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Taylor Swift spoke with a British accent at the Grammys, Harry Styles speaks with a British accent all the time. Taylor Swift wore a green beanie during her video shoot yesterday, Harry Styles wears a green beanie often. Taylor Swift doesn't want to get back together with Harry Styles, she wants to become him! - Lainey Gossip
FYI: Max George stuck the tip in and quickly pulled out when the burning became too much for him to take - The Superficial
Adam Levine took his top off again. He is the Lena Dunham of elevator rock stars - Towleroad
DanRad tamed his eyebrow situation for Out Magazine - Celebitchy
Kate Hudson was browsing the table runner section of Cost Plus, spotted an orange one and shouted, "I can wear that one as a dress!" - Hollywood Tuna
Australian runner and professional beat bouncer Michelle Jenneke gets into a bikini for Sports Illustrated - Drunken Stepfather
FINALLY! There will be a Mexican restaurant in Manhattan where the margaritas are served with coke dust instead of salt - IDLYITW
Beware: The Illuminati are setting up headquarters all over the world - ICYDK
It looks like JLo re-started the leg whoring monster that Angie Jolie started - Popoholic
Survivor Serbia might be the greatest and gayest Survivor ever - OMG Blog
The Texas T-Rex no longer looks like a thirsty giraffe zombie - Just Jared
Just. NO. NO. - Jezebel
Dude's torso looks like a water damaged illustrated bible, but I still would - The Berry
Every college student's theme song - Crunk + Disorderly
Sienna Miller looks a raggedy mess - Popsugar
Jennifer Aniston doesn't want to know that she's 44 - I'm Not Obsessed
Slow and slutty is just how I like everything including the weather - SOW
ScarJo was almost Fantine - Cityrag
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Taylor Swift already is doing a fine job of making an ass out of herself -- but I just get the sense she's perfectly capable of doing much, much worse and far greater damage to her public reputation. It seems like one day she's going to cross a line (stalker-wise? I don't know exactly, but something) and there won't be any coming back.
Way way wait! I thought a snog is a kiss?
LOL @ "slow and slutty"--said while looking at her peer.
There isn't a snowball's chance in hell I wouldstep into a restaurant that had anything to do with Lohan.
Can you imagine for one second those usually dirty hands touching your food or plate.
The place would probably smell like an ashtray and the drama.
No way. Can't be true.
Lohan was just inquiring if they needed a hostess/cashier.
Whoops. Wrong thread!
I'm on the fence with Franco. I like his acting, but I don't think I like his personality. For example, I didn't like his 'too cool for school' Oscar hosting shit he did a few yrs ago and this "is he or isn't he" titillating, gay interviews he gives. Gay/straight/bi. Whatever, just admit to it at this point. You're not mysterious, just irritating.
Love Daniel Radcliffe. That's a gorgeous photoset of him.
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If I see something I haven't seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it.
Well,
Would you rather get termites... or Casper Crabs?!
http://theberry.com/2013/01/23/take-a-berry-break-40-photos-322/berry-br...
The Berry dude is beautiful. Gay, then.
Submitted by Persistent Cat on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 8:21pm.
How many fucking albums does Taylor put out a year? Or Beiber or Katy Perry? They seem to be constantly churning out albums.
I think Rihanna releases one a week.
Submitted by Faloola Chong on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 8:58pm.
One Zooey Deschanel is enough.
This should be a public health warning.
Are DanRad & Sparkles second cousins or something? They sorta look alike from here.
Agreed that Adam don'tLeaveItIn is gross. I would be so tempted to smother him in his sleep.
You gotta hand it to Taylor not-so-Swift's publicists - they keep that tuneless bitch's name out there.
Taylor Swift is scary in a Single White Female kinda way. This girl has a serious problem with letting go.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Submitted by mharker on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 8:21pm.
Yes, the Liam Neeson one was just great. Neeson and Rush were marvelous and they did a great job making the characters feel like REAL PEOPLE instead of 2-D good or evil people. The focus is on the characters, so good for them.
And I love the totally unromanticized performance given by Uma Thurman, where you really see Fantine go through hell and deteriorate.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Who wore it better?
Winner:
http://theberry.com/2013/01/23/take-a-berry-break-40-photos-322/berry-br...
It's curious that Taylor Swift is picking on Harry, since I thought their "relationship" was fake. Did her people forget to tell her? Did she think he'd swoon for her? She probably mistook his tolerance for true love (I've been there, sadly, but I was 14).
And Adam Levine IS totally punchable. He reminds me of Dennis from "It's Always Sunny". Conceited assdouche.
Adam Levine has one of the most punchable faces I've ever seen. I guess he and LD have that in common too.
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LOL! Or as my mother in law says "a face I could never get tired of slapping"
Ugh, I feel like a pervert...I would so ride off on DanRad into the sunset!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Well that's one restaurant that will guarantee to give you the shits.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Lohanita is opening a Methican restaurant in NY?
I'd watch the Island of Dicks Survivor: Naked edition.
Who is this Karras hottie?
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Adam Levine looks like a fucking prepubescent boy. He should keep his shirt on at all times.
"Submitted by Faloola Chong on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 8:58pm.
Adam Levine thinks he's so hot when he so isn't, put it away douche."
Totally agreed.
He's one of those guys whose level of douchiness makes me question whether I should hurl or just roll my eyes and groan. Even more annoying is how he tries to talk all humble in interviews and and say he doesn't think he's hot.
Some boy needs to pull a Justin Timberlake on Taylor Swift annoying ass (aka cry me a river).
ScarletT CANNOT sing, it was such a joke seeing her get a pass for her music amongst the hipsters just cause it was her. One Zooey Deschanel is enough.
Adam Levine thinks he's so hot when he so isn't, put it away douche.
I could sit and stare at Dan Rad all day (and all night).
Submitted by Mani6 on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 7:42pm.
The Mexican restaurant is probably a cover for coke dealers...no wonder she's been there a few times already. Two tacos and a large "COKE". *wink wink*
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There's a Mexican restaurant in our town that we are convinced is a drug front. There are never any cars in the parking lot, but they're always open and they haven't ever closed in the 7 years I've lived here. I want to go in sometime just to see if they actually serve "food."
My hatred for Swifty McSquinty cannot be measured. It can, however, be executed (and I mean that in more than one way).
She needs to go away. Preferably a few years ago, but I'll take what I can get.
Can this Taylor chick find a new schtick? I'm getting tired of hearing about her pumping out songs whining about her flavor of the week "breaking her heart"
Bitch, that's a crush, not a boyfriend.
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Lol Adam Levine is an "elevator rock star" No you didn't MK, love it!
Change is coming through my Shadow
Submitted by Persistent Cat on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 8:21pm.
How many fucking albums does Taylor put out a year? Or Beiber or Katy Perry? They seem to be constantly churning out albums. Likely because their time in the spotlight is limited but how many more trite, amateurish songs can they make before even their most ardent fans say "enough!"
Taylor's non-singles must be about her day, getting coffee, buying milk, dropping her shoes off for the heels to be fixed.... Am I right?
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In Atlanta, they keep playing ad nauseum that Taylor song where she's like Meee-eeee-eeee at the end of every verse and I just turn the radio off when it comes on :(
How many fucking albums does Taylor put out a year? Or Beiber or Katy Perry? They seem to be constantly churning out albums. Likely because their time in the spotlight is limited but how many more trite, amateurish songs can they make before even their most ardent fans say "enough!"
Taylor's non-singles must be about her day, getting coffee, buying milk, dropping her shoes off for the heels to be fixed.... Am I right?
Submitted by lovelylaney on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 8:03pm.
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I didn't like the movie either, but I did like Anne Hathaway. And though you wonder why they keep remaking it, I will defend the non-musical movie version with Liam Neeson. The characters were human beings in that one, not just symbols of good and evil. I like how Valjean never fully lost his criminal instincts. Javert genuinely enjoyed making Valjean suffer and Cosette and whatshisname actually spent time together before declaring their undying love. In the musical movie, Valjean's a Christ figure and Javert just walks around looking confused.
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Submitted by mharker on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 7:57pm.
Scarlett didn't get the part of Fantine because she auditioned with laryngitis? Please. Laryngitis or not, she doesn't have a strong enough voice for the part, and she must know that. I'd love it if she had said, "Yeah, I wanted the part, but we all know I sing like a drunk Norah Jones. It wouldn't have worked."
But somehow Russell Crowe nailed his audition, so great voices may not have been a priority here.
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Russell Crowe was horrible in that movie (as well as Annie H.) and well honestly, the whole movie was horrible and I cannot believe it's up for any damn awards. I was so happy when Russell took that plunge I was hoping that the damn movie would be over at that point but nope, about another 50 minutes left at that point! LOL Why they keep remaking Les Mis is beyond me. This one just made me Tre Mis.
Submitted by mharker on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 7:57pm.
Clearly. I've heard him sing, and he's not that great.
So ScarJo isn't too outside the realm of possibility. Maybe they thought she looked too healthy for the tuberculosis-suffering whore role.
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Submitted by snarla on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 6:50pm.
Adam Levine has one of the most punchable faces I've ever seen. I guess he and LD have that in common too.
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Don't forget to add Ashton Kutcher to that list with several others... :)
Scarlett didn't get the part of Fantine because she auditioned with laryngitis? Please. Laryngitis or not, she doesn't have a strong enough voice for the part, and she must know that. I'd love it if she had said, "Yeah, I wanted the part, but we all know I sing like a drunk Norah Jones. It wouldn't have worked." Anne Hathaway's award desperation annoys me too, but there's no question that she can sing.
But somehow Russell Crowe nailed his audition, so great voices may not have been a priority here.
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Please let's declare tomorrow a swifty-free post day M.K
I'm soooooo sick of the beanpole bitch from wernersville PA.
You know who else is from Wernersville PA that awful breeder bitch Kunt Gosselin
Let them both rot on their boggy farms of PA.
"DuFresnes party of two. DuFresnes party of two. Bush party of three.
Yeah but , what happened to the DuFresnes ?!?!?!?!?!?!? "
- Mitch Hedberg 1968 - 2005.
This bitch!!! I'm convinced she has mental problems...some type of retardation that keeps her from developing into a grown mature women. I'm not saying don't date & stay home and knit but damn it date men not boys. You might act 16 & in high school but in reality you're not!!! I hope she gets busted for.dating minors. Sorry I just hate this twat!
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I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!
The Mexican restaurant is probably a cover for coke dealers...no wonder she's been there a few times already. Two tacos and a large "COKE". *wink wink*
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If anyone is going to pee on him it's going to be me.- Nicole Kidman
Taylor Swift is annoying just to think about.
I think I would have preferred Scarjo as Fantine. Sure, people say Anne did a good job, but her desperate fake-humble "I DESERVE THIS AWARD DAMMIT" trip is annoying the shit out of me.
Were DanRad's eyebrows airbrushed?
Adam Levine needs a good punching. Just, you know, in general. No specific reason.
Ugh, Blohan with a restaurant? Even if she had the capital to put into it, which I don't believe she does, can you imagine? I bet it would have dodgy greasy food, and would be shut down by the gov't after a few weeks when somebody finds a dead rat in their burrito.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 7:30pm.
Hey Pushy..it could be that! They do have the same body type.
And I love Cheers, too. There were a lot of good sitcoms in the 80s & 90s
Is Survivor Serbia for real??
I need to bleach my eyeballs after accidentally seeing the bait cam at the bottom. :O
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What the fuk is a Hairy Styles?
And that Taylor Swift creature is too disgusting for words. She looks like she smells bad; like she thinks she doesn't need one of those little fans in her bafroom.
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This bitch!!! I'm convinced she has mental problems...some type of retardation that keeps her from developing into a grown mature women. I'm not saying don't date & stay home and knit but damn it date men not boys. You might act 16 & in high school but in reality you're not!!! I hope she gets busted for.dating minors. Sorry I just hate this twat!
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I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!
Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Tue, 02/12/2013 - 7:09pm.
It might be a longish neck??
God, I loved Cheers.
The guy on the berry is yummy but I can't help but be suspect of guys that pretty. He probably doesn't bat for my team. Le sigh. *************************************************************
Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
Ew. Taylor Swift is a creepy turd. She is the LeAnn Rimes to Harry's Brandi Glanville.
That idiot who got with Blohan better get tested for everything on the planet. Blech.
And that slow and slutty weather forecast was awesome. Haha.
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