Sinead O'Connor's Thoughts On The Pope Quitting That Bitch
Pope Eggs Benedict became the first pope in 600 years to resign as the head bitch in charge of the Catholic Church today and he did so because he's taking a more lucrative job as the head coach of Penn State's football team. No, Pope Eggs Benedict is giving up his tiara, because he's old and because he wants to focus all of his time on his real love: modeling shoes for Prada. This reminds me of when nearly every Catholic woman in my family fell to the ground, screamed and boxed the air over the news that the Elvis of popes, Pope John Paul II, died. Pope Eggs Benedict is the Steve Sanders to Pope John Paul's Dylan McKay, so I don't know if any abuelitas are punching the sky over this news. But everybody has something to say about this including noted pope hater Sinead O'Connor who went on her site and congratulated Pope Eggs Benedict for quitting his job.
I would like to congratulate Pope Benedict on his wise decision to retire before the very worst of what has been going on is discovered. I appreciate his alluding to some of it in his statement and assure him The Most High forgives those who can faithfully say they did wrong.
The church had been brought into dreadful disrepute by lies and blasphemies against The Holy Spirit. Benedict’s greatest achievement is this act of retiring. There is a chance now for the church to be re-built and made fit to house The Holy Spirit.
Who cares if Sinead is dressed like a middle-aged suburban dad on a cruise to Jamaica, she should be pope! If Sinead was pope, I'd probably start going to church on Sundays, because I really want to sit through an entire mass dedicated to the trials and tribulations of the difficult brown.
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I think there is something fishy about this. I thought the Pope had to die to leave his job. I didn't think you could get out of it any other way. Does anyone remember all those popes dying in the 70s before John Paul? It was like a pope was dying once a week.
Submitted by bourgie on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 9:40pm.
Smiling at all the "mixed" Catholics like me. I have a little Quaker in me lol. OOh for those who live in NYC did you all know that the morning news anchor on ABC local station channel 7 Ken Rosato is a Catholic priest? Very interesting. His very expensive suits though...lol.
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Can they have a job like that? They take vows of poverty. I thought they were limited to teaching and serving the poor. I also wonder about Sister Wendy who looks at art for PBS.
As a fellow Irish-woman we can say that Sinead is a disgrace to our race.
I think he was just getting a little tired of having to shit in the woods all the time...
Submitted by KlonapinKate in response to Poopele's intimidated ignorant ass:
how old are you? My word. You have nothing relevant nor original to say. Go play with yourself some more.
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Yes. I sure hope it doesn't get any of its groupies cyberpregnant (their eggs are all dried out anyway).
Mmmhumm... I RECKON I'LL TAKE A COUPLE OF THE BIGGUNS.
She's lost a lotta chunk!
Getting back to the Pope. Two thoughts, either something is about to break on the Vatican money laundering scandal or someone has something that ties Eggs directly to the failure to deal with the pedophiles.
Live on an island in the beautiful Puget Sound in Washington. However I would prefer to be living on Vancouver Island.
Submitted by justducky on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 11:11pm.
Whamo, would so like to move a few islands north!
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@ VOB...lol, hey quit beatin me, I'm singin at the top o ma lungs! :P
Whamo, would so like to move a few islands north!
@ Whams.. Sing Louder Maple Leaf! Cracks that whip.....
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Gotta agree with her. What's the real reason? The last Pope was on his death bed for the last several years of his reign or whatever they call it. They simply adjusted his routine accordingly. Something's up but I guess we'll never know. There is no other dysfunctional family as secretive as the Catholic Church.
On Sinead: She appears to be seriously mentally ill but she seems happy.
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Cockadouche!
Smiling at all the "mixed" Catholics like me. I have a little Quaker in me lol. OOh for those who live in NYC did you all know that the morning news anchor on ABC local station channel 7 Ken Rosato is a Catholic priest? Very interesting. His very expensive suits though...lol.
As far as Shinead.. she sucks!
Submitted by veryoldbat on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 8:43pm.
Whams what were saying about Nova Scotia?????? Go ON:D
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Lots of single mommies:) lol
All the provinces are awesome, we have a great county:)
*stands up sing Oh Canada*
Fucking mad ugly cunt.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
Whams what were saying about Nova Scotia?????? Go ON:D
Now is the time. You're not promised tomorrow. -PR
Submitted by Bigbendy on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 5:18pm.
Cheers, Bendy! You know what I'm talking about! Love you too, doll! (and peace be with you!) lol!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 3:23pm.
Whamo - what do you call these??
https://www.google.com/search?q=sprinkles&hl=en&tbo=d&source=lnms&tbm=is...
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Those are hundreds-and-thousands, tyvm ;)
Submitted by justducky on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 7:41pm.
I think I read somewhere that Quebec leads the country in the number of out of wedlock births.
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Lol. I do know the east cost such as Newfoundland, Nova Scotia have high rates but it wouldn't surprise me. They french government puts a real emphasis and asks women to have more "pure" French Canadian kids in their quest to expand the true french population. I think they even worked a monetary value into a larger french family. I'm not a hundred percent sure about that but maybe one of our more informed Quebec Dlisters could speak to that.
She's so crazy. I gotta love her!
I still remember the Pope-ripping incident on SNL like it was yesterday. I couldn't have been more than 11 or 12 but even then I was like damn, this bitch is my hero.
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Thanks Whamo, I know the Church controlled the public schools into the seventies. Sounds like they were finally kicked out. I think I read somewhere that Quebec leads the country in the number of out of wedlock births.
Submitted by justducky on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 5:06pm.
Hey Whamo does the Catholic Church still control the elementary and secondary public school system in Quebec?
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Well in all of Canada and I think it's the same in the States we have public and then a separate school system. The separate schools are a Catholic school system and it's heavily subsidized here in Canada by our government. Quebec does have regular public schools but as it has a very large Catholic population compared to the rest of the country a good deal of the schools are separate schools.
Membership in Hitler Youth was required by law when a boy turned 14. Though I'm sure those criticizing him would've refused and been imprisoned, right?
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So long Pope. So long Illuminati appointed dude. Just the beginning my friends. Just the beginning.
The Earth and her people are over it bitches.
The Golden Age is coming
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In the olden days, popes had mistresses, children, sold papal indulgences, were generally debauched and depraved, and one was a Borgia (Alexander VI). Fun!
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 6:00pm.
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 4:59pm.
Why is that a problem? I think it's a good question and certainly innocent."
No no, I think it's an awesome question. Another mom and I applauded. Everyone else was silent and tense.
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Christian (but not Catholic here) but I've read a lot about the history of the RCC and apparently in its earlier incarnations the church was very feminist, maybe even matriarchal in its attitudes towards giving women positions of authority and power in the heirarchy. Politics and all the accompanying bullshit kinda eroded that over the centuries, but I'd love to see it return to its roots (and I don't think it need take a century to do so).
"The actresses were uniformly excellent, they had compelling storylines and I wanted to be fucked by almost every man on that show."
I can't believe I am saying this but I think the Pope is the sane one in this duo....
Imagine if there was a To Catch a Predator: Priest Edition...Chris Hansen would never be out of a job...
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Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 6:00pm.
Ohhhhhhh, okay.
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Submitted by Dog on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 4:59pm.
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 4:58pm.
On a recent open house I sat in on the religion class. Where one boy asked why women can't be priests. I shit you not.
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Why is that a problem? I think it's a good question and certainly innocent."
No no, I think it's an awesome question. Another mom and I applauded. Everyone else was silent and tense.
The teacher handled it rather well. She said it's tradition and maybe some day a hundred years from now the Church would address that issue, but she didn't see it changing anytime soon.
I was just surprised (and encouraged) that a boy was the one who asked.
Thank goodness Pope Prada is retiring. He looked like a freaking demon and gave me the creeps. Please let them put in someone decent, not a child molester, puh-leeeeese.
Maybe it's because I'm not Catholic, or identify with a specific religion...but...who cares?? I still don't understand how people who claim to read the bible fail to see how ONE dude claiming he is the direct humanly source between their salvation with the lord, pretty goes against the teachings in their holy book.
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"you chickens need to go back to the coup, you need to lay some fucking eggs and do your fucking job, you scrambled ass bitch!"-Shane Dawson
Uh oh! It looks like the vatican caught the pope touching the little kids pee pees so now he has to 'step down'.
Submitted by AlexDSSF
As far as I know, there has never been a Pope from the Western Hemisphere, Africa, Asia, or Oceania.
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....or was that Popeye? I forget.
Submitted by Deb on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 5:07pm.
Well, as a recovering Catholic who enjoys hoagies, jimmies, and soda, I believe Catholicism is a great religion in which to raise kids. It gives you the fear of God, a wealth of mythology and imagery to spark the imagination, and so many reasons to rebel against it when an adult!
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Deb, hahahahahhahah. That was absolutely perfect. My sister and I were just texting each about this today. I love you!
Well, as a recovering Catholic who enjoys hoagies, jimmies, and soda, I believe Catholicism is a great religion in which to raise kids. It gives you the fear of God, a wealth of mythology and imagery to spark the imagination, and so many reasons to rebel against it when an adult!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Hey Whamo does the Catholic Church still control the elementary and secondary public school system in Quebec?
Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 4:58pm.
On a recent open house I sat in on the religion class. Where one boy asked why women can't be priests. I shit you not.
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Why is that a problem? I think it's a good question and certainly innocent.
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Speaking of Catholicism, we are thinking of taking the kids out of ($$$) Catholic school and putting them into the local public school (which is FREEEEE and the second best rated in the city). One of the pluses is that they won't be subject to the religion part. It was a struggle for me to put them there because I have a real problem with Catholicism in particular but organized religion in general. I felt like a hypocrite.
On a recent open house I sat in on the religion class. Where one boy asked why women can't be priests. I shit you not.
Nice tats, Sinead. That's one way to cover ur tracks.
Ah haha, good 'ol Sinead! She may be batshit insane (and I suspect her issues are more bio-chemical than religious/cultural/environmental) but it alwas perks me up when she goes off on a rant.
Less Lohan, less Lardassians, more Sinead, more Courtney Love, more Shannen Dougherty please!
"The actresses were uniformly excellent, they had compelling storylines and I wanted to be fucked by almost every man on that show."
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 4:36pm.
You crazy east coasters, this is what happens when you get snowed in too often.
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Not exactly. One of the pups was born nine months after a blizzard, baby.
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 4:04pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 3:39pm.
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 3:23pm.
Whamo - what do you call these??
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LOl, chocolate sprinkles..I understand that part, but if these are Jimmy's I've just never heard of them called that.
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In Massachusetts we called chocolate sprinkles jimmies. The first time I asked for them in Illinois I got a look like I had lobsters crawling out of my ears.
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No wonder you Americans are so whacked, Jimmies!??? just call the chocolate sprinkles for Pete's sake.
But noooo, you gotta be all high falutin and putting on airs with your "Jimmies"
oh la la....No I'll have Jimmies thank you vera much..*nose in the air* Bawahaaaaa!!!
You crazy east coasters, this is what happens when you get snowed in too often.
As far as I know, there has never been a Pope from the Western Hemisphere, Africa, Asia, or Oceania. And most of the popes have come from Italy. Pope John Paul II was the first non-Italian pope in hundreds of years, and since he was from Eastern Europe, the most "exotic" pope in history.
Well if you don't want a whole different meaning of jimmies I'd recommend against googling up slang words for condoms. Just sayin'. :-P
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If you want to see a chilling documentary on the Priest abuse scandal, I would recommend "Deliver Us From Evil." I vowed never to set foot in a Catholic Church again after watching it. It was so sad and disgusting.
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Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 3:39pm.
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 3:23pm.
Whamo - what do you call these??
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LOl, chocolate sprinkles..I understand that part, but if these are Jimmy's I've just never heard of them called that.
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In Massachusetts we called chocolate sprinkles jimmies. The first time I asked for them in Illinois I got a look like I had lobsters crawling out of my ears.
Submitted by carefreea on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 3:06pm.
My sister sent me the news via a text, delighted. Our mother's family is Polish so you can imagine the way it was when JP2 died and, no word of a lie, he's still majorly revered there.
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My mom still keeps a Pope JP2 portrait in the living room. Were no Polish though. : )
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Jesus was fucking jewish for Gawd's sake. If that doesn't make the whole thing stink to high heaven I don't know what does.
how old are you? My word. You have nothing relevant nor original to say. Go play with yourself some more.