumb too. A singer like her doesn't need a gimmic. She can just sing.
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"Somewhere, Jennifer Love Hewitt is vagazzling the words "FUCK MY LIFE" onto her crotch while deep throating a Pillsbury cookie dough roll".--MK
Nice, Leann has a forelock now, how fitting.
Carrie Underwood's dress was a dumb gimmick.
I just googled all three of Lohan's suitors and made myself play " who'd I rather" * shudders
Submitted by M.E.: "I don't even WANT to know what it is Blohan let's those nasty ass rich dudes do to her in the sack to keep getting paid and flown around the world.
Disgusting."
I don't know that she does anything special that some other paid piece wouldn't do. If you're that rich, you can get any kind of kink fulfilled. And probably with a cleaner piece.
I think it's that she's an American "movie star".
LeeAnn ... bless her heart.