Tuesday, February 12th 2013
Birthday Sluts
Josh Brolin (45)
Jennifer Stone (20)
Sarah Lancaster (33)
Christina Ricci (33)
Jesse Spencer (34)
Fonzworth Bentley (39)
Darren Aronofsky (44)
Meja (44)
Chynna Phillips (45)
Ed Lover (50)
John Michael Higgins (55)
Arsenio Hall (57)
Joanna Kerns (60)
Maud Adams (68)
Judy Blume (75)
Franco Zeffirelli (90)
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That is one ugly dog. Dogs are so overrated and they stink like something terrible--and that's on a normal day.
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Q:"If you wanted to buy a Sam Cooke album where would you go? A: The wrecka stoe
Maybe this is common knowledge, but I just read that John Phillips wrote California Dreamin' in winter 1963--with Michelle transcribing the lyrics--in what is now the Washington Sq. Hotel. I can totally picture that: the bare trees, the church, etc.
Josh is not a worthy Birthday Slut.Drunk, abusive bores are a dime a dozen. Ed Lover can be the birthday slut.
I love it when i look better than the birthday sluts my age, at least from the neck up.
And from the forehead down.
Judy Blume...the grandmother of Twilight.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
HB to Christina Ricci!
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Every saint has a past and
Every sinner has a future
Um, yeah. Happy Birthday to the alcoholic, wife beater ... err, I mean Brolin. Fuck him.
Happy Birthday to all the sluts today!
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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I will never be able to look at Josh Brolin and not see Brand from The Goonies. So HBD to him for being in one of my fav childhood movies.
Also, it's interesting to see Jen Stone on there. I have no clue who she is, but we have the exact same name (wish I was turning 20).
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"If you're going through hell, keep going" ~ Winston Churchill
Tiny arms. Not too bright.
We need to stand Josh up next to Matthew McConaughey.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by SFRBully on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 10:40am.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 8:59am.
Josh Brolin...*gets drunk kicks dog*
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WHAMO!!!!! I googled "Josh Brolin, drunk, kicks dog" to see if you were referring to a real story, but it just linked back to your comment! haha
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LOL, look I'm famous!
Giant head.
HB Zeffirelli and uh Arsenio I guess
HB Christina Ricci, Arsenio Hall and Joanna Kerns
aww that pupppy looks like mine! LEAVE SPENCHIE ALONE YOU BIG MEANIE!
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"OBAMA PLEASE HELP ME I DON'T HAVE A JOB"
"NO SORRY BUT HERE'S SOME WEED AND A VOUCHER TO GET MARRIED TO YOUR UNCLE" THANKS OBAMA
Sucky 12/19
Josh Brolin is a pretty good actor and voice narrator--he did the narration for the History Channel's "Mankind: The Story of All of Us," which was actually really enjoyable. It's a shame he's a mean drunk.
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A Lannister always pays his debts.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 8:59am.
Josh Brolin...*gets drunk kicks dog*
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WHAMO!!!!! I googled "Josh Brolin, drunk, kicks dog" to see if you were referring to a real story, but it just linked back to your comment! haha
And ARSENIO'S FINGERS - RIGHT??
Mmmhumm... I RECKON I'LL TAKE A COUPLE OF THE BIGGUNS.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqTWQiTlhKQ&t=1m19s
CHRISTINA RICCI - I think of:
~Wednesday Addams
~Lollipophead Skinny girl phase
~MONSTER - DON'T STOP BELIEVING - MAKE OUT IN THE ALLEY IGNORE PISS SCENTS PLEASE
And....
~Resembles someone I knew who had a cute face RUINED by Penelope Pig Nose. ( http://www.chokingonpopcorn.com/popcorn/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/penel... )
JOANNA KERNS is a hot slut in every lifetime movie she KILLS with her talent
And have you EVER EVER EVER noticed how fucking LONG ARSENIO'S FINGER ARE? *swooooon*
Mmmhumm... I RECKON I'LL TAKE A COUPLE OF THE BIGGUNS.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqTWQiTlhKQ&t=1m19s
I remember when grown-assed Josh was accused of hitting his wife a few years ago. Sigh. Now he's HSOTD. Can't wait to see when The Difficult Brown gets so easily reaccepted into the fold. Maybe it's a [white] legacy thing :-/
TexN: Oh yes, Olivia Hussey is one of the most beautful women ever.
Submitted by Bossy on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 8:52am.
This man is a chameleon to me. Always looks like who he is supposed to be in the role, not like an actor trying to portray some character.
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I agree - he disappears into his roles. too bad he's a mean drunk. hope he doesn't smack diane lane or their dog around.
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Yes, the one with Olivia Hussey, who was like 13 at the time and even in her 50s looks incredibly beautiful. Romeo got fat. The guy who claimed Zeffirelli sexually harassed him was Romeo's friend in the movie. I read he felt he was blackballed after that.
There's a great You Tube of both young stars doing a publicity tour in London in the 1960's and Olivia is smoking a fag during the interview. It was London in the 60s after all.
Happy Birfday to Judy Blume.
Crappy Birfday to wife-beater Josh Brolin.
Josh looks like he's at least 55. Ick.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 8:56am.
Ah, one of Streisand's little boys.
HB Franco Zeffirelli who also directed the Romeo and Juliet of all time, and according to the actor who played young Romeo's friend chased him daily to the casting couch
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Is that the one with Olivia Hussey? The dude that played Romeo was so unbelievably hawt.. and then a friend sent me a pic of what he looks like today. *cries*
Josh Brolin...*gets drunk kicks dog*
Christina Ricci....the original bobble head doll
Fonzworth Bentley...no clue who you are but I'm sure you got your ass handed to you for being The Fonz
Arsenio Hall...Arsenio was near as big as Johnny Carson was back in the day, I'm surprised we haven't seen more of him, he's a smart dude.
Maud Adams...she was so unbelievably pretty back i the day,
Happy Bday Sluts
Ah, one of Streisand's little boys.
HB Franco Zeffirelli who also directed the Romeo and Juliet of all time, and according to the actor who played young Romeo's friend chased him daily to the casting couch.
Happy B-Day to Franco Zeffirelli!! Truly one of the prolific opera directors of the 20th century. His 1964 production of 'Tosca' with Maria Callas is considered one of the greatest opera productions ever.
Arsenio Hall - let's do this like Jeopardy
Q - Eight ounces.
A - What is the amount of fozzilized Eddie Muprhy feces still attached to Aresnio's nose?
B-Day nod to Judy Blume. Yeah, I read your books. Even at ten I found them a bit cloying. Plus, did you mean to write the kid in 'Superfudge' as a future contestant on RuPaul's Drag Race?? No? Coulda fooled me...
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Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 01/15/2013 - 10:08pm.
Again, pipe down, Fatty. Go and waddle to the pantry, stick some cake in your gaping maw and pick some crabs out of your mound and use 'em as sprinkles.
Team#DOGHASCRABS!
This man is a chameleon to me. Always looks like who he is supposed to be in the role, not like an actor trying to portray some character.
That dog looks like it's waiting to get hit.
He's only 45? Dude looks older. All that hard living I guess.