Taylor Swift Wants You To Know That She Doesn't Chase After Boys
Elle Magazine pulled Taylor Swift out of 4th period English, bought her a Coke and sat her down at one of the metal benches in the quad to ask her about her love life and about how she turns the notes she writes about boys in her Hello Kitty diary into #1 hit singles. Taylor twirled her hair, chewed on a piece of watermelon BubbleYum and ewwww-ed at Elle's split ends before telling them that she doesn't chase after boys and it isn't her fault that everyone analyzes her songs to find out who they're about. Yes, Taylor Swift buys houses right next to a dude she's dated for five seconds and yes, she constantly drops hints about which boyfriend "inspired" which songs, but that's not called "chasing" or "pandering." It's called make smart real estate and business decisions! The 14-year-old trapped in the body of a stretched out Lemon Meringue doll said this to Elle:
On how she doesn't yell at boyfriends: “I don’t think I’ve ever yelled at an ex-boyfriend. Ever. I’m not a yeller. I’m not a fit thrower. If something is done, it’s done.”
On writing songs about her exes: “To me it’s just writing songs the way I always have. It’s me sitting on my bed feeling pain I didn’t understand, writing a song, and understanding it better. If people want to dissect the lyrics, that’s their right, but it’s all coming from the exact same place as where I started. It’s just something I do to feel better.”
On how she's not a boy chaser: "I'm sure if I looked up the latest Google Alerts rumor it would say I’m chasing somebody who doesn’t like me as much as I like him – people love that angle on me. They’re like "Oh Taylor, coming on too strong again, chasing boys. I never chase boys. They don't like it!"
Taylor Swift not a fit thrower? I bet if you asked one of the stuffed animals who hangs out on the net in the corner of her bedroom, it'll tell you that she has been known to throw a hissy fit on her strawberry rug when her Snoopy Sno-Cone machine stops working. And of course Taylor Swift doesn't chase boys. She just sneaks into their room, crawls into their bed and stares at them until they wake up, get spooked and promise to go on a date with her if she stops staring at them. Or she just gets her publicist to chase after them for her.
And only a trick with a 14-year-old brain would say some shit like, "I don't chase boys! They don't like it!" Bitch, stop. When you're grown, you don't give a shit anymore. You'll ask a dude out and you will chase a dude as long as you get some good dick out of it. I've gotten on a Greyhound bus for some dick and the dude even told me, "Yeah, you can come over, but you can't stay the night." You know you're not above "chasing a dude" when you get on a 3 hour bus ride for some 10 second dick. ("Michael, that's not called 'chasing dudes.' That's called being a desperate slut with no dignity." - you "You know, I like the way you say it better." - me)
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Be careful male celebs, she's a STAGE 5 clinger!
Submitted by bkmn on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 9:34pm.
As for her taste in men, if she wants them all to be circumcised, she should stick to this side of the pond, as the UK will leave her without much dick breath on her palate.
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Well, she could always get a Pakistani Brit. They're plenty of them in the UK, and they're all cut, lol.
As much as I find her annoying, I do realize I'm 20 years out of her target demographic. That being said, Taylor Swift has been blessed with a great body, tall, thin...all those designer clothes always look great on her. She's 23...but is she really that much more immature than other 23 year olds? The young 'uns of today are taking a hell of a lot longer to mature nowadays, no?
Submitted by sushi on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 9:22am.
Sometimes I think this girl purposefully acts as if she is still 15 because her target audience is that age.
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That's the impression I get as well. All this relationship crap is her gimmick. And it works - people can't seem to help talking about it. And the dumb little twerps that buy her music eat it up.
I AM NEVER EVER EVER YELLING AT AN EX, EVAH!
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she looks great on the cover and with the black hat.. she doesn't really bother me but I think she should actually tell her people to F off and date someone older and someone she is actually interested in..
Sometimes I think this girl purposefully acts as if she is still 15 because her target audience is that age.
So damn tired of hearing about this twerp. And her little squinty eyes... if it weren't for the music/famewhoring she wouldn't be modeling for Dress Barn, let alone on the cover of anything.
"If something is done, it’s done." Except of course when she has to sing about that something night after night because she immortalized it in lyrics.
Submitted by Persistent Cat on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 11:02pm.
Yes Taylor, you're a songwriting combination of Springsteen and Dylan.
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LOL!
Lisbet: I agree entirely.
Taylor (along with Kate Upton) venture into January-Jones-blah territory for me. I mean, Taylor minus getting around and fake eyelashes and Kate minus her boobies, they'd be forgotten everytime they left the room.
i think this one just caters to the fantasies of her tween fans in order to procur the greatest profit.
please her "uh oh ... off to the studio again!" speaks MEGA volumes -that all this shit is SCRIPTED, leading her fans by the nose.
a rated G madonna for the bubble gum chewing kids.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
here is the thing about taylor:
yes, she is annoying as hell and clomps like a horse, however, she writes her own songs and plays instruments. she has made a metric shit-ton of cash. so, what i don't get is why in the fuck is she pandering by doing stuff like that opening crap at the grammys. she isn't a dancer or a dance-pop singer or 13. so...wtf?
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I actually agree with her on the "not chasing boys" thing. Two caveats, though:
(1) Boys? Srsly? You're, what, 23? You are a WOMAN and you are dating/doing/whatever MEN. Even if she's responding to the rumours in the way they're framed (as a way of making fun of them) she should know better. Referring to men as boys will not help her case.
(2) It always makes me queasy when women frame their preferences and behaviours entirely in terms of what men prefer. Like with LeAnn Rimes claiming that she has sex whenever Eddy wants it - there's no mention of her own desires.
Yes, in my - MY - experience, men want to do the chasing. But *I* also prefer that dynamic. I'm not going to phrase it entirely as pleasing men, because that leaves out half of the dynamic, ie that it also pleases me.
She can do what she wants (not that she needs my permission) but the way she puts it...ugh...
I think she's a good model. The photos with the hat and the topknot are beautiful. The cover shot is pretty good, too.
Don't crucify me for asking, but have any of the guys she's dated said anything much worse than she was pushing to get serious too soon or that she was clingy? If she was a crazy person chasing after a guy, wouldn't someone have said it by now?
Yeah, it's gross and creepy about the house by the Kennedys and her little innocent face and "who me?" act is annoying, but I don't think she's actually lying about a lot of that. Which is kind of sad in its own way.
Of course she doesn't chase boys! She just moves in next door.
I heard a Taylor Swift song for the very first time yesterday, playing in a store, and it was every bit as soulless, bland, tone-deaf and generic as one would expect just looking at her.
Submitted by DianaDeath on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 11:12pm.
They used the eye-opening tool on Photoshop, nice.
Hahaha
It's amazing what auto-tune can do for an untalented bimbo.
The dress reminds me so much of the swingin sixties and Goldie Hawn, so cute!
Fakest girl in Hollywood.
Submitted by literarylioness on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 1:03am.
Thank God she's not wearing red! She looks awful in red, but wears it constantly.
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Agreed! Even her choice of my niece's yellow umbrella as a dress was a better choice than that tiresome red she always wears.
Submitted by Poopele on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 10:12pm.
Snoop Dog can straighten this bitch out.
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Is this like when Miss Patrick Campbell speaks in third person?
It's very nice for you to offer yourself. :)
Thank God she's not wearing red! She looks awful in red, but wears it constantly.
Taylor Swift is a lesbian. She's right that she's not a BOY chaser. Who will be her next beard?
That yellow dress is goooooorgeous. Tay Tay actually looks good for a change.
Not a fit thrower? I bet. This chick is a bunny boiler if I've ever seen one. Hide your pet rabbits, children!
They used the eye-opening tool on Photoshop, nice.
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Maybe Swifty should quit the music business and move into fashion. She is tall and slim, not unattractive and has a decent fashion sense while looking good in her clothes. She is rich, "successful" but without a mature focus in a cutthroat business so who knows.
Yes Taylor, you're a songwriting combination of Springsteen and Dylan.
I need to believe a stylist picked out that dress for her because I love it (love the mod-look) and I can't live with myself thinking her and I have the same taste in anything.
TEAM GET SOME GOOD DICK OUT OF IT
I thought I'd just leave this here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGOtPBka3J8
Please, Dr Freud, help us out. We desperately need to see Casper [the Friendly Ghost] fuck his mother! --- Cinema Snob
If people want to dissect the lyrics, that’s their right,
"Dissect the lyrics" my ass. As if her lyrics are so deep they're a cipher that needs to be decoded. Perfect example of why I can't stand this phony bitch.
Why you gotta lie, Craig? Seriously, if this is not all a PR stunt to hide her true sexuality, then she is a delusional nut job. You are cute girl, but this middle school boy drama is NOT.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 8:50pm.
it’s all coming from the exact same place as where I started. It’s just something I do to feel better.”
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Therein lies the problem, you started writing songs when you were 14, the whole idea is to mature as a songwriter not churn out the same songs at 23 you did when you were 14.
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This!!!!!!
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A Lannister always pays his debts.
Hahahaha...OK.
"Yeah, you can come over, but you can't stay the night."
lol, ba-buttons motto, ages 18-24
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Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 10:08pm.
Again, pipe down, Fatty.
Go and waddle to the pantry, stick some cake in your gaping maw and pick some crabs out of your mound and use 'em as sprinkles.
Team#DOGHASCRABS!
Snoop Dog can straighten this bitch out.
Submitted by bourgie on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 9:30pm.
Light in the Piazza. That is all.
omg. you have broken the code. holy shit.
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I like that pink top. And this bitch needs to STFU, really quick. Like yesterday.
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What's wrong with yelling?
for why see through shower curtain???
Can't we go a few days without hearing from this freakish looking amazon??
Like to go a few Taylor Swift-free days please!
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Submitted by bourgie on Mon, 02/11/2013 - 9:30pm.
Light in the Piazza. That is all.
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Holy shit. That could explain everything.
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As long as autotune or whatever they want to call it are around and gobs of teens don't realize the "music" she puts out are manipulated crap, she will rake in the money.
As for her taste in men, if she wants them all to be circumcised, she should stick to this side of the pond, as the UK will leave her without much dick breath on her palate.
Requiring a guy you hardly know to get a circumcision to please you is the ultimate in inflated egos.
Light in the Piazza. That is all.
Your only a slut if u actually have sex with alot of guys, not just go out with them. until there's proof like a sextape, then there's no way of knowing if she really is a slut or just dumb.
Whamo, hadn't thought of it like that, but she's still imature irl! When will her brain catch up with the rest, WHEN?! ;p
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