Sinead O'Connor's Thoughts On The Pope Quitting That Bitch
Pope Eggs Benedict became the first pope in 600 years to resign as the head bitch in charge of the Catholic Church today and he did so because he's taking a more lucrative job as the head coach of Penn State's football team. No, Pope Eggs Benedict is giving up his tiara, because he's old and because he wants to focus all of his time on his real love: modeling shoes for Prada. This reminds me of when nearly every Catholic woman in my family fell to the ground, screamed and boxed the air over the news that the Elvis of popes, Pope John Paul II, died. Pope Eggs Benedict is the Steve Sanders to Pope John Paul's Dylan McKay, so I don't know if any abuelitas are punching the sky over this news. But everybody has something to say about this including noted pope hater Sinead O'Connor who went on her site and congratulated Pope Eggs Benedict for quitting his job.
I would like to congratulate Pope Benedict on his wise decision to retire before the very worst of what has been going on is discovered. I appreciate his alluding to some of it in his statement and assure him The Most High forgives those who can faithfully say they did wrong.
The church had been brought into dreadful disrepute by lies and blasphemies against The Holy Spirit. Benedict’s greatest achievement is this act of retiring. There is a chance now for the church to be re-built and made fit to house The Holy Spirit.
Who cares if Sinead is dressed like a middle-aged suburban dad on a cruise to Jamaica, she should be pope! If Sinead was pope, I'd probably start going to church on Sundays, because I really want to sit through an entire mass dedicated to the trials and tribulations of the difficult brown.
• 
ubmitted by Meatblocks on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 1:50pm.
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 1:45pm.
Submitted by Meatblocks on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 1:44pm.
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 1:42pm.
Submitted by Meatblocks on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 1:39pm.
Wot? Never had an American Pope. Benenazi is German, Herr Meatness.
===============================
oh.
then, in that case, i'm going to petition evelyn wood for my money back! damn them -they've embarrassed me one time too many!
^^^^^^^^^^^
I don't know why there has never been an American pope.
================================
i found this ....
http://catholicsoapbox.com/could-there-be-an-american-pope/
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
--------------------------------------------------
The bookies in London are saying some Canadian guy, Ouelette, is the 5-2 favourite.
Clearly from Quebec where to this day the church still has lots of pull and merrily encourages couples to have as many babies as possible - don't worry, English Canada is paying for them!!!
--------------------------------------------------
Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 10:08pm.
Again, pipe down, Fatty.
Go and waddle to the pantry, stick some cake in your gaping maw and pick some crabs out of your mound and use 'em as sprinkles.
Team#DOGHASCRABS!
Wonder if there is some major sh!t about to be exposed in early March, convenient not to have anyone on the throne. According to what I've read, they don't have to call the conclave until March 15th.
I can't believe people are saying Sinead is ugly, seriously for a 46 year old woman with a shaved head and no make-up her face is pretty fantastic. It's like with Tilda Swinton, people are so used to seeing women with full make-up all the time that a woman without it is considered odd looking.
Granted her clothes and tatoos are terrible, but the shaved head is both her trademark and a reminder of the evils of the Catholic church that locked up tens of thousands of young girls in the Magdalene asylums, shaved their heads and forced them to do menial labor for years over "crimes" like getting pregnant as a teen. Sinead herself was committed for a time as a teenager.
I fucking hate her for "the difficult brown" which everybody thinks is so clever and hilarious that it must be parroted daily in every possible context for the rest of our fucking lives.
I've officially put her in the "make a record or SHUT THE FUCK UP" club along with Leann Rimes.
****
"End well: this isn't going to." - MK
Why so serious? "Difficult brown" is some funny shit!
****************************************
"If French is the language of love, then Spanish is the language of badassery!" -MK
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 1:45pm.
Submitted by Meatblocks on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 1:44pm.
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 1:42pm.
Submitted by Meatblocks on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 1:39pm.
Wot? Never had an American Pope. Benenazi is German, Herr Meatness.
===============================
oh.
then, in that case, i'm going to petition evelyn wood for my money back! damn them -they've embarrassed me one time too many!
^^^^^^^^^^^
I don't know why there has never been an American pope.
================================
i found this ....
http://catholicsoapbox.com/could-there-be-an-american-pope/
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 1:43pm.
They should elect that hot priest we had a few years back...guy played Rugby. :P
We used to refer to the young hot ones as Father Whatawaste
The inner workings of the Catholic church and its hierarchy makes US presidential elections look like Kindergarten.
Submitted by skinny fat on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 1:43pm.
Submitted by Meatblocks on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 1:39pm.
this pope is american (which, in itself, could explain his "retiring") and probably just wants to get laid in a florida condo before he checks out.
*****
The pope is NOT American. There will never be an American pope.
===============================
that's discriminatory!
those bastards!
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
I'M LOSING MY RELIGION!!!!!!
Submitted by Meatblocks on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 1:44pm.
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 1:42pm.
Submitted by Meatblocks on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 1:39pm.
Wot? Never had an American Pope. Benenazi is German, Herr Meatness.
===============================
oh.
then, in that case, i'm going to petition evelyn wood for my money back! damn them -they've embarrassed me one time too many!
^^^^^^^^^^^
I don't know why there has never been an American pope.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
www.charitywater.org
www.theanimalrescuesite.com
www.modestneeds.org
I'm not sure I'm buying his reason for stepping down either. Poor John Paul II was worked into the ground, even when he was so feeble and incoherant that he could barely move or speak. It just seems like the Vatican has a history of working the sitting Pope until he dies.
What's more sad than the fact that 10,000 animals got euthanized today? The fact that because of the ignorance of humans, it will happen again tomorrow. End the cycle. Spay and neuter your pets & please adopt your next pet from a shelter.
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 1:42pm.
Submitted by Meatblocks on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 1:39pm.
Wot? Never had an American Pope. Benenazi is German, Herr Meatness.
===============================
oh.
then, in that case, i'm going to petition evelyn wood for my money back! damn them -they've embarrassed me one time too many!
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
Submitted by Meatblocks on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 1:39pm.
this pope is american (which, in itself, could explain his "retiring") and probably just wants to get laid in a florida condo before he checks out.
*****
The pope is NOT American. There will never be an American pope.
They should elect that hot priest we had a few years back...guy played Rugby. :P
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by Meatblocks on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 1:39pm.
Wot? Never had an American Pope. Benenazi is German, Herr Meatness.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
www.charitywater.org
www.theanimalrescuesite.com
www.modestneeds.org
Quit or be Borgia'd?
Submitted by Deb on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 1:36pm.
It seemed for a while there, that every time Pope Benedict opened his mouth, he'd offend huge groups of people.
- - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
What does one expect? The dude was Hilter youth for Jebus' sake! They REALLY must look at a person's resume before handing them the job.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Good riddance, Benedict was a disgrace.
Though I'm sure they'll elect another prick.
i'm back!
*slams door behind*
do NOT go out there ...
that wikipedia pope shit is coma inducing, i got scared of how fastly bored i became and had to run back here.
found out some pope facts. john paul 1 was only for 33 days in the late 1970's.
this pope is american (which, in itself, could explain his "retiring") and probably just wants to get laid in a florida condo before he checks out.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
Submitted by Meatblocks on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 1:32pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 1:29pm.
As a lapsed catholic
================================
heh heh i call myself a recovering catholic
I refer to myself the same way. It's taking YEARS to undo some of that Parochial school shit, lol
Submitted by Meatblocks on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 1:12pm.
not to give too much thought to what fruitloops is saying BUT even as this pope steps down, another steps in to replace him.
just a changling of the guards (-typo stays)
--------------------------------------------
Actually, Popes still have a lot of power. Think about how Vatican II changed the Church. John Paul II travelled widely, and was respected by Catholics and non-Catholics, world-wide for his kindness and reaching out to people of all faiths.
It seemed for a while there, that every time Pope Benedict opened his mouth, he'd offend huge groups of people.
EDITED to agree that in general, things will stay the same, McGarritt.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Go Meaty!
I think the Dope quit because he found out Justin Beaver is really a chick.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
www.charitywater.org
www.theanimalrescuesite.com
www.modestneeds.org
Whamo and Meatblocks, I call myself Catholic lite with a shot of Buddhist.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
He resigned because he found out that Taylor Swift was single again.
But seriously, why couldn't this trick have announced it the day of the Beyonce Bowl that would have been awesome.
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 1:28pm.
Submitted by Meatblocks on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 1:26pm.
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 1:22pm.
yeah, one of them was festering with something.
.... this is a job for wikipedia!
*dons cape*
.... i'll be back ....
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
Oh, Sinead. You were so beautiful. Now you look like this guy named Otis who fixed my brake lights last week.
I hope they elect a Shinto pope. He can kick ass for the lord! Ok...I feel my mom's stink eye hitting me.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Maybe Adolf Hitlerschmidt called up from Hell: Get yo ass down here, hypocrite!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
www.charitywater.org
www.theanimalrescuesite.com
www.modestneeds.org
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 1:29pm.
As a lapsed catholic
================================
heh heh i call myself a recovering catholic
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
Welcome, Pope Jerry Sandusky!
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
"Jesus loves you" - Great thing to hear in a Church but horrific to hear in a Mexican prison
He's quitting because he's old? Come on.
More like the altar boy scandal went allll the way to the top.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 1:25pm.
I think the pope may have oldtimers.
===========================
the only bummer there is that it's boring.
we need the enquirer to come out with pics of priest on priest/dog/animal action STAT.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
He's quitting because he's old? Come on.
More like the altar boy scandal went allll the way to the top.
In her Nothing Compares 2 U days, she was stunning. Now, not so much. As to the Pope resigning, I'll leave that to the conspiracy theorists. I am sure youtube has blown up with millions of Illuminati videos by now. My brother called me at 6 am to tell me this news. We're not even Catholic. I really don't care. I am sure something's fishy, but something is always fishy in the world.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 1:25pm.
NOW I WANT EGGS BENEDICT!
- - - - - - - - - - - - - -
Thanks a lot ME! Now I do too!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
As a lapsed catholic I applaud her, she's bang on and Sinead ain't as crazy as people would like to think when it comes to the Catholic Church, she called them out on their BS long ago and just because people don't want to hear doesn't make her crazy.
Something in the milk ISNT clean 600 years of popes basically dying on the throne and this one "retires" at a time when the church is at it's worse crisis of faith...really!?
Coughbullshit.
well we had a Nazi, maybe now somebody from the Red Army?
GG, that's what I said when I first heard, isn't this job for life? Retiring? There's no retiring in the papacy! No, Retiring! hmmm something else must be going on.
Dementors? lol
•-•-•-•-•-•
"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
░░░░♬♣☺♪◘☼♥♫•ღ♩♦≈❀♠♡░░░░
Submitted by Meatblocks on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 1:26pm.
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 1:22pm.
exactly. and does the claw in law retire from her socials? -i don't think so.
so there might be something to this pope bailing.
probably not, but we live for gossip so i hope so and that it's juicy as fucking hell.
^^^^^^^^^^
Didn't Pope John Paul (the one right before Gucci Benedict) stay in the Popeseat until he died despite the Parkinsons??? Or was it Alzheimers?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
www.charitywater.org
www.theanimalrescuesite.com
www.modestneeds.org
I have mixed feelings about Sinead. She's insane, but she gave us the gift of "the difficult brown."
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 1:22pm.
exactly. and does the claw in law retire from her socials? -i don't think so.
so there might be something to this pope bailing.
probably not, but we live for gossip so i hope so and that it's juicy as fucking hell.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
Submitted by Meatblocks on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 1:21pm.
Submitted by skinny fat on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 1:14pm.
but as to the pope resigning, something in the milk ain't clean.
===========================
true.
they have no inhibitions about dragging an old pope's near-corpse around, propping it up in a popemobile through the streets and up on balconys.
so, what gives now?
hhhhmmm. but, it's religious shit and that is a#1boring in my book so i could almost care less
************
i'm an atheist and i find the catholic church fascinating in its hypocrisy. something's up. popes just don't resign like that. he physically not able to perform his duties? what exactly are his duties? man lives in the lap of luxury and doesn't do much of anything.
NOW I WANT EGGS BENEDICT!
I think the pope may have oldtimers. Those guys dont quit, they drop!
I said as much to my moms earlier and she got quiet then the room dropped about 15 degrees and iI think some dementors got into my house!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
That t-shirt she's wearing screams, "I smoke weed every chance I get!"
ETA: She's probably got a sack and a pack of papers in that fanny pack.
Submitted by Meatblocks on Mon, 02/11/2013 -
they have no inhibitions about dragging an old pope's near-corpse around, propping it up in a popemobile through the streets and up on balconys.
^^^^^^^
Sadly, that's what we do with my Claw-in-Law and the bitch won't croak!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
www.charitywater.org
www.theanimalrescuesite.com
www.modestneeds.org
ladies, she looks like a bald cabbage patch doll! We would never arm wrestle this truck stop attendee because we actually like using our hands and fingers to comment on Dlisted.com! And ladies that fanny pack is bringing some dangerous heat!!!!!!!!!!
-------------------------------------------------
Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Chewy, I don't care about the pope new but I sure as hell care about Claudio, the SMOKING HOT MSNBC reporter who is covering the case from Roma. My GOD, he's gorgeous!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
www.charitywater.org
www.theanimalrescuesite.com
www.modestneeds.org
Submitted by skinny fat on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 1:14pm.
but as to the pope resigning, something in the milk ain't clean.
===========================
true.
they have no inhibitions about dragging an old pope's near-corpse around, propping it up in a popemobile through the streets and up on balconys.
so, what gives now?
hhhhmmm. but, it's religious shit and that is a#1boring in my book so i could almost care less except, yes, sinead looks like a middle aged and balding accountant play dressing for a wild retro friday night with some high school buddies.
-and that is more interesting than what the pope is up to.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*